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Chris Morton
cmo...@newsguy.com
How about a drink first?
LOL,
ed
hey you can't come in here spouting all that hatred. We are an
organazation,
a brotherhood of bikers we love each other and will ride to the ends of the
earth for each other..nazi? why the very idea..
Alan a dale'
Nah, we love ya mannnn..........
Are you that guy that does those commercials for Dunkin Donuts always saying
"Time to make the donuts"?
You're living proof of why God created Honda's.
MrScottly#54
walt
'91 fxr
HarryS
JAFGBR
JAFTJO
I better try harder if I intend to beat this guy as the most hated on this
newsgroup (ducking)
-EvilTim
"Chris Morton" <cmo...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:e08cc3bc3b425abb...@news.teranews.com...
I told you, I sent your damn alimony check last week!
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Nancy
Bitch 27
'97 xl1200c
slap my face to get my attention
"Governor Bush and I are absolutely determined that we will restore a
sense of civility and decency to the debate in Washington." -- Vice
presidential candidate Dick Cheney, during the 2000 campaign
"Go fuck yourself!" --Vice President Dick Cheney on the Senate floor,
June 2004
Morton, Morton ... Christopher Morton ... Oh! Aren't you the Hamptons
niggas? I think you caddied for my second cousin at the Nabisco Open in
'97.
Small world.
> Wow,
>
> I better try harder if I intend to beat this guy as the most hated on this
> newsgroup (ducking)
>
> -EvilTim
(booming voice)
"They call me --"
(/booming voice)
"Tim!"
Name that flick. Easy lob.
Easy?
> (booming voice)
>
> "They call me --"
>
> (/booming voice)
>
> "Tim!"
>
> Name that flick. Easy lob.
>
> Easy?
And now with the warnings about the little rabbit with the big nasty sharp
fangs? No sweat, we have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
--
Elevators smell different to midgets.
Yank mycrank to Email.
Various Jap 1977-1990
'90 XLH 1990-2003 (enough bugs in the teeth)
'03 FLHT 2003-?
Tater Salad?????
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Steve Irving (Irv) - BS#237 DCI#1
2002 FXSTDI (Moby)
http://www.nite.com/bike.html
"Be the rain, be the rain"
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Tony D
1971 R75/5 boxer
1991 1200 Sporty
2004 R1150 Rockster
SENS (less) LFS#38 PHS
BS#149 FYYFMFFY
Tater Salad!
I don't know *what* Tater Salad is, but the quote is from MP& the Holy Grail.
Tater Bug!
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Chilly Willy
NoVA BS#226 DOF#55 MANS
'04 FLHTCi - Night
www.chilly-willy.net
I haven't seen "MP and the HG" in a hellava while.....but the "They call me
Tater Salad" is a from a comedy routine I've seen a couple times, by a guy
from Texas (and I can't remember his name).
All centered around getting tossed out of a bar in NYC, getting arrested for
drunk in public, and when they ran him.....they got a hit for an AKA of
Tater Salad.......which he got after being a smart ass at 17 years old to
the Sheriff in the town of about 400 people he had grown up in........and
now the guy's in his 40's and looking pretty silly because of it. Great
bit.......
Same guy who doesn't understand why sunglasses can cost over $300, while a
27" color TV runs about $218 at Wal-Mart. Sales dood at Sunglass Hut tells
him he doesn't get it, the glasses block all the UV rays.....he tells the
dood, no maybe you don't get it....the TV decodes a digital signal that's
transmitted from a satellite in outer fucking space...........
That one went by me as well.
> but the quote is from MP& the Holy Grail.
That much I knew, even though you mis-quoted. Scroll down to the Tim wave
file:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/
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> Nancy
> Bitch 27
> '97 xl1200c
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Tud
AH#115 SENS BS#111 LFS#32 FLF MISFIT
'70 Triumph T120R Chopper "The Death Trap"
'72 Triumph T100R project
'74 Honda CB550Four "The Reliable One"
http://ah115.com
> I don't know *what* Tater Salad is
Irv sezzed:
> "They call me Tater Salad" is a from a comedy routine I've seen a
> couple times, by a guy from Texas (and I can't remember his name).
Ron ("Tater Salad") White. I just saw a rerun of "The Blue Collar
Comedy Tour" (movie) on Comedy Central. Ron was on the tour with Larry
the Cable Guy, Bill Engval ("here's your sign," although he doesn't do
that routine in the movie), and Jeff Foxworthy. I nearly laughed my
pillion off!
But then, I have a sophisticated sense of humor. <g>
Dave S.
1996 FLHR-I Road King
BS#146, DOF#181, NEWT#4, KOTOR#1, SENS, CVNS G&W, DOF # 6021, ARSE
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Dave Schultheis, San José, Silicon Valley, Santa Clara County, CA, USA
Ron White
He's funnier than...well, he's damn funny.
>
> All centered around getting tossed out of a bar in NYC, getting arrested for
> drunk in public, and when they ran him.....they got a hit for an AKA of
> Tater Salad.......which he got after being a smart ass at 17 years old to
> the Sheriff in the town of about 400 people he had grown up in........and
> now the guy's in his 40's and looking pretty silly because of it. Great
> bit.......
>
He said he got tossed out of the bar, and the cops were going to
arrest him for being drunk in 'public.' (Stress the K sound in
'public.') He told them he didn't want to be in 'public.' He said he
was drunk in the bar, and the bouncers threw him into the 'public.'
That was in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Larry the Cableguy, Jeff
Foxworthy and Bill Engvall.
I like his insights into the proper amount of force to use......
"I didn't know how many bouncers it was gonna take to kick my ass........but
I knew how many they were gonna use.....good piece of information to have"
> Nancy wrote...
>>>> (booming voice)
>>>>
>>>> "They call me --"
>>>>
>>>> (/booming voice)
>>>>
>>>
>>> Tater Salad!
>>
>> I don't know *what* Tater Salad is
>
> That one went by me as well.
>
>> but the quote is from MP& the Holy Grail.
>
> That much I knew, even though you mis-quoted.
No, I didn't. They got it wrong on the Web site.
> Scroll down to the Tim wave
> file:
>
> http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/
Yeah, well ... I still say they got it wrong.
<sfsf>
Thanks, Tud, I've just wasted 10 minutes of my life on that site!
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Nancy
Bitch 27
'97 xl1200c