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The Older Gentleman
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turby
Gentleman) wrote:
> Turkey going down all right, is it?
You are what you eat.
Chickens are some of the stupidest creatures on the face of the earth,
having been bred that way for eons. I'm really not sure, but I think
turkeys may be even more stupid, simply because their brains are the
same size with more body mass. I stopped eating foul (no, that's not a
typo,) 35 years ago, and my IQ went up 10 points overnight.
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(The Older Gentleman) wrote:
>Turkey going down all right, is it?
At 8 o'clock in the freaking morning ?
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J. Clarke
Depends on the turkey. Next year get a turkey tag and a shotgun and go try
to shoot yourself a wild one and see if you still think they are stupid.
TOG@Toil
> On Nov 25, 11:17 pm, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
>
> Gentleman) wrote:
> > Turkey going down all right, is it?
>
> You are what you eat.
> Chickens are some of the stupidest creatures on the face of the earth,
We keep 'em, and I couldn't agree more.
<Thinks>
Wait a minute.....
Snag
Quite likely the hardest "small" game animal to bag . Superb vision , and
they are MUCH smarter than their bred-for-meat-and-stupidity cousins .
Amazing how fast they can disappear into the woods at the first sign of
people .
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Stupendous Man
> they are MUCH smarter than their bred-for-meat-and-stupidity cousins .
> Amazing how fast they can disappear into the woods at the first sign of
> people .
Dumb bastards walked up and tried to eat the hardware when i was working on
my bike a few years back. Turkeys are paranoid, but not smart. There are
huge flocks around here and they have been known to chase timid people
around.
I am grilling some Black Angus, New York steaks today. Some of the strays we
invited may prefer the turkey, but I don't eat fowl. Because its foul. I
would eat a few bites of wild turkey only to justfy shooting one for the
family, but I ride past Diestel Farms turkey ranches all over the region and
they stink pretty bad.
When I lived in San Diego we used to call the USO and tell them how many
they could send over, and we enjoyed hosting for military people who were
far from home. We don't have any bases here in the Sierras.
Thanksgiving is a great holiday, even if it was started by people who were
pushed out of England for being no fun at all. We personally don't have any
religious leanings and you don't need a target to be thankful for what you
have. So we have fun and enjoy the company of friends, and then tomorrow we
ride.
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turby
And how many turkeys eaten today will be wild?
turby
> turby <keens...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:8515e0b3-53ee-48a3-9c1d-
> 56497f92b...@y10g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
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> > same size with more body mass. I stopped eating foul (no, that's not a
> > typo,) 35 years ago, and my IQ went up 10 points overnight.
>
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Hell, it may have tripled. I think I'm going shopping tomorrow.
J. Clarke
And not something you want to hit at speed on the bike.
J. Clarke
Doesn't matter, what matters is the turkey that _you_ eat.
Twibil
>
>
> You are what you eat.
> Chickens are some of the stupidest creatures on the face of the earth,
> having been bred that way for eons. I'm really not sure, but I think
> turkeys may be even more stupid, simply because their brains are the
> same size with more body mass. I stopped eating foul (no, that's not a
> typo,) 35 years ago, and my IQ went up 10 points overnight.
And what, pray, does this tell us about vegetarians?
Twibil
>
>
> And how many turkeys eaten today will be wild?
As opposed to ones who are thrilled with the idea?
The Older Gentleman
> Thanksgiving is a great holiday, even if it was started by people who were
> pushed out of England for being no fun at all.
KrustyUS reckons they were all his relatives, so that doesn't surprise
me in the least.....
The Older Gentleman
turby
Well, I think it was Ouspensky, or mebbe Gurdjieff who said a baked
potato is more intelligent than a raw potato.
Personally, I don't think you can get closer to eating a human than
slurping on a mango. (Hairs in the teeth 'n all.)
Twibil
>
>
> > And what, pray, does this tell us about vegetarians?
>
> Well, I think it was Ouspensky, or mebbe Gurdjieff who said a baked
> potato is more intelligent than a raw potato.
The mere fact that you can't recall who said it tells us all we need
to know.
> Personally, I don't think you can get closer to eating a human than
> slurping on a mango. (Hairs in the teeth 'n all.)
I've had hairs in my teeth, but I don't recall anything that tasted
like a mango.
( Girl, yes; mango, no. Although, come to think of it, one of 'em
*was* a strawberry blonde...)
Stupendous Man
> Personally, I don't think you can get closer to eating a human than
> slurping on a mango. (Hairs in the teeth 'n all.)
How about mango chutney on a pork chop? Yumm!
Stupendous Man
Know any old vegans?
Twibil
> > And what, pray, does this tell us about vegetarians?
>
> Know any old vegans?
No.
We try to harvest them while they're still young, tender, and
opinionated.
S'mee
Gentleman) wrote:
> Turkey going down all right, is it?
Sore throat today so no she isn't.
S'mee
VEAL? YOU EAT VEAL!!! YOU BEAST! sheesh, let them grow and age a bit.