Ryan
| Dean Cookson / d...@po.cwru.edu / 216 754-1834 | DoD #207 AMA #573534|
| Case Western Reserve U. Computer E. and Sci. | KotNML / KotB |
| "You can lead the house to order, but you | '81 CB750C |
| can't make it think" -William Weld (Gov. Ma.)| '88 Bianchi Limited |
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Ipsissimus of the Inner Order of Sesquipedalian Fruitcakes - IIOSF XOX Dawn
Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. There ain't no more.
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Shaving cream. Spread it on and wipe it off. I'm serious.
What is a Quiet-Rider? I haven't seen them at the local cycle shops.
I suppose it is some kind of seal or baffle to keep air from coming
in the bottom of your helmet?
Tell me quick -- with the windscreen and the trunk and the front toolbag
and the gear glove I'm running out of places to put accessories on the
bike and have to start buying accessories for me. Gotta make sure them
bike shops don't go outta bizniss, dontcha know.
Maybe it's time to get those helmet mounted airhorns....
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Curtis Jackson '91 Black Lab "Studley Doright" '92 Collie/Shepherd "George"
cjac...@mv.us.adobe.com USPA #A-10080 (lapsed) DoD #721 '81 Maxim 650
"They that can give up an essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin (1759)
If you don't count the doctor and vet bills!
> You find a cat. Grasp cat firmly above the hip area with one hand.
> Now with the other hand grasp cat just below shoulder blades.
> Hold cat over visor and squeeze cat(similar to an accordian).
> Make sure to rotate cat in a circular motion ensuring a nice
> even coating.
>
This sounds like a guaranteed cat-ass-trophy! When you get it mounted
on your trophy shelf, let us know. I cat-e-gorically believe you can't
cat-a-log the non-cat-a-leptic cat-a-clysmic results! And I don't say
this cat-a-chrestically!
> Enjoy your fog free riding.
> When needing sure fire riding tips, always, remember the DoD.
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> Ipsissimus of the Inner Order of Sesquipedalian Fruitcakes - IIOSF XOX Dawn
> Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. There ain't no more.
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Charlie Smith cha...@elektro.cmhnet.org csm...@dsac.dla.mil whois ces10
MOA# 52888, RA# 15633, DoD# 0709, AMA# 574722, Buckey Beemers 411, BK Ohio V
BMW K1100-LT, R69S, R27 and other even less worthwhile [ 2 | 3 ] wheel stuff
{ Friends don't let friends ride Japanese cats }
Pure unadulterated lard works even better. But, watch out if it has butter
mixed in it. Also works better in cold weather (when you have a fog problem)
as it tends to get rancid when the weather warms up.
Charlie Smith cha...@elektro.cmhnet.org csm...@dsac.dla.mil whois ces10
MOA# 52888, RA# 15633, DoD# 0709, AMA# 574722, Buckey Beemers 411, BK Ohio V
BMW K1100-LT, R69S, R27 and other even less worthwhile [ 2 | 3 ] wheel stuff
{ Friends don't let friends use rancid lard }
Regards, Charles
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separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
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