"Any Gal of Mine" lyrics

[Richard Botsford]

I am interested also in the lyrics to "Any Gal of Mine"the parody to
Shania's "Any Man of Mine"

[Jack Paul]

In article <4kcfca$1...@buffnet2.buffnet.net>, Richard Botsford (bots...@buffnet.net) writes:
>I am interested also in the lyrics to "Any Gal of Mine"the parody to
>Shania's "Any Man of Mine"
>

Any gal of mine shouldn’t be complainin’
if I got a great big beer gut hangin’
I can walk around like a big dumb ape
but you better be in shape

And if our dates at seven...
and I show up at eight...
Don’t you say one word
cause you know if I’d have been there on time
you’d have never been ready anyway...

Any gal of mine, well she better not mind...
if I have my big smelly, beer belly buddies over all of the time.
Need a gal who knows...
how the lawn gets mowed
She’s got to be the good lookin’ great cookin’ never ever buggin’ me kind
Any gal of mine

(spoken)
Guy: Should I wear the camoflaged cap or the John Deere cap.
Gal: Well I don’t know, they’re both so damn sexy
Guy: I knew it

Any gal of mine better plainly see
that Brad Pitt can’t hold a candle to me.
My hairs gettin’ thinner than it use to be
you better say it looks good on me.

And if our dates at seven...
and I get there at eight..
Don’t you say one word
cause you know if I’d have been there on time
you’d have never been ready anyway.
any gal...any gal...any gal

Any gal of mine better tell me I’m fine...
she’s gotta be the football, basketball, Nascar watchin’ kind.
Need a gal who knows...
how the lawn gets mowed
She’s got to be my jaw flappin’, knee slappin’ hard thumpin’ fun lovin’ kind
Any gal of mine

Say, hon, grab me a cold one.
Gut them fish
How 'bout a big kiss?
Cook, clean....wash the blue jeans
Shake a leg
Tap another keg
You missed a spot on the toilet, dear
Did ya 'member
To pick up ma’ beer?
Hey...
Is my lunch all packed?
Man, them Baywatch girls can act.

Ah this is what a fellow wants, if you want to be a gal of mine

"Touch the Earth, Love the Earth, Honour the Earth...Rest Your
Spirit In Her Solitary Places." -Henry Beston
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[Taz]

You forgot one line...an important one...

In article <31...@ckd.berks.pa.us>, ja...@ckd.berks.pa.us says...

PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!

[Brett Dale]

In article <4kcfca$1...@buffnet2.buffnet.net>, bots...@buffnet.net
says...

>
>I am interested also in the lyrics to "Any Gal of Mine"the parody to
>Shania's "Any Man of Mine"
>

"Any girl of mine can plainly see,that Brad Pitt cant hold a candle to
me".Never have truer words been spoken.Brett

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