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XR650L_Dave

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Jan 10, 2006, 12:51:42 PM1/10/06
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"I'd love to help you, but you'd just find some other dumb ass
way to shoot yourself in the foot."

"There are only 10 people in this world, those who know binary and
those that don't."

"I'm not lazy; I just have better priorities than you."

OK, so only the 1st one is great. Anyone else think of Bev (saying
that) when reading that one?

-DDave

Phil Rhodes

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Jan 10, 2006, 1:28:48 PM1/10/06
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Or: "Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am".

"XR650L_Dave" <spamT...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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FiftyPlus

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Jan 10, 2006, 1:57:23 PM1/10/06
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Love the second one ! Heard it before as
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world, those who know binary

and those that don't."

Also like : The more I learn about work & women the more I like my
dogs & motorcycles.

and:
Poor planning on your part does not constitude an emergency on my part.

XR650L_Dave

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Jan 10, 2006, 2:13:40 PM1/10/06
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" Poor planning on your part does not constitude an emergency on my
part. "

Right up there with the 7 P's to success:
Perfect Prior Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance.

-DDave

IdaSpode

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Jan 10, 2006, 6:12:04 PM1/10/06
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On 10 Jan 2006 09:51:42 -0800, "XR650L_Dave" <spamT...@yahoo.com>
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I feel more like I do now than I did before...

Or conversely

I feel more like I did before than I do now...

>-DDave

DJ

Dean H.

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Jan 10, 2006, 6:53:09 PM1/10/06
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"IdaSpode" <not@home_watching.tv> wrote in message
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.


v@l.j

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Jan 10, 2006, 8:27:47 PM1/10/06
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"XR650L_Dave" <spamT...@yahoo.com> sez:

"If it has tits or tires, its gonna be trouble."

For the ladies, `sed -e 'r/tits/testicles/g' male_version > female_version`
...

Good words of wisdom to ya,
VLJ
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FiftyPlus

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Jan 10, 2006, 9:28:57 PM1/10/06
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Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

Bob Seger

STRONGY

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Jan 10, 2006, 11:51:57 PM1/10/06
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XR650L_Dave wrote:

My karma ran over your dogma.

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

Out of my mind; back in five minutes.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Visualize whirled peas.

In America anyone can be President. That's one of the risks you take.

Gravity: it's not just a good idea. It's the law.

Stop animal testing. They're stupid and only give wrong answers.

If a man says something in the forest, and there is no woman around to
hear him, is he still wrong?

Heart Attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

philb

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Jan 11, 2006, 4:34:16 AM1/11/06
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> Heart Attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

If God didn't want you to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out
of meat.

john

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Jan 11, 2006, 11:15:02 AM1/11/06
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24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.
Beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Beer - the reason I get up each afternoon.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
God created men and rested. God created women and no-one's rested since!
I still miss my 97cr250, but my aim is getting better!
I'm a nice guy. My dirtbike is evil.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Life sucks, and it leaves some mean hickies.
Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same
reason.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The young know the rules. The old know the exceptions.

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STRONGY

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Jan 11, 2006, 5:14:26 PM1/11/06
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If God didn't want you to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them cooked.

If it won't spoil, don't eat it. If it will spoil, eat it before it does.

The Real Bev

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Jan 15, 2006, 6:36:44 PM1/15/06
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XR650L_Dave wrote:

Hey, that's just because you subconsciously remember the sig reproduced below.
I'm really a very nice and helpful person...up to a point.

--
Cheers, Bev
================================================================
"Is there any way I can help without actually getting involved?"
-- Jennifer, WKRP

john

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Jan 16, 2006, 8:22:47 AM1/16/06
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"The Real Bev" <

> XR650L_Dave wrote:
>> "I'd love to help you, but you'd just find some other dumb ass
>> way to shoot yourself in the foot."
>> "There are only 10 people in this world, those who know binary and
>> those that don't."
>> "I'm not lazy; I just have better priorities than you."
>> OK, so only the 1st one is great. Anyone else think of Bev (saying
>> that) when reading that one?
> Hey, that's just because you subconsciously remember the sig reproduced
> below. I'm really a very nice and helpful person...up to a point.
> Cheers, Bev
> ================================================================
> "Is there any way I can help without actually getting involved?"
> -- Jennifer, WKRP

My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the
voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.
john
Carpe Diem = Seize the day.
Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.


GP

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Jan 17, 2006, 11:33:55 AM1/17/06
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" For Every Animal You don't Eat, I'm Going to Eat Three "

Greg

HardWorkingDog

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Jan 17, 2006, 11:55:41 AM1/17/06
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When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

-Charles

Mike W.

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Jan 17, 2006, 2:30:58 PM1/17/06
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On 17 Jan 2006 08:33:55 -0800, "GP" <gplas...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> " For Every Animal You don't Eat, I'm Going to Eat Three "
>
> Greg

"Fuck quads"

Mike


--
Mike W.
96 XR400
70 CT70
71 KG 100 (Hodaka-powered)
99 KZ1000P

The Real Bev

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Jan 19, 2006, 12:34:30 AM1/19/06
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HardWorkingDog wrote:

> When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

When your only tool is a hammer everything looks like a thumb.

--
Cheers,
Bev
============================================
"People are too stupid to realize they are."
--JoHn DoH KeLm

HardWorkingDog

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Jan 19, 2006, 10:00:22 AM1/19/06
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In article <rxFzf.143$7i3...@fe06.lga>, The Real Bev
<bashley1...@gmail.com> wrote:

> HardWorkingDog wrote:
>
> > When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
>
> When your only tool is a hammer everything looks like a thumb.

bada bing

(no thanks needed, that was a perfect set up for ya!)

--
Charles
'99 YZ250

The Real Bev

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Jan 22, 2006, 1:53:23 AM1/22/06
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HardWorkingDog wrote:

> <bashley1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> HardWorkingDog wrote:
>>
>> > When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
>>
>> When your only tool is a hammer everything looks like a thumb.
>
> bada bing
>
> (no thanks needed, that was a perfect set up for ya!)

I wish it was me, but I stole it from somebody else.

--
Cheers,
Bev
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
'Politics' comes from an ancient Greek word meaning
'many blood-sucking leeches.' -- Mark Russell

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