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Ritaloves3

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Jul 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/16/00
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Hey, does anyone know a funny and clean joke about country music or country
singers?Or where I can go to find any?? Thanks.

elen

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Ritaloves3 wrote:

> Hey, does anyone know a funny and clean joke about country music or country
> singers?Or where I can go to find any?? Thanks.

Go to DejaNews and look yourself up.

Elen


Rockabi101

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>Hey, does anyone know a funny and clean joke about country music or country
singers?Or where I can go to find any?? Thanks.
>
>
Faron Young used to tell some great jokes. I remember one he told about
....Oh, wait, you said clean. Never mind.


Jay Langford

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Jul 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/16/00
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Hey, does anyone know a funny and clean joke about country music or
country singers?Or where I can go to find any?? Thanks.

Rita; There is this lady that is a great writer and this old, wore' out
guitar picker that can still "come up" with some mighty good original
ones!
Jay

Large Pic Files Included:
http://community.webtv.net/jaylang1/


Linda F. Cauthen

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Jul 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/16/00
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elen wrote:

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> Ritaloves3 wrote:
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> > Hey, does anyone know a funny and clean joke about country music or country
> > singers?Or where I can go to find any?? Thanks.
>
> Go to DejaNews and look yourself up.
>
> Elen

Do you think she's bright enough to (a) find it and (b) figure out how
to use it?

Linda C.

wyon

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Jul 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/16/00
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Ritaloves3 <rital...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20000716140627...@ng-fp1.aol.com...

> Hey, does anyone know a funny and clean joke about country music or
country
> singers?Or where I can go to find any?? Thanks.

Yes, I've got some good ones for you:
Shania Twain
Garth Brooks
LeeAnn Rimes
Martina Mc Bride

Ritaloves3

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Jul 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/16/00
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>Subject: Re: Country Music Jokes
>From: "wyon" mr...@yahoo.com
>Date: 7/16/00 1:40 PM Eastern

Ha, now that's FUNNY!!!

Linda F. Cauthen

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Not bright enough to quote, eh?

Linda C.

Ritaloves3

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Jul 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/16/00
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>Subject: Re: Country Music Jokes
>From: "Linda F. Cauthen"

>Not bright enough to quote, eh?
>

See what I mean?? You guys don't won't to stop. Oh well, heeer we go again.

Clark Reid

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Jul 17, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/17/00
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The resident joke authority is Helen Waite.

Please go to Helen Waite.

Clark Reid
www.clarkreid.cjb.net

Scott

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Jul 17, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/17/00
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wyon wrote:
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> Ritaloves3 <rital...@aol.com> wrote ..

> > Hey, does anyone know a funny and clean joke about country music or
> country
> > singers?Or where I can go to find any??
>
> Yes, I've got some good ones for you:
> Shania Twain
> Garth Brooks
> Martina Mc Bride

LOL! Add Faith Hill and JoDee Messina to that.

elen

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Jul 17, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/17/00
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Scott wrote:
LOL! Add Faith Hill and JoDee Messina to that.

Let's add Neal McCoy too.

Elen

GiniGold

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Jul 18, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/18/00
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>Yes, I've got some good ones for you:
>Shania Twain
>Garth Brooks
>LeeAnn Rimes
>Martina Mc Bride
>

Leave off Martina, and I'll laugh.
GoldenGirl

Jay Langford

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Jul 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/19/00
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Setting: Jay had just come off the farm and had never seen
bananas............

Patsi: "Jay, what's wrong, you don't look so good?
Jay: "Aww, I tried one of them things called "banana" and it made me
sick."
Patsi: "That doesn't sound right; bananas are good for you."
Jay: "That may be but they don't taste so good, and beside; it's all
cob."

Sue Wood

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Jul 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/19/00
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That has GOT to be the "corniest" joke I've ever heard... lol

Sue

:o)


Toby Hanson

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Jul 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/19/00
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In article <3975E37F...@globalserve.net>, Sue Wood
<sue...@globalserve.net> wrote:

> That has GOT to be the "corniest" joke I've ever heard... lol

Too bad they cancelled "Hee Haw"...

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Jerry L

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Jul 19, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/19/00
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This one is cleaned up quite a bit, but the last part is the
funny part any way.

My neighbors Earl and Jenny were at Tom and Edith's for supper
the other night. Being a traditional hillbilly home, Jenny and
Edith were doing the dishes afterward.

Jenny was telling Edith how she was pregnant again and Earl
wasn't too happy about it. She said "Earl says he don't want me
to have another baby. He would rather have a new team of work
horses."

Edith said "That man just expects too much out of you."


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