The Mexican leader of the obnoxious gang of RUB's in last night's
episode of "South Park" looks *exactly* like Ralph, the
self-appointed leader of a band of bro's who called themselves
"the Vikings" until some *real* bikers told them that the name was
already taken.
Then Ralph said, "Oh, you don't like our patch? We'll stop flying
our "colors", then. It's just a piece of cloth, yannow..."
But, after seeing "South Park" last night, I fully expect to see a
lot of Harley riders sewing a "FAG!" patch on their cutoff levi
jackets...
Wow. That's so interesting... You lead an exciting life.
I'm still waiting to hear about the first poor soul who sets
up a vest with 'Sons of Anarchy' ( the lame TV show about a fictional
1% club ) 'colors' and rolls into a REAL 1% bar / hangout :-)
--
Click here every day to feed an animal that needs you today !!!
www.theanimalrescuesite.com/
Paul ( pjm @ pobox . com ) - remove spaces to email me
'Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.'
'With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.'
HVAC/R program for Palm PDA's
Free demo online at www.pmilligan.net/palm/
Free 'People finder' program now at www.pmilligan.net/finder.htm
Funny, I didn't see the character as a Mexican, just tanned. Must be one of
the HarleyGuys who works outside.
Show was funny, but not as funny as the dead celebrity show a few weeks ago.
So, I guess I dress like a fag and ride a Man's bike. Fast and silent.
--
Stupendous Man,
Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
You can buy one on ebay for any state and go play with the bad boys.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SONS-OF-ANARCHY-LEATHER-MOTORCYCLE-VEST-NWOT-SZ-L-46-48_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem3ef9d2e75fQQitemZ270479320927QQptZApparelQ5fMerchandiseFunny shits gonna happen.--Stupendous Man,Defender of Freedom, Advocate of Liberty
Geez :-). I knew the TV show sold various coffee mugs and
such ( relatively safe, if still assinine ), but actual VESTS ? With
3-piece state rockers and everything ?
Someone's gonna get fucking killed over that shit ....
Wouldn't know, never watch it. Funny but not worth watching, much like
Seinfeld or Friends...less useful than a fur lined syrup pitcher.
I dunno - and don't plan to be a test case :-)
Where's Magnalus when you really need him ? :-)
The typical guy wearing a "Sons of Anarchy" vest is gonna be some wannabe
suburbanite male. Maybe a lawyer or doctor.
Not enough of a threat based on the vest alone to warrant violence. It
would be like beating up a woman. I don't think a 1% club would touch such
an individual.
The serious bikers would probably talk the guy into buying everyone a round
of drinks in exchange for a photo of him with "real" bikers that he could
show off to his equally lame suburbanite pals.
Now, naturally if Mr. SOA started acting out ... that would get into
different territory.
Datesfat
><.p.jm.@see_my_sig_for_address.com> wrote in message
>news:1cv5f5te53eh5ndvq...@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 08:28:14 -0800, "Stupendous Man" <sp...@trap.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>> I'm still waiting to hear about the first poor soul who sets
>>>> up a vest with 'Sons of Anarchy' ( the lame TV show about a fictional
>>>> 1% club ) 'colors' and rolls into a REAL 1% bar / hangout :-)
>>>
>>>
>>> You can buy one on ebay for any state and go play with the bad boys.
>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SONS-OF-ANARCHY-LEATHER-MOTORCYCLE-VEST-NWOT-SZ-L-46-48_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem3ef9d2e75fQQitemZ270479320927QQptZApparelQ5fMerchandiseFunny
>>> shits gonna happen.--Stupendous Man,Defender of Freedom, Advocate of
>>> Liberty
>>
>> Geez :-). I knew the TV show sold various coffee mugs and
>> such ( relatively safe, if still assinine ), but actual VESTS ? With
>> 3-piece state rockers and everything ?
>>
>> Someone's gonna get fucking killed over that shit ....
>
>The typical guy wearing a "Sons of Anarchy" vest is gonna be some wannabe
>suburbanite male. Maybe a lawyer or doctor.
More like the bag boy at Shop-rite or Food-Lion who's mommy
bought him a bike, or he rode in on a 10 year old Ninja 250, wearing
'colors'.
>Not enough of a threat based on the vest alone to warrant violence. It
>would be like beating up a woman. I don't think a 1% club would touch such
>an individual.
I think it would depend a great deal on their mood, and how
slow the night was, and how slow the 'SOA Member' was in de-vesting (
not divesting ) himself when told to. And I think it would be an
exceedingly bad game to play, for the bag boy.
>The serious bikers would probably talk the guy into buying everyone a round
>of drinks in exchange for a photo of him with "real" bikers that he could
>show off to his equally lame suburbanite pals.
Or for the privilege of walking out. Instead of the
alternative.
>Now, naturally if Mr. SOA started acting out ... that would get into
>different territory.
>
>Datesfat
--
I think the bottom line nowadays is that 1% clubs more closely resemble a
business than a bunch of thugs riding motorcycles.
There will always be bad decisions made from time to time, but overall I
don't think these guys want the law enforcement or other heat for beating up
an SOA-vest wannabe without a really good reason.
The unstructured violence is less common that it used to be. Not gone, just
less common.
Datesfat
Make no mistake, they are thugs and their business is criminal. The
violence is aimed at their competition. If someone wore that patch
around here, the local 1%ers would definately have a word in their ear
to remove it.....if the 'Black Power' or 'Mongrel Mob' got hold of him,
the patch would be theirs and he'd be broken and bleeding. Displaying
colours is a serious business.
D'ya think CMA patch wearers face those threats? They look as much
like a biker gang as any I've seen.
(Christian Motorcyclists Assoc.)
In Travis county Texas they were treated that way in the late 90's.
Policy for the sheriff's dept was to stop and photo anybody who looked
like they were wearing colours.
No, not from the 1%er's...same goes for Ulysses members, but from the
other gangs, probably.
Around here (San Bernardino) at least, a number of the CMA guys *are*
former 1%ers who've seen the light and "gone straight". (Sort of.)
http://articles.latimes.com/2008/aug/07/local/me-bikers7
And looking at the question from another angle, I'm a member of the
world's smallest motorcyle gang, the "Minstrels"; bikers who play
music for a living. So far as I know, we have only about 5 members
coast-to-coast (and that's including Canada), but despite our unique
patches nobody ever asks us to fight.
They occasionally *do* ask us if we play for parties.
HA! The gang I belong to had MAYBE 8 members at one time (not all at
the same time sometimes) as far as I know there is only ONE MC branch
of the gang and it has one member (who's health and habits may get him
killed yet) Goats From Hell. But to understand the name you had to be
there AND you have to have a twisted, sick, perverted and black hole
black sense of humour.
8^) Mind you I know two of the founders are married to each other now.
Ah, but do you have official gang patches on the backs of your black
leather motorcycle jackets? We do. (And that's the *important*
thing, you know!)
> 8^) Mind you I know two of the founders are married to each other now.
Break it to them gently: they just outlawed that sort of thing in
Maine.
Pretty funny stuff...
and you assume they are the same sex... 8^) Trust me these people are
scary, really, really shit your pants scary...because they look like
normal people. FSVON
If you say so. Krusty (the OP) is as funny as a nasty case of
pneumonic plague.
Show up here in central California and the Gluttons will challenge you to a
rock war! Followed by a pie run.
--
Stupendous Man,
Heh, nothing to flaming goat parts.Or a crayfish 'pinch off', only
rule is...well if I have to explain the rules maybe you shouldn't
compete, because after things kick off it gets serious. <shudder> you
don't know the horrors I've seen.
> But, after seeing "South Park" last night, I fully expect to see a
> lot of Harley riders sewing a "FAG!" patch on their cutoff levi
> jackets...
This sort of reaction would come from the Reactive Mind of a person
with a mental age of no more than 15 years old, the age at which an
adolescent makes
uninformed decisions as to how he will face whatever challenges life
presents him with.
So far we've seen the outlaw biker community react to the claim that
"only 1% of motorcycle riders are really bad people" with the
statement, "Yeah, and WE are that 1%!" and the wearing of a 1%-er
patch.
But can the 15 year olds trapped in a 55 to 70 year old body who
thunder down the highway on a Harley accept the accusation from *real*
15 year olds that they are somehow "fags" for doing what they enjoy?
I wanted to see what other childlike personalities had to say about
Harley riders, so I checked out "fag" on urbandictionary.com and found
that they defined "fag"
as:
A slang word for a homosexual or also used in wrong terms when person
is disliked. ("Dude, just shut up, you fag!")
A word used by ignorant homophobic teenage males to describe anybody/
thing but themselves.
(You're a fag! She's a fag! I'm the only straight one here!)
"Fag" is also used to describe someone who is detested in the realm of
popular junior/senior high school society. (You're such a fag!) (No
one likes you, fag!)
Fag's origins are from the word Faggot (bundle of sticks in Britain)
and fag (cigarette in Britain.) And along the way got adopted into the
everyday language of the teenage male/female. It is so overused,
however, that it's almost lost its meaning. Pathologically used in
almost every sentence of a teenager to describe everything around him,
but him. It's used in a desperate attempt to prove to the world he is
the only straight one, and everyone else is gay. A fag can be anyone
who does something stupid, to the kid who is whearing the same shoes
as you, to the kid who has a different haircut. It depends on who the
user is describing. Just like the words retard and douche, fag is the
top ten most used words in my school besides "the."
An acronym for "friendly asian guy" or "funny asian guy" doesn't
matter how you use it. Can be pretty life saving in certain
situations.
A personal servant to a senior boy at a British school, no longer used
as it now implies homosexuality.
And, in the aftermath of the "South Park" episode there were too many
juveniles posting that "fag" referred to Harley riders to bother
reading:
A big group of inconsiderate assholes
(Hey look at that group of guys riding their loud ass Harleys! What
Fags!)
An annoying harley rider who is to stupid too know they are annoying.
A person who rides a harley. (That stupid fag is making a shit load of
noise.)
An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associate
with Harley riders.
A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
I submit that the best reaction for juvenile-minded Harley riders to
taunts from juveniles would be to sew a "Whatever, Punk!" patch on
their cut off levi jackets and then continue to thunder down the
road...
> And looking at the question from another angle, I'm a member of the
> world's smallest motorcyle gang, the "Minstrels"; bikers who play
> music for a living.
I'll bet you guys don't make much money...
> So far as I know, we have only about 5 members
> coast-to-coast (and that's including Canada), but despite our unique
> patches nobody ever asks us to fight.
Does membership in the "Minstrels" require that the prospect have a
terminally *sour* personality?
Gee, now the insane senile chickenhawk is commenting on his own posts.
Surely the bastard has gone round the bend.
You lose.
> Does membership in the "Minstrels" require that the prospect have a
> terminally *sour* personality?
When confonted with a racist prick such as yourself?
You betcha! (Winks broadly)
> You betcha! (Winks broadly)
Save the flirting for the gay reekyites. You would know who they
are...
Poor baby, you are still in the closet about your own homosexuality
and hating yourself for it. Not surprising for a coward.
Hey, guess what?
Sarah Palin is gay!
Who knew?
> Hey, guess what?
>
> Sarah Palin is gay!
>
> Who knew?
Who would even care?
Well if I were single I'd care. She's not a bad looking cougar that I
wouldn't mind fucking raw every way my extensivly annotated Kama Sutra
can devise. Then when she's trained up I could take her onto the more
advanced stuff. 8^)
Not that you'd care you're still doing your chickenhawk thing chasing
your (underage) men.
> Well if I were single I'd care. She's not a bad looking cougar that I
> wouldn't mind fucking raw every way my extensivly annotated Kama Sutra
> can devise. Then when she's trained up I could take her onto the more
> advanced stuff. 8^)
I cannot imagine having physical desire for a bespectacled librarian.
well DUH! She's not a he and that's what you prefer (but wont admit to
yourself)
Uh, *YOU*, if your 3,782 posts on the subject are to be taken at face
value.
See above, for example, where you once more tried to insult me by
saying "Save the flirting for the gay reekyites. You would know who
they
are..."
Only Krusty would be stupid enough to first try flinging insults and
then say "Who? ME?" in the very next post...
(On second thought I take it all back: Hen3ry's that crazy too.)
*YOU* couldn't imagine having desire for anything that doesn't have to
be plugged in to a wall socket.
Now you're projecting, Mr. Pot.
Yeah, right, uh-huh, sure.
Except that I'm not the one who's felt it necessary to maintain a wide
variety of sock-puppets so he can project through them in a vain
effort to appear other than he is. (Although I've gotta admit that
it's funny as hell when you lose track and use one of your sock-
puppets to reply to another one.)
Why do you even bother? You've yet to win a battle of wits with
anyone, and your losses continue to get worse as time goes on and what
little remains of your cerebral cortex continues it's inexorable
transition into soft cheese.
No, no he isn't. But you are assuredly fantasizing about the whole
thing.
you sound like a fag
He's still in in the closet and denying it. Either way he's a raving
lunatic and general idiot.