I can only remember some of the lyrics, and I may be mixing up verses,
but here are some of the high points:
(second half of one verse)
Well, a farmer may be stupid
But in one thing he's no fool
He keeps his cows down on the farm
He don't send 'em off to school
(refrain)
But then what the hell do I know
I come from Waunakee
I wear animal pelts, I eat raw meat
I sleep in a hollow tree
I'd like to thank y'all
For pointing out my lack
Of breeding, taste, and poise
Like they have in Chicago, Illinois
(later verse about meeting up with some of her friends)
So she sits in the student union, with her friends and whines:
"Oh, the food here is just awful!
All they eat are brats and beer.
And they think it's fun to get stinking drunk
And shoot poor, defenseless deer!
You can't find a decent museum,
Theater or croissant
Oh god, I'll just die from lack of culture,
(something in French I don't remember)"
(another line I don't remember ending with "joint")
The best beer in the world doesn't come from Holland;
It comes from Stevens Point
And you can keep your damn Art Institute
I think "Picasso"'s a stupid name
The best work of art is a Green Bay Packer game
I know, that's a lot of lyrics to remember and somehow NOT remember the
name of the song, but I have a weird brain. Can anyone assist? Thanks
If that's not it, try contacting Neil Heinen (currently the head of the
OpEd Dept at www.channel3000.com. Back in the early 80s he was one of
the morning radio guys on WIBA-FM.
That song is a Wisconsin anti-Illinois song, not the song in question,
unfortunately.
I'm sure someone on here will be able to give the sought after details.