Marty Feldman eyes

[Rowdy Roddy]

I just watched one of the old Comedy Tonight shows
on PBS. On it they had Bruce Baum. When they
introduced him, they said that he wrong the song
Marty Feldman eyes. Im assuming it is a parady of
Bette Davis eyes by Kim Carnes. Has anybody heard of
this record....can anybody send/post the lyrics....
thanks

[Marian, Madam Librarian]

I *think* this may have been on Bruce "Baby-Man" Baum's
"Born to Be Raised" album. Wish I could remember the lyrics...
it is a parody of Bette Davis eyes.

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[Lynn Gold]

In article <50...@darkstar.ucsc.edu> c2h...@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Marian, Madam Librarian) writes:
>In article <51...@plains.UUCP> sk...@plains.NoDak.edu (Rowdy Roddy ) writes:
>>I just watched one of the old Comedy Tonight shows
>>on PBS. On it they had Bruce Baum. When they
>>introduced him, they said that he wrong the song
>>Marty Feldman eyes.

...

He "wrong" the song? Interesting... :-)

>I *think* this may have been on Bruce "Baby-Man" Baum's
>"Born to Be Raised" album. Wish I could remember the lyrics...
>it is a parody of Bette Davis eyes.

I *know* it's on that album (yes, I have it). It was also released as
a single (I have that, too).

Perhaps when I've got a better connection to the net I'll type the
lyrics in.

--Lynn
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[XGPA20000-MillhamBD(DR8010)41]

I typed this in some time ago. I may have even posted this in the
past. Some parts are an approximation of what really goes on during
the song. It doesn't make alot of sense on paper.

Enjoy.

Marty Feldman Eyes
By Bruce "Baby Man" Baum
w/ Little Roger & the Goosebumps
Horn Records HR-11-A

Her head is growing bald
Her feet are twice her size
She says its not her fault
She's got - Marty Feldman Eyes

She'll turn the sprinklers on you
And dry you off with her thighs
She'll confuse the hell out of you
She's got - Marty Feldman Eyes

And she'll woo you
Then she'll moon you
And forget to pull her pants up

She's obnoxious
And she knows it
And she knows how to blow her nose up
All the boys think she's fryed
She's got - Marty Feldman Eyes

Do it dirty

She's ferocious
Narcaleptic
Ambidextrious
Supercala fragalistic expialadocious
Bogus
Vegamatic ( she slices and she dices )

All the boys think she's a guy
She's got - Marty Feldman Eyes

Ooga shaka
Ooga shaka
Ooga shaka
Ooga shaka

You're so lame
You probably think this song is about you
You're so You're so lame Ya

Jimmy Duranties nose
And Jimmy Walkers lips
Liberaces clothes
Shelly Duvals hips
She's got Willy Nelson legs
And Nancy Reagans spleen
Dolly Partons lungs
She's got Leon Spinks teeth
Bob Seagers pancreas
All the boys think she's some kind of guy
She's got - Marty Feldman Eyes
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[Peggy Bertsch]

Ah, Bruce Baum....makes me think of those jokes of his that for some
reason have always stuck with me (don't ask me why ;-) -- paraphrased, of
course:

"I won't kill flies but I like messing with their heads. I like to catch 'em
and then hold 'em up above a globe and watch 'em go 'Whoa!!! I'm up WAY too
high!!!!!!' "

"My wife's into kinky sex. She likes for us to lie on the bed and strap
mirrors to our bodies and stare at the ceiling..."

I could go on, I guess, but I'll spare you all the non-musical drivel ;-)

-peg