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LarryInEastTn

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Nov 1, 2009, 7:48:31 AM11/1/09
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Sunday morning Bloody Marys on the house. These are not for the faint of
heart. They are made with 100% potato vodka(3 oz), a secret tomato juice
mix(5 oz), salt, pepper, Worcestershire sauce, habanera hot sauce, fresh
ground horseradish, and served with a lime wedge, & two fat olives. I know
you've never seen a garnish in this joint, but trust me, the drink just
isn't the same without it.

Now for the surprise. After a hard week of coming in here every night after
closing, scrubbing the shitters with bleach, & a sledge hammer, they are
open again. Sledge hammer you say? That's right folks, there has been a
little remodeling too. In an effort to bring more ladies into the bar (&
who doesn't want that) I've done some serious work to their crap house.

Ladies you'll be happy to know that in addition to all new tile floors,
brighter lights, new couch, larger mirror, and separate exhaust system from
the men's room(no more back flow), you also have one additional stall. No
more standing in line!

Guys, you lost a stall in the remodel, so just continue to piss in the sink.
You would anyways. BTW it is now a large stainless steel half circle model
with foot controls. You've seen the kind in industrial shops. I figure
three or four of you can piss in it at a time, while another one or two can
wash their hands. Yeah like that ever happens in this joint.

I hope everyone enjoys the new shitters, or at least stop taking a dump on
top of the pinball machine. It's starting to pile up pretty high. Speaking
of...Shirley, bring me the dust pan again!!
--
Larry AH#136
Owner, rmh VB&G


DM

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Nov 1, 2009, 9:58:25 AM11/1/09
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LarryInEastTn wrote:

>all sorts of shit

Insomnia? Sugar high from all the candy?

--
Fins BS#221 AH#135
2007 FLHTCU
I like cats. I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

another nogn

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Nov 1, 2009, 1:56:23 PM11/1/09
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"LarryInEastTn" <LarryI...@pizzacheese2.youdontknow> wrote in message
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Looks great, now if you can just get....damn missed the sink, I'm outahere.

Nasty

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Nov 1, 2009, 7:57:16 PM11/1/09
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LarryInEastTn wrote:
>
<snip a long and sexist diatribe>

Great. Another decent joint goin' to shit. Next we'll have pink ribbons
all over the fuckin' place.

Why not install a birthing center while yer at it?

Fuck.

"Gentleman"Dave

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Nov 2, 2009, 6:02:41 PM11/2/09
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"Nasty" <na...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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Don't forget a baby changing station.. Fuggiin Tennessee hillbillys can
screw up everything..

seeya
"Gentleman" Dave
BS-100 etc.


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Prescott Niles

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Nov 3, 2009, 11:56:45 AM11/3/09
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Donna A. wrote:

> Calm the fuck down! We're only going to take over 51% of the place!


Are we talking about Canada?

Nasty

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Nov 3, 2009, 2:42:28 PM11/3/09
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Donna A. wrote:

> Nasty wrote:
>> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>>>
>> <snip a long and sexist diatribe>
>>
>> Great. Another decent joint goin' to shit. Next we'll have pink
>> ribbons all over the fuckin' place.
>
> Well, I guess I'll just have to take back this drink I bought you. It
> seems you object to the cute pink ribbon I tied to it...
>
That was a coffee spittin' moment.


>> Why not install a birthing center while yer at it?
>>
>> Fuck.
>

> Calm the fuck down! We're only going to take over 51% of the place!


Add that to ya'll having 100% of the pussies and our 49% won't mean
squat (if it ever really did :-b )

Ok, pass that Jack with the pink ribbon on it back over here. Gotta move
up or move out I guess.

Maybe none a the guys will notice....

Nasty

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Nov 3, 2009, 2:44:23 PM11/3/09
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Donna A. wrote:
> LarryInEastTn wrote:
> <snippity>

>
>> Now for the surprise. After a hard week of coming in here every night
>> after closing, scrubbing the shitters with bleach, & a sledge hammer,
>> they are open again. Sledge hammer you say? That's right folks,
>> there has been a little remodeling too. In an effort to bring more
>> ladies into the bar (& who doesn't want that) I've done some serious
>> work to their crap house.
>>
>> Ladies you'll be happy to know that in addition to all new tile
>> floors, brighter lights, new couch, larger mirror, and separate
>> exhaust system from the men's room(no more back flow), you also have
>> one additional stall. No more standing in line!
> <snip>
>
> Woo hoo! But I have a complaint--where'd the 55" plasma TV go that was
> in there? And the blu-ray player? And our stack of DVD chick flicks? I
> was just going to head in there to watch Steel Magnolias again...
>

It's in the pointer's room with the triple x's.

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Invisible68

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Nov 3, 2009, 5:31:47 PM11/3/09
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"Nasty" <na...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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is that one of the pools that a person gives birth in... and while not being
used for that... I see a hot tub.. or a place to soak the feet after a long
day of riding...

Invisible68
(happy camper... getting closer to replacing my bike.... )

Invisible68

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Nov 3, 2009, 5:33:42 PM11/3/09
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"Nasty" <na...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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he is trying to break you habit of the flying pinky finger... he thinks you
might keep the pinky in contact with the glass to hide the ribbon...

Invisible68
(R&D)

Arie Bresser

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Nov 3, 2009, 5:53:36 PM11/3/09
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"Nasty" wrote...

>
> Maybe none a the guys will notice....


Nice ribbon there MARINE!

Nasty

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Nov 3, 2009, 10:04:38 PM11/3/09
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Why thankee. Got it for service above and beyond in the Far East.

Nasty

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Nov 3, 2009, 10:05:24 PM11/3/09
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Why thankee. Got it for service above and beyond in the Far East. Yup,
that's my story.

Arie Bresser

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Nov 3, 2009, 10:13:21 PM11/3/09
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"Nasty" wrote...

>
> Yup, that's my story.


Well then, stick to it.
Heh-heh-heh....
pink ribbons...
heh-heh-heh

Nasty

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Nov 4, 2009, 12:09:01 AM11/4/09
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It was classified. All I can tell ya is there was a lot of stiff
competition for the assignment.

Spunky the Tuna

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Nov 4, 2009, 12:35:56 AM11/4/09
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You have to stare at goats?

--
Spunky the Tuna


"No nation can meet this changing world unless its people, individually
and collectively, grow in ability to understand. Ability to handle the
new knowledge, as applied to increasingly intricate human relationships."
- FDR June 30, 1938

Nasty

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Nov 4, 2009, 3:47:29 AM11/4/09
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Spunky the Tuna wrote:
> Nasty wrote:
>> Arie Bresser wrote:
>>> "Nasty" wrote...
>>>>
>>>> Yup, that's my story.
>>>
>>>
>>> Well then, stick to it.
>>> Heh-heh-heh....
>>> pink ribbons...
>>> heh-heh-heh
>>
>> It was classified. All I can tell ya is there was a lot of stiff
>> competition for the assignment.
>
> You have to stare at goats?
>

I did. But I failed that test. I kept bleating and falling over.

Spunky the Tuna

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Nov 4, 2009, 1:24:57 PM11/4/09
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Me too. I hate when that happens.

Miss Anne Thrope

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Nov 4, 2009, 3:17:49 PM11/4/09
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Geez, the whole virtual saloon thing is lame enough when you guys devote
a sentence or two to it every post, but to write five paragraphs around
this pathetic premise?

I never thought I would say this, but......more Harley talk please.

JD

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Nov 4, 2009, 3:34:10 PM11/4/09
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Their wives won't let them go to a *real* bar. You want Harley talk? Go
to www.harleytechtalk.org .

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Johan Rossi

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Nov 4, 2009, 4:03:20 PM11/4/09
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"Miss Anne Thrope" <High_C...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Geez, the whole virtual saloon thing is lame enough when you guys devote
> a sentence or two to it every post, but to write five paragraphs around
> this pathetic premise?

Larry's cleaned up the premise quite a bit. Sure, it could use some work
here and there. Personally I think the holes in the wall from the pool cue
just add character. I don't mind if my feet stick to the floor in a couple
spots. I'd call the premise here a lot of things, but not pathetic.

> I never thought I would say this, but......more Harley talk please.

That's always good. I changed the oil in mine last night after work. I used
synthetic.
--
John


Steve Paul

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Nov 4, 2009, 4:27:31 PM11/4/09
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I'm fixing up the saddle bags for the Convertible. I've got the right one on
there now, but the left one needs some hardware that I'm going to have to
search high and low to find to do it right.

In the meantime, I'll probably just get the rubber well-nut, and use a
washer and an appropriate sized allen bolt. Sure is nice to have some
storage in this cold weather.
--
Steve Paul
EKIII, BS284
'93 FXRS-C "Mule"
No salt, No plans


dual45s

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Nov 4, 2009, 4:30:04 PM11/4/09
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"Miss Anne Thrope" <High_C...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Geez, the whole virtual saloon thing is lame enough when you guys devote
> a sentence or two to it every post, but to write five paragraphs around
> this pathetic premise?

Dear Miss Cute Name,

I have something for you that is not virtual. However, it involves used
trany lube, a set of stock RoadKing handlebars (left grip still attached),
you will have to disrobe, and bending at the waist. Or, recognize this place
has been here longer than you have been making poopoo in the potty instead
of your pants and will in all probability stay prettyy close to the same.
So, it would seem your choices are quite simple. Start stripping or learn to
hit the delete button and move on rather than expect too many people to give
a rabid Flamingo's butt about your desires.

> I never thought I would say this, but......more Harley talk please.

A good idea but don't expect the VB&G to conform to your personal desires.

--

Wayne
AH 52
The road goes on forever


dual45s

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Nov 4, 2009, 4:30:42 PM11/4/09
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"JD" <jdblac...@gstringmail.com> wrote in message
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By all means do.

JD

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Nov 5, 2009, 10:50:39 PM11/5/09
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I do. Quite regularly when I need to hear from
somebody that knows what they're talking about.

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Steve Paul

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Nov 6, 2009, 9:50:44 AM11/6/09
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Steve Irving wrote:
> The when you're here you're just jerking us all off???

At the group urinal?
Oh great, now I need a mind wipe.
Fuckin' gay porn...


JD

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Nov 6, 2009, 3:02:37 PM11/6/09
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I just don't bother asking here about anything
that requires any level of technical competence.
As for jerking you off; I'll send your momma with
a pair of tweezers and a 10x magnifying loupe for
that job.

dual45s

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Nov 6, 2009, 3:04:09 PM11/6/09
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<JD> wrote in message news:006f71c6$0$23692$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...

Sir, I am deeply wounded by your comment. You may expect my second to visit
you shortly to iron out the details. I would prefer ball peen hammers at 2
paces but the choice of weapons is of course yours alone.

TL Mitchell

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Nov 6, 2009, 4:39:23 PM11/6/09
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"dual45s" <dua...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote

> Sir, I am deeply wounded by your comment. You may expect my second to
> visit you shortly to iron out the details. I would prefer ball peen
> hammers at 2 paces but the choice of weapons is of course yours alone.

Wazzat a gauntlet I just saw whizzin' by? I do believe if it gets picked up
and you get cuffed in the kisser it's then *your* choice of weapons.

112


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JD

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Nov 6, 2009, 8:54:26 PM11/6/09
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Cheap talk from behind a keyboard. At 2 paces I
won't need a weapon.

JD

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Nov 6, 2009, 9:02:21 PM11/6/09
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> Why not, aren't you prepared for real answers and not just ego stroking????

If I got enough real answers here, we wouldn't be
having this conversation. As for ego, your
internet presence just isn't quite enough to make
ANY stroking you might engage in worth pursuing.


>
>
>> As for jerking you off; I'll send your momma with a pair of tweezers
>> and a 10x magnifying loupe for that job.
>

> My "momma" is dead.......nice move.

Don't want shit? Don't pass it out.

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What me worry?

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Nov 6, 2009, 9:29:57 PM11/6/09
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On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 16:39:23 -0500, "TL Mitchell"
<tlmitc...@earthlink.net> backed into a tree whilst ridin inna park
then wrote:

I never did believe in a fair fight. Shoot the fucker as he stoops to
pick up the gauntlet!

danl BS#280

TL Mitchell

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Nov 6, 2009, 9:39:25 PM11/6/09
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"What me worry?" <danXi...@gmail.com> wrote

> I never did believe in a fair fight. Shoot the fucker as he stoops to
> pick up the gauntlet!

Crude, but effective. <sfsf>

112


dual45s

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Nov 6, 2009, 10:45:11 PM11/6/09
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<JD> wrote in message news:013be208$0$10156$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...

That's what the bull thinks just before the sword goes in. As for cheap talk
from behind a keyboard, Partner you seem to be a master. I think I'm through
with this crap. Blaze away and be happy. Just be aware that has been done
about a zillion times before. I'll be glad to talk to you on some other
topic but you are going to have to find a way to dismount from that high
horse you are riding. Or not - your choice.

JD

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Nov 7, 2009, 3:20:54 AM11/7/09
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I merely told Miss Ann Thrope that if she wanted
Harley talk that there were better resources. The
response immediately devolved in someone letting
their latent homosexuality slip out to which I
answered in language needledick would understand.
Face it, this forum is way more about Harley as a
lifestyle than anything substantive.

Old Crow

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Nov 7, 2009, 6:04:39 AM11/7/09
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"JD" wrote in message news:0070ffc7$0$26893$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...

So, basically one troll to another then, heh?

FYI, lots of the guys in here are on HTT also.
We might go there for tech help, but we come here to bullshit with friends
we know from IRL meetings.

--
Old Crow
'82 FLTC(P) 'Mistress Pearl'
'87 FLTC 'Fugly'
'61 F-100
BS#133, SENS, TOMKAT, SLOB#13, MAMBM


Nasty

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A fair fight is a Hollywood concept. If you win, it was fair.

LarryInEastTn

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Nov 7, 2009, 9:46:41 AM11/7/09
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<JD> wrote in message news:0070ffc7$0$26893$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...

>
> I merely told Miss Ann Thrope that if she wanted Harley talk that there
> were better resources. The response immediately devolved in someone
> letting their latent homosexuality slip out to which I answered in
> language needledick would understand. Face it, this forum is way more
> about Harley as a lifestyle than anything substantive.

Yeah well, miss ann has been trolling here for a while, you on the other
hand don't know shit about this place, evidenced by your feeding of the
troll. How about riding out to an IRL, & meet some of us? You might be
surprised at how much experience, & collective knowledge that can be tapped
here. No one is going to spoonfeed you whatever it is you want, but we'll
be glad to lend a hand when needed, sometimes even if it means dropping
everything and travelling 1000 miles to do it. I don't remember who it was,
but someone here once said, "It's not that we hate you, we just don't know
you yet.", or something to that effect. So plan on an IRL sometime soon,
remember there's no need to be scared, Wayne is about 6'8", 365, and one of
the baddest mofos I've ever met, but I won't let him whip your ass. At
least not at your first IRL. Until then why don't you have a round on the
house, STFU, & read this http://rmhfaq.com/ while you're sitting in the
corner. Oh yeah, ignore the part about Pollard owning the bar, I bought it
last month. Shirley, set 'em all up with that week old Bloody Mary swill,
gotta get rid of it somehow.
--
Larry <~~~the ClueX4 swinging Asshole(tm)
AH#136
Owner, rmh VB&G


JD

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Nov 7, 2009, 11:57:55 AM11/7/09
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Right. She wanted more relevant Harley talk
instead of the bullshit and that's where I sent
her. Somebody had a problem with that? I've seen
you on HTT and you have to admit that the bullshit
that goes on here wouldn't fly on HTT. If it's
bullshit I want I come here; for a useful answer
to tech stuff it's HTT.

JD

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Nov 7, 2009, 12:09:37 PM11/7/09
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I'm amenable to a local IRL. I got hit by a truck
July '08 and I'm lucky to be riding at all. I've
pretty well got the Shovel's reliability range to
where it exceeds how far I can stay in the saddle.
Right now I'm good for a 75 mile radius from
Everett, WA. Next round's on me.

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JD

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Steve Irving wrote:
> JD wrote:
>> dual45s wrote:
>>> <JD> wrote in message news:013be208$0$10156$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>> TL Mitchell wrote:
>>>>> "dual45s" <dua...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote
>>>>>
>>>>>> Sir, I am deeply wounded by your comment. You may expect my second
>>>>>> to visit you shortly to iron out the details. I would prefer ball
>>>>>> peen hammers at 2 paces but the choice of weapons is of course
>>>>>> yours alone.
>>>>> Wazzat a gauntlet I just saw whizzin' by? I do believe if it gets
>>>>> picked up and you get cuffed in the kisser it's then *your* choice
>>>>> of weapons.
>>>>>
>>>>> 112
>>>>
>>>> Cheap talk from behind a keyboard. At 2 paces I won't need a weapon.
>>>
>>> That's what the bull thinks just before the sword goes in. As for
>>> cheap talk from behind a keyboard, Partner you seem to be a master. I
>>> think I'm through with this crap. Blaze away and be happy. Just be
>>> aware that has been done about a zillion times before. I'll be glad
>>> to talk to you on some other topic but you are going to have to find
>>> a way to dismount from that high horse you are riding. Or not - your
>>> choice.
>>>
>>
>> I merely told Miss Ann Thrope that if she wanted Harley talk that
>> there were better resources.
>
> So where did the comment come from about wive's not letting guys go to
> real bars?????

Jeezuz, do you really need a <sfsf> to get a joke?


>
> > The response immediately devolved in someone
> > letting their latent homosexuality slip out to which I answered in
> > language needledick would understand. Face it, this forum is way more
> > about Harley as a lifestyle than anything substantive.
>

> Nobody but you said anything gay,

I believe it was you that said, ">> The when

you're here you're just jerking us all off???"

Sounds like wishful thinking on your part.


you even insulted dead mothers....
>
> And this newsgroup has NOTHING to do with lifestyle, but you'd know that
> if you'd been here for a while.......

Been here a lot longer than you're apparently
aware of. It really *is* more about pretending to
drink than riding /wrenching your Harley. No
problem to me but don't fool yourself into
thinking it isn't about lifestyle.


Old Crow

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Nov 7, 2009, 2:25:33 PM11/7/09
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"JD" wrote in message news:00717870$0$23461$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...


Heh, I posted here about a problem I was having earlier this summer with my
shovelhead. I also posted the same question over there. The correct final
answer actually came from both places. There's lots of professional techs
here too, wether you think so or not.
MAT is a long time troll on this group and nobody would waste the time to
give him a straight answer. *He* wouldn't fly on HTT.

Old Crow

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"Steve Irving" <sd...@NOSPAMq.com> wrote in message
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> LarryInEastTn wrote:
>
>> if it means dropping everything and travelling 1000 miles to do it.
>
>
> Or 10,000........


Well hell, that's what you get for traveling east to get someplace in the
west<g>.

Old Crow

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Nov 7, 2009, 2:52:48 PM11/7/09
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"JD" wrote in message news:00717bb0$0$26901$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...


Where's Snarl when you need him?

JD

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Nov 7, 2009, 2:57:31 PM11/7/09
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I seem to recall MAT now but at the moment he/she
seemed to have a valid point. Pro techs...yeah,
well these days few pros know or care about
anything older than a twinky so I rarely hear from
them. Me, I'm not much of a fan of anything
without a kicker or chain. Not saying there isn't
any technical expertise here but getting the
benefit of it is a lot easier there than here.
Riding/wrenching a slabside already necessitates
that I'm consigned to doing a LOT more of my own
work than the typical RUB on a new bagger. If I
can't find a definitive answer from the volumes of
HD manuals on my bookshelf I sure as hell don't
need to hear somebody quack about "spoonfeeding"
when the truth is probably that he doesn't know
the answer either. I get answers without BS on
HTT. HTT *doesn't* fill the RMH niche and there's
no point in not steering someone who needs an
answer to better place to get it.

JD

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Nov 7, 2009, 3:03:27 PM11/7/09
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Who knows? Tried to connect once but he's kinda
lockstep about how an IRL's supposed to happen and
I just can't "drop everything and ride 1000
miles.". Actually , I think the quote was "travel"
1000 miles. I don't think I'm inclined to jump in
the cage for an IRL centered around Harleys.

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kickstart

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Nov 7, 2009, 6:26:58 PM11/7/09
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On Nov 7, 12:41 pm, Steve Irving <sd...@NOSPAMq.com> wrote:

> LarryInEastTn wrote:
> > if it means dropping
> > everything and travelling 1000 miles to do it.  
>
> Or 10,000........

Butt there was beer involved

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Jinks

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Nov 7, 2009, 7:39:32 PM11/7/09
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On Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:14:31 -0800, JD wrote:

<snip>


>Been here a lot longer than you're apparently
>aware of. It really *is* more about pretending to
>drink than riding /wrenching your Harley. No
>problem to me but don't fool yourself into
>thinking it isn't about lifestyle.

Larry! Kickstart! Y'all hear that?! We're just "pretending
to drink"! (Damn, did we fool my garbage man) & we got a
"lifestyle". Damn, we be movin' up in'na world!

Jinks ('86FXRS, '07FLTR)
#64
Remember, "No good deed goes unpunished"

Nasty

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Nov 7, 2009, 10:29:06 PM11/7/09
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Not just beer but free beer.

What me worry?

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Nov 8, 2009, 8:49:39 AM11/8/09
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On Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:33:04 -0500, Nasty <na...@tampabay.rr.com>

backed into a tree whilst ridin inna park then wrote:

>What me worry? wrote:
>> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 16:39:23 -0500, "TL Mitchell"
>> <tlmitc...@earthlink.net> backed into a tree whilst ridin inna park
>> then wrote:
>>
>>> "dual45s" <dua...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote
>>>
>>>> Sir, I am deeply wounded by your comment. You may expect my second to
>>>> visit you shortly to iron out the details. I would prefer ball peen
>>>> hammers at 2 paces but the choice of weapons is of course yours alone.
>>> Wazzat a gauntlet I just saw whizzin' by? I do believe if it gets picked up
>>> and you get cuffed in the kisser it's then *your* choice of weapons.
>>>
>>> 112
>>>
>> I never did believe in a fair fight. Shoot the fucker as he stoops to
>> pick up the gauntlet!
>
>A fair fight is a Hollywood concept. If you win, it was fair.

Persactically

LarryInEastTn

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Nov 8, 2009, 5:43:40 PM11/8/09
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<JD> wrote in message news:00717bb0$0$26901$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...

>
> I'm amenable to a local IRL. I got hit by a truck July '08 and I'm lucky
> to be riding at all. I've pretty well got the Shovel's reliability range
> to where it exceeds how far I can stay in the saddle. Right now I'm good
> for a 75 mile radius from Everett, WA. Next round's on me.

Wow, a slabside, kicker, *AND* chain drive. Not to mention that it'll go a
whole 75 miles from home...reliably. Damn, you must be one bad assed biker.

As far as travelling goes, well let's just say that some of us travelled to
a birthday party in OH this year http://eddiekieger.com/ From there some
of us travelled to WA for a weekend Par-Tay, and wedding. Some of us
travelled from CA to VT, then SC, & back to CA, just to be doing it, and the
free beer. Hell some of us even travelled to FL for Biketoberfest....again.

Needless to say that all that travelling was on our bikes. A few of us
broke down, borrowed bikes, broke down again, rode bitch, got tickets, got
drunk, got out of tickets...twice, and stayed over in Kenosha to replace
head gaskets in a friends garage (not a dealership). I even remember when
one of us crashed a few years ago, was in the hospital minus a lower leg,
and there were people travelling in cages to his home. It's kinda hard to
carry all the tools you'd need to retrofit a home for handicap access on a
bike.

You see, that's our "lifestyle". Now if you want to limit yourself to a 75
mile radius, and excuses not to make an IRL, that's your choice, but don't
stand there with your old skool self image, & expect any of us to give a
flying rat's ass. Now take this spoon I've been using, and dig your hole a
little deeper. Pretty soon you'll be in here talking all to yourself.

Oh yeah, no need to reply with how tough, how knowledgeable, or how much of
a real biker you are, or even what a lowly piece of ignorant shit I am,
cause we don't care. You couldn't hold a candle to our worst sewer rat
gnawing at the cheese between Shirley's toes on St Paddy's Day.....fuckwit.
--
Larry AH#136
Owner, rmh VB&G


LarryInEastTn

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"Jinks" <Ji...@thecomputer.com> wrote in message
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>
> Larry! Kickstart! Y'all hear that?! We're just "pretending
> to drink"! (Damn, did we fool my garbage man) & we got a
> "lifestyle". Damn, we be movin' up in'na world!
>
> Jinks ('86FXRS, '07FLTR)
> #64
> Remember, "No good deed goes unpunished"

Barely got the can to the curb it was so full of PBR bottles. Finally had
to break down & start using that damned recycle bin. Guess that's kinda
like pretending to drink. We did have some vodka too, about 7L of it...in a
week...between two of us...minus what you & TL guzzled. Funny thing you all
left every time anybody got in the pool. Didn't want to see a drowning, or
just didn't want to get soaked?

Lifestyle.<snerk> Wouldn't change or trade it for the world. Unless the
Powerball smiles on me.

TL Mitchell

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Nov 8, 2009, 6:59:18 PM11/8/09
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"LarryInEastTn" <LarryI...@pizzacheese2.youdontknow> wrote

>We did have some vodka too, about 7L of it...in a week...between two of
>us...minus what you & TL guzzled. Funny thing you all left every time
>anybody got in the pool. Didn't want to see a drowning, or just didn't
>want to get soaked?

Just heading for more olives while you were distracted.

> Lifestyle.<snerk> Wouldn't change or trade it for the world. Unless the
> Powerball smiles on me.

Then you could afford the JUMBO olives! Fucking magnifying-glass jars they
stick them things in ought to be outlawed.

112


JD

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Nov 8, 2009, 9:13:57 PM11/8/09
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LarryInEastTn wrote:
> <JD> wrote in message news:00717bb0$0$26901$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>> I'm amenable to a local IRL. I got hit by a truck July '08 and I'm lucky
>> to be riding at all. I've pretty well got the Shovel's reliability range
>> to where it exceeds how far I can stay in the saddle. Right now I'm good
>> for a 75 mile radius from Everett, WA. Next round's on me.
>
> Wow, a slabside, kicker, *AND* chain drive. Not to mention that it'll go a
> whole 75 miles from home...reliably. Damn, you must be one bad assed biker.

Tell ya what. I'll run over your ass with an F350
and we'll see just how much riding you're up for
next year. As for the Shovel's reliability, it was
a real POS when I got it and it took a while to
get things right. The distance limitation is more
a physical one than how far the bike is good for.

>
> As far as travelling goes, well let's just say that some of us travelled to
> a birthday party in OH this year http://eddiekieger.com/ From there some
> of us travelled to WA for a weekend Par-Tay, and wedding. Some of us
> travelled from CA to VT, then SC, & back to CA, just to be doing it, and the
> free beer. Hell some of us even travelled to FL for Biketoberfest....again.

Good for you. Before I got hit cross country trips
were routine. Count yourself lucky to be able to
do it. The only reason I can ride at all is
extraordinary luck and determination. Think hard
on that at Eddie's B'day next year.


>
> Needless to say that all that travelling was on our bikes. A few of us
> broke down, borrowed bikes, broke down again, rode bitch, got tickets, got
> drunk, got out of tickets...twice, and stayed over in Kenosha to replace
> head gaskets in a friends garage (not a dealership). I even remember when
> one of us crashed a few years ago, was in the hospital minus a lower leg,
> and there were people travelling in cages to his home. It's kinda hard to
> carry all the tools you'd need to retrofit a home for handicap access on a
> bike.
>
> You see, that's our "lifestyle". Now if you want to limit yourself to a 75
> mile radius, and excuses not to make an IRL, that's your choice, but don't
> stand there with your old skool self image, & expect any of us to give a
> flying rat's ass.

Don't expect it nor do I particularly care.

Now take this spoon I've been using, and dig
your hole a
> little deeper. Pretty soon you'll be in here talking all to yourself.

You can stop responding anytime, it wont break my
heart.


>
> Oh yeah, no need to reply with how tough, how knowledgeable, or how much of
> a real biker you are, or even what a lowly piece of ignorant shit I am,
> cause we don't care.

Talk's cheap on the 'net, besides, I wouldn't
bother waste keystrokes on what appears to self
evident to you already.

You couldn't hold a candle to our worst sewer rat
> gnawing at the cheese between Shirley's toes on St Paddy's Day.....fuckwit.

Did you dig that line out of the Mad magazines in
your shitter?

EZ

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Nov 9, 2009, 12:04:04 PM11/9/09
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On Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:14:31 -0800, JD wrote:

(who cares?)

<PLOINK!>

Ah, now it's all better!
--
_____ _____
| ____| |__ / Larry from St. Louis, MO
| _| / / SENS, MAMBM, MISFIT, TOMKAT, EKIII
| |___ / /_ BS #269 DOF #(I forget)
|_____| /____| 105th Anniversary Edition Ultra

Snag

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Nov 9, 2009, 5:46:48 PM11/9/09
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Don't hold back , Larry , tell him how you REALLY feel !
BTW , his new nickname is Richard Cranium , aka Dick Head .
--
Snag
"90 FLHTCU "Strider"
'39 WLDD "PopCycle"
BS 132/SENS/DOF


Invisible68

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"Nasty" <na...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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and you get to write history in your image...

Invisible68

Tom Malmevik

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Nov 10, 2009, 3:06:12 PM11/10/09
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JD wrote:
>
> I'm amenable to a local IRL. I got hit by a truck July '08 and I'm
> lucky to be riding at all. I've pretty well got the Shovel's reliability
> range to where it exceeds how far I can stay in the saddle. Right now
> I'm good for a 75 mile radius from Everett, WA. Next round's on me.


Interesting. I live in Everett.

--
the Grokdoc....Tom Malmevik
all that groks is god
03 Silverado "shewolf"
BS# 138.....DOF # 69
EK III, Thumper, Kelly, Agua and JoeMama ride w/ me
Unchained Brotherhood MC

JD

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Nov 10, 2009, 3:51:00 PM11/10/09
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Tom Malmevik wrote:
> JD wrote:
>>
>> I'm amenable to a local IRL. I got hit by a truck July '08 and I'm
>> lucky to be riding at all. I've pretty well got the Shovel's
>> reliability range to where it exceeds how far I can stay in the
>> saddle. Right now I'm good for a 75 mile radius from Everett, WA. Next
>> round's on me.
>
>
> Interesting. I live in Everett.
>

I'm not a big fan of group rides but I sometimes
hang at Old Strokers, Hellbent Iron or at the
occasional Puget Sound H.O.G. chapter event. Not
much chance of confusing my bike with all the
nearly identical twinkys. Maroon slabside
chopper/bobber kinda thing.

Sheep

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:23:30 AM11/11/09
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On Nov 1, 7:48 am, "LarryInEastTn"
<LarryInEas...@pizzacheese2.youdontknow> wrote:
> Sunday morning Bloody Marys on the house.  These are not for the faint of
> heart.  They are made with 100% potato vodka(3 oz), a secret tomato juice
> mix(5 oz), salt, pepper, Worcestershire sauce, habanera hot sauce, fresh
> ground horseradish, and served with a lime wedge, & two fat olives.  I know
> you've never seen a garnish in this joint, but trust me, the drink just
> isn't the same without it.

Thank you. I have a headache and that will help.

> Now for the surprise.  After a hard week of coming in here every night after
> closing, scrubbing the shitters with bleach, & a sledge hammer, they are
> open again.  Sledge hammer you say?  That's right folks, there has been a
> little remodeling too.  In an effort to bring more ladies into the bar (&
> who doesn't want that) I've done some serious work to their crap house.
>
> Ladies you'll be happy to know that in addition to all new tile floors,
> brighter lights, new couch, larger mirror, and separate exhaust system from
> the men's room(no more back flow), you also have one additional stall.  No
> more standing in line!
>
> Guys, you lost a stall in the remodel, so just continue to piss in the sink.
> You would anyways.  BTW it is now a large stainless steel half circle model
> with foot controls.  You've seen the kind in industrial shops.  I figure
> three or four of you can piss in it at a time, while another one or two can
> wash their hands.  Yeah like that ever happens in this joint.
>

Larry,

I'm sorry. I don't know where damn hippo came from that's dead in the
mens room but there is a hole where the outside wall used to be plus
the wall between the men's and ladies side is gone as are most of the
fixtures. Well not gone but there is a lot of broken porcelain on the
floor.

I think it died from severe gastronomical distress judging from the
mess in what's left of the facilities.

Would you mind getting right on it as my head is hurting too much to
even think about it right now.

Sheep
2010 FLHTK
A Jar of Clear Liquid with Fruit in it might have been involved.


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