Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
Elton John
Mick Jagger
Bruce Springsteen
Elvis Presley
Elvis Costello
George Michael
Chuck Berry
Little Richard
The rest of the Beatles?
Thanks.
The bigger question is why do you want to know?
Jeff
>>the Beatles?C,U,U,C
>>
>Hope this helps
>>
If you are reffering to the Beatles in their usual order of
JPGR, you've got it wrong. I can't comment on G or R, but I do
own a copy of
Two Virgins, and J is definitely U. Paul is C.
How do you know about G & R?
Not that it really matters, but this is a pretty intimate bit of
information, sir.
Francie
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gottaget...@urgentmail.com wrote in message
<0005302041...@webb1.iname.net>...
>Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
>Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
>must know!
>
>Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
>Elton John
>Mick Jagger
>Bruce Springsteen
>Elvis Presley
>Elvis Costello
>George Michael
>Chuck Berry
>Little Richard
>The rest of the Beatles?
>
>Thanks.
>
>
Eewwwwwww!
> You know how you can tell? Get the Two Virgins album cover and look
> reaaaal close. No, closer than that. Actually you have to get your
> face riggght up against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump noses so
> to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?
>
>
You see a foreskin.
--
Jean
> Yep, he's not cut. Thanks for the advice Charlie ; )
> BTW....I don't know who the Almighty Penis Expert is was in that earlier
> reply but methinks he/she was just guessing...I mean NONE of them guys is Jewish
> except maybe that Springstein fellow! : P
Yeah but one of them had a nurse for a mother - and his brother has revealed
all! ;)
--
"Love me as if someday you'd hate me." - Tim Buckley
northcut at mindspring dot com
"...don't you know who's a 2000 man? And your kids they just won't
understand you at all..."
Jagger/Richards 1967 (thanx lennon fan)
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
Now, was Yoko circumcised? Did Sir Elton have a boob job? Did Martha the
sheepdog ever lose interest in sex and seek counselling? Pardon me while I
phone the tabloids.
Teddy
this is the story of a girl named Ted...
> Yep, he's not cut. Thanks for the advice Charlie ; )
> BTW....I don't know who the Almighty Penis Expert is was in that
earlier reply
> but methinks he/she was just guessing...I mean NONE of them guys is
Jewish
> except maybe that Springstein fellow! : P
> ~Rhiannon
>
Well Francie, as we like to call her, actually saw Paul naked so...
As for being Jewish? Some hospitals, according to policy, will
routinely circumcize boy babies for hygine purposes. HTH
Jenna
--
Animal Rights Bites!
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
Tread lightly, you're on Floydian soil.
"Bananas are my favorite because they have a peel."
(I was smoking banana peelings at the time)
marcus1950
"...don't you know who's a 2000 man? And your kids they just won't
understand you at all..."
Jagger/Richards 1967 (thanx lennon fan)
--
~Flynn the Eskimo~
><)))*> <*(((>< ><)))*> <*(((>< ><)))*> <*(((>< ><)))*> <*(((><
nothin' left to do but :-) :-) :-)
"Wait a minute. Didn't you just say that you enjoyed
being juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon
with creamed corn? And that your hair-lip dyko bass
playing girlfriend over there had to have it with a
Yoohoo bottle or she went apeshit?" -- F. Zappa
>
>"Wait a minute. Didn't you just say that you enjoyed=20
>being juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon=20
>with creamed corn? And that your hair-lip dyko bass=20
>playing girlfriend over there had to have it with a=20
>Yoohoo bottle or she went apeshit?" -- F. Zappa
>
>
Ahhhhh!
"... THREE unreleased recordings of CrosbyStillsNash&Young
fighting in the dressing room at the Fillmore East! One
enchilada with
pickle sauce shoved up and down a donkey's a** until he can't
standitanymore!"
Frannie
> <gottaget...@urgentmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0005302041...@webb1.iname.net...
> > Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
> > Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
> > must know!
> >
> > Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
> > Elton John
> > Mick Jagger
> > Bruce Springsteen
> > Elvis Presley
> > Elvis Costello
> > George Michael
> > Chuck Berry
> > Little Richard
> > The rest of the Beatles?
>
> The bigger question is why do you want to know?
>
He/she probably has a preference Jeff. Alot of people do you know ...I've
heard.
Eewwwwwww!
>>
What's grosser? This thread or sniffing smegma?
That's funny. I'm seeing two HUGE boobs.
Take that anyway you want....
(Hey, it's a JOKE)
gottaget...@urgentmail.com wrote:
> Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
> Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
> must know!
>
> Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
> Elton John
> Mick Jagger
> Bruce Springsteen
> Elvis Presley
> Elvis Costello
> George Michael
> Chuck Berry
> Little Richard
> The rest of the Beatles?
>
> Thanks.
-JS
<gottaget...@urgentmail.com> wrote in message
news:0005302041...@webb1.iname.net...
-JS
Jeff U. <opusjeff(spamsucks)@fast.net> wrote in message
news:8h1qhs$g...@nntpa.cb.lucent.com...
> <gottaget...@urgentmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0005302041...@webb1.iname.net...
> > Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
> > Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
> > must know!
> >
> > Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
> > Elton John
> > Mick Jagger
> > Bruce Springsteen
> > Elvis Presley
> > Elvis Costello
> > George Michael
> > Chuck Berry
> > Little Richard
> > The rest of the Beatles?
>
> The bigger question is why do you want to know?
>
> Jeff
>
>
Perverts?? Because they're talking about circumcision they're perverts? I think
it's great it was brought up, because you know what? PENISES EXIST. And many
of us like them. So what's wrong with talking about them? Go rent a good
porno and loosen your britches, you sound like you need it.
Bonnie
-JS
MrmmmBongo <mrmmm...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20000531204619...@ng-cd1.aol.com...
Sounds good to me!
Aw shucks! Blush. I'm feeling saucy today!
Bonnie
> You see a foreskin.
>
That's funny. I'm seeing two HUGE boobs.
I'm seeing the Times.... why, what am I supposed to be seeing?
Ronnie
--
Waar is my pikkewyn?
--
http://listen.to/beatles_rarities
> damn girl. this is only the second post I've read today of
> yours and already I'm in love...
And to think, she'll never know who you were talking to 'cause you didn't
quote anyone. Aaah, the pain of unrequited love.
Oh, I knew!
Bonnie
marcus1950
heh, yes Bonnie, I noted that as the day went by! True love ways, eh?
Dee
> Yes, he 'wears a hat'
> Kyla%b
I have a friend who calls it a "turtle neck sweater."
--
Jean
I recently bought a set of John and Yoko's short films on video and the
only one not included was "Self Portrait." Oh, the torment of it all!!
("Smile" made up for it, though. Fifty some minutes of John's face and
three-quarters of the way into it he slowly, slowly smiles.)
--
Jean
Cheeky! Next thing you'll be telling me whether or not you're circumcised.
Oh, wait, you already did.
Bonnie
*snif* "....seconded!" *snif*
Damn, I never saw the original post. But I did, however, rent two good
pornos tonight. Unfortunately I'm too drunk to watch'em.
KW
No, but someone sure did something to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too drunk for pornos but not drunk enough for RMB, ah yes. I feel a country
song coming on...
As opposed to a low-neck sweater?
Oo! Didn't know you could get "Smile"! Yoko ran it (no sound) in
Paul's living room soon after she shot the picture. Love it love
it love
it.
franny
http://sites.netscape.net/fabest
"Nothing, for now, can compete with experience--so unanswerably authentic,
and so liberally and democratically dispensed." (Martin Amis, 2000)
>
>microknee finger <sur...@IXNAYONTHEAMSPAYhotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:8h7f8f$a...@journal.concentric.net...
>> > >i find this thread the least bit amusing. definatly not funny at all
>> > >ever hear of a thing called NPC?? shit, stick with your little beatles
>> > >newsgroup cause youv'e done nothing but bring beatles newsgroup
>perverts
>> > >in here.
>> >
>> > Perverts?? Because they're talking about circumcision they're perverts?
>I
>> think
>> > it's great it was brought up, because you know what? PENISES EXIST.
>And
>> many
>> > of us like them. So what's wrong with talking about them? Go rent a
>good
>> > porno and loosen your britches, you sound like you need it.
>> >
>> > Bonnie
>>
>> I nominate this as the most achingly beautiful post ever to grace the
>halls
>> of RMB.
>>
>I'll second that. Bonnie is my favorite new poster.
Who gives a fuck what you think, asshole? Shutup for once in your
miserable life, you scumbag piece of shit.
Get off Marek's back and go play in your pen. Or haven't they
replaced your litter yet today?
ANd pervert? Hell, yes I'm a pervert, but not for any reason having to
do with this thread!
And if this was an beautifully aching thread, perhaps the doctor didn't
do the operation right (or took too much off)....
--
"...don't you know who's a 2000 man? And your kids they just won't
understand you at all..."
Jagger/Richards 1967 (thanx lennon fan)
Umm...Bonnie? I'm a girl...
Dee
Heh! Never too drunk for RMB. Kind of makes it easier to wade through
the group.
KW
KW
Boy do I feel stupid.
Bonnie
WOW! Praise penises and the men crawl all over you... I'll have to remember
that!
I just don't understand how people can believe in "sexual immorality", it's
such an incredibly stupid concept!
Bonnie
> >
> >Umm...Bonnie? I'm a girl...
> >
> >Dee
>
> Boy do I feel stupid.
>
> Bonnie
>
*lol* I can see i've made a big impression on you over the course of
time!
Dee
The high-heel shoes, that's the part I wonder about.
Teddy
Which reminds me of the joke about the moyle (sp.?--one-a them rabbis who do
that cuttin' thang) who saved the foreskins and made a wallet. It's really
great, you rub it and it turns into a suitcase. Bah-da-BOOM!
"Laughed, I nearly did"--Ben Elton
Teddy
this is the story of a girl named Ted..
I think it got John a nomination for best supporting actor.
Teddy
whoops, I said "members" again.
Teddy
No, because I thought she said several posts ago that she had her son
circumcised because she wanted it to look like his dad's, and for some reason I
thought she was talking about herself. Only I thought it was himself.
I'm going to shut up now and crawl into a hole!
(not that kind)
Bonnie
Awwww, how sweet! Don't worry, I'll be here next time anybody mentions Neil
Innes or penises.
Bonnie
Neil Innes!
Penises!
~ Chad
in message news:8habqh$9...@chronicle.concentric.net...
Chad, you are soooo transparent.
PS - would it not be 'peni'? Just a thought.
MrmmmBongo wrote:
> >i find this thread the least bit amusing. definatly not funny at all
> >ever hear of a thing called NPC?? shit, stick with your little beatles
> >newsgroup cause youv'e done nothing but bring beatles newsgroup perverts
> >in here.
>
> mrmmm...@aol.com (MrmmmBongo) wrote:
> > >Umm...Bonnie? I'm a girl...
> > >
> > >Dee
> >
> > Boy do I feel stupid.
> >
> Don't. Reminds me of a date I had years ago with a girl named Lola. As
> in LA La LA LA Lola. ANd, when, in the heat of passion, I reached down
> and felt a full suitcase down there....ACK!!!!! I've been spitting
> ever since (20 years now) LOL
Umm, Chuck ole puck, just what are you suggesting!?
> >> Boy do I feel stupid.
> >
> >Yeah, because she LOOKED like a girl in the post? :)
>
> No, because I thought she said several posts ago that she had her son
> circumcised because she wanted it to look like his dad's, and for some reason I
> thought she was talking about herself. Only I thought it was himself.
>
> I'm going to shut up now and crawl into a hole!
> (not that kind)
Aah...hmm. You were responding to a comment I made, but I am a
woman....with no son. I believe that Mr. Charlie commented that he had
his son circumcised. You don't, God forbid, think that I'm Chuck??
Dee (not Chuck)
Now. Do you suppose it is a coincidence that Innes rhymes (more or
less) with penis? I think not!
>> Don't. Reminds me of a date I had years ago with a girl
named Lola. As
>> in LA La LA LA Lola. ANd, when, in the heat of passion, I
reached down
>> and felt a full suitcase down there....ACK!!!!! I've been
spitting
>> ever since (20 years now) LOL
>
>Umm, Chuck ole puck, just what are you suggesting!?
>
>
>
Oh no! Don't ask him to elaborate! I've successfully avoided The
Crying Game since it came out - I don't need a text version!
MS
mar...@compusmart.com
"....all work and no play makes Marty run away..."
That's got to be what happened. All this talk of penises scrambled my brains.
You're Dee, not Chuck! Sorry!
(you're not DEE Chuck, are you??)
(RDRR)
Bonnie
Your post is not a biggie? That's okay, it's what you do with it, really.
;-)
>Now. Do you suppose it is a coincidence that Innes rhymes (more or
>less) with penis? I think not!
HA! I should start an offshoot of my website and call it Words of
Penispiration!
Now there's an idea... wonder if Neil would be flattered or horrified...
Bonnie
(not Chuck or Dee)
ooo!! I'd love to see thatl! What's the title?
Bonnie
Well, I guess my secret is out now. The old angry inch. Gee, Bonnie,
and I was falling for you, too...
>
> >Now. Do you suppose it is a coincidence that Innes rhymes (more or
> >less) with penis? I think not!
>
> HA! I should start an offshoot of my website and call it Words of
> Penispiration!
>
> Now there's an idea... wonder if Neil would be flattered or
horrified...
Certainly he would be amused.
>
> Bonnie
> (not Chuck or Dee)
I AM CHUCK dammit, little post and all!
I think its called Transvestite Tales. Twas no chick!
KW
There, there. Try not to think about them so much!
Dee
scrambled peni...breakfast of champs?
> >
> >
> > You're Dee, not Chuck! Sorry!
> > (you're not DEE Chuck, are you??)
> > (RDRR)
>
> There, there. Try not to think about them so much!
LOL...I know *I* can't stop thinking about mine all the
time...sometimes I think *I'm* Dee too....
>
> Dee
So are you telling us you have sex with crack whores? Figures.
KW