"Slipping Into Redneckhood" - a new poem by rags!

[RAG Seely]

"Slipping Into Redneckhood"

by R.A.G. Seely

I'm slipping into redneckhood
Spewing profanities
In a small town steeped and stewed
More than a bit obese

I'm slipping into redneckhood
God favors farm-bred folks
Listen to Limbaugh? You should
Global warming's a hoax

I'm slipping into redneckhood
Feasting on what's been fried
Coors Light has come to taste good
The flag flies; I feel pride

I'm slipping into redneckhood
Stay off my properties
Education's crap; it's crud
It came from overseas

I'm slipping into redneckhood
Attacking tolerance
Kill communists if I could
Garrote them immigrants

I'm slipping into redneckhood
Hateful of foreigners
By their ways we won't be wooed:
America is OURS

I'm slipping into redneckhood
Boasting a big beer-gut
Rifle-toting, roughly-hewed
Second Amendment nut

I'm slipping into redneckhood
I condmen birth-control
You bet I'll bring up a brood
Sire up some Christian souls

I'm slipping into redneckhood
In Hell bookreaders rot
Questions should be shunned and shooed
Sex Ed ought not be taught

I'm slipping into redneckhood
Spending Sundays in church
You'll be drowned in God's next flood
Buried beside some birch

I'm slipping into redneckhood
I may install a still
When I wobble through the woods
What moves I'll damn sure kill

I'm slipping into redneckhood
Misshapen, unashamed
Bellig'rence is in my blood
For foul language I'm famed

-=RAGS=-