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gottaget...@urgentmail.com

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Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
must know!

Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
Elton John
Mick Jagger
Bruce Springsteen
Elvis Presley
Elvis Costello
George Michael
Chuck Berry
Little Richard
The rest of the Beatles?

Thanks.

Jeff U.

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<gottaget...@urgentmail.com> wrote in message
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The bigger question is why do you want to know?

Jeff

Michael Westfall

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THE ABBRV. U-uncirc C- circ

> Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
> Elton John-U
> Mick Jagger-U
> Bruce Springsteen-C
> Elvis Presley-U
> Elvis Costello-C
> George Michael-U
> Chuck Berry-U
> Little Richard-U
>the Beatles?C,U,U,C
>
Hope this helps
>
>

fabella

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In article <Bb_Y4.562$iS1....@newsfeed.slurp.net>, "Michael
Westfall" <we...@frognet.net> wrote:
>

>>the Beatles?C,U,U,C
>>
>Hope this helps
>>

If you are reffering to the Beatles in their usual order of
JPGR, you've got it wrong. I can't comment on G or R, but I do
own a copy of
Two Virgins, and J is definitely U. Paul is C.

How do you know about G & R?

Not that it really matters, but this is a pretty intimate bit of
information, sir.


Francie


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DavisK

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There once was a guy named gottogettoatoilet
Talking about famous pricks gave him joy, yet
He didn't know if Lennon was circumcised
But John wasn't a Jew, so he could have surmised
I guess asking these questions must get him real wet.


gottaget...@urgentmail.com wrote in message
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>Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
>Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
>must know!
>

>Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:

>Elton John
>Mick Jagger
>Bruce Springsteen
>Elvis Presley
>Elvis Costello
>George Michael
>Chuck Berry
>Little Richard
>The rest of the Beatles?
>

>Thanks.
>
>

fabella

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In article <8h1uu2$cl7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, Mister Charlie
<cc...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>You know how you can tell? Get the Two Virgins album cover and
look
>reaaaal close. No, closer than that. Actually you have to get
your
>face riggght up against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump
noses so
>to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?
>--
>
>

Eewwwwwww!

ladyjean

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In article <8h1uu2$cl7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, Mister Charlie
<cc...@my-deja.com> wrote:

> You know how you can tell? Get the Two Virgins album cover and look
> reaaaal close. No, closer than that. Actually you have to get your
> face riggght up against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump noses so
> to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?
>
>

You see a foreskin.

--
Jean

d.

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In article <20000530231932...@ng-mb1.aol.com>, rhian...@aol.com
(Rhiann1001) wrote:

> Yep, he's not cut. Thanks for the advice Charlie ; )
> BTW....I don't know who the Almighty Penis Expert is was in that earlier
> reply but methinks he/she was just guessing...I mean NONE of them guys is Jewish
> except maybe that Springstein fellow! : P


Yeah but one of them had a nurse for a mother - and his brother has revealed
all! ;)

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Rande

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>Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
>Elton John
>Mick Jagger
>Bruce Springsteen
>Elvis Presley
>Elvis Costello
>George Michael
>Chuck Berry
>Little Richard
>The rest of the Beatles?
>
>Thanks.
>
>
>Man, you really cut me up. rande.....
>
>
>
>

Mister Charlie

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You know how you can tell? Get the Two Virgins album cover and look
reaaaal close. No, closer than that. Actually you have to get your
face riggght up against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump noses so
to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?
--


"...don't you know who's a 2000 man? And your kids they just won't
understand you at all..."
Jagger/Richards 1967 (thanx lennon fan)


Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

Rhiann1001

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From: Mister Charlie cc...@my-deja.com
Date: 5/30/00 9:55 PM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <8h1uu2$cl7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>
Mister Charlie's spoke these words of wisdom:

You know how you can tell? Get the Two Virgins album cover and look
reaaaal close. No, closer than that. Actually you have to get your
face riggght up against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump noses so
to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yep, he's not cut. Thanks for the advice Charlie ; )
BTW....I don't know who the Almighty Penis Expert is was in that earlier reply
but methinks he/she was just guessing...I mean NONE of them guys is Jewish
except maybe that Springstein fellow! : P
~Rhiannon

Mister Charlie

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In article <ladyjean-3005002136150001@albq-apa-
nas18pool184.albq.uswest.net>,

lady...@johnlennons.mail22.com (ladyjean) wrote:
> In article <8h1uu2$cl7$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, Mister Charlie
> <cc...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> > You know how you can tell? Get the Two Virgins album cover and look
> > reaaaal close. No, closer than that. Actually you have to get your
> > face riggght up against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump
noses so
> > to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?
> >
> >
> You see a foreskin.
>
> --
> Jean
>
LOL! Hello, ladyjean love...I should have known you'd have to weigh in
on this subject! LOL

S.E. Ostrow

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Gosh, I'm glad someone started asking the important questions. I was staying
awake nights wondering about the foreskins of so many of the guys on this
list.

Now, was Yoko circumcised? Did Sir Elton have a boob job? Did Martha the
sheepdog ever lose interest in sex and seek counselling? Pardon me while I
phone the tabloids.

Teddy
this is the story of a girl named Ted...

Jenna

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> Yep, he's not cut. Thanks for the advice Charlie ; )
> BTW....I don't know who the Almighty Penis Expert is was in that
earlier reply
> but methinks he/she was just guessing...I mean NONE of them guys is
Jewish
> except maybe that Springstein fellow! : P
> ~Rhiannon
>

Well Francie, as we like to call her, actually saw Paul naked so...
As for being Jewish? Some hospitals, according to policy, will
routinely circumcize boy babies for hygine purposes. HTH

Jenna

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Tread lightly, you're on Floydian soil.

marcu...@webtv.net

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While reading this thread, a vision of Chiquita Banana appeared to me as
she sang,

"Bananas are my favorite because they have a peel."

(I was smoking banana peelings at the time)

marcus1950


Mister Charlie

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In article <682-393...@storefull-615.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
shame on you! Don't you know smoking banana peels will cause banana
trees to grow in your lungs? QUITE painful!
--


"...don't you know who's a 2000 man? And your kids they just won't
understand you at all..."
Jagger/Richards 1967 (thanx lennon fan)

Flynn the Eskimo

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I liked this guy better when he was just reposting the ramblings of crackpot academics.

--

~Flynn the Eskimo~
><)))*> <*(((>< ><)))*> <*(((>< ><)))*> <*(((>< ><)))*> <*(((><
nothin' left to do but :-) :-) :-)

"Wait a minute. Didn't you just say that you enjoyed
being juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon
with creamed corn? And that your hair-lip dyko bass
playing girlfriend over there had to have it with a
Yoohoo bottle or she went apeshit?" -- F. Zappa


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fabella

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In article <sja4cb...@corp.supernews.com>, "Flynn the
Eskimo" <peter...@mindspring.com> wrote:

>
>"Wait a minute. Didn't you just say that you enjoyed=20
>being juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon=20
>with creamed corn? And that your hair-lip dyko bass=20
>playing girlfriend over there had to have it with a=20


>Yoohoo bottle or she went apeshit?" -- F. Zappa
>
>

Ahhhhh!

"... THREE unreleased recordings of CrosbyStillsNash&Young
fighting in the dressing room at the Fillmore East! One
enchilada with
pickle sauce shoved up and down a donkey's a** until he can't
standitanymore!"

Frannie

JFinch

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why are we talking about this ? :)

Dee

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On Tue, 30 May 2000, Jeff U. wrote:

> <gottaget...@urgentmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0005302041...@webb1.iname.net...

> > Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
> > Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
> > must know!
> >

> > Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
> > Elton John
> > Mick Jagger
> > Bruce Springsteen
> > Elvis Presley
> > Elvis Costello
> > George Michael
> > Chuck Berry
> > Little Richard
> > The rest of the Beatles?
>

> The bigger question is why do you want to know?
>

He/she probably has a preference Jeff. Alot of people do you know ...I've
heard.


AdarBet16

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<< >You know how you can tell? Get the Two Virgins album cover and
look
>reaaaal close. No, closer than that. Actually you have to get
your
>face riggght up against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump
noses so
>to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?
>--
>
>

Eewwwwwww!

>>


What's grosser? This thread or sniffing smegma?

voxv...@my-deja.com

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against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump noses so
> > to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?
> >
> >
> You see a foreskin.
>
> --
> Jean
>

That's funny. I'm seeing two HUGE boobs.

Take that anyway you want....

(Hey, it's a JOKE)

Mister Charlie

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LOL dude

mistahPHtwen

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i find this thread the least bit amusing. definatly not funny at all
ever hear of a thing called NPC?? shit, stick with your little beatles
newsgroup cause youv'e done nothing but bring beatles newsgroup perverts
in here. waay to go, no player points for you.
you couldve asked about the members in phish too, WTF??? are they not
GOOD ENOUGH??

gottaget...@urgentmail.com wrote:

> Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
> Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
> must know!
>
> Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
> Elton John
> Mick Jagger
> Bruce Springsteen
> Elvis Presley
> Elvis Costello
> George Michael
> Chuck Berry
> Little Richard
> The rest of the Beatles?
>

> Thanks.


Mister Charlie

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damn girl. this is only the second post I've read today of
yours and already I'm in love...

John Serafino

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This is the most fucking rediculous post I have ever read. Fuck you, and
your whole fucking family, too.

-JS

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John Serafino

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He wants to chew on the discarded foreskins of each.

-JS

Jeff U. <opusjeff(spamsucks)@fast.net> wrote in message
news:8h1qhs$g...@nntpa.cb.lucent.com...


> <gottaget...@urgentmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0005302041...@webb1.iname.net...
> > Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
> > Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
> > must know!
> >
> > Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
> > Elton John
> > Mick Jagger
> > Bruce Springsteen
> > Elvis Presley
> > Elvis Costello
> > George Michael
> > Chuck Berry
> > Little Richard
> > The rest of the Beatles?
>

> The bigger question is why do you want to know?
>

> Jeff
>
>

MrmmmBongo

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>i find this thread the least bit amusing. definatly not funny at all
>ever hear of a thing called NPC?? shit, stick with your little beatles
>newsgroup cause youv'e done nothing but bring beatles newsgroup perverts
>in here.

Perverts?? Because they're talking about circumcision they're perverts? I think
it's great it was brought up, because you know what? PENISES EXIST. And many
of us like them. So what's wrong with talking about them? Go rent a good
porno and loosen your britches, you sound like you need it.

Bonnie

John Serafino

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Great. Go find one to stuff in your mouth.

-JS

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MrmmmBongo

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>
>Great. Go find one to stuff in your mouth.
>

Sounds good to me!

MrmmmBongo

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>damn girl. this is only the second post I've read today of
>> yours and already I'm in love...

Aw shucks! Blush. I'm feeling saucy today!

Bonnie

CYBERFLOYD

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John and Yoko made a film of John's erect organ, did they not? I can't
remember the title,(Self Portrait? Or is that just a Dylan lp?) but I think it
may have been screened publicly.
Gimme Some Truth was released on DVD this year. Perhaps Self Portrait is in
the pipeline as well and the answer to this question will be out in the open,
so to speak.

voxv...@my-deja.com

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against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump noses so
> > to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?


> You see a foreskin.
>

That's funny. I'm seeing two HUGE boobs.

Ronnie Clark

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>against the cover there to see it...yeah, bump noses so
>> > to speak. OK, now, what do YOU see?
>>
>> You see a foreskin.
>
>That's funny. I'm seeing two HUGE boobs.

I'm seeing the Times.... why, what am I supposed to be seeing?

Ronnie
--
Waar is my pikkewyn?
--
http://listen.to/beatles_rarities

Dee

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On Wed, 31 May 2000, Mister Charlie wrote:

> damn girl. this is only the second post I've read today of
> yours and already I'm in love...

And to think, she'll never know who you were talking to 'cause you didn't
quote anyone. Aaah, the pain of unrequited love.


MrmmmBongo

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>
>And to think, she'll never know who you were talking to 'cause you didn't
>quote anyone.

Oh, I knew!

Bonnie


marcu...@webtv.net

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Have you heard about the new kind of wallet made from foreskins? If you
rub the wallet, it becomes a suitcase.

marcus1950


Dee

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heh, yes Bonnie, I noted that as the day went by! True love ways, eh?

Dee


BaronMind

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Yes, he 'wears a hat'
Kyla%b

ladyjean

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In article <hBCZ4.947$Sk.3...@news.uswest.net>, "BaronMind"
<du...@advancetotheweb.com> wrote:

> Yes, he 'wears a hat'
> Kyla%b

I have a friend who calls it a "turtle neck sweater."

--
Jean

ladyjean

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In article <20000601030044...@ng-fl1.aol.com>,
cyber...@aol.com (CYBERFLOYD) wrote:


I recently bought a set of John and Yoko's short films on video and the
only one not included was "Self Portrait." Oh, the torment of it all!!
("Smile" made up for it, though. Fifty some minutes of John's face and
three-quarters of the way into it he slowly, slowly smiles.)

--
Jean

MrmmmBongo

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>
>heh, yes Bonnie, I noted that as the day went by! True love ways, eh?
>

Cheeky! Next thing you'll be telling me whether or not you're circumcised.

Oh, wait, you already did.

Bonnie

chocolate jesus

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microknee finger <sur...@IXNAYONTHEAMSPAYhotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > >i find this thread the least bit amusing. definatly not funny at all
> > >ever hear of a thing called NPC?? shit, stick with your little beatles
> > >newsgroup cause youv'e done nothing but bring beatles newsgroup
perverts
> > >in here.
> >
> > Perverts?? Because they're talking about circumcision they're perverts?
I
> think
> > it's great it was brought up, because you know what? PENISES EXIST.
And
> many
> > of us like them. So what's wrong with talking about them? Go rent a
good
> > porno and loosen your britches, you sound like you need it.
> >
> > Bonnie
>
> I nominate this as the most achingly beautiful post ever to grace the
halls
> of RMB.

*snif* "....seconded!" *snif*

K. Warner

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microknee finger wrote:
>
> > >i find this thread the least bit amusing. definatly not funny at all
> > >ever hear of a thing called NPC?? shit, stick with your little beatles
> > >newsgroup cause youv'e done nothing but bring beatles newsgroup perverts
> > >in here.
> >
> > Perverts?? Because they're talking about circumcision they're perverts? I
> think
> > it's great it was brought up, because you know what? PENISES EXIST. And
> many
> > of us like them. So what's wrong with talking about them? Go rent a good
> > porno and loosen your britches, you sound like you need it.
> >
> > Bonnie
>
> I nominate this as the most achingly beautiful post ever to grace the halls
> of RMB.
>
> ~ Chad


Damn, I never saw the original post. But I did, however, rent two good
pornos tonight. Unfortunately I'm too drunk to watch'em.

KW

Charlie

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| Now, was Yoko circumcised?


No, but someone sure did something to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

microknee finger

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> > > Perverts?? Because they're talking about circumcision they're
perverts? I
> > think
> > > it's great it was brought up, because you know what? PENISES EXIST.
And
> > many
> > > of us like them. So what's wrong with talking about them? Go rent a
good
> > > porno and loosen your britches, you sound like you need it.
> > >
> > > Bonnie
> >
> > I nominate this as the most achingly beautiful post ever to grace the
halls
> > of RMB.
> >
> > ~ Chad
>
>
> Damn, I never saw the original post. But I did, however, rent two good
> pornos tonight. Unfortunately I'm too drunk to watch'em.

Too drunk for pornos but not drunk enough for RMB, ah yes. I feel a country
song coming on...


microknee finger

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"> > Yes, he 'wears a hat'
> > Kyla%b
>
> I have a friend who calls it a "turtle neck sweater."
>

As opposed to a low-neck sweater?


fabella

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In article
<ladyjean-010...@albq-apa-nas18pool97.albq.uswest.net>,
lady...@johnlennons.mail22.com (ladyjean)
wrote:


Oo! Didn't know you could get "Smile"! Yoko ran it (no sound) in
Paul's living room soon after she shot the picture. Love it love
it love
it.

franny


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"Nothing, for now, can compete with experience--so unanswerably authentic,
and so liberally and democratically dispensed." (Martin Amis, 2000)

Marek = Shitstain ( I think we all agree)

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On Fri, 2 Jun 2000 01:15:13 -0400, "Mocker" <mar...@mindspring.com>
wrote:

>
>microknee finger <sur...@IXNAYONTHEAMSPAYhotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:8h7f8f$a...@journal.concentric.net...

>> > >i find this thread the least bit amusing. definatly not funny at all
>> > >ever hear of a thing called NPC?? shit, stick with your little beatles
>> > >newsgroup cause youv'e done nothing but bring beatles newsgroup
>perverts
>> > >in here.
>> >

>> > Perverts?? Because they're talking about circumcision they're perverts?
>I
>> think
>> > it's great it was brought up, because you know what? PENISES EXIST.
>And
>> many
>> > of us like them. So what's wrong with talking about them? Go rent a
>good
>> > porno and loosen your britches, you sound like you need it.
>> >
>> > Bonnie
>>
>> I nominate this as the most achingly beautiful post ever to grace the
>halls
>> of RMB.
>>

>I'll second that. Bonnie is my favorite new poster.

Who gives a fuck what you think, asshole? Shutup for once in your
miserable life, you scumbag piece of shit.

fabella

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Whoever you are, you're no fun.

Get off Marek's back and go play in your pen. Or haven't they
replaced your litter yet today?

Mister Charlie

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In article <038e2d0a...@usw-ex0103-019.remarq.com>,
I agree. bugger off

ANd pervert? Hell, yes I'm a pervert, but not for any reason having to
do with this thread!

And if this was an beautifully aching thread, perhaps the doctor didn't
do the operation right (or took too much off)....
--


"...don't you know who's a 2000 man? And your kids they just won't
understand you at all..."
Jagger/Richards 1967 (thanx lennon fan)

Mister Charlie

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LOL Jean!!!

Dee

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Umm...Bonnie? I'm a girl...

Dee


Mister Charlie

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In article <d9iZ4.56720$nl3.1...@typhoon.ne.mediaone.net>,
"John Serafino" <johnse...@mediaone.net> wrote:
> This is the most fucking rediculous post I have ever read. Fuck you,
and
> your whole fucking family, too.
>
> -JS
>
> <gottaget...@urgentmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0005302041...@webb1.iname.net...
> > Was John Lennon Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
> > Those of you who have seen his naked photo with Yoko
> > must know!
> >
> > Also, does anyone know the Circumcisional status of:
> > Elton John
> > Mick Jagger
> > Bruce Springsteen
> > Elvis Presley
> > Elvis Costello
> > George Michael
> > Chuck Berry
> > Little Richard
> > The rest of the Beatles?
> >
> > Thanks.
> >
> >
>
>
Hey, it's Mr Sunshine! What's the matter? You don't HAVE a dick so
you can't join in? It's ok, we'll accept anyone here...almost

K. Warner

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microknee finger wrote:
>
> > > > Perverts?? Because they're talking about circumcision they're
> perverts? I
> > > think
> > > > it's great it was brought up, because you know what? PENISES EXIST.
> And
> > > many
> > > > of us like them. So what's wrong with talking about them? Go rent a
> good
> > > > porno and loosen your britches, you sound like you need it.
> > > >
> > > > Bonnie
> > >
> > > I nominate this as the most achingly beautiful post ever to grace the
> halls
> > > of RMB.
> > >
> > > ~ Chad
> >
> >
> > Damn, I never saw the original post. But I did, however, rent two good
> > pornos tonight. Unfortunately I'm too drunk to watch'em.
>
> Too drunk for pornos but not drunk enough for RMB, ah yes. I feel a country
> song coming on...

Heh! Never too drunk for RMB. Kind of makes it easier to wade through
the group.

KW

KW

MrmmmBongo

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>
>Umm...Bonnie? I'm a girl...
>
>Dee

Boy do I feel stupid.

Bonnie

MrmmmBongo

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>
>> I nominate this as the most achingly beautiful post ever to grace the
>halls
>> of RMB.
>>
>I'll second that. Bonnie is my favorite new poster.

WOW! Praise penises and the men crawl all over you... I'll have to remember
that!

I just don't understand how people can believe in "sexual immorality", it's
such an incredibly stupid concept!

Bonnie

Mister Charlie

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In article <20000602153140...@ng-fy1.aol.com>,
Don't. Reminds me of a date I had years ago with a girl named Lola. As
in LA La LA LA Lola. ANd, when, in the heat of passion, I reached down
and felt a full suitcase down there....ACK!!!!! I've been spitting
ever since (20 years now) LOL

Dee

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On 2 Jun 2000, MrmmmBongo wrote:

> >
> >Umm...Bonnie? I'm a girl...
> >
> >Dee
>
> Boy do I feel stupid.
>
> Bonnie
>

*lol* I can see i've made a big impression on you over the course of
time!

Dee


Mister Charlie

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In article <20000602161123...@ng-fm1.aol.com>,
You REALLY are my new hero, Bonnie! :)

S.E. Ostrow

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"As opposed to a low-neck sweater?"

The high-heel shoes, that's the part I wonder about.

Teddy

S.E. Ostrow

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Oh, yeah, Bonnie, penises are always a good topic of conversation. I was
going to say "icebreaker", but then I remembered that this means boats that
go out and make a path for the bigger ships on the Great Lakes, and I could
just imagine all the male members (oops) of rmb crossing their legs and
screaming in panic.

Which reminds me of the joke about the moyle (sp.?--one-a them rabbis who do
that cuttin' thang) who saved the foreskins and made a wallet. It's really
great, you rub it and it turns into a suitcase. Bah-da-BOOM!

"Laughed, I nearly did"--Ben Elton

Teddy
this is the story of a girl named Ted..

S.E. Ostrow

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"John and Yoko made a film of John's erect penis...."

I think it got John a nomination for best supporting actor.

Teddy

S.E. Ostrow

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I'd like to thank the members of the academy....and my director...and all
the little people...

whoops, I said "members" again.

Teddy

MrmmmBongo

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>
>> Boy do I feel stupid.
>
>Yeah, because she LOOKED like a girl in the post? :)
>

No, because I thought she said several posts ago that she had her son
circumcised because she wanted it to look like his dad's, and for some reason I
thought she was talking about herself. Only I thought it was himself.

I'm going to shut up now and crawl into a hole!
(not that kind)

Bonnie

MrmmmBongo

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>> I'm going to shut up now and crawl into a hole!
>> (not that kind)
>>
>No, please don't! RMB NEEDS YOU!
>

Awwww, how sweet! Don't worry, I'll be here next time anybody mentions Neil
Innes or penises.

Bonnie

microknee finger

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Neil Innes!

Penises!


~ Chad

Wally Warfield

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microknee finger wrote:

in message news:8habqh$9...@chronicle.concentric.net...

Chad, you are soooo transparent.

PS - would it not be 'peni'? Just a thought.

mistahPHtwen

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PERVERTS cause there phucking in rockstars buisness, and shit i dont need to rent
NO KIND OF PORNOGRAPHY, if anything YOU will be renting a porno with ME NAILING
SOME HOT ASS CHICK, since you made me go there,
oh i am not gone yet, theres more were this came from

MrmmmBongo wrote:

> >i find this thread the least bit amusing. definatly not funny at all
> >ever hear of a thing called NPC?? shit, stick with your little beatles
> >newsgroup cause youv'e done nothing but bring beatles newsgroup perverts
> >in here.
>

Dee

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On Fri, 2 Jun 2000, Mister Charlie wrote:

> mrmmm...@aol.com (MrmmmBongo) wrote:

> > >Umm...Bonnie? I'm a girl...
> > >
> > >Dee
> >

> > Boy do I feel stupid.
> >

> Don't. Reminds me of a date I had years ago with a girl named Lola. As
> in LA La LA LA Lola. ANd, when, in the heat of passion, I reached down
> and felt a full suitcase down there....ACK!!!!! I've been spitting
> ever since (20 years now) LOL

Umm, Chuck ole puck, just what are you suggesting!?


Dee

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On 3 Jun 2000, MrmmmBongo wrote:

> >> Boy do I feel stupid.
> >

> >Yeah, because she LOOKED like a girl in the post? :)
>
> No, because I thought she said several posts ago that she had her son
> circumcised because she wanted it to look like his dad's, and for some reason I
> thought she was talking about herself. Only I thought it was himself.
>

> I'm going to shut up now and crawl into a hole!
> (not that kind)

Aah...hmm. You were responding to a comment I made, but I am a
woman....with no son. I believe that Mr. Charlie commented that he had
his son circumcised. You don't, God forbid, think that I'm Chuck??

Dee (not Chuck)


Mister Charlie

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In article <Pine.GSO.4.21.00060...@rac5.wam.umd.edu>,
Well, let's NOT say it with such a horrific look on our face, Dee!
Being me isn't so bad! Well...yes it is but still!
Yeah, it was my post she referred to she just got a little bit mixed up
as to who's post it was...not a biggie.

Now. Do you suppose it is a coincidence that Innes rhymes (more or
less) with penis? I think not!

Strabbo

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In article <Pine.GSO.4.21.0006030903320.2201-

>> Don't. Reminds me of a date I had years ago with a girl
named Lola. As
>> in LA La LA LA Lola. ANd, when, in the heat of passion, I
reached down
>> and felt a full suitcase down there....ACK!!!!! I've been
spitting
>> ever since (20 years now) LOL
>
>Umm, Chuck ole puck, just what are you suggesting!?
>
>
>

Oh no! Don't ask him to elaborate! I've successfully avoided The
Crying Game since it came out - I don't need a text version!

MS

mar...@compusmart.com
"....all work and no play makes Marty run away..."

MrmmmBongo

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>
>Aah...hmm. You were responding to a comment I made, but I am a
>woman....with no son. I believe that Mr. Charlie commented that he had
>his son circumcised. You don't, God forbid, think that I'm Chuck??
>
>Dee (not Chuck)

That's got to be what happened. All this talk of penises scrambled my brains.


You're Dee, not Chuck! Sorry!
(you're not DEE Chuck, are you??)
(RDRR)

Bonnie


MrmmmBongo

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>Well, let's NOT say it with such a horrific look on our face, Dee!
>Being me isn't so bad! Well...yes it is but still!
>Yeah, it was my post she referred to she just got a little bit mixed up
>as to who's post it was...not a biggie.

Your post is not a biggie? That's okay, it's what you do with it, really.
;-)

>Now. Do you suppose it is a coincidence that Innes rhymes (more or
>less) with penis? I think not!

HA! I should start an offshoot of my website and call it Words of
Penispiration!

Now there's an idea... wonder if Neil would be flattered or horrified...

Bonnie
(not Chuck or Dee)

MrmmmBongo

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>i dont need to rent
>NO KIND OF PORNOGRAPHY, if anything YOU will be renting a porno with ME
>NAILING
>SOME HOT ASS CHICK

ooo!! I'd love to see thatl! What's the title?

Bonnie


Mister Charlie

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In article <20000603175720...@ng-fl1.aol.com>,

mrmmm...@aol.com (MrmmmBongo) wrote:
> >Well, let's NOT say it with such a horrific look on our face, Dee!
> >Being me isn't so bad! Well...yes it is but still!
> >Yeah, it was my post she referred to she just got a little bit mixed
up
> >as to who's post it was...not a biggie.
>
> Your post is not a biggie? That's okay, it's what you do with it,
really.
> ;-)

Well, I guess my secret is out now. The old angry inch. Gee, Bonnie,
and I was falling for you, too...


>
> >Now. Do you suppose it is a coincidence that Innes rhymes (more or
> >less) with penis? I think not!
>
> HA! I should start an offshoot of my website and call it Words of
> Penispiration!
>
> Now there's an idea... wonder if Neil would be flattered or
horrified...

Certainly he would be amused.

>
> Bonnie
> (not Chuck or Dee)

I AM CHUCK dammit, little post and all!

K. Warner

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I think its called Transvestite Tales. Twas no chick!

KW

Dee

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On 3 Jun 2000, MrmmmBongo wrote:

There, there. Try not to think about them so much!

Dee


Mister Charlie

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In article <Pine.GSO.4.21.00060...@rac4.wam.umd.edu>,

Dee <pow...@wam.umd.edu> wrote:
> On 3 Jun 2000, MrmmmBongo wrote:
>
> > >
> > >Aah...hmm. You were responding to a comment I made, but I am a
> > >woman....with no son. I believe that Mr. Charlie commented that
he had
> > >his son circumcised. You don't, God forbid, think that I'm Chuck??
> > >
> > >Dee (not Chuck)
> >
> > That's got to be what happened. All this talk of penises scrambled
my brains.

scrambled peni...breakfast of champs?


> >
> >
> > You're Dee, not Chuck! Sorry!
> > (you're not DEE Chuck, are you??)
> > (RDRR)
>
> There, there. Try not to think about them so much!

LOL...I know *I* can't stop thinking about mine all the
time...sometimes I think *I'm* Dee too....

>
> Dee

mistahPHtwen

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yeah it was you dont you remeber, oh yeah thats right you were the crack
whore,
you know you need to stop fucking with that shit.
so was it as good for you as it was for me?

K. Warner

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mistahPHtwen wrote:
>
> yeah it was you dont you remeber, oh yeah thats right you were the crack
> whore,
> you know you need to stop fucking with that shit.
> so was it as good for you as it was for me?
>

So are you telling us you have sex with crack whores? Figures.

KW

mistahPHtwen

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OH GOD YES, you sure are good

mistahPHtwen

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so how'd ya like my meatsick?? Did it SHOCK YOUR BRAIN?
thaought so, its okaay happens all the time.
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