the other day...
AH#104
I went into the local coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes...
when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.
ASSHOLE#104 Len in Tuscany...
getting tickets worldwide...
http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/DSC04872.JPG
http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/DSC04873.JPG
Aitch
Snipped the funny
> ASSHOLE#104 Len in Tuscany...
Where are you staying?
> getting tickets worldwide...
> http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/DSC04872.JPG
> http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/DSC04873.JPG
I don't want to speak out of turn... Butt...
WTF!!!!!
Last time we heard, you had collected a parking ticket in Paris. This
latest ticket would appear to be for speeding in France. Are there any
others that we haven't heard about? Have the Italians nicked you yet?
Cheers
Aitch
Wakko
news:h2i183$tc9$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> ASSHOLE#104 Len in Tuscany...
> getting tickets worldwide...
> http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/DSC04872.JPG
By the picture, you appear to have gotten younger and better looking.
Europe has been kind to you.
--
Wakko NTXNS TOMKAT PHS BS#257
Ryder Rick
That joke is older than even you Len!
AH#104
> Where are you staying?
Castle Montegufoni, about 20 miles south of Florence.
>> getting tickets worldwide...
>> http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/DSC04872.JPG
>> http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/DSC04873.JPG
> WTF!!!!!
Crossing over the solid white line, passing a little tiny car hauling a
great big trailer. He stopped for a railroad crossing (which he had
done about 200 times previously)... so when we got started, I jumped
around him. It's a hot spot because these two guys were just standing
in the road pulling over everyone. Oh, well, do the crime, do the time.
It was 'only' 90 Euro (about $130). Fuck it pay it and keep going...
price of doing business.
No Italian tickets... yet...
On to Venice tomorrow! And the Lamborghini Museum.
ASSHOLE#104 Len in Montefugoni
AH#104
This is not a political forum....
Tud
> On to Venice tomorrow! And the Lamborghini Museum.
Sounds like a great trip, are you taking lots of pics, and will there be any
riding involved?
--
Tud
SENS BS#111 LFS#32 FLF MISFIT Vermort AH#115
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Sisyphus rides a Triumph
AH#104
> Sounds like a great trip, are you taking lots of pics,
>and will there be any riding involved?
1050 so far not including today in Florence.
No riding, lots of driving.
http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/
ASSHOLE#104 Len in Montefugoni
Tud
> Tud axed:
>> Sounds like a great trip, are you taking lots of pics, and will there be
>> any riding involved?
>
> 1050 so far not including today in Florence.
> No riding, lots of driving.
> http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/
Complete with pretty girls no less. I have more attention, I've been
missing out.
Mike Gordon
>> And he forgot the part about the Obama sticker.
>
>
> This is not a political forum....
It could be if ya tried! :)
dual45s
Looks like a tremendous trip but you just have to take more pictures! I got
to the end and did a "what the heck?"
--
Wayne
AH 52
The road goes on forever
kickstart
> Crossing over the solid white line, passing a little tiny car hauling a
> great big trailer. He stopped for a railroad crossing (which he had
> done about 200 times previously)... so when we got started, I jumped
> around him. It's a hot spot because these two guys were just standing
> in the road pulling over everyone. Oh, well, do the crime, do the time.
> It was 'only' 90 Euro (about $130). Fuck it pay it and keep going...
> price of doing business.
>
> No Italian tickets... yet...
>
> On to Venice tomorrow! And the Lamborghini Museum.
>
> ASSHOLE#104 Len in Montefugoni
were the Griswald's from Jersey too ?
Diane Johnston
wrote:
>Tud axed:
>> Sounds like a great trip, are you taking lots of pics,
>>and will there be any riding involved?
>
>1050 so far not including today in Florence.
>No riding, lots of driving.
>http://lbpp.com/Vacations/2009_Europe/
Wow...impressive...especially for someone from New Jersey. The
President & Head-Guy-in-Charge of the famous Noggin Euro-Tours, Ltd.
would be so proud!
Driving does have a few advantages over riding - the stunning
wardrobe changes were very chique...:-) I don't think I saw the
lovely Pauline in the same outfit twice!
Looks like an amazing trip - you suck. (I know that's what he's
thinking...)
Hope you raised a glass in his honor.....
Mrs. Noggin
AH#104
Diane sed:
> Wow...impressive...especially for someone from New Jersey.
I'll take that as a compliment... especially since *you're* the
professional.
>The President & Head-Guy-in-Charge of the famous Noggin
>Euro-Tours, Ltd.would be so proud!
We just left Garmisch-Partenkirschen... a lot of excellent memories were
talked about.
>I don't think I saw the lovely Pauline in the same outfit twice!
Did I mention we brought more luggage this time?
We also have a minivan... you can pack a hell of a lot more shit than
on a GoldWing.
> Looks like an amazing trip - you suck.
>(I know that's what he's thinking...)
Good... that was my intent.
> Hope you raised a glass in his honor.....
Butt of coarse.
ASSHOLE#104 Len in Rothenburg ob der Tauber