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Bread Time Shrimp
Feb 18, 2024, 3:40:42 PMFeb 18
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Respectable Fenway-Man Bob Schreveport announced today that one Gene Simmons
would be competing in the honorable LEGS OF STONE race, sponsored by Xerox.
Xerox, pledging free fax machines to all participants, immediately
disqualified Genetic Simmons for falsely claiming he won the 2003
Presidential election.
Upon hearing this, Gene did a backflip, presented, and said "get off the
road, numb nuts!"
It is unclear to whom he is speaking, as all this is complete heresay and
totally true (false).
Kissing the Lantern,
Jig "Jugs" He
would be competing in the honorable LEGS OF STONE race, sponsored by Xerox.
Xerox, pledging free fax machines to all participants, immediately
disqualified Genetic Simmons for falsely claiming he won the 2003
Presidential election.
Upon hearing this, Gene did a backflip, presented, and said "get off the
road, numb nuts!"
It is unclear to whom he is speaking, as all this is complete heresay and
totally true (false).
Kissing the Lantern,
Jig "Jugs" He
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