Suppliers needed
Chuck Lanter
staf...@wind.winona.msus.edu (John J. Stafford) wrote:
> In article <199807131546...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
> mdntr...@aol.com (MdntRydr40) wrote:
>
> > My partner and I are in the process of opening a biker
apparel/accessory shop,
> > locally and on the internet. If any supplier or manufacturer is
interested in
> > doing business with us, please respond privately.
>
> Somebody tell him about Biker in a Box! That's all ya need!
With the accompanying "Bitch in a Box!" Instant Pillon anyone?
Chuck Lanter
AH#53 cl...@micron.net
Phil Boutros
staf...@wind.winona.msus.edu (John J. Stafford) wrote:
Sorry for the piggyback, Chuck, my server seems to be having a hard
time getting John's posts.
>> Somebody tell him about Biker in a Box! That's all ya need!
Why, don't mind if I do! A few months back, someone had asked for
a repost of the original. Here it is:
<begin>
What you want is the Stafford BIKER IN A BOX(tm) product.
BIKER IN A BOX
Guaranteed to make you a genuine biker in two days! BIKER IN A BOX
is delivered to your home by a discreet shipper and includes the
following:
One brand new Harley Davidson Big Twin of your choice.
We embelish the bike with realistic road-scars, add
oil leaks and ding a few critical bolts to give it
the genuine look.
One set of full black leathers.
We improve the leathers filling them with sand and dragging
them down the road for half a mile to give you the roadrash look.
A set of greasy tools and a broken part with complete directions
on how to simulate a roadside breakdown.
A glossery of biker terms and a list of biker lingo.
A complete military history and police record.
Tips on how to turn your unfortunate physical liabilities into
genuing Biker Virtues(tm - Stafford Corporation)
Temporary tatoos.
A plain pine coffin made to your dimentions.
<end>
(The above, Copyright John Stafford, 1996).
And Chuck added:
>With the accompanying "Bitch in a Box!" Instant Pillon anyone?
>
Unfortunately, I could find two replies to that one, but not the
original (in the same thread as the Biker in a Box). John, do you still
have a copy on disk you could possibly repost?
Phil...the Dejanews Asshole(tm)...
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Phil Boutros
<staf...@wind.winona.msus.edu> wrote:
>Thanks for reposting the BIKER IN A BOX, Phil.
Glad to do it. It was originally posted back when I was lurking in
here, and I remember getting a good laugh at it.
>You know, if we worked on this a bit more I'm sure we could even sell a
>few kits, especially if we advertised in Nostalgia Cycle. (ROTFL - shit,
>now I've fallen down and can't get up.)
<Snort> Bwahaha. Ahem. If we were to do that, we would have to
make sure we meet Nostalgia's high standard of quality. IOW, the temporary
tattoos would have only half of the logo that stuck, the zippers on the
leathers wouldn't line up, and the sleeves on the leather jacket would be 2
different lengths. Of course, we'd refuse to take any of the items back,
and make the now-pissed off biker wannabe pay for shipping both ways,
only to return an otherwise defective BIKER IN A BOX(Tm) <g>.
>BITCH IN A BOX? Aw, I'm sure Penny, Carol and Judy can come up with that
>one. Come on, how about it ladies?
Actually, I'd really like to find the original. For some odd
reason, Dejanews can't find it. Maybe someone kept a copy on disk...
Phil...the Asshole(tm) IN A BOX...
Chuck Lanter
staf...@wind.winona.msus.edu (John J. Stafford) wrote:
> Thanks for reposting the BIKER IN A BOX, Phil. I never kept a copy myself.
> You know, if we worked on this a bit more I'm sure we could even sell a
> few kits, especially if we advertised in Nostalgia Cycle. (ROTFL - shit,
> now I've fallen down and can't get up.)
>
> BITCH IN A BOX? Aw, I'm sure Penny, Carol and Judy can come up with that
> one. Come on, how about it ladies?
"Bitch In the Box" was an offshoot from the "Biker in a Box" thread. All
you had to do was pull the rip cord and she would inflate and you could
crusie Main St. with a blonde bimbo in a thing and no top riding behind
you. The envy of all Posuers in attendance.
I can't remember who was the creative mind behind it, but it was
funny.....and quite a while ago too.....
Anyone remember? Man I wished I'd saved some of this stuff over the
years.... <lol> We could write a book....
Chuck Lanter
AH#53 cl...@micron.net
Carol Hillberg
Some of us did save them, Chuck. Biker in a Box was one of many
historical posts that I forwarded to Steve for linked inclusion in the
new FAQ. I don't think I had the "bitch" post though. I could go back
through all those disks one more time, but it took me weeks to sift
through them before! (Maybe this winter I'll give it another go.)
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