ACHY-BREAKY FART
Greg Cohoon
> I cannot resist posting this. (I really tried) But everyone I've shown it
> to has loved it. I do too. I'm shameless.
[parody deleted]
I am one of the people that loved it. I had my own version of the chorus
that follows the rhyming of BRC's version:
Chorus:
I've got to fart.
I've really got to fart.
I just don't think you understand.
Cause if I let this fart,
this really rippin' fart,
the shit might really hit the fan.
Any more parodies out there? I love parodies and would like to see more
of this or any other country song.
-greg
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John Ackerman 3568
to has loved it. I do too. I'm shameless.
I THINK I'M GONNA FART
(sung to the tune of Achy-Breaky Heart)
lyrics by John Ackerman
Verse #1:
I just had the beans, you know what that means
Whoa! I can feel it building up inside
Heed the warning from my lips cuz when I let 'er rip
You're gonna wanna dig a hole and hide.
You may just regret lighting up that cigarette
And if you do you'll have yourself to blame
Cuz when all of this gas comes blowin' out my a#@
We're all goin' up in a blue flame
Chorus:
I think I'm gonna fart
An awful stinky fart
I can't hold it in a second more
And if I really fart
An awful stinky fart
I'm gonna blow a hole right thru the floor
Verse #2
The fragrance from my rear may cause your eyes to tear
The stench may be enough to drive you mad
You'll be pullin out your hair as you gasp for air
Oh come on now! It's really not that bad!
I'll watch you gag and wheeze and fall down to your knees
Go ahead and wretch, See if I care.
Admit you're having fun, so what you lost a lung
Remember no one told you life was fair
Chorus:
Repeat Chorus to end.
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Peter Shenkin
drme...@garfield.catt.ncsu.edu (Greg Cohoon) writes:
>Any more parodies out there? I love parodies and would like to see more
>of this or any other country song.
There was a parody of "Phantom 309" called "The Phantom Windbreaker," along
the lines of Achy, Breaky Fart.
-P.
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james e kist
Who not ask Wierd Al Yankovich for a parodie?
Geff King
>In article <1992Nov4.0...@ncsu.edu> drme...@garfield.catt.ncsu.edu (Greg Cohoon) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov3.0...@TorreyPinesCA.ncr.com> djo...@TorreyPinesCA.ncr.com (John Ackerman 3568) writes:
>>[parody of parody deleted]
>>Any more parodies out there? I love parodies and would like to see more
>>of this or any other country song.
Let's ask Travis Tritt for a parody! Maybe we can get him to sing
"Where am I Gonna Live (When I Get Home)" with a picture of Billy Ray
Cyrus in front of him. Then he can tear the picture in half...
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Axel Fischer
Has Wierd Al Yankovic (sp?) made a whole country parody joke CD or has
he a new record out, with just a couple of Country songs on it?
-Axel
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Joseph L Portman III
>
>I've got to fart.
>I've really got to fart.
>I just don't think you understand.
>Cause if I let this fart,
>this really rippin' fart,
>the shit might really hit the fan.
My version:
Don't cut a fart,
An Inky Stinky fart,
I just don't think you understand,
Cause if you cut a fart,
and someone lights that fart,
It might blow up and kill the band!!
Wooooooo, eeeeeeee !!!!
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Joe Portman,
Lead Guitar and Fiddle
The Olson Brothers Band,
Soon to release "River in the Rain" CD
title cut by Roger Miller
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james e kist
>
>Has Wierd Al Yankovic (sp?) made a whole country parody joke CD or has
>he a new record out, with just a couple of Country songs on it?
If he hasn't yet, I'm sure he will.
John Ackerman 3568
: In article <Bx7vn...@acsu.buffalo.edu> ki...@acsu.buffalo.edu (james e kist) writes:
: >In article <1992Nov4.0...@ncsu.edu> drme...@garfield.catt.ncsu.edu (Greg Cohoon) writes:
: >>In article <1992Nov3.0...@TorreyPinesCA.ncr.com> djo...@TorreyPinesCA.ncr.com (John Ackerman 3568) writes:
: >>[parody deleted]
: >>[parody of parody deleted]
: >>Any more parodies out there? I love parodies and would like to see more
: >>of this or any other country song.
: >Who not ask Wierd Al Yankovich for a parodie?
:
: Let's ask Travis Tritt for a parody! Maybe we can get him to sing
: "Where am I Gonna Live (When I Get Home)" with a picture of Billy Ray
: Cyrus in front of him. Then he can tear the picture in half...
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That's good. But let's go the extra mile. I hear tell that this December
George Jones and Travis Tritt are performing together at the Omni in
Atlanta...
What better team to make a statement like this with? Could be BIG!
Kind of like setting fire to a picture of Saddam Hussin and having the
Eveready Bunny come by and diddle to put it out...
Back to you in the booth.
Sinead BABE! Love your hair! Up for mass Sunday?
Harald Brinkmann
Anyone ever RECORDED one of these? Even as a fun piece?
Harald