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Nov 15, 2021, 5:57:42 PM11/15/21
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1. Why don’t niggers celebrate Thanksgiving? Kentucky Fried Chicken
isn’t open on holidays.

2. What do steroids and the police have in common? They both make
niggers run real fast.

3. Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS
and a welfare check .

4. Why do flies have wings? So they can beat the niggers to the
watermelons.

5. How was break dancing invented? By nigger kids stealing hubcaps
from moving cars.

6. If you see a nigger being chauffeured by a white man, where are
they going? Usually down to the precinct house.

7. Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? He kept waking up
twice a week.

8. Why are there no family portraits of niggers? Every time the
photographer says “cheese”, they form a line.

9. How do you know when a nigger is properly baptized? When the
bubbles stop coming up.

10. Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were
no jobs there.

11. Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach Niggers to walk on
their hind legs.

12. What has 200 balls and fucks a nigger? A shotgun.

13. What’s the first thing taught in a Harlem driving school? How to
unlock a car with a coat hanger.

14. How do you say Rodney King in Spanish? Piñata.

15. How many cops does it take to throw a nigger down a flight of
stairs? None, he fell down them.

16. What’s green and pink and purple and orange? A nigger dressed for
church.

17. What’s the New York State motto? Eat, Drink and be Merry, for
tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in Central park.

18. What do you say to a nigger in a three-piece suit? Will the
defendant please rise.

19. How is transportation being improved in Harlem? They’re planting
the trees closer together.

20. Why do niggers call white people “honkies”? That’s the last noise
they hear before the white people run them over.

21. How was break dancing invented? By black kids stealing hubcaps
from moving cars.

22. When does an African-American become a nigger? When he leaves the
room.

23. What’s white and looks good on a nigger? A toe tag.

24. Did you hear about the new video game called “Black Man”? It’s a
pair of lips chasing a watermelon.

25. Why do nigger women have such big purses? To carry all of the
lipstick.
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