Some New Quotes From Dubya Boosh
Chewbop
who has posted on the subject would very much like to see Dubya Boosh
defeated in November and sent back to his dustbowl in Crawford, Texas.
According to all the polls, there is a very real chance that will happen.
In the meantime, for your entertainment pleasure, I present the most recent
quotes directly from the horse's ass. As always, none have been altered,
edited, or modified in any manner, shape, or form. His words are what they
are.
"And I am an optimistic person. I guess if you want to try to find something
to be pessimistic about, you can find it, no matter how hard you look, you
know?" - Washington, D.C., June 15, 2004
"A free Iraq is essential to our respective securities." - Washington, D.C.,
June 1, 2004
"I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. .He
married a Texas girl, I want you to know. (Laughter.) Karyn is with us. A
West Texas girl, just like me [sic]." - Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004
"I am honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand
cut off by Saddam Hussein." - Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004
"This has been tough weeks in that country." - Washington, D.C., April 13,
2004
"By the way, we rank 10th amongst the industrialized world in broadband
technology and its availability. That's not good enough for America. Tenth
is 10 spots too low as far as I'm concerned." - Minneapolis, Minn., April
26, 2004
"My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate." - Washington, D.C., April
21, 2004
"This is historic times." - New York, N.Y., April 20, 2004
"Obviously, I pray every day there's less casualty." - Fort Hood, Texas,
April 11, 2004
"Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are going
down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off." -
Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004
"God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a
powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear." - Los
Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004
"The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make
investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner
and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you
invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic
thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're
thinking you're going to war." - Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004
"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office --I love to bring
people into the Oval Office -- right around the corner from here -- and say,
this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger
than the person." --- Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004