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don (Calgary)

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Dec 31, 2009, 12:14:13 PM12/31/09
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2010 Contract (copied from another forum)

After serious & cautious consideration... your contract of friendship
has been renewed for the New Year 2010

It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2010

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your
debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills..

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault
your lips!

May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of
joy

May the problems you had, forget your home address!

In simple words .................

May 2010 be the best year of your life!!!

Happy New Year!!

See Ya On The Road

Kevin

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Dec 31, 2009, 2:31:28 PM12/31/09
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"don (Calgary)" <hd....@telus.net> wrote in
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Works for me!!!!!!!!!! KB

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Gaidheal

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Dec 31, 2009, 2:35:26 PM12/31/09
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On Dec 31, 9:14 am, "don (Calgary)" <hd.f...@telus.net> wrote:

> May love stick to your face like Vaseline

I thought real Canuckistanis still used bear grease on their face...

Thumper

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Dec 31, 2009, 5:29:13 PM12/31/09
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"don (Calgary)" <hd....@telus.net> wrote in message
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Thanks Don

I really appreciate that and wish the same for you.

Thumper


don (Calgary)

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Dec 31, 2009, 5:49:11 PM12/31/09
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On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:29:13 -0800, "Thumper"
<roadwo...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
>Thanks Don
>
> I really appreciate that and wish the same for you.
>
>Thumper

Best of the season to you too Paul.

2010 is going to be a good year.

By the way, there is a chance I will be flying down to San Diego
sometime in Jan or Feb. The plan is to rent a bike and go riding for a
few days. If we do, and if you are free, let's get together for a bite
to eat and maybe ride a few miles of asphalt.

BryanUT

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Dec 31, 2009, 6:43:06 PM12/31/09
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On Dec 31, 3:49 pm, "don (Calgary)" <hd.f...@telus.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:29:13 -0800, "Thumper"
>
> <roadworshi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Thanks Don
>
> > I really appreciate that and wish the same for you.
>
> >Thumper
>
> Best of the season to you too Paul.
>
> 2010 is going to be a good year.
>
> By the way, there is a chance I will be flying down to San Diego
> sometime in Jan or Feb. The plan is to rent a bike and go riding for a
> few days. If we do, and if you are free, let's get together for a bite
> to eat and maybe ride a few miles of asphalt.

Can I tag along, I'll dig the trailer out of the snow, get new tires,
valid registration and meet you down there.

Never mind, the tires are good enough and I'll take a chance on the
registration. What is the worst that could happen? A ticket or two?

don (Calgary)

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Dec 31, 2009, 7:21:20 PM12/31/09
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Absolutely Bryan.

Right now I am waiting for a seat sale with West Jet. I just missed
the last cheap seat to San Diego. $99 bucks one way. Taxes and BS fees
would be extra leaving the return all in price at $350.

I expect there to be more cheap seats available in the new year.

I'll let you know how it plays out.


S'mee

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Dec 31, 2009, 10:07:14 PM12/31/09
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On Dec 31, 10:14 am, "don (Calgary)" <hd.f...@telus.net> wrote:
> 2010 Contract (copied from another forum)

Back at 1,000x and may none of your roads ever be straight...not even
the driveway. 8^)

Robert Bolton

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Jan 1, 2010, 6:37:50 AM1/1/10
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On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 17:14:13 GMT, "don (Calgary)" <hd....@telus.net>
wrote:

>2010 Contract (copied from another forum)
>
>After serious & cautious consideration... your contract of friendship
>has been renewed for the New Year 2010
>
>It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to screw it up!!!
>
>My Wish for You in 2010
>
>May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your
>debts.
>
>May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills..
>
>May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault
>your lips!
>
>May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of
>joy
>

Speaking of which, the Mrs.started crying following the stroke of the
new year. I think it was happiness.

>May the problems you had, forget your home address!
>
>In simple words .................
>
>May 2010 be the best year of your life!!!
>
> Happy New Year!!
>

Same to you, Don.

My new year begins with a challenge. The wife has a superstition that
requires happiness and harmony for the entire first day of the new
year. I won't know what to expect from 2010 till COB 1 Jan.

Robert

don (Calgary)

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Jan 1, 2010, 11:29:24 AM1/1/10
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On Fri, 01 Jan 2010 02:37:50 -0900, Robert Bolton
<robertbo...@gci.net> wrote:

>My new year begins with a challenge. The wife has a superstition that
>requires happiness and harmony for the entire first day of the new
>year.

Geez, For the whole day?

Keep her away from Reeky.

Happy New Year Robert.

tomorrowat...@yahoo.com

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Jan 1, 2010, 11:40:28 AM1/1/10
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A tire blows in a sharp corner, the trailer flips over, jacknifes your
tow vehicle, which then bursts through a guardrail and plummets
thousands of feet down an escarpment, exploding and burning on impact
and frying you alive, until you scream and beg for the sweet oblivion
of death.

Or you might get a ticket ot two for an expired registration and bald
tires....

The Older Gentleman

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Jan 1, 2010, 11:47:13 AM1/1/10
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tomo...@erols.com <tomorrowat...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> A tire blows in a sharp corner, the trailer flips over, jacknifes your
> tow vehicle, which then bursts through a guardrail and plummets
> thousands of feet down an escarpment, exploding and burning on impact
> and frying you alive, until you scream and beg for the sweet oblivion
> of death.

Might not happen with mandatory safety inspections, of course ;-)


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Vito

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Jan 1, 2010, 12:54:44 PM1/1/10
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"tomo...@erols.com" <tomorrowat...@yahoo.com> wrote
[ A tire blows in a sharp corner, the trailer flips over, jacknifes your
[ tow vehicle, .....

Something almost (?) as bad happened to a friend. He was towing his race
car on a trailer behind his only street 4-wheeler with his two bikes ahead
of the race car. A cage hit him head on and the race car came adrift
crushing his bikes into his van. Luckily he wasn't hurt badly - at least not
physically.

Happy New Year to all!


Thumper

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Jan 1, 2010, 2:42:00 PM1/1/10
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"don (Calgary)" <hd....@telus.net> wrote in message
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Sounds great to me.


Thumper


BrianNZ

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Jan 1, 2010, 4:48:06 PM1/1/10
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You forgot the children and nuns living at the bottom of the
hill.....and their puppies...... :)

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