OT - Munch stolen.
Wakko
masterpeices, was stolen in Norway today.
If you have it, could you please give it back? Thanks.
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CRABB MAMBM
KF/AKA AH#49
>
> Munch's painting named "Scream", one of arts most widely recognized
> masterpeices, was stolen in Norway today.
And his "Madonna", as well.
> If you have it, could you please give it back? Thanks.
Have you checked the bathroom lately, now that it had a team of four new
Assholes(tm) cleaning it?
Be...@anywhere.invalid
I k_n_o_w, *nothink*!
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roach
<Be...@anywhere.invalid> wrote in message
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> KF/AKA AH#49 wrote:
> >
> > Wakko wrote:
> > >
> > > Munch's painting named "Scream", one of arts most widely recognized
> > > masterpeices, was stolen in Norway today.
> >
> > And his "Madonna", as well.
> >
> > > If you have it, could you please give it back? Thanks.
> >
> > Have you checked the bathroom lately, now that it had a team of four new
> > Assholes(tm) cleaning it?
>
> I k_n_o_w, *nothink*!
Well, I was doing some munching last nite, but it wasn't with
Madonna.
Roach123 after noon.
Curly Hoodlum©#15
>
> Well, I was doing some munching last nite, but it wasn't with
> Madonna.
>
> Roach123 after noon.
>
Chewing on some Ritz -Bits .. eh
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KF/AKA AH#49
>
> KF/AKA AH#49 wrote:
> >
> > Wakko wrote:
> > >
> > > Munch's painting named "Scream", one of arts most widely recognized
> > > masterpeices, was stolen in Norway today.
> >
> > And his "Madonna", as well.
> >
> > > If you have it, could you please give it back? Thanks.
> >
> > Have you checked the bathroom lately, now that it had a team of four new
> > Assholes(tm) cleaning it?
>
> I k_n_o_w, *nothink*!
Heh!
Let's now hear from Commandant Klink!
Chilly
> Munch's painting named "Scream", one of arts most widely recognized
> masterpeices, was stolen in Norway today.
> If you have it, could you please give it back? Thanks.
It *is* suspicious ... Clearly not a well planned heist... Very slug-like.
Do we know any slugs in Scandinavian region?
Hmmmmm???
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KF/AKA AH#49
>
> <Be...@anywhere.invalid> wrote in message
> news:4128C022...@ix.netcom.com...
> > KF/AKA AH#49 wrote:
> > >
> > > Wakko wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Munch's painting named "Scream", one of arts most widely recognized
> > > > masterpeices, was stolen in Norway today.
> > >
> > > And his "Madonna", as well.
> > >
> > > > If you have it, could you please give it back? Thanks.
> > >
> > > Have you checked the bathroom lately, now that it had a team of four new
> > > Assholes(tm) cleaning it?
> >
> > I k_n_o_w, *nothink*!
>
> Well, I was doing some munching last nite, but it wasn't with
> Madonna.
An always wise thing not to do!
> Roach123 after noon.
Yer alibi is safe wit me.
Rick
$a24.137606@attbi_s03:
> Munch's painting named "Scream", one of arts most widely recognized
> masterpeices, was stolen in Norway today.
> If you have it, could you please give it back? Thanks.
I heard that the red sky in that painting was due to the effects of
Krakatoa blowing its top half a world away. A truly interesting piece of
work at any rate.
Rick NTXNS
Plano, TX
Par Willen
> Munch's painting named "Scream", one of arts most widely recognized
> masterpeices, was stolen in Norway today.
Nah, it's a pisspoor piece of work and the painter was a psycho, no
wonder the tools for the Scream were crayons (really).
> If you have it, could you please give it back? Thanks.
Whoever has it: Please keep the damn thing and put it to good use like
in the bottom of a parrot cage or something.
Regards
PiPPi
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Heathen! That is a much better piece of work than a lot of other stuff the
critics rave about. Besides, just what is wrong with crayons? My son and
daughter did some great work when they were young using crayons.
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Tud
They had crayons back then? Did they wash off the cave walls? <d&r>
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big stinkie
The 'crayons' he used weren't the kind the kids use in school. There are
lots of crayons that professional artists use. High dollar ones, too.
Ya got yer Pastel crayons, Graphite crayons, Aquarelle crayons,
Monochrome crayons, Oil crayons and Conte crayons. The word crayon
describes most any medium in 'stick' form.
FWIW, I taught elementary art many years ago, and I saw some amazing
artwork that kids made using good ol' Crayola crayons. Wish I'da kept
some of it.
Andy
Par Willen
> The 'crayons' he used weren't the kind the kids use in school. There are
> lots of crayons that professional artists use. High dollar ones, too.
I don't care if they cost a grand a piece, they were just plain wax
crayons fer chrissakes, i.e. they were soft as he wasn't allowed to dick
around with any sharp objects in the loony bin when he made that piece
of shi^L^L^L art.
Glassman
<waco18@no#^&!spamcomcast.net> wrote:
>Munch's painting named "Scream", one of arts most widely recognized
>masterpeices, was stolen in Norway today.
>If you have it, could you please give it back? Thanks.
>--
What a coincedence.
I Munched on the girlfriends' masterpiece last night and
she let out a little Scream, so I asked "ya want me to stop"?
She replied "No-rrr-way."
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Glassman
Chilly
Is her name Madonna?
Glassman
wrote:
>
>Is her name Madonna?
>
It should be, 'coz she's usually mad onna 'count of somethin'...
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Glassman
KF/AKA AH#49
You have "issues" about what _you_ consider art, and I could care less.
And it wasn't just "wax Crayons" that he and many other great "supposed
"artists" also used what are also called "Tempura and Pastels".
Your issue with him is not the medium he used.
You hate that Norwegian!
And I don't know why... or care.
Chilly
Heh! In a more enlightened society, you'd be shot fer that!
Rob Duncan
"KF/AKA AH#49" <AH#4...@your.net> wrote in message
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Grumble grumble, those dirty Norwegians.
Rob
Par Willen
> Par Willen wrote:
>
>>big stinkie wrote:
>>
>>
>>>The 'crayons' he used weren't the kind the kids use in school. There are
>>>lots of crayons that professional artists use. High dollar ones, too.
>>
>>I don't care if they cost a grand a piece, they were just plain wax
>>crayons fer chrissakes, i.e. they were soft as he wasn't allowed to dick
>>around with any sharp objects in the loony bin when he made that piece
>>of shi^L^L^L art.
>
>
> You have "issues" about what _you_ consider art, and I could care less.
You cared enough to reply, m'friend : )
> And it wasn't just "wax Crayons" that he and many other great "supposed
> "artists" also used what are also called "Tempura and Pastels".
And here I was thinking that tempura was a japanese dish not often used
as an art media.
Whatever, "A crayon by any other name..." The Scream was done using wax
crayons and tempera, neither of the materials are known for being obtuse
enough to be able to use as something to hurt yourself or the surroundings.
> Your issue with him is not the medium he used.
: ) You got that right at least. Praytell, do you think my "issue" is
with Munch or with the sheeps who interpret the Scream as art?
> You hate that Norwegian!
Eh, Panhead, please don't state things about me as facts that you have
no idea about. Along that line, please don't use "Norwegian" as a hint
for a qualifier for things I do not like.
> And I don't know why... or care.
"You cared enough to reply" and I bet that you "care" enough about this
post to do so again.
No smileys? Mebbe I missed something in the translation.
Spunky the Tuna
> KF/AKA AH#49 wrote:
>> And it wasn't just "wax Crayons" that he and many other great
>> "supposed "artists" also used what are also called "Tempura and
>> Pastels".
>
> And here I was thinking that tempura was a japanese dish not often
> used as an art media.
Yep. Tempura is a Japanese style of cooking. Usually seafood (big
surprise!) or veggies dipped in a thin, light batter and fried. The
Japanese learned it from the Portugese, oddly enough. What Pinhead, who'd
like to mislead you into thinking he's actually capable of carrying on a
discussion about art, is trying to talk about is _tempera_, which is whole
different kettle of fish. The only thing that _tempura_ and _tempera_
really have in common other than coincidental spelling, is eggs. Really.
> No smileys? Mebbe I missed something in the translation.
Nope, just him being his usual shithead self.
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and yoy'd think that being married to one of those Asiatic sorts he'd know
the difference...
KF/AKA AH#49
>
> Par Willen <NOS...@swipnet.se> wrote:
>
> > KF/AKA AH#49 wrote:
> >> And it wasn't just "wax Crayons" that he and many other great
> >> "supposed "artists" also used what are also called "Tempura and
> >> Pastels".
> >
> > And here I was thinking that tempura was a japanese dish not often
> > used as an art media.
>
> Yep. Tempura is a Japanese style of cooking. Usually seafood (big
> surprise!) or veggies dipped in a thin, light batter and fried. The
> Japanese learned it from the Portugese, oddly enough. What Pinhead, who'd
> like to mislead you into thinking he's actually capable of carrying on a
> discussion about art, is trying to talk about is _tempera_, which is whole
> different kettle of fish. The only thing that _tempura_ and _tempera_
> really have in common other than coincidental spelling, is eggs. Really.
>
> > No smileys? Mebbe I missed something in the translation.
>
> Nope, just him being his usual shithead self.
Yes Par, the :> is missing, just like the lil Tuna's brain.
So solly for the sperring ellor.
big stinkie
Kinda dumb looking if ya ask me. (I know...no one asked me.) FWIW, it
wasn't done with crayons. It was done with tempera and pastels. Pastels
are sometimes lumped together in the 'crayon' family, but they are
essentially fine, soft chalk.
And - most artists are crazy in one way or another. Fricken Van Gogh cut
off his ear and sent it to his girlfriend. Like the comedian Bill Hicks
said about that, "Wouldn't that make a dozen roses look like a booger!?
Why the hell did you do that, Vince? And Van Gogh says 'What?'"
That goofball Dali used to through himself down flights of stairs to get
attention. Christo used to wrap shit up...like buildings and islands.
Now THAT'S art! <g>
Like John Cleese (playing the Pope) said to Eric Idle (playing Michelangelo)
"I don't know much about art, but I know what I like."
Harley and Norway content: The guy who made the hardtail frame I bought is from
Norway. Moved here in 1984. I put a Harley engine in it.
Andy aka Big Stinkie
KF/AKA AH#49
Now ya See?
YOU used an emoticon!
The effect _is_ much more dramatic, so I will have to use them more
often!
Oh yeah... :/
Now, ART is stuff by Roger Price who created:
"Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch"
http://www.globalia.net/donlope/fz/covers/035.gif
I like it!
Par Willen
> Par Willen wrote:
>
>>KF/AKA AH#49 wrote:
>>
>>>And it wasn't just "wax Crayons" that he and many other great
>>>"supposed "artists" also used what are also called "Tempura and
>>>Pastels".
>>
>>And here I was thinking that tempura was a japanese dish not often
>>used as an art media.
>
> Yep. Tempura is a Japanese style of cooking. Usually seafood (big
> surprise!) or veggies dipped in a thin, light batter and fried. The
> Japanese learned it from the Portugese, oddly enough. What Pinhead, who'd
> like to mislead you into thinking he's actually capable of carrying on a
> discussion about art, is trying to talk about is _tempera_, which is whole
> different kettle of fish. The only thing that _tempura_ and _tempera_
> really have in common other than coincidental spelling, is eggs. Really.
: ) Sorry, I was playing a game. I know tempura well and Munch using
tempera was part of me reply to Panhead. Played around with that stuff
myself but somehow it ended up on my face.
>>No smileys? Mebbe I missed something in the translation.
>
> Nope, just him being his usual shithead self.
I was kinda surprised about Panhead going at it with about the only
person in this ng who hasn't ragged on him and still consider him a
friend. Whatever, so be it.
Par Willen
> Par Willen wrote...
>
>>big stinkie wrote:
>>
>>>The 'crayons' he used weren't the kind the kids use in school. There are
>>>lots of crayons that professional artists use. High dollar ones, too.
>>
>>I don't care if they cost a grand a piece, they were just plain wax
>>crayons fer chrissakes, i.e. they were soft as he wasn't allowed to dick
>>around with any sharp objects in the loony bin when he made that piece
>>of shi^L^L^L art.
>
> I didn't say I like "The Scream" either. I don't particularly like it.
> Kinda dumb looking if ya ask me. (I know...no one asked me.) FWIW, it
> wasn't done with crayons. It was done with tempera and pastels. Pastels
> are sometimes lumped together in the 'crayon' family, but they are
> essentially fine, soft chalk.
My understanding is that the Scream was actually done with wax crayons
and tempera but I could be wrong of course but it sure did look like wax
crayons the last time I saw it. Chalk, wax, whatever. "Pastel" is chalk
crayon ain't it?
> And - most artists are crazy in one way or another.
We all are. But what is an artist?
> Fricken Van Gogh cut
> off his ear and sent it to his girlfriend.
But he also painted some solid and attractive stuff that wasn't all
about pushing his own dark psychological agony onto the audience. For
locals in that category, Ingmar Bergman is right up there with Munch.
> That goofball Dali used to through himself down flights of stairs to get
> attention. Christo used to wrap shit up...like buildings and islands.
> Now THAT'S art! <g>
Like'm both, a lot.
I have this little thing I use about the feel for folks I've never met:
Would it've been cool to have had them over for BBQ, Beer and Bullshit?
Dali, Christo; most definitely, Munch; Hell no.
> Harley and Norway content: The guy who made the hardtail frame I bought is from
> Norway. Moved here in 1984. I put a Harley engine in it.
Who dat? A Florida residence perchance?
KF/AKA AH#49
> I was kinda surprised about Panhead going at it with about the only
> person in this ng who hasn't ragged on him and still consider him a
> friend. Whatever, so be it.
Oh good lord!
Pip? Yer DOOMED fer saying that!
May Bob have mercy on yer sole! :>
KF/AKA AH#49
> My understanding is that the Scream was actually done with wax crayons
> and tempera but I could be wrong of course but it sure did look like wax
> crayons the last time I saw it. Chalk, wax, whatever. "Pastel" is chalk
> crayon ain't it?
Indeed!
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Pastel
But, you still hate that Norwegian! :>
Or that particular work of what _you_ don't see as art! :> :>
Scott
"Rob Duncan" <robd...@gbronline.com> wrote in message
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> Mmmmmm, dirty Norwegians.
SR
big stinkie
> big stinkie wrote:
>
> > Par Willen wrote...
> >
> >>big stinkie wrote:
> >>
> >>>The 'crayons' he used weren't the kind the kids use in school. There are
> >>>lots of crayons that professional artists use. High dollar ones, too.
> >>
> >>I don't care if they cost a grand a piece, they were just plain wax
> >>crayons fer chrissakes, i.e. they were soft as he wasn't allowed to dick
> >>around with any sharp objects in the loony bin when he made that piece
> >>of shi^L^L^L art.
> >
> > I didn't say I like "The Scream" either. I don't particularly like it.
> > Kinda dumb looking if ya ask me. (I know...no one asked me.) FWIW, it
> > wasn't done with crayons. It was done with tempera and pastels. Pastels
> > are sometimes lumped together in the 'crayon' family, but they are
> > essentially fine, soft chalk.
>
> My understanding is that the Scream was actually done with wax crayons
> and tempera but I could be wrong of course but it sure did look like wax
> crayons the last time I saw it. Chalk, wax, whatever. "Pastel" is chalk
> crayon ain't it?
>
lots of that stuff, but haven't seen many originals. Anyway, when I was
in school my prof said it was pastel...but he could be wrong. In fact,
he probably was. (insert emoticon here) Regardless, the piece is weird.
>
> > And - most artists are crazy in one way or another.
>
> We all are. But what is an artist?
>
>
> > Fricken Van Gogh cut
> > off his ear and sent it to his girlfriend.
>
> But he also painted some solid and attractive stuff that wasn't all
> about pushing his own dark psychological agony onto the audience. For
> locals in that category, Ingmar Bergman is right up there with Munch.
>
9 year old son likes Starry Night a lot. They studied it in school
last year, and he started drawing it himself, so I bought a print of it
and put it in his room. Just so he won't cut off his ear, I took away
his pocket knife.
Ooh! Ooh! Here's a link to a big ass replica of Van Gogh's Sunflowers
in Goodland KS.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/roger/QueryTips.php3?offset=30&tip_State=KS
Gotta scroll down a ways on the page to see it.
>
> > That goofball Dali used to through himself down flights of stairs to get
> > attention. Christo used to wrap shit up...like buildings and islands.
> > Now THAT'S art! <g>
>
> Like'm both, a lot.
>
Never was too crazy about Christo, but I, too, like Dali. Great mustache!
He did some very good 'traditional' paintings as well as his surrealistic
stuff. Don't know why, but I always liked Titian - especially his portraits.
He painted lots of Rubenesque ladies, but they never did much for me.
My all-time favorite is Andrew Wyeth. A genius with watercolor.
> I have this little thing I use about the feel for folks I've never met:
> Would it've been cool to have had them over for BBQ, Beer and Bullshit?
> Dali, Christo; most definitely, Munch; Hell no.
>
I've always wanted to drink beer with the guys that did the Looney Tunes
cartoons. (Foghorn Leghorn, Road Runner, Sylvester, Bugs Bunny, etc.)
That'd be a hoot, I bet.
Easy, #39
"big stinkie" <and...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> And - most artists are crazy in one way or another. Fricken Van Gogh cut
> off his ear and sent it to his girlfriend. Like the comedian Bill Hicks
> said about that, "Wouldn't that make a dozen roses look like a booger!?
> Why the hell did you do that, Vince? And Van Gogh says 'What?'"
yeah, bill hicks was a funny guy. too bad cancer cut him down, cause we
could use him today.
i expect he'd have plenty to say about the state of the world.
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