Elliot Mintz to start a famly...

M C hammered

unread,

Oct 14, 2011, 10:46:13 AM10/14/11

to

Foke's, as many of you know, their is always mush rumour and gossip
concernin Elliot Mintz. Some feel he's gay and has a strange culla
skin. Foke's, I actualy MET this man, and I can say first hand, he
nebba groped me. That said, his skin was a most peculia shade a
orange (not RED as if offin stated).

Now laterly, he is uncomftable with the ruma's of his homer-frikkin-
sexuality. So Elliot has hired a woman to be seen widdim in
public....their like, all oba You tube and perez hilton and so foth.
Now this woman, he pays her well to tryta combat the ruma's....that
he's gay and so on, and in fact had homerseal liason's with Sal Mineo
and David Cassidy and the like, butt lately want's to be seen in
public with a perfeshinal moddle, with fake boob's ands Botox and the
like, and his head, when he stand's, barely reachers her fake boob's.

But the fack is, Elliot nonetheles wants to be seen widder, an fer
peopple to believe they is a hbappy couple wish is why at age 70 or
whatebba he is, he wants to be seen widda moddle in her twentiues,
and fer us to blieve its lubb at firs site.

So checkkim out people, Elliot wid dis young fake boob model...ya know
a man's a raging heterosexual when his "girlfriend" (heh heh) has fake
boob's....

Personally I'll take the Yoke's durian boob's, lumpy and lopsided as
they may be...

Nuff said

Nuff goddang well said

M C hammered

unread,

Oct 14, 2011, 10:54:33 AM10/14/11

to

Elliot Mintz is to woman what Yoko is to art.

Nuff said

Nuff goddanf well said!!

M C hammered

unread,

Oct 14, 2011, 11:37:00 AM10/14/11

to

On Oct 14, 10:46 am, M C hammered <smokerdu...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Don't laff people...when Elliot say's he and his girlfriend are thinka
starterin a freakin family (with emphasis on freakin!!)...

Afta all, Michael Jackson diddit.....

And many who see Michael's kidd's....by the way was Michael inspide by
the Yoke to dangle the baby?? ....anyways when many see Michael's
kidd's, they say, "No wayy is Michael their biological (sp?)
fatha...only a moron would blieve that".

Not true fokes. Not friggin true. Rich believes it. I, Mista C,
blieve it. And Dock Munk believes it.

Michael Jackson loves sex people...with woman.

Nuff said

Nuff goddang well said.,

So its eniterly possible Elliot will do the same.

And fine a sperm donna.

Nuff said .

Nuff GODDANF well said.

Thats why, when Elliots kids come out, they wont have his red (or
ORANGE) compleckshim.

Nuff siad

Nuff goddang well said

UsurperTom

unread,

Oct 14, 2011, 12:26:38 PM10/14/11

to

On Oct 14, 11:37 am, M C hammered <smokerdu...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Afta all, Michael Jackson diddit.....

Whenever Sean would visit Michael Jackson when he was a kid, Mintz
would pick up Sean at the airport and drive him to Jackson's house.

Billy

unread,

Oct 14, 2011, 2:04:20 PM10/14/11

to

There's a Daniel Mintz on MSNBC now. A relative? Mayne not
it. His skin is skin- colored.

M C hammered

unread,

Oct 26, 2011, 11:22:25 AM10/26/11

to

Course he did...cuz like, not cuz he's a previt or gay or whatebba,
but because, like, what little boy DONT wanna hang wit Michael friggin
Jackson??? What little boy dont?? Good ole swigga Jesus Juice,
coupla medichasim's.little o the ole "rubba rubba"..mebbe get Bubbles
the chimp inbolved....Its all good fokes. It's all good.

Think people think!!..

M C hammered

unread,

Oct 26, 2011, 11:25:14 AM10/26/11

to

Update on Elliots family fokes....

Well Elliots girlfriend still, mush to our sprise, still aint pregmint
yet....Guess Elliot fergot ta took of the rubba (soon to be a famous
artwick) or the thimble, whatebba.

Butt rest assured, the family, follered by pregmincy, is soon to
commince!!! Heh heh...any day now.

Fokes, ask any Christiam, he'll say Jesus will soon be back.

Ask ask any Judaist, he'll say Karmas soon back.

Ask Elliot Mimps, he'll say, his girlfriends pregment soon.

Ask Mista C, he'll say, next time the Yoke will touch me fer sure!!!

Think people think!!

Nuff said

Raymond

unread,

Feb 14, 2024, 4:11:36 PM2/14/24

to

I don't know what you were smoking that day, MC, but Elliot Mintz never did get married or start a family. Big surprise.

Norbert K

unread,

Feb 15, 2024, 8:24:10 AM2/15/24

to

On a serious note, Mintz has supposedly signed a deal with a British company called Transworld to publish his memoir. Mintz said something to the effect: "I've been waiting 50 years to tell my story about my life with John and Yoko." Oh, sure. He's been telling this story (and that's exactly what it is) since the day John Lennon was murdered, weaseling his way into every Yoko-sanctioned article, book, and film.

I wonder if this supposed memoir will include Mintz's ineptly Photoshopped pics of himself with Lennon.