Hells Angel kidnapped in Colombia
Mary
By JARED KOTLER
.c The Associated Press
BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) - Former Hell's Angel Glenn Heggstad, a self-styled
``outlaw on the edge,'' was looking for danger on a solo motorcycle trip
through Latin America.
He says he found plenty of it in Colombia, where leftist guerrillas took him
hostage and gave him the scare of his life. Days after being freed in the
mountains, the 49-year-old judo instructor from Palm Springs, Calif., is holed
up in a Bogota hotel - planning the next leg of his journey while trying to
come to grips with the last.
During five weeks as a captive of the National Liberation Army, rebels aimed
guns at his head, led him on grueling marches and gave him so little food that
he lost nearly 50 pounds, Heggstad said.
Colombia's military announced Heggstad's release Sunday and officials at the
U.S. Embassy confirmed he had been held by the leftist National Liberation
Army, the country's second-largest rebel group.
As he spoke to a journalist on Tuesday, Heggstad - wearing leather hiking
boots, gray cargo pants and a long-sleeve T-shirt with the phrase ``Guilty'' on
the front - trembled, broke down in tears and then hid his face in his hands.
``I wasn't like this before,'' he said. ``Not before (the rebels) got to me.''
Heggstad set out Oct. 1 on a planned 20,000-mile trip from southern California
to the tip of South America and back, riding his Kawasaki 650 through Mexico
and Central America.
On Nov. 2, he flew to Bogota from Panama and had his bike air freighted in. He
set out four days later from Bogota on a road heading northwest to Medellin,
Colombia's second-largest city.
Six hours into the trip, he says, guerrillas wearing ski masks and wielding
AK-47 rifles blocked his path, seized his motorcycle and motioned for him to
accompany them into the mountains.
Heggstad says he tried to resist, shouting at the rebels in his limited
Spanish, but complied after one guerrilla pulled out a pistol and fired a
warning round.
The rebels led the American and several other hostages snared at the roadblock
into the mountains of western Antioquia state.
While being led down a steep path from the road, Heggstad remembers seeing
cars' lights fading in the distance and wondering whether he would ever come
out. ``It was a terrible feeling,'' he says.
Heggstad says that during his captivity, he befriended some rebels - mostly
teen-age boys and girls - debated politics with them, taught them judo flips
and Thai boxing moves, and even hugged some goodbye when he was finally turned
over to the Red Cross on Saturday.
But he also described terrifying experiences. One surly rebel would
periodically lead him into the woods and click the safety off his gun, Heggstad
said, leading him to fear he was going to be killed.
Heggstad estimates he hiked at least 100 miles through steep and slippery
terrain. Constant rain left him cold and soggy at night. He slept in the open
or in crude huts.
``They'd give us one cup of rice in the morning and another at night,'' he
said. ``When we marched, sometimes we'd get a sardine.''
Why Heggstad was freed is unclear. He says no ransom was paid. The rebels, who
are seeking international support for peace talks with the government, may have
released him as a political gesture to strengthen their case.
After Heggstad was freed, FBI agents flew to Medellin and returned him to
Bogota, where he was issued a new U.S. passport.
He plans to continue his journey, and is e-mailing friends for money and help
getting a new motorcycle. He hopes to buy his Kawasaki back from the rebels for
$2,000.
Heggstad insists he's not humbled by his experience.
``I'd told my friends when I set out that there was a 50-50 chance I wouldn't
be coming back,'' he said. ``What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.''
Panhead
>
> U.S. Motorcyclist Recounts Kidnapping
> Heggstad(Former Hell's Angel on a Kawasaki 650) says he tried to resist, shouting at the rebels in his limited
> Spanish, but complied after one guerrilla pulled out a pistol and fired a
> warning round.
Oh yeah.
Those pesky rebels in Bogota are known for shooting "warning
rounds."
"Why Heggstad was freed is unclear....He plans to continue his
journey, and is e-mailing friends for money and help getting a
new motorcycle. He hopes to buy his Kawasaki back from the rebels
for $2,000. "
I smell rotting seafood!
I just can't tell if it's this story, or Mmmmary.
Although I do have an pretty good idea!
Texas Pete
"Mary" <mmmar...@aol.comspam> wrote in message
news:20011212154452.12714.00001892@mb-> Heggstad set out Oct. 1 on a planned
Mary
He obviously didn't want to break down in Columbia. Sonny Barger's book
actually talks about the reliability of HD vs Honda, Kawasaki... I don't think
all the HAs are against Japanese motorcycles.
Panhead
>
> >How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
>
> He obviously didn't want to break down in Columbia.
And you are obviously the Internet kook wannabe that we all know
and disrespect.
> Sonny Barger's book
Fuck and continue to scarf "Sonny Barger's" cock, you loser.
Your continued infatuation with that POS is nothing but proof
that you are indeed a failed Jerry Springer fluff girl.
> actually talks about the reliability of HD vs Honda, Kawasaki... I don't think
> all the HAs are against Japanese motorcycles.
M-m-m-m-m-mmary?
How many "HA's" do _you_ know that go to Bogota and squeal for
money on the internet to BUY their 650's back after they get
stolen, being "judo experts" and all, FROM Colombian drug lords?
The story is almost as fraudulent as your breasts and other body
flab sucked/injected body parts.
Please consider setting your self on fire for my Christmas
present, OK?
I'd tell you to eat a bug, but that would be pleasurable to you,
wouldn't it?
Terry Coombs
"Panhead" <Panmy...@fcc.com> wrote in message
news:3C17DE0E...@fcc.com...
Hey , Panhead , try this link , all will become somewhat clearer
http://www.strikingviking.net/ . He was captured , held for several
weeks , and released just a few days ago . Several folks over at the XL-List
have been following his progress , and wondered when he quit posting updates
a few weeks ago . Don't know anything about him being a HA , but <shrug>
doesn't seem important to the story , unless Mmmmmmmmmmmmmary got her info
from a tabloid . Which seems likely , considering the tone of most of the
garbage she (it?) posts .
--
Snag_one , the motorcycle maniac
SENS BS132 TOMKAT
88 XL 1200 "Beast"
74 CB750 rat
39 WL project bike
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Terry Coombs
"Terry Coombs" <snag...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:LiVR7.164278$8n4.12...@e3500-atl1.usenetserver.com...
>
>
> "Panhead" <Panmy...@fcc.com> wrote in message
> news:3C17DE0E...@fcc.com...
> > Mary, sending 2000 bucks, wrote:
> > >
> > > U.S. Motorcyclist Recounts Kidnapping
> >
> > > Heggstad(Former Hell's Angel on a Kawasaki 650) says he tried to
resist,
> shouting at the rebels in his limited
> > > Spanish, but complied after one guerrilla pulled out a pistol and
fired
> a
Follow-up , I looked at his website ( http://www.strikingviking.net/ if
y'all missed my last post) he does claim to be a former HA in his post of
Oct 12 .
A round for the house , tarbender , it's gettin' kinda dry .
wildevo
Panhead wrote:
> M-m-m-m-m-mmary?
> How many "HA's" do _you_ know that go to Bogota and squeal for
> money on the internet to BUY their 650's back after they get
> stolen, being "judo experts" and all, FROM Colombian drug lords?
>
> The story is almost as fraudulent as your breasts and other body
> flab sucked/injected body parts.
> Please consider setting your self on fire for my Christmas
> present, OK?
>
> I'd tell you to eat a bug, but that would be pleasurable to you,
> wouldn't it?
Pan, are you having another bad day? Why don't you run along and leave the lady
alone.
wildevo
Karl Kerstiens
wrote:
>How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
>
>
I've known a few 'no longer active' ones that eventually outgrew that
"if it ain't a Harley, it ain't a bike" shit.
^^^^^^^^^^
The Closest Thing I've Got To An Official Web Site:
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Hemipower
>Date: 12/13/01 12:49 AM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <3C184252...@attbi.com>
LOL That's the first time I've ever seen an
old, bloated, dried up and bleating, heifer cow referred to as a "lady".
--
Hemipower
55 FLH "Failure Is Only The Opportunity To More
Bored n Stroked Intelligently begin again" Henry Ford
DTSS,BS110
TimDonohoe
>How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
>
>
the entire story sounds like a crock of shit, it really doesn't make sense that
the guerillas would bother kidnapping a biker when they could find rich
Americans and Germans on any road into or out of Bagota.
As far as the kawasaki 650, that would be the best choice of bike for Central
and South America, the most common, old enough that spare parts can be found
anywhere, mechanics who know the bike well enough to find parts. A bigger bike
that would be good for the trip would be the old Honda Hurricane 1000.
Harleys are a status symbol now in places like Quito and probably Bogota, the
older ones look like Harleys but have a lot of hand made parts and/or old
MotoGuzzi parts. Every authentic Harley part is on a Harley somewhere, and
there are no basket cases to be found. So if you broke something you would be
stuck for a long time.
I think Harley recently opened a dealership right outside Quito but they don't
have many parts, just a few high priced bikes and tons of clothes. It may not
even be a real Harley dealer but they painted the logo on the wall.
JC
"Mary" <mmmar...@aol.comspam> wrote in message
> >How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
> I don't think
> all the HAs are against Japanese motorcycles.
How many of them do you know?
That's what I thought.
Last I heard, it's in the HA's charter that members will ride H-Ds. This
story smells of rodentia.
Jeff
Jeff
Joe Mama
> Fuck and continue to scarf "Sonny Barger's" cock, you loser.
> Your continued infatuation with that POS is nothing but proof
> that you are indeed a failed Jerry Springer fluff girl.
You never learn, do you WF? Some people who don't know when to keep their
mouth shut wake up in the ICU. Some don't wake up at all, and bragging
about all the guns they have and how fast they can access them won't help
one bit when someone else is determined to get the drop on them..
How's the weather in Hopewell?
-jm
1968 XLCH under construction
1987 Jaguar XJ6 Vanden Plas
2000 Wesco Highliners
To return mail no spam, change the reply address to:
"joemama at rarebird dot net"
Cwedge
<to BUY their 650's back after they get stolen, being "judo experts" and
all, <FROM Colombian drug lords?
Actually this happened to me too. Yeah, that's right. Only I was riding a
Vespa, Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and I killed about 40 of em before they
took me prisoner. (With my bare hands-yeah)
regards
Craig
SENS MISFITx2
www.intowncycles.com
loudpipes4me
> news:3C17DE0E...@fcc.com...
> > Mary, sending 2000 bucks, wrote:
>
>
> a few weeks ago . Don't know anything about him being a HA , but <shrug>
> doesn't seem important to the story , unless Mmmmmmmmmmmmmary got her info
> from a tabloid . Which seems likely , considering the tone of most of the
> garbage she (it?) posts .
>
>
My local small town newspaper printed the same story, including
reference to HA. Does not make him one, and does not matter. But the
fish story got legs.
loudpipes4me
Read old "whats his name's" book about his life in the HA, and his
comments about HD.
Either the Kawasaki or a Honda are good choices for riding in South
America, particularly outside the big cities.
Phil Boutros
>
> If you want to have any credibility, you have to keep it straight/true.
Now, you'll have to excuse me in advance as my knowledge of
American idioms and expressions is sometimes off (cue Banker talking
about sharp cookies), but...
Doesn't the above just reek of closing the barn door after the
horse got out?
Phil
--
AH#61 Wolf#14 BS#89 bus#1 CCB#1 ph...@total.net
http://www.total.net/~philb http://eddiekieger.com
"Power To The People" - BPP EKIII will ride with me again.
Panhead
> How's the weather in Hopewell?
I don't really know or care, but I assume it's raining like it
is where I live.
Texas Pete
expect), I would get a Honda XR650L. 650 cc, four stoke, street legal and
325 lbs. Of course with the optional H&K MP5K.
http://www.hondamotorcycles.com/models/2002/index.html?model_number=XR650L
TP
"TimDonohoe" <t0mb...@aol.com.com> wrote in message
news:20011213013636.13034.00001856@mb->
the OLA Gimpy
news:20011212202421...@mb-cu.aol.com:
>>How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
> I don't think.
>
We already know this Mmmmmmmaaaaarrrryyyy!
--
The "One-Legged" Asshole(tm)
the OLA Gimpy AH#94, BS#25, GIMP#1 SENS
Hoppy's Place
"Texas Pete" <no...@theranch.com> wrote in message
news:uzSR7.56569$f75.2...@typhoon.austin.rr.com...
> How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
Through S. America? Probably only the smart ones.
--
Hoppy
BS#7 AH#85 SENS
Reply to: hoppy at crpud dot net
Panhead
>
> "Texas Pete" <no...@theranch.com> wrote in message
> news:uzSR7.56569$f75.2...@typhoon.austin.rr.com...
> > How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
>
> Through S. America? Probably only the smart ones.
I have no doubt that such a bike would possibly be the best
choice to use on roads and in countries that are previously
'unknown.'
But the "report" given by our favorite troll, regarding
e-mailing for money to buy it back from the thugs that stole it
from him, simply doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of
sence....even if it were true!
Either beg for money to buy another bike to continue the ride,
or buy a plane ticket back.
Don T.
That is better than the snow that we are getting here. Rain? That is warm
water, right?
Panhead
Better?
I don't believe that one is worse or better than the other, as I
like them both.
And yes, liquid water from the skies are slightly "warmer" than
the crystallized stuff.
FLSTC SAM
If you want to have any credibility, you have to keep it straight/true.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Well it's clear your never gona be an attorney or politician.
Sam
tmgs
wrote:
>Mr Panhead sez:
><to BUY their 650's back after they get stolen, being "judo experts" and
>all, <FROM Colombian drug lords?
>
>Actually this happened to me too. Yeah, that's right. Only I was riding a
>Vespa, Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and I killed about 40 of em before they
>took me prisoner. (With my bare hands-yeah)
yea, but your bad!
>regards
> Craig
>
>SENS MISFITx2
>www.intowncycles.com
>
>
>
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Mary
>such as you did.
There wasn't enough room in the subject line. I could not fit the entire title.
I cut and pasted the entire article without any editing or additions. You don't
like the article, please complain to the person who wrote it.
Preacher
(Title)
> U.S. Motorcyclist Recounts Kidnapping
(Author)
> By JARED KOTLER
(Source)
> .c The Associated Press
(Location)
> BOGOTA, Colombia (AP)
(article body text)
> Former Hell's Angel
^^^^^^
Mary,
Just a little advice. Take it or leave it...
You really ought to be a little more careful when you write a subject line
such as you did.
In your subject header you wrote "Hells Angel kidnapped in Colombia" and the
article *clearly* states the guy was a *former* 81. There are some people
that might not take that very well... especially since it is outright
*wrong*. Some might even consider that a lie.
Personally, when *I* quote a article, I generally use the same headline that
is attributed to the article (i.e. U.S. Motorcyclist Recounts Kidnapping), I
don't make up my own sensationalized title/headline or I describe the
article by the general content.
If you want to have any credibility, you have to keep it straight/true.
Preacher
Hemipower
You really are a stupid cunt aren't ya??
Craig
<If you want to have any credibility
Hey!
I thought you was gonna be gone for a while.
Regards
Craig
--
thanks for stopping at:
www.intowncycles.com
Dave
wrote:
Snip the usual rant.
I give up. You haven't had an on topic post in 2 years or more.
Killfiled for good this time.
Dave
>>(Mmmmmmmmmmmmary spews:
>>
>>>You really ought to be a little more careful when you write a subject line
>>>such as you did.
>>
>>There wasn't enough room in the subject line. I could not fit the entire
>>title.
>>I cut and pasted the entire article without any editing or additions. You
>>don't
>>like the article, please complain to the person who wrote it.
>>
>>
>
>You really are a stupid cunt aren't ya??
and you also can join Pan. Bye.
Panhead
to write:
> On Wed, 12 Dec 2001 22:11:44 -0500, Panhead <Panmy...@fcc.com>
> wrote:
>
> Snip the usual rant.
>
> I give up. You haven't had an on topic post in 2 years or more.
You haven't been able to read or comprehend in three years, so
what the fuck would you know?
> Killfiled for good this time.
You mean I was in it, then I wasn't, and now I'm back in it
again?
Damn!
Yer a fickle little shit, ain't you?
You don't deserve to swim in my twit filtration system, you
loser.
Panhead
Hello, Hemipower!
Is isn't grand to know that El estar llamaba idiota por un
atrasado mental es un placer gastrónomo?
(My Spanish might be a little rusty as well!) <g>
And by the way, who is this "Dave" sack of shit?
JC
"Cwedge" <cwed...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
I'll bet Morgan Fairchild was there with ya, eh? And she was naked.
Jeff
Don T.
"Hemipower" <hemi...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20011213171823...@mb-ci.aol.com...
> >(Mmmmmmmmmmmmary spews:
> >
> >>You really ought to be a little more careful when you write a subject
line
> >>such as you did.
> >
> >There wasn't enough room in the subject line. I could not fit the entire
> >title.
> >I cut and pasted the entire article without any editing or additions. You
> >don't
> >like the article, please complain to the person who wrote it.
> >
> >
>
> You really are a stupid cunt aren't ya??
{snicker, snicker}
Hemi said the C word, Hemi said the C word. neaner, neaner, neaner.
{snicker, snicker}
Don T.- ;-0
Panhead
She was NOT with him.
She was dancing topless, as I recall quite vividly, at "Ooo La
La's" in Bound Brook, NJ that night.
And I placed one of my several hundred $1K bills in her
panties.
Pan-she doesn't shave-head
Ironhorse
Mary you missed the entire point of Preachers reply to you. If you
can't quote the entire title then don't quote it at all.
Example:
Biker captured in Columbia.
And then in the text
Former Hell's Angel kidnapped in Columbia. Yadda Yadda Yadda
After all you wouldn't appreciate anyone shortening a title of a news
story about you like this:
Mmmmmary active in helping young girls escape prostitution
to:
Mmmmary active in prostitution.
Would you?
Ironhorse HSB #96 SENS
96" Evo custom
2001 Ultra Classic
Original keeper Of the Redheads
Don T.
He being called stupid for an old fashion mind is a pleasing gourmet?
Sorry, I just don't get it. ;-)
> And by the way, who is this "Dave" sack of shit?
Well, I don't think his last name is sack of shit, but he is the funny
looking fella wearing the black and white wingtips over in the corner
drinking wine coolers.
Panhead
>
> On 13 Dec 2001 21:56:02 GMT, mmmar...@aol.comspam (Mary) wrote:
>
> >>You really ought to be a little more careful when you write a subject line
> >>such as you did.
> >
> >There wasn't enough room in the subject line. I could not fit the entire title.
> >I cut and pasted the entire article without any editing or additions. You don't
> >like the article, please complain to the person who wrote it.
>
> Mary you missed the entire point of Preachers reply to you. If you
> can't quote the entire title then don't quote it at all.
Mmmary doesn't give a shit about anything.
She just likes to make little squeaky noises now and then so as
to feel "approved" .. and also to find another boyfriend dumber
than the last one that dumped her useless ass, on usenet!
I have a feeling that "Dave" is gonna be the next runner up!
Don T.
"Ironhorse" <Ironh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4vei1u49rs18c761q...@4ax.com...
MMMMMary?
Prostitution?
Active?
Oh my, well, I just never.
Don T.-Shocked I say, just plain shocked.
Bill Brasky the SOB
> "Mary" <mmmar...@aol.comspam> wrote in message
>
> > >How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
>
> > all the HAs are against Japanese motorcycles.
>
> How many of them do you know?
>
> That's what I thought.
>
> Last I heard, it's in the HA's charter that members will ride H-Ds. This
> story smells of rodentia.
>
> Jeff
Yeah, that's why Sonny hisownself rides a Honda ST-1100, when he rides
for more than just show, which ain't too often.
Bill Brasky the SOB
> >From: "Texas Pete" no...@theranch.com
> >How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
> >
> >
>
> the guerillas would bother kidnapping a biker when they could find rich
> Americans and Germans on any road into or out of Bagota.
>
> As far as the kawasaki 650, that would be the best choice of bike for Central
> and South America, the most common, old enough that spare parts can be found
> anywhere, mechanics who know the bike well enough to find parts. A bigger bike
> that would be good for the trip would be the old Honda Hurricane 1000.
>
Bla, bla, bla...just another bit of proof that people who ONLY ride
H-D have no real knowledge about anything else, including REAL
MOTORcycles. The 650 they refer to is the Kawi KLR. MADE for riding
places like S.America, Baja, the Paris-Dakar run, etc. As well as city
streets and highways. It ain't just some plain-jane Kawi 650, you
bunch o'dummies!
Big Bill...who has one in his garage.
Bill Brasky the SOB
SNIP>>>
>
> Heggstad set out Oct. 1 on a planned 20,000-mile trip from southern California
> to the tip of South America and back, riding his Kawasaki 650 through Mexico
> and Central America.
>
Let's see, dirt roads, nowhere to get parts, nowhere to get things
fixxed. Why wasn't he on a Harley? Oh yeah, dirt roads, nowhere to get
parts, nowhere to get things fixxed.
Gee, I wonder if he wore his patches down there. Obviously if he did,
it must have really impressed the rebels! He covered his face then
cried! And then he goes on to say that what doesn't kill you only
makes you stronger! Damn, how weak was this chump to begin with?
Buwahahahaha.
Big Bill...ain't buyin' it.
Panhead
>
> "Panhead" <Panmy...@fcc.com> wrote in message
> news:3C19340F...@fcc.com...
> > Dave wrote:
> > >
> > > On 13 Dec 2001 22:18:23 GMT, hemi...@aol.com (Hemipower) wrote:
> > >
> > > >>(Mmmmmmmmmmmmary spews:
> > > >>
> > > >>>You really ought to be a little more careful when you write a subject
> line
> > > >>>such as you did.
> > > >>
> > > >>There wasn't enough room in the subject line. I could not fit the
> entire
> > > >>title.
> > > >>I cut and pasted the entire article without any editing or additions.
> You
> > > >>don't
> > > >>like the article, please complain to the person who wrote it.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > >You really are a stupid cunt aren't ya??
> > >
> > > and you also can join Pan. Bye.
> >
> > Hello, Hemipower!
> > Is isn't grand to know that El estar llamaba idiota por un
> > atrasado mental es un placer gastrónomo?
> > (My Spanish might be a little rusty as well!) <g>
>
> He being called stupid for an old fashion mind is a pleasing gourmet?
(To be called an idiot by a moron is a gourmet pleasure.)
But then again, the translators are still fussing over the "Bin
Laden tapes" as well, eh?
> Sorry, I just don't get it. ;-)
>
> > And by the way, who is this "Dave" sack of shit?
>
> Well, I don't think his last name is sack of shit, but he is the funny
> looking fella wearing the black and white wingtips over in the corner
> drinking wine coolers.
Ewwww!
Don T.
> "Don T." wrote:
*************SNIP***************
> > >
> > > Hello, Hemipower!
> > > Is isn't grand to know that El estar llamaba idiota por un
> > > atrasado mental es un placer gastrónomo?
> > > (My Spanish might be a little rusty as well!) <g>
> >
> > He being called stupid for an old fashion mind is a pleasing gourmet?
>
> (To be called an idiot by a moron is a gourmet pleasure.)
> But then again, the translators are still fussing over the "Bin
> Laden tapes" as well, eh?
>
OHHH, it was Latin, no wonder my Tex-Mex had the hebie jimbees.
JC
"Panhead" <Panmy...@fcc.com> wrote in message
> Pan-she doesn't shave-head
Is she a natural blond?
Jeff
Hemipower
>Date: 12/13/01 8:47 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <ufmi1u4dljmrjakok...@4ax.com>
Oh yeah? Where's Pan going?
Bye.
>
uhhh, Ok, buh bye.
Damn, who was that guy anyway?
Hemipower
>>Dave somebody wrote:
>>
>> On 13 Dec 2001 22:18:23 GMT, hemi...@aol.com (Hemipower) wrote:
>>
>> >>(Mmmmmmmmmmmmary spews:
>> >>
>> >>>You really ought to be a little more careful when you write a subject
>line
>> >>>such as you did.
>> >>
>> >>There wasn't enough room in the subject line. I could not fit the entire
>> >>title.
>> >>I cut and pasted the entire article without any editing or additions. You
>> >>don't
>> >>like the article, please complain to the person who wrote it.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >You really are a stupid cunt aren't ya??
>>
>> and you also can join Pan. Bye.
>
> Hello, Hemipower!
Hey Pan.
> Is isn't grand to know that El estar llamaba idiota por un
>atrasado mental es un placer gastrónomo?
> (My Spanish might be a little rusty as well!) <g>
Mine too. I think I'll wait for a translation.
> And by the way, who is this "Dave" sack of shit?
>
You know, I wuz asking myself the same
thing.
Congrats on the sale of your bike.
BILEY
>From: Panhead Panmy...@fcc.com
The newspaper "quoted" him as saying he wired for money and was going to
attempt to buy the bike back from the thieves who captured him.
Panhead
And I wish him luck.
No, really.
I mean it.
Hemipower
>Date: 12/13/01 6:34 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <u1iep41...@corp.supernews.com>
>
>
>"Hemipower" <hemi...@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:20011213171823...@mb-ci.aol.com...
>> >(Mmmmmmmmmmmmary spews:
>> >
>> >>You really ought to be a little more careful when you write a subject
>line
>> >>such as you did.
>> >
>> >There wasn't enough room in the subject line. I could not fit the entire
>> >title.
>> >I cut and pasted the entire article without any editing or additions. You
>> >don't
>> >like the article, please complain to the person who wrote it.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> You really are a stupid cunt aren't ya??
>
>{snicker, snicker}
>Hemi said the C word, Hemi said the C word. neaner, neaner, neaner.
>{snicker, snicker}
>
>Don T.- ;-0
>
Well, since it is not PC to bitch slap
her dumb ass as I would like to,
the C-word will have to do.
oops can I say that?
Damn shame I don't have a sister to
explain it to me. I'm prolly better off, as
knowing me my useage of it would
probably increase.
Heaven Hill all around.
Hemipower
<snip>
>After all you wouldn't appreciate anyone shortening a title of a news
>story about you like this:
>
>Mmmmmary active in helping young girls escape prostitution
>
>to:
>
>Mmmmary active in prostitution.
>
>Would you?
>
Knowing her she would appreciate the increase in business.
Mary
>her dumb ass as I would like to,
>the C-word will have to do.
Please come to Los Angeles and I will meet you in person and you can give it a
shot, tough guy. Big words from someone sitting safely on the other side of
their monitor.
Hemipower
snatch and formed the following pattern
on the ground:
You gotta problem harlot, why don't you COME here??
You should already know I wouldn't walk across
the street for one of your two dollar blowjobs.
Besides
you brainless ditz, I don't hit girls with any thing more
then an open hand. And trust me splittail, I would never
want to even lay an open hand on your skanky ass.
However, I am usually accompanied by a female companion who
will be more then happy to lay you down night night
should you ever approach me at an RMH get together with
anything less then utter respect.
Because there won't be a fucking thing *anybody*
will be able to do except watch you bleed.
Furthermore she'll do it being prettier, classier, and
with a personality you could only dream about.
So I would think long and hard about your response ya flake,
cuz I will make her aware of any derogatory
comments you may be thinking to say about her.
Now leave me alone and go back to trying to suck
Panheads dick, ya dried up two bit whore.
I have not said anything at all to you
so I expect the same curtesy bitch.
Mary
Just as I thought, all talk. You and pan still think it makes you look bad boy
biker-ish attacking everyone like "macho" dudes. You are both pathetic excuses
for human beings.
wildevo
Hemipower wrote:
> You gotta problem harlot, why don't you COME here??
>
> You should already know I wouldn't walk across
> the street for one of your two dollar blowjobs.
>
> Besides
> you brainless ditz, I don't hit girls with any thing more
> then an open hand. And trust me splittail, I would never
> want to even lay an open hand on your skanky ass.
> However, I am usually accompanied by a female companion who
> will be more then happy to lay you down night night
> should you ever approach me at an RMH get together with
> anything less then utter respect.
> Because there won't be a fucking thing *anybody*
> will be able to do except watch you bleed.
>
> Furthermore she'll do it being prettier, classier, and
> with a personality you could only dream about.
> So I would think long and hard about your response ya flake,
> cuz I will make her aware of any derogatory
> comments you may be thinking to say about her.
>
> Now leave me alone and go back to trying to suck
> Panheads dick, ya dried up two bit whore.
> I have not said anything at all to you
> so I expect the same curtesy bitch.
>
You really are one big piece of shit!
wildevo
Hemipower
<snip>
>
>You really are one big piece of shit!
>
>wildevo
>
Who asked you?
I think you have enough battle fronts
without getting me on your bad side.
BTW Evo's are fag bikes.
Hemipower
>Date: 12/14/01 10:18 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <20011214221827...@mb-cg.aol.com>
>
>>You gotta problem harlot, why don't you COME here??
>
>Just as I thought, all talk.
Once more I have to ask.
A r e y o u r e a l l y t h i s
s t u p i d ???
Do you really expect someone to hop
a plane cross country just to say the same things to you that can be said from
the comfort of of their own living room?
You and pan still think it makes you look bad
>boy
>biker-ish attacking everyone
I attack everyone?? I don't think so, you
have got to be on crack.
like "macho" dudes. You are both pathetic
>excuses
>for human beings.
>
And you as a woman <snicker>
Hemipower
>Date: 12/15/01 7:00 AM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <1fb6434f143c6006...@mix.winterorbit.com>
>
>> >You gotta problem harlot, why don't you COME here??
>>
>boy
>> biker-ish attacking everyone like "macho" dudes. You are both pathetic
>excuses
>> for human beings.
>
>They're worse than that, they're fuckups. Pan is always screwing up whatever
>he touchs.
>
>Hemi is just a fucking wannabe.
Oh be nice.
>BTW, you're a fox *smile*
>
Now your being waaaay to nice.
the OLA Gimpy
news:dcoh1ugtq43n7o6bc...@4ax.com:
> spots. Our hawgs just ain't good off-road bikes, ya know?
>
> Daniel
Perhaps you should tell that to Filthy Phil, a friend, who used to
regularly ride across the sandy beaches to climb the hills at Santa Cruz on
his hardtail Pan with the girder front end. Not that it matters as this guy
is "a former HA", according to the story (prior to Mmmmaaaarrryyy's
twisting of the tale).
--
The "One-Legged" Asshole(tm)
the OLA Gimpy AH#94, BS#25, GIMP#1 SENS
Tom Duffey
"the OLA Gimpy" wrote...
> > Our hawgs just ain't good off-road bikes, ya know?
>
> regularly ride across the sandy beaches to climb the hills at Santa Cruz
on
> his hardtail Pan with the girder front end. Not that it matters as this
guy
> is "a former HA", according to the story (prior to Mmmmaaaarrryyy's
> twisting of the tale).
Hey Gimpy, what ya drinkin? Next one's one me.
This brings back memories! Some friends of mine and I used to party all day
and ride up and down the beach doing rooster tails in Florida (Tampa/St.
Pete). We had this one particular stretch that no one knew about and no one
would bother us. I didn't own a bike back then but they let me take turns
on the beater (a hardtail springer). I let them do the same thing with my
'72 Ford Pinto until one of the guys broke the shifter lever off (after that
I used a pair of vise grips).
Anyway, the thing was to see who could sustain one the longest and there was
extra points for the highest plume or most spectacular crash. The nice
thing was if you dumped it from getting a little too squirrelly you just
picked the bike up and dusted yourself off. Definitely some fun times!
I'll have to tell you about the great ride the bike into the pool party
someday.
BTW, IMHO a Harley can go just about anywhere if you know what you're doing
and compensate accordingly.
Tom
http://neverworld.net/tom/biker
Don T.
> >wildevo sez:
>
> <snip>
> >
> >You really are one big piece of shit!
> >
> >wildevo
> >
> Who asked you?
> I think you have enough battle fronts
> without getting me on your bad side.
Ahhh, I see you are making friends again, Hemi.
>
> BTW Evo's are fag bikes.
That's is really going to help to bring them over
[Snicker, snicker]
Let me buy you a drink my friend, I am thinking that this is going to be a
long weekend and a little booze will help you and I roll with the punches.
Don T.- Gee, you just got to love this cartoon.
Hemipower
>
>>"Hemipower" <hemi...@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:20011214223847...@mb-cj.aol.com...
>> >wildevo sez:
>>
>> <snip>
>> >
>> >You really are one big piece of shit!
>> >
>> >wildevo
>> >
>> Who asked you?
>> I think you have enough battle fronts
>> without getting me on your bad side.
>
>Ahhh, I see you are making friends again, Hemi.
: ) nah, I have plenty of friends. Therefore
I do not need to kiss any ass.
>>
>> BTW Evo's are fag bikes.
>
>That's is really going to help to bring them over
>[Snicker, snicker]
LOL
>
>Let me buy you a drink my friend,
Of course I'll take it and then buy us both
a stack of chips.
I am thinking that this is going to be a
>long weekend
I'm going to shorten it by wrapping this
post and taking a ride. 42f here today.
and a little booze will help you and I roll with the punches.
Sounds good
>
>Don T.- Gee, you just got to love this cartoon.
And I do. I just wish some people would
lighten up and not take everything so
damn serious.
Like Foghorn leghorn sez.
It's a joke son.
Phil Boutros
>
> Was the bike modified in any way from the stock configuration in terms
> of suspension (heavy-duty and raised for clearance)
Er...What part of "hardtail" don't you understand? And if you
ever find a "heavy-duty" girder, let me know!
That being said, if I was going to tour South America, an H-D
would not be my first choice. A bike like the aforementionned KLR650,
for starters, and if I wanted something bigger/heavier, a BMW R1150GS
would be a much better choice, IMHO.
Phil
--
AH#61 Wolf#14 BS#89 bus#1 CCB#1 ph...@total.net
http://www.total.net/~philb http://eddiekieger.com
"Power To The People" - BPP EKIII will ride with me again.
StephG
<slrna1nai9...@wolf14.nols.com>:
> That being said, if I was going to tour South America, an H-D
>would not be my first choice. A bike like the aforementionned KLR650,
>for starters, and if I wanted something bigger/heavier, a BMW R1150GS
>would be a much better choice, IMHO.
An HD would be a direct invitation to robbery too. Nasty people know what
things are worth, and an HD is worth a great deal. The BMW would be
pretty conspicuous too. The Kaw dual sport is a bit less conspicuous,
besides being a better off-road bike and there are dealers all over Latin
America.
--
~---(_)
(O/ Steph "The Mad Scientist" Greenberg BS#30
)/ Cautionary tales do not end with, "It was *sooo* COOL!"
(_)
Red-Haired She-Devil
>You gotta problem harlot, why don't you COME here??
>
>You should already know I wouldn't walk across
>the street for one of your two dollar blowjobs.
Blahblahblah. This bullshit sure gets boring fast.
RHSD
--
-------------
Red-Haired She-Devil
reply to: shedevilatpoboxdotcom
Breu
I know Glen, and yes he's a *former* HA. Yes, he's a Judo instructor,
check his site at http://www.streetgrappling.com That's his job, and
he does it 5 nights a week when he's in town.
Yes, he's got Harleys, and yes he chose a rice grinder for this trip.
It's fine with me, since I get to give him shit about it (not too much
shit though, he's NOT someone I wanna piss off). Besides, who would
want to take a righteous scooter and fuck it up on the roads in South
America? It's not like it's gonna get you any more pussy down there,
those bitches probably cream over a 10-speed bicycle that has all it's
spokes. And anyway, losing one to some rebel assholes in a jungle sure
as fuck ain't as big a deal as losing a Harley to them.
When he's at home in the states, and not checking out some
god-forsaken part of the planet, he only rides Harleys, and has been
doing so for 30 years. He puts in something like 80,000 miles a year
on Harleys, so if he wants to take some jap bike out and get it muddy,
I figure he sure as fuck has that right. I can tell you this, I was
surprised as fuck when he bought that Kawi. If there was one
motherfucker that I never expected to see on a jap bike, it was Glen.
He posted the shit on his site to try to get one of the greedy
bastards to maybe give it back, and at 2 grand it's cheaper than
buying a new one. It didn't pay off, but whatdafuck, it was worth a
shot to save a few grand. A buddy of ours was getting an identical
bike ready to fly down and join Glen on part of the ride back a few
months from now, so he rushed to get that bike finished and shipped to
Glen a couple days ago. I haven't heard if it's there yet.
That news story that some Associated Press asshole submitted got
picked up by papers all over. They didn't get the HA shit from talking
to him (it's not something he talks about, and sure as fuck not to
some dumbshit news asshole), they got it by reading his site. And he
didn't go "looking for danger", that's bullshit. Closer to the truth
to say he went "looking for adventure...and pussy".
Glen's an old school ironbutt motherfucker. A couple of years ago, he
was zooming through some curves in the mountains and came up to a
muffler in the road. He couldn't stop, and when he swerved he went off
a cliff. He was in a coma for 3 days, and when he woke up he didn't
know his own name. 48 hours after he woke up he was back on a Harley.
A new one since the other one didn't survive him setting a new "Harley
Cliff Diving Record". Of course I gave him shit about it by calling
him Evil Knievel for a few weeks.
I'm not posting this because I give a flying fuck what some wannabe
bashing victim usenet weenie thinks. I'm doing it because I figure
some of you out there might want to hear the truth. I happened to run
across this thread while searching the net to see just how many rags
printed that fucked up story, and it looked to me like some of you
might be following Glen's journals on his site. He's not any kind of
Internet Guru, so he would probably never see anything on usenet about
himself.
And just in case any motherfuckers get the idea that I don't actually
know Glen and this is all bullshit, well I say fuck you. Open up this
page:
http://www.strikingviking.net/index.html and then do a "view source"
in your browser and check out the next to the last line. I just added
that for all you usenet fuckers.
And if you follow Glen's journals, then show the fucker some
appreciation and send him an email, he actually does read them all
himself and really digs to hear from people. And you ladies out there
show an old scooter tramp some love and send him some nekkid pics of
yourselves. Don't forget to cc: ol' breu with those doncha know.
breu
Hemipower
>Date: 12/15/01 5:57 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <Xns9178932...@24.130.27.12>
>
>hemi...@aol.com (Hemipower) ranted:
>
>>You gotta problem harlot, why don't you COME here??
>>
>>You should already know I wouldn't walk across
>>the street for one of your two dollar blowjobs.
>
>Blahblahblah. This bullshit sure gets boring fast.
Man, you ain't kidding. I
don't know when she will ever get a clue. : )
So how has your winter been treating you?
>RHSD
Hoppy's Place
> Hoppy's Place wrote:
> >
> > "Texas Pete" <no...@theranch.com> wrote in message
> > news:uzSR7.56569$f75.2...@typhoon.austin.rr.com...
> > > How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
> >
> > Through S. America? Probably only the smart ones.
>
> I have no doubt that such a bike would possibly be the best
> choice to use on roads and in countries that are previously
> 'unknown.'
>
> But the "report" given by our favorite troll, regarding
> e-mailing for money to buy it back from the thugs that stole it
> from him, simply doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of
> sence....even if it were true!
> Either beg for money to buy another bike to continue the ride,
> or buy a plane ticket back.
Of course I'd have to admit that I haven't *really* seen any Hells Angels on
Kawasaki's either.
But like the rest of the story, IT COULD HAPPEN!
--
Hoppy
BS#7 AH#85 SENS
Reply to: hoppy at crpud dot net
phatman
yet another trash Mary flame, but after a little digging I came up with this
http://www.mary.cc
and that ain't the end of it. Now when any of you losers (an you know who
you are) can come up with this stuff, then I'd say got for it. But until you
do - leave her alone -
--
phatman Ž (I wish she would do my page)
Mary wrote in message <20011214221827...@mb-cg.aol.com>...
the OLA Gimpy
news:f04n1uo258qm7hrp3...@4ax.com:
> Was the bike modified in any way from the stock configuration in terms
> knobby ones)? Smaller sprocket to get more torque at lower speeds? I'm
> not familiar with the area around Santa Cruz you referred to so can't
> comment much further. Big thing with sand is just to keep moving and
> hills, it depends on if it's just sand (need a lot of low-end torque)
> or has some substance to it (hard-packed dirt, rocks, something to
> give traction).
>
> Hell, I could take my sister's Saturn to the dragstrip; that don't
> make it a dragster.
>
> Daniel
No Danny Boy,
The point of the post is..... it wasn't due to the bike, it rarely is, but
to the rider's determination to overcome adversities. Much the same as
LIFE. You see Phil and the rest of us never really considered the idea that
our Harleys were just road bikes(choppers) because they were all we had or
knew. There were not a lot of other makes around the Monterey Bay area
other than Limeys & Harleys.
Aw, never mind. Have a cicktail on my tab. Barkeep.... give Danny a cluex4
willya!
the OLA Gimpy
news:slrna1nai9...@wolf14.nols.com:
> Er...What part of "hardtail" don't you understand? And if you
> ever find a "heavy-duty" girder, let me know!
>
> That being said, if I was going to tour South America, an H-D
> would not be my first choice. A bike like the aforementionned KLR650,
> for starters, and if I wanted something bigger/heavier, a BMW R1150GS
> would be a much better choice, IMHO.
>
>
> Phil
Bingo! The discussion wasn't about which bike to use for what purpose. It
had to do with HA's riding, this is important, 650 Kawas (or anything else
under 750 cc's). Now I could be wrong here, but in MY experience, I have
NEVER seen any M/C member(patch) on anything smaller than 750 cc, with the
obvious exception of guys playing around in the dirt.
Hemipower
>
>Well all I can say is that I am impressed.
Easily impressed aye?
I was determined so stay out of
>yet another trash Mary flame,
No willpower?
but after a little digging I came up with this
>http://www.mary.cc
Quite the net detective you are. I bet a couple more months of dateless
nights you too can become a page designer.
>and that ain't the end of it.
Yes it is. I know two site designers and neither have to advertise.
hmmmm
Now when any of you losers (an you know who
>you are)
Looking in the mirror?
can come up with this stuff, then I'd say got for it.
Ain't enough money in it for me. If and when I need
a page I'll drop a couple of hundred and have it done for me.
But until you
>do - leave her alone -
Well, shit man. If you say so.
>--
>phatman Ž (I wish she would do my page)
Somehow I get the feeling you would like her to
just do *you*.
Ain't happening unless you respond to her date page.
StephG
<78%S7.505$ag1....@eagle.america.net>:
I posted the link to the guy's own website where he tells the story himself
a few days ago, but it seems like most of y'all would rather argue about it
on this thread than read it. Here it is again:
http://www.strikingviking.net/index2.php
Panhead
It's a humorous report, but filled with.... how do you say..
"Interesting fabrications", or at least some fabulous
hallucinations!
"I hit a speed bump and bottomed out my suspension as the rear
license plate peeled half my knobbies off the back tire down to
the cord."
Now, I don't know about you, but I have never seen a license
plate or it's bracket, strong enough to do such a thing, either
that or he bought used JC Whitney tires.
Therefore, "BS #1", considering it has PLASTIC fenders as
well...don't it?
Again, the BIKE this person allegedly rode is not of my concern
or care.
"The line between reality and dream state grows obscure."
Of this, I have no doubt! <g>
I treat this "story" as nothing more than a "Aliens From Uranus
Ate My Baby", as seen in the typical "STAR" tabloid.
Also, the other part of that URL now has a dead link, and I
still don't believe that anyone could be so STUPID as to attempt
to buy their own bike back from the criminals that stole it, like
Mmmmary said said in her "report."
And why just the bike?
Why not the computer he had?
Ya see?
Nothing is making sense.
NOBODY could be that stupid....could they?
Breu
Hey, let me just right now personally invite you to drop on by Palm
Springs, Ca. when Glen gets back so you can tell him this personally.
I'm sure he'll be very interested to hear you call him a liar to his
face. If you don't want to wait, feel free to come on out now. I'll be
happy to meet you and discuss your opinions. C'mon, I'm just an old
fat biker, you can kick my ass. The directions are on the site at
http://www.streetgrappling.com Just name your time.
But, of course, it will never happen. Wannabe sacks of shit like you
never do have the balls to take up a challenge.
> "I hit a speed bump and bottomed out my suspension as the rear
> license plate peeled half my knobbies off the back tire down to
> the cord."
>
> Now, I don't know about you, but I have never seen a license
> plate or it's bracket, strong enough to do such a thing, either
> that or he bought used JC Whitney tires.
> Therefore, "BS #1", considering it has PLASTIC fenders as
> well...don't it?
>
> Again, the BIKE this person allegedly rode is not of my concern
> or care.
>
>
> "The line between reality and dream state grows obscure."
>
> Of this, I have no doubt! <g>
>
> I treat this "story" as nothing more than a "Aliens From Uranus
> Ate My Baby", as seen in the typical "STAR" tabloid.
>
> Also, the other part of that URL now has a dead link,
What dead link? You mean on the dumbshit news story? A few of the news
stories had his site linked with a single / after the http: instead of
//. I think the bastards did it on purpose. If that's what you are
saying is a dead link then you are stupider than you look. If you are
talking about a dead link on Glen's site, then put it here and I'll
get it fixed.
> and I
> still don't believe that anyone could be so STUPID as to attempt
> to buy their own bike back from the criminals that stole it, like
> Mmmmary said said in her "report."
Then you didn't read my earlier post dumbass. If it saves a few thou,
then it's worth a shot. Besides, the feds told him not to try to get
his bike back, and when you are a motherfucker who does what others
tell you you can't, then that's a fucking invitation to do it. If you
actually knew any bikers, then you wouldn't need to have this
explained.
> And why just the bike?
> Why not the computer he had?
Actually, he wasn't using a computer. He had this cheezy kid's word
processor thing that he got because it was practically unbreakable and
it had a full size keyboard. It only buffered like 4 pages, and had a
4 line display, so it's not like it was anything to give a fuck about.
Right now I'm working on what to get him to replace it. He wants to go
with something more powerful this time, so it'll probably either be
this:
http://www.amrel.com/asi/unlimited.htm
or this
http://www.dciplano.com/html/blkdiamond.html
or this
http://www.dolch.com/html/notepac.html
or this
http://www.terralogic.co.uk/series3.html
or this
http://www.csd.toshiba.com/pda/pda_home.html with a Targus foldup
keyboard.
He doesn't want to have to head into a city to some internet cafe shit
just to connect and upload, which turned out to be the downside to
that word processsor he had. He lost his GPS and digital camera too,
so we'll try to get him a setup that all works together.
breu
Mary
>license plate peeled half my knobbies off the back tire down to
>the cord."
A friend of mine had a lowered bike with a custom rear tail light. One strut
bolt came loose and whenver he hit a bump he heard a "ffffft" sound. When we
pulled over the back of his tail light assembly had made two 1/2 inch deep
cuts all the way around his new tire. He only heard the sound for two miles
until we pulled over. It can happen, especially in the conditions the ex-HA was
riding in.
Joe Mama
> Well all I can say is that I am impressed. I was determined so stay out of
> yet another trash Mary flame, but after a little digging I came up with this
> http://www.mary.cc
> and that ain't the end of it. Now when any of you losers (an you know who
> you are) can come up with this stuff, then I'd say got for it. But until you
> do - leave her alone -
WHOA!! I never got caught up in the mmmary conflict, but all I gotta say
is, where's the fat, ugly, etc, etc, etc, harlot that some idiot described a
week or so ago because they didn't agree with what she says, cuz what I saw
on this website was *ONE FOXY LADY* with some impressive credentials.
Not to mention that a cat lover carries a lot weight in my book..
I like her "Personal Thought or Quote" philosophy: "Life is to be lived to
the fullest and shared with the best."
If she wants the best, and she and her boyfriend ever call it quits, I wanna
hear from her, cuz i'd even move back to LA for a hot number like that..
The only downside is the "Real Estate Appraisor," but i'd overlook that too.
> --
> phatman Ž (I wish she would do my page)
I'm not *even* gonna touch this one.. ;-)
-jm
1968 XLCH under construction
1987 Jaguar XJ6 Vanden Plas
2000 Wesco Highliners
To return mail no spam, change the reply address to:
"joemama at rarebird dot net"
Joe Mama
> I posted the link to the guy's own website where he tells the story himself
> a few days ago, but it seems like most of y'all would rather argue about it
> on this thread than read it. Here it is again:
Yeah, she just posts highlights of what she gleans elsewhere, but you're
absolutely right that all people want to do is argue about it..
> http://www.strikingviking.net/index2.php
Personally, it sounds as if he's s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g things a bit..
Redbeard Emeritus
>On 16 Dec 2001 17:49:31 GMT, Frank...@lycos.com (StephG) wrote:
>
>> I posted the link to the guy's own website where he tells the story himself
>> a few days ago, but it seems like most of y'all would rather argue about it
>> on this thread than read it. Here it is again:
>
>Yeah, she just posts highlights
Her nips are stickin out (again)?
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Mary
>is, where's the fat, ugly, etc, etc, etc, harlot that some idiot described a
>week or so ago because they didn't agree with what she says
Here I am. This is for pan and hemi. I took this two days ago at a Christmas
party.
http://www.mary.cc/images/finger2002.jpg I've also been with the same guy for
almost four years and we're getting married next year.
The entire Pan thing started four years. He ended up looking foolish because he
didn't understand something and I just pointed it out. From that day on he
started his ridiculous name calling, insults, threats... He obviously has
issues, especially with females. Hemi just repeats everything pan says. He's a
wanna be pan. Now THAT is sad. Oh yeah, at least I have a bike, pan, and it
runs even.
Panhead
Mmmary is terribly infatuated with me for some reason.
Mmmary is also terribly untruthful and highly excitable.
And what REALLY happened is beyond belief, let alone contained
in her memory banks.
She started some serious SPAMMING some time ago, NOT 4 years
like she just now claims, and she also thought it would be
wonderful to place people on her SPAM RIDDLED MAILING LISTS
without asking permission.
Many were furious and quite upset when some posted the address
URL, and domain owner (her!) of this SPAMMER, so, she decided to
"get even" and posted others addresses, including my wife's and
mine, via illegal use of her "real estate" license."
She got upset and decided to write to my ISP so as to get me
bounced.
In truth, I deserved getting tossed, as I "fabricated" a response
that SHOULD have been said by any ISP with a back bone.
Obviously, I was tossed, and I don't regret it for a second as
there service sucked, for one, and two, I only had two weeks to
go on that account anyway.
Mmmmary is now semi-infamous and indoctrinated into the Hall of
Haiku, "The Ugly Bug" (Ugliest/Homeliest Pic in a Homepage) in
and of course the Alt.Revenge Academy Awards.
She can be seen posing here"
http://www.carnivorousrabbits.org/doc.html
Mmmary is psychotic and quite pathetic.
She started a campaign IN Alt.Revenge, trying to gain more info
and help, by asking friends of mine to help destroy me.
The results were astounding!
And, Mmmmary?
I have a bike as well.
It works because I know how to MAKE it work.
You, on the otherhand, will always remain a slut.
Phil Boutros
>
> A friend of mine had a lowered bike with a custom rear tail light. One strut
> bolt came loose and whenver he hit a bump he heard a "ffffft" sound. When we
> pulled over the back of his tail light assembly had made two 1/2 inch deep
> cuts all the way around his new tire. He only heard the sound for two miles
> until we pulled over. It can happen, especially in the conditions
> the ex-HA was riding in.
Ahem...Does the expression "apples and oranges" mean anything
to you?
Since the author mentions a Kawasaki 650 with knobby tires,
we'll have to assume that he's talking about a KLR650, which is a
dual-purpose (enduro) bike.
What was the rear shock travel on your friend's lowered bike?
What is it on the KLR650? What was your friend's taillight assembly
made of? What is the licence plate bracket on the KLR650 made of?
See what I'm getting at? I don't plan on jumping on the
latest "bash Mary" bandwagon, but at least try to make an informed
comparision. It all comes back to that "credibility" thing someone
was talking about earlier.
Joe Mama
>> WHOA!! I never got caught up in the mmmary conflict, but all I gotta say
>> is, where's the fat, ugly, etc, etc, etc, harlot that some idiot described a
>> week or so ago because they didn't agree with what she says
> Here I am. This is for pan and hemi. I took this two days ago at a Christmas
> party.
> http://www.mary.cc/images/finger2002.jpg
HAHAHAHAHA!! Not very becoming of a lady, but I understand the sentiments..
> I've also been with the same guy for
> almost four years and we're getting married next year.
Yeah, I saw the rock on your "finger," and if anything goes wrong with the
engagement, just remember that i'm up here in Frisco waitin' for ya.. ;-)
Hey, i'll even tell ya my real name.. ;-)
> The entire Pan thing started four years. He ended up looking foolish because he
> didn't understand something and I just pointed it out. From that day on he
> started his ridiculous name calling, insults, threats... He obviously has
> issues, especially with females.
Just consider the source, cuz there ain't hardly anyone that he *doesn't*
have some kind of an issue with. Geez, he's worse than I am..
> Hemi just repeats everything pan says. He's a
> wanna be pan. Now THAT is sad.
Well, since I happen to like Hemi, i'll refrain from comment on this one..
> Oh yeah, at least I have a bike, pan,
> and it runs even.
Well, as much as I hate to say it, you've got one over me on this note..
Joe Mama
> Mmmary is psychotic and quite pathetic.
> She started a campaign IN Alt.Revenge, trying to gain more info
> and help, by asking friends of mine to help destroy me.
BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAA!! And people say that *i'm* paranoid?
ROTFLMAO!!
Panhead
>
> On Mon, 17 Dec 2001 13:54:20 -0500, Panhead <Panmy...@fcc.com> wrote:
>
> > Mmmary is psychotic and quite pathetic.
> > She started a campaign IN Alt.Revenge, trying to gain more info
> > and help, by asking friends of mine to help destroy me.
>
> BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAA!! And people say that *i'm* paranoid?
>
> ROTFLMAO!!
Who said you were paranoid?
I could have sworn I said you were a jackass.
What I said is true and in the archives, you shitstain.
Now please contact Mmmary the Mmmoo and have her insert something
in your butt.
Panhead
>
> Mary <mmmar...@aol.comspam> wrote:
> >
> Ahem...Does the expression "apples and oranges" mean anything
> to you?
> See what I'm getting at? I don't plan on jumping on the
> latest "bash Mary" bandwagon, but at least try to make an informed
> comparision. It all comes back to that "credibility" thing someone
> was talking about earlier.
Phil?
Mmmary the mmmoop is, how you say.. pas trčs futé ?
Bill Brasky the SOB
> What's up motherfuckers?
>
> I know Glen, and yes he's a *former* HA. Yes, he's a Judo instructor,
> check his site at http://www.streetgrappling.com That's his job, and
> he does it 5 nights a week when he's in town.
Geeze, you must one'dem real tuff guys, what wit a mout like dat!
>
> Yes, he's got Harleys, and yes he chose a rice grinder for this trip.
> It's fine with me, since I get to give him shit about it (not too much
> shit though, he's NOT someone I wanna piss off). Besides, who would
> want to take a righteous scooter and fuck it up on the roads in South
> America?
Yeah, right...THAT'S the reason...
It's not like it's gonna get you any more pussy down there,
> those bitches probably cream over a 10-speed bicycle that has all it's
> spokes. And anyway, losing one to some rebel assholes in a jungle sure
> as fuck ain't as big a deal as losing a Harley to them.
I guess YOU know ALL about getting pussy on 10 speeds, eh tuff guy?
>
> When he's at home in the states, and not checking out some
> god-forsaken part of the planet, he only rides Harleys, and has been
> doing so for 30 years. He puts in something like 80,000 miles a year
> on Harleys, so if he wants to take some jap bike out and get it muddy,
> I figure he sure as fuck has that right. I can tell you this, I was
> surprised as fuck when he bought that Kawi. If there was one
> motherfucker that I never expected to see on a jap bike, it was Glen.
80K per year! Hmmm, seems he'd have little time for much else...I
believe THAT one, too!
>
> Glen's an old school ironbutt motherfucker. A couple of years ago, he
> was zooming through some curves in the mountains and came up to a
> muffler in the road. He couldn't stop, and when he swerved he went off
> a cliff. He was in a coma for 3 days, and when he woke up he didn't
> know his own name. 48 hours after he woke up he was back on a Harley.
> A new one since the other one didn't survive him setting a new "Harley
> Cliff Diving Record". Of course I gave him shit about it by calling
> him Evil Knievel for a few weeks.
HEY! Wait just a damn minute! You're talking about Bill Brasky-type
activities. Now I REALLY know you're full o'crap! NO ONE, BUT NO ONE
can pull off shit like that except for Big Bill Brasky!
>
> I'm not posting this because I give a flying fuck what some wannabe
> bashing victim usenet weenie thinks. I'm doing it because I figure
> some of you out there might want to hear the truth. I happened to run
> across this thread while searching the net to see just how many rags
> printed that fucked up story, and it looked to me like some of you
> might be following Glen's journals on his site. He's not any kind of
> Internet Guru, so he would probably never see anything on usenet about
> himself.
You're really sounding like a twit now...and yer startin' to bug the
shit outta me.
>
> And just in case any motherfuckers get the idea that I don't actually
> know Glen and this is all bullshit, well I say fuck you. Open up this
> page:
> http://www.strikingviking.net/index.html and then do a "view source"
> in your browser and check out the next to the last line. I just added
> that for all you usenet fuckers.
Oh man! Geeze, I'm REALLY sorry we doubted you! Bwahahaha! Take a hike
you phony bastard!
>
See ya, jerky-boy!
Joe Mama
>>> Mmmary is psychotic and quite pathetic.
>>> She started a campaign IN Alt.Revenge, trying to gain more info
>>> and help, by asking friends of mine to help destroy me.
>> BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAA!! And people say that *i'm* paranoid?
>> ROTFLMAO!!
> ho said you were paranoid?
Ho Chi Minh?
> I could have sworn I said you were a jackass.
Yeah, me and about fifty others who you "have issues" with..
<snicker>
> What I said is true and in the archives, you shitstain.
Archives? I don' got to show you no stinking archives..
You mus' be paranoid..
<chuckle>
> Now please contact Mmmary the Mmmoo and have her insert something
> in your butt.
Yeah, and i'd enjoy every minute of it..
Man, i'm splittin' a gut. ROTFLMAO!!
HELP. I've fallen and I can't get up..
BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!
Bill Brasky the SOB
> Hey, let me just right now personally invite you to drop on by Palm
> Springs, Ca. when Glen gets back so you can tell him this personally.
> I'm sure he'll be very interested to hear you call him a liar to his
> face. If you don't want to wait, feel free to come on out now. I'll be
> happy to meet you and discuss your opinions. C'mon, I'm just an old
> fat biker, you can kick my ass. The directions are on the site at
> http://www.streetgrappling.com Just name your time.
>
> But, of course, it will never happen. Wannabe sacks of shit like you
> never do have the balls to take up a challenge.
Oh, shit. Here we go again. Another dipshit phony bastard big mouth
tough guy wanna-be who challenges people over the internet. As I said
before, take a friggin' hike, you two bit chicken-shit little cry
baby.
>
> > "I hit a speed bump and bottomed out my suspension as the rear
> > license plate peeled half my knobbies off the back tire down to
> > the cord."
Why didn't you address this point, instead of (fairy) dancing around
it?
> Then you didn't read my earlier post dumbass. If it saves a few thou,
> then it's worth a shot. Besides, the feds told him not to try to get
> his bike back, and when you are a motherfucker who does what others
> tell you you can't, then that's a fucking invitation to do it. If you
> actually knew any bikers, then you wouldn't need to have this
> explained.
Yeah? Did he not do what theses alleged rebels told him to do? Did he
kick all their asses when they gave him orders to march through the
jungle? How about when they took his bike like stealing lunch money
from the school nerd? Did he just sit there and tell them to fuck off?
You are more full of shit than those stories! Muwahahaha!
By the way, your Judo crap is great in controlled situations, on a mat
with rules and all. But I've seen too many so-called "experts" get
thier clocks cleaned by street toughs who got a quick, unexpected and
early jump on them. Including a cop friend of mine who was some kinda
10th degree bullshit from some Dojo in Japan. Three KIDS at a 7-11
dumped him as he approached them for buying beer! That shit don't hold
no water with Big Bill...
Breu
> On 16 Dec 2001 17:49:31 GMT, Frank...@lycos.com (StephG) wrote:
>
> > I posted the link to the guy's own website where he tells the story himself
> > a few days ago, but it seems like most of y'all would rather argue about it
> > on this thread than read it. Here it is again:
>
> Yeah, she just posts highlights of what she gleans elsewhere, but you're
> absolutely right that all people want to do is argue about it..
>
>
> > http://www.strikingviking.net/index2.php
>
> Personally, it sounds as if he's s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g things a bit..
Um, no. This is one motherfucker who lives a wild life, and has no
need to stretch shit. Actually, I happen to know that a lot of shit
never gets posted so that he doesn't upset the folks at home who are
worried about him.
breu
01d...@my.house
joe...@prozac.net (Joe Mama) casually remarked:
>On 17 Dec 2001 17:53:18 GMT, mmmar...@aol.comspam (Mary) wrote:
>
>>> WHOA!! I never got caught up in the mmmary conflict, but all I gotta say
>>> is, where's the fat, ugly, etc, etc, etc, harlot that some idiot described a
>>> week or so ago because they didn't agree with what she says
>
>> Here I am. This is for pan and hemi. I took this two days ago at a Christmas
>> party.
>> http://www.mary.cc/images/finger2002.jpg
>
>HAHAHAHAHA!! Not very becoming of a lady, but I understand the sentiments..
>
>
>> I've also been with the same guy for
>> almost four years and we're getting married next year.
>
>Yeah, I saw the rock on your "finger," and if anything goes wrong with the
>engagement, just remember that i'm up here in Frisco waitin' for ya.. ;-)
>
>Hey, i'll even tell ya my real name.. ;-)
>
why is her engagement ring on her middle finger? Is that a middle
eastern thing? did I miss the memo?
Cheers,
01dyna
<insert witty sigfile here>
Phil Boutros
Asshole(tm)! You owe me a keyboard!
William Pearson
>
> > >> > "Texas Pete" <no...@theranch.com> wrote in message
> > >> > news:uzSR7.56569$f75.2...@typhoon.austin.rr.com...
> > >> > > How many Hells Angels have you seen on a Kawasaki 650?
A Hells Angel from Palm Springs kinda did it for me.. Very doubtful at best...
wPm
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...the mountains are calling and I must go...
Phil Boutros
You weren't around in alt.revenge back then, were you?
Therefore you know not of what you speak.
Joe...I'm one of the few who doesn't make it a habit of
picking on you. I happen to believe that you're actually right a
fairly large part of the time. Yep, I'm a paranoid, black helicopter
seeing, tinfoil hat wearing, totally untrusting of the media sort
myself.
I also happen to believe you're talking out of your ass
another large part of the time. This happens to be one of those
times, IMHO.
Phil...the what you see is what you get Asshole(tm)...
Hoppy's Place
> >Of course I'd have to admit that I haven't *really* seen any Hells
> >Angels on Kawasaki's either.
> >
> >But like the rest of the story, IT COULD HAPPEN!
>
> I posted the link to the guy's own website where he tells the story
himself
> a few days ago, but it seems like most of y'all would rather argue about
it
> on this thread than read it. Here it is again:
>
> http://www.strikingviking.net/index2.php
>
> --
> ~---(_)
> (O/ Steph "The Mad Scientist" Greenberg BS#30
> )/ Cautionary tales do not end with, "It was *sooo* COOL!"
> (_)
Best Foghorn Leghorn voice... "That's a joke son!"
--
Hoppy
BS#7 AH#85 SENS
Reply to: hoppy at crpud dot net
TimDonohoe
If anyone cares to have a drink and speculate, How much do you think it would
cost to open up a new dealership in a South American city?
The property and the building could be had for around $40,000 within a mile of
Quito Ecuador. A decent salary (teachers, cops, middle managers at banks) is
around $1200 a month.
Panhead
>
> Joe Mama <joe...@prozac.net> wrote:
> >
> > BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAA!! And people say that *i'm* paranoid?
>
> You weren't around in alt.revenge back then, were you?
> Therefore you know not of what you speak.
>
> Joe...I'm one of the few who doesn't make it a habit of
> picking on you. I happen to believe that you're actually right a
> fairly large part of the time. Yep, I'm a paranoid, black helicopter
> seeing, tinfoil hat wearing, totally untrusting of the media sort
> myself.
>
> I also happen to believe you're talking out of your ass
> another large part of the time. This happens to be one of those
> times, IMHO.
>
> Phil...the what you see is what you get Asshole(tm)...
Shiny side OUT, Phil.
Pan-I know it all-head
Panhead
> HELP. I've fallen and I can't get up..
>
> BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!
I've noticed.
And I will only laugh with and at you.