Re: I CAN´T DOWNLOAD WITH FIREFOX
Vromme van der Pisvink
> Lucifer's Hag in Hell Mrs. K-Lucifer wrote:
>
> <snipped>
>>
>> I've found another new home for me. It's Hell's Kitchen.
>> I'll fix my husband Lucifer's food and then I'll crawl to Lucifer
>> and kiss his feet.
>
> <SLAP A *BITCH* AND A FOOT IS TO YOUR ASS.>
Don't crosspost, you utter cretin.
<chucks bone>
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Wivineke van den Primitieveling
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:85yh8s$2a8$t...@awkward-manchesters.org...
>> Val <cv.sp...@yahoo.co.uk> Thou crusty botch of nature. Caesar's
>> ambition - which swelled so much that it did almost stretch the
>> sides of the world. Thou grease-covered damned and luxurious
>> mountain goat. Thou inbred scornful piece. Ye scribbled and ye
>> whinnied:
>>> On 12 Mar, 11:10, "Wereo_SUPREME" <caljamsc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> On Mar 12, 7:07 am, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Wereo_SUPREME <caljamsc...@yahoo.com> Thou violent. Thou
>>>>> boil-brained, dronish hilding of a devilish spirit. Thou hilding
>>>>> foe. Thou froward, seven-chinned sweet sink. Ye panted and ye
>>>>> descanted:
>>>>
>>>>>> On Mar 12, 2:07 am, Walter Mautner <nodeleaf.
>>>>>> 20.eatalls...@spamgourmet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> josefco020...@gmail.com cried out loud in ALL CAPITAL letters:
>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hi my name is José and i have a MAC!!!
>>>>
>>>>>>>> a few days ago i had a problem with my firefox!!
>>>>
>>>>>>> ... continuing with excessive use of exclamation marks on every
>>>>>>> sentence end
>>>>
>>>>>>>> when i try to download any kind of file from a website link my
>>>>>>>> firefox only opens a new blank windows and do nothing more!!! no
>>>>>>>> bits are downloaded and if i don`t close the window fire
>>>>>>>> fox will stay on black forever!! jejeje
>>>>
>>>>>>>> i also installed Camino and i had the same problem!!! i don`t
>>>>>>>> know what it is going on!!!
>>>>
>>>>>>>> I`ve already look in the firefox help and did every thing they
>>>>>>>> say but the problem remains!!
>>>>
>>>>>>> First, don't use ALL CAPITALS anywhere, not even in the title
>>>>>>> (subject) of your message, unless it is a high risk alert of the
>>>>>>> "a nuclear bomb deposited inside our chirch, by terrorists"
>>>>>>> type. 2nd, use exclamation and questioin marks, where
>>>>>>> appropriate. Not to end every other sentence. It's very
>>>>>>> tiresome to the reader.
>>>>
>>>>>>>> does someone can tell me what to do?
>>>>
>>>>>>> 3rd, tell us exactly, what you have done.
>>>>>>> The first advice would be rename your .mozilla folder (you can
>>>>>>> have the bookmarks back later on) and try a new.
>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> vista policy violation: Microsoft optical mouse found penguin
>>>>>>> patterns on mousepad. Partition scan in progress to remove
>>>>>>> offending incompatible products. Reactivate MS software.
>>>>>>> Linux 2.6.17-mm1,Xorg7.1/nvidia
>>>>>>> [LinuxCounter#295241,ICQ#4918962]
>>>>
>>>>>> I'm getting the same problem. It's been a few days now that I
>>>>>> have been able to load NOTHING on Firefox. At first I sort of
>>>>>> brushed it off; figured it was just a glitch. Now I get the same
>>>>>> problem Jose has.
>>>>
>>>>>> I keep getting the message:
>>>>
>>>>>> Server not found
>>>>
>>>>> <furtive whisper>
>>>>
>>>>> PSST! Scott. Hey, Lifshine, over here.
>>>>
>>>>> I've found another new home for you. Come and share your music
>>>>> experiences. C'mon. Shhhh. soc.men...
>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
>>>>> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
>>>>> September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
>>>>
>>>>> Vescere puter subgalia meis.
>>>>
>>>>> "Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
>>>>> alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
>>>>> AOK innews:ermdlu$nli$1...@registered.motzarella.org-Hide quoted
>>>>> text -
>>>>
>>>>> - Show quoted text -
>>>>
>>>> I was just thinking of ye, er you! :-)
>>>>
>>>> Now what am I gonna do about this Firefox thing? Jose and I are in
>>>> the same boat; maybe it's a system-wide problem.
>>>
>>> Hi
>>> I have a Mac, & have used Firefox.
>>> If you can give me an example of one file, from a safe site, & pref
>>> small file size, that you've been unable to download, I'll check it
>>> out for you.
>>>
>>> Val
>>
>> <aside to Scott>
>> See? They're clamouring over you already. Val is a soc.man.
>>
> Kadaitcha Man = AUK fR00tcAkE!
No doubt you will fail to thank me if Mister Lifshine takes up residence in
soc.men too.
Maximum Dog3
wrote:
<snipped>
<KICKED>
Daedalus
<m...@privacy.net> wrote:
I will thank you on behalf of all NUCLEAR WARRIORS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
Rock on, Scott!
Jade
Peter J Ross
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
soc.men would be much improved by having a musician-in-residence, and
what musician could be more appropriate than the composer of the
Nuclear Warrior Theme Tune?
>Rock on, Scott!
Rock on, Scott!!
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conn...@hotmail.com
> On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:44:41 -0400, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org>
>
> soc.men would be much improved by having a musician-in-residence, and
> what musician could be more appropriate than the composer of the
> Nuclear Warrior Theme Tune?
Firefox is for bois... use Opera or die, scumbuckets.
The following persons of gender unknown remain soc.men affiados:
PolishKnight AKA Mark S.
Viking ?????? (Vij-queen)
Ralph????
Michael Synder???
Ken Pag???
Andre???
Your's truly Connor Anders
M.C.P
Society???
DustBin???
P.K. "Sex Farm" Smith???
newschool???
Stephen Morgan???
Rhonda Lea Kirk ????
Smitty???
Ben???
Pat???
Msnoeone???
mariposas rand??
Proud Man???
enquiring mind???
KenPis???
Ken Chad???
MsNothing??
amused onlooker???
Feminists (including mangina's)
justwax?
Cyclops?
Boomer Boinker?
Hyer-twanga?
hanna???
Daedalus?
Pandork?
PJ Ross the pipe man?
Peter J Ross
<conn...@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> On Mar 14, 9:44 am, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>> On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:44:41 -0400, Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org>
>
>>
>> soc.men would be much improved by having a musician-in-residence, and
>> what musician could be more appropriate than the composer of the
>> Nuclear Warrior Theme Tune?
>
> Firefox is for bois... use Opera or die, scumbuckets.
I use neither. And I'm surprised to see a self-proclaimed Gentoo
aficionado advocating a closed-source browser.
Not that your comment has anything whatsoever to do with what I wrote
about Scottie, the Musical Saviour of Usenet.
*ding*
Last on the list is almost as good as first.
Btw, "affiados" isn't a word. The clue to the correct Spanish spelling
is contained in this post. HTH.
--
PJR :-)
Kadaitcha Man
boar-pig. Thou bug-eyed caitiff. Thou weedy herd of boils and plagues.
Ye reprobated and ye imputed:
Rock on, Scott!!
Mister Lifshine just announced his presence in soc.men (snecked).
<swivels in chair>
<strokes fluffy white cat>
Move over Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
Wereo_SUPREME
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Daedalus
Connor's lits of hate is approved.
Jade
Daedalus
You da man!
Jade
Deborah Terreson
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi my name is José and i have a MAC!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> a few days ago i had a problem with my firefox!!
Use Safari.
MEXT!!!
Deb.
conn...@hotmail.com
> On 14 Mar 2007 00:04:52 GMT, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> wrote:
>
>
> Connor's lits of hate is approved.
>
Coolies Jadeeeee Babbbeeeeeeee!
Does that mean I get to sniff your rectum? (yeah, its a health policy
I've recently enacted to ensure all womens rectums are inspected at
regular intervals for any "bumps", similar to cervical and breast
screening). ;-)
Demon Lord of Confusion
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
> On Mar 15, 1:55 am, Daedalus wrote:
>> On 14 Mar 2007 00:04:52 GMT, Peter J Ross wrote:
>>
>> Connor's lits of hate is approved.
>
> Coolies Jadeeeee Babbbeeeeeeee!
>
> Does that mean I get to sniff your rectum? (yeah, its a health policy I've
> recently enacted to ensure all womens rectums are inspected at regular
> intervals for any "bumps", similar to cervical and breast screening). ;-)
You're pre-supposing that you haven't been doing it anyway. For years.
And not just to Jade, Sharon B., Hyerdahl, knoxy, Kali, Rhonda, and any
other woman who posts to soc.men.
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I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.
"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
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Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.
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http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
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Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
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And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
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Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
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A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
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outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
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pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
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information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
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way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
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"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
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since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
Daedalus
<popesnarky...@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote:
>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:16:30 -0700, conn...@hotmail.com attempted to
>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>> On Mar 15, 1:55 am, Daedalus wrote:
>>> On 14 Mar 2007 00:04:52 GMT, Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>
>>> Connor's lits of hate is approved.
>>
>> Coolies Jadeeeee Babbbeeeeeeee!
>>
>> Does that mean I get to sniff your rectum? (yeah, its a health policy I've
>> recently enacted to ensure all womens rectums are inspected at regular
>> intervals for any "bumps", similar to cervical and breast screening). ;-)
>
>You're pre-supposing that you haven't been doing it anyway. For years.
>And not just to Jade, Sharon B., Hyerdahl, knoxy, Kali, Rhonda, and any
>other woman who posts to soc.men.
A lot his posts offer proof he'd like to do more than sniff to just
about any rectum he comes across.
Jade
The God of Odd Statements
> On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:18:33 GMT, Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:16:30 -0700, conn...@hotmail.com attempted to
>>confuse the issue further by squeaking:
>>> On Mar 15, 1:55 am, Daedalus wrote:
>>>> On 14 Mar 2007 00:04:52 GMT, Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Connor's lits of hate is approved.
>>>
>>> Coolies Jadeeeee Babbbeeeeeeee!
>>>
>>> Does that mean I get to sniff your rectum? (yeah, its a health policy
>>> I've recently enacted to ensure all womens rectums are inspected at
>>> regular intervals for any "bumps", similar to cervical and breast
>>> screening). ;-)
>>
>>You're pre-supposing that you haven't been doing it anyway. For years.
>>And not just to Jade, Sharon B., Hyerdahl, knoxy, Kali, Rhonda, and any
>>other woman who posts to soc.men.
>
> A lot his posts offer proof he'd like to do more than sniff to just about
> any rectum he comes across.
Isn't that just so sad? Virtual sniffing's all he can do.
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tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
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that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
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uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
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Peter J Ross
<nntp...@gmail.com> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> Mister Lifshine just announced his presence in soc.men (snecked).
I hope the regulars will thank me for inviting him.
--
PJR :-)
Peter J Ross
<foodNOTS...@comcast.net> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi my name is José and i have a MAC!!!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> a few days ago i had a problem with my firefox!!
>
> Use Safari.
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express Macintosh Edition - 4.5 (0410)
Hypocrite.
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Wereo_SUPREME
Firefox doesn't work anymore.
Did I win any Kook Awards this time around? Love those things :o
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