Laughed myself silly...
Sean_Q_
http://www.freemaninstitute.com/hall_of_shame.htm
Some of my personal favorites -- duh....
Vernon, British Columbia: Raymond Cuthbert dropped by a drugstore
to say that he and his accomplice would be back in 30 minutes
to rob the place. On time for their appointment, the Royal Canadian
Mounted Police arrested them.
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine
by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their
pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine,
though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left
the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to
the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain.
With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
SQ
Eiron
> ...reading this site about criminals' dumb mistakes:
> http://www.freemaninstitute.com/hall_of_shame.htm
Were you wearing your Panasonic noise-canceling headphones with
"clever math involving Fourier analysis and digital signal processing"
or did you have to listen to yourself laughing like a lunatic
at something that wasn't actually funny?
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Eiron.
The Older Gentleman
> Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine
> by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their
> pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine,
> though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left
> the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to
> the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain.
> With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
This one is pure gold, agreed.
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Try Googling before asking a damn silly question.
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S'mee
dude, you can be really humourless fuck sometimes you know that? What
a fucking buzzkill.