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sherwood

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Aug 8, 2004, 12:34:30 AM8/8/04
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Yoko Ono is so ugly,
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CrackedActorr

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Aug 8, 2004, 3:03:31 AM8/8/04
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that John Lennon feel in love with her

Beatlelvisanta

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Aug 8, 2004, 11:37:55 AM8/8/04
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>From: "sherwood"

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That she stole your girlfriend.

Oh wait a minute... You've never had a girlfriend.

Funny how your hero Lennon fell in love with and married Yoko Ono.
You? You're a 45 year old burger flipping virgin!


Jason

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Aug 8, 2004, 4:31:53 PM8/8/04
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"sherwood" <sherwo...@ispeedpros.com> wrote in message news:<q3iRc.223672$%_6.13581@attbi_s01>...

John apparently found her quite attractive. He took a lot of acid.
There's a subjective element to this.

sherwood

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Aug 8, 2004, 5:23:44 PM8/8/04
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> John apparently found her quite attractive. He took a lot of acid.

Ahh, the acid, THAT explains things a bit...


Teddy

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Aug 9, 2004, 1:54:11 AM8/9/04
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"sherwood" <sherwo...@ispeedpros.com> wrote in message news:<ARwRc.269053$Oq2.217774@attbi_s52>...

> > John apparently found her quite attractive. He took a lot of acid.
>
> Ahh, the acid, THAT explains things a bit...

Oh, give it a rest. This is utterly sexist. Say she's wacko if you
want to, but talk about who and what she IS. Have you noticed there
are some absolutely frightening-looking MEN in the world of pop music
with model girlfriends/wives? For ex., Keith Richards and Patti
Hansen, Ric Ocasek and Paulina, Rod Stewart and whoever he's with
right now (always a tall blonde in her 20s while he gets more dyed and
bloated).

MKato

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Aug 9, 2004, 3:26:04 PM8/9/04
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hennes...@yahoo.com (Teddy) wrote in message news:<5d47aa5.04080...@posting.google.com>...

> "sherwood" <sherwo...@ispeedpros.com> wrote in message news:<ARwRc.269053$Oq2.217774@attbi_s52>...
> > > John apparently found her quite attractive. He took a lot of acid.
> >
> > Ahh, the acid, THAT explains things a bit...
>
> Oh, give it a rest. This is utterly sexist. Say she's wacko if you
> want to, but talk about who and what she IS.

She's freaky looking (get a load of that neck!) and it has nothing to
do with sexism.

The Pepper Man

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Aug 9, 2004, 9:02:22 PM8/9/04
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"MKato" <mka...@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in message
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Sexism??? Oh, c'mon gimme a break, what a stupid analogy. Must have come
from one of those stupid bitch feminist morons.


Mr. Moe

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Aug 9, 2004, 9:41:04 PM8/9/04
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Yoko Ono is a woman, a wife, a mother, who's loving husband was brutally
murdered. Leave her alone.

BlackMonk

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Aug 9, 2004, 9:44:34 PM8/9/04
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"The Pepper Man" <Pepp...@threecitiesnet.com> wrote in message
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Stupid? I bet she knows what an analogy is.


sherwood

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Aug 10, 2004, 1:22:34 AM8/10/04
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"BlackMonk" <Blac...@email.msn.com> wrote in message
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Yeah, she might, maybe when she is done doing her womanly duties (like
spreading for her man) she can look it up in the dictionary.


Ehtue

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Aug 10, 2004, 1:46:48 AM8/10/04
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sherwood writes:

>> > > > > > John apparently found her quite attractive. He took a lot
> of
>> acid.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Ahh, the acid, THAT explains things a bit...
>> > > >
>> > > > Oh, give it a rest. This is utterly sexist. Say she's wacko if
> you
>> > > > want to, but talk about who and what she IS.
>> > >
>> > > She's freaky looking (get a load of that neck!) and it has nothing
> to
>> > > do with sexism.
>> >
>> >
>> > Sexism??? Oh, c'mon gimme a break, what a stupid analogy. Must have
> come
>> > from one of those stupid bitch feminist morons.
>> >
>>
>> Stupid? I bet she knows what an analogy is.
>
>
> Yeah, she might, maybe when she is done doing her womanly duties (like
> spreading for her man) she can look it up in the dictionary.


Do you spew these views in "real" life?

-Ehtue

Teddy

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Aug 10, 2004, 10:04:04 AM8/10/04
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Ehtue <eh...@aa.com> wrote in message news:<Xns9540F0F73A4...@204.127.204.17>...

Hey, I musta hit a nerve among all the macho rocket scientist types who post here.

Mister Charlie

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Aug 10, 2004, 10:11:04 AM8/10/04
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"Teddy" <hennes...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Sherwood is a long-time trollish jerk. Nothing macho there.


Matthew

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Aug 10, 2004, 1:49:19 PM8/10/04
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"sherwood" <sherwo...@ispeedpros.com> wrote in message news:<uYYRc.230256$a24.200126@attbi_s03>...

But does she know what an analgy is?

SW

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Aug 10, 2004, 2:56:21 PM8/10/04
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"Teddy" <hennes...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Yoko can eat crackers in my bed any time.


2nz

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Aug 10, 2004, 8:58:04 PM8/10/04
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>Subject: Re: Yoko Ono is so ugly,

Paint the ugly on a cloud
Eat the orange brush
Feed the wind
On a purple grapefruit



What A Friend We Have In Cheeses.







sherwood

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Aug 10, 2004, 11:24:12 PM8/10/04
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"Mister Charlie" <smokerdu...@myway.com> wrote in message
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And nothing macho about being gay, is their Charlie... or should I say
"Charlene"???


Mister Charlie

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Aug 11, 2004, 12:40:45 AM8/11/04
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yawn

Martin Hofner

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Aug 11, 2004, 1:26:57 PM8/11/04
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Serve yourself

http://www.dcn.davis.ca.us/go/gizmo/2virgins.html

Martin Hofner

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Aug 11, 2004, 1:27:34 PM8/11/04
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Serve yourself

http://www.dcn.davis.ca.us/go/gizmo/2virgins.html

Christopher Jepson

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Aug 19, 2004, 10:18:16 AM8/19/04
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...she almost makes your mother look good.

Chris Jepson


Russ

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Aug 19, 2004, 4:08:34 PM8/19/04
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"sherwood" <sherwo...@ispeedpros.com> wrote in message news:<q3iRc.223672$%_6.13581@attbi_s01>...

> Yoko Ono is so ugly,

She looks like she's part human and part frog.

Mr. Moe

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Aug 19, 2004, 9:20:05 PM8/19/04
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Yoko Ono is a woman, a wife who lost a loving husband. Give it a rest.

MacBeatle

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Aug 20, 2004, 8:06:31 AM8/20/04
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yearo...@yahoo.com (Martin Hofner) wrote in message news:<883a78b8.04081...@posting.google.com>...
> Serve yourself
>
> http://www.dcn.davis.ca.us/go/gizmo/2virgins.html

Hypocrites like you who parade around under the
"banner" of free speech, while advertising a "product"
are the worst kind of self-serving idiots.

Quoting Kozinn doesn't legitimize your argument, either.

Luh-huh-ooooze-uh-huh-her!

Bye now. Take care!

(Asshole)

francie schwartz

Fogbank

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Aug 20, 2004, 10:39:27 AM8/20/04
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she uses her face a a form of birth control


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Fogbank

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Aug 20, 2004, 10:40:04 AM8/20/04
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she uses her face as a form of birth control

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Beatledude

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Aug 20, 2004, 4:40:29 PM8/20/04
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"sherwood" <sherwo...@ispeedpros.com> wrote in message news:<q3iRc.223672$%_6.13581@attbi_s01>...
> Yoko Ono is so ugly,
> ________________________________________________________________________
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> (fill in blank)

I dunno. She looked worse when she was with John Lennon. She looks a
bit better without all that horrible shaggy messy hair.

Mr. Moe

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Aug 21, 2004, 9:37:02 PM8/21/04
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Miss Sharon Cobb

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Aug 22, 2004, 3:56:05 AM8/22/04
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>Yoko Ono is a woman, a wife who lost a loving husband. Give it a rest.

Not to mention kept giving love when nothiing but hate has been thrown at her.
Had her first number one record at age 70 and looks better than she did 35
years ago. She is a paradigm of courage, strength and determination.
And...she's beautiful.
Sharon Cobb

LEmilson

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Aug 23, 2004, 12:07:44 PM8/23/04
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"sherwood" <sherwo...@ispeedpros.com> wrote in message news:<q3iRc.223672$%_6.13581@attbi_s01>...
> Yoko Ono is so ugly,
> ________________________________________________________________________
> __
>
> (fill in blank)

Many find her atrocious. But aside from her neck and the pouches at
either side her neck, she's not that bad for 80 or whatever.

Jason

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Aug 23, 2004, 7:43:40 PM8/23/04
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what you think doesnt mater...all that maters us what john thinks...

and he conciders her the most beautfull women in the world...

in the unsaverse..


across the unversew....LOL!!! ;-)

rutt...@gmail.com

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Mar 23, 2018, 9:53:42 AM3/23/18
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On Sunday, August 8, 2004 at 12:34:30 AM UTC-4, sherwood wrote:
> Yoko Ono is so ugly,
> ________________________________________________________________________
> __
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> (fill in blank)

Imagine there's no Yoko
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only Yoko in the sky
Imagine all the people that would be living today
Imagine there's no Yoko
It isn't hard to do
Nothing more to kill or die for
And no Yoko too
Imagine all the people living life in peace, you
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine if Yoko no possessions or John's 400 Million dollars
I wonder if you can
No need…

P-Dub

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Mar 23, 2018, 10:44:34 AM3/23/18
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I've never been a fan of Yoko. But I've come to terms with this. Yoko is part of our collective Beatle history. She had a profound impact on the greatest band of all time. She made history.

Hating Yoko gets us nowhere. I do appreciate her philanthropy. She has worked with Paul and the others since John died - and helped us see more of what was in John's heart and mind until the very end. I even caught John's art exhibit, which Yoko put together. It was illuminating.

She has even tried to open people up to the possibility of tightening gun control laws effectively. After all, John was a victim of an idiot wacko that should have never had a gun.

Rest in peace John. And live in peace - Yoko.





jtees4

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Mar 23, 2018, 6:32:46 PM3/23/18
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On Fri, 23 Mar 2018 07:44:29 -0700 (PDT), P-Dub <pwol...@gmail.com>
wrote:
Plues, she is more responsible for the $400 million than John.

Nil

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Mar 23, 2018, 9:34:05 PM3/23/18
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On 23 Mar 2018, P-Dub <pwol...@gmail.com> wrote in
rec.music.beatles:

> I've never been a fan of Yoko. But I've come to terms with this.
> Yoko is part of our collective Beatle history. She had a profound
> impact on the greatest band of all time. She made history.
>
> Hating Yoko gets us nowhere. I do appreciate her philanthropy. She
> has worked with Paul and the others since John died - and helped
> us see more of what was in John's heart and mind until the very
> end. I even caught John's art exhibit, which Yoko put together. It
> was illuminating.
>
> She has even tried to open people up to the possibility of
> tightening gun control laws effectively. After all, John was a
> victim of an idiot wacko that should have never had a gun.
>
> Rest in peace John. And live in peace - Yoko.

I'm very happy to see you let go of that rabid hated of Yoko. You used
to seem consumed by it to a weird, disturbing degree.

Lord Valve

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Mar 24, 2018, 4:38:42 PM3/24/18
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Yoko sux monkey balls.

Mack A. Damia

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Mar 27, 2018, 7:20:05 AM3/27/18
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On Saturday, March 24, 2018 at 4:38:42 PM UTC-4, Lord Valve wrote:
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> Yoko sux monkey balls.

You're just upset because that means less monkey balls for you to suck,
trumptard.

IBen Getiner

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Apr 2, 2018, 6:51:54 AM4/2/18
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On Sunday, August 8, 2004 at 12:34:30 AM UTC-4, sherwood wrote:
> Yoko Ono is so ugly,
> ________________________________________________________________________
> __
>
> (fill in blank)

What's yellow and ugly and sleeps alone...?

: )

pjdpm...@gmail.com

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dosnt need a mask on hallowwen

Scott Murphy

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Aug 19, 2021, 4:56:44 PM8/19/21
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On Thursday, August 19, 2004 at 9:20:05 PM UTC-4, Mr. Moe wrote:
> Yoko Ono is a woman, a wife who lost a loving husband. Give it a rest.

How many times are you go to post this shitbird?

Scott Murphy

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Aug 19, 2021, 4:57:45 PM8/19/21
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On Sunday, August 8, 2004 at 12:34:30 AM UTC-4, sherwood wrote:
> Yoko Ono is so ugly,
> ________________________________________________________________________
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When she was little her mother had to hang a pork chop around her neck just so the dog would play with her

Norbert K

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Aug 23, 2021, 11:36:44 AM8/23/21
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I will give this to Yoko: When she was attracted to a man -- say, David Spinozza around 1973; or Sam Green in '79 -- she could greatly improve her appearance. She'd style her hair, apply makeup, wear good clothes, etc.

In most of her pics with John, she appears cold, frumpy, and uninterested in her appearance.


RJKe...@yahoo.com

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Aug 24, 2021, 10:44:30 AM8/24/21
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On Thursday, August 19, 2021 at 4:57:45 PM UTC-4, Scott Murphy wrote:
This one made me laugh!

Nil

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Aug 26, 2021, 9:11:26 PM8/26/21
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On 19 Aug 2021, Scott Murphy <modelm...@gmail.com> wrote in
rec.music.beatles:

> On Sunday, August 8, 2004 at 12:34:30 AM UTC-4, sherwood wrote:
> a bunch of racist, misogenistic bullshit.

Why on earth would you bring an ugly 17-year old troll post up again?

Fuck you, troll.

RJKe...@yahoo.com

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Aug 30, 2021, 2:32:41 PM8/30/21
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On Sunday, August 8, 2004 at 12:34:30 AM UTC-4, sherwood wrote:
> Yoko Ono is so ugly,
> ________________________________________________________________________
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> (fill in blank)

Whatever you think of Yoko's looks, she got what she wanted out of life ...I think.

Dennis Rowan

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Aug 31, 2021, 11:46:18 AM8/31/21
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When she visits proctologist, she sits down and goes "aaaahhh"!
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