"There are only 10 people in this world, those who know binary and
those that don't."
"I'm not lazy; I just have better priorities than you."
OK, so only the 1st one is great. Anyone else think of Bev (saying
that) when reading that one?
-DDave
"XR650L_Dave" <spamT...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Also like : The more I learn about work & women the more I like my
dogs & motorcycles.
and:
Poor planning on your part does not constitude an emergency on my part.
Right up there with the 7 P's to success:
Perfect Prior Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance.
-DDave
I feel more like I do now than I did before...
Or conversely
I feel more like I did before than I do now...
>-DDave
DJ
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
"If it has tits or tires, its gonna be trouble."
For the ladies, `sed -e 'r/tits/testicles/g' male_version > female_version`
...
Good words of wisdom to ya,
VLJ
--
Bob Seger
My karma ran over your dogma.
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Out of my mind; back in five minutes.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Visualize whirled peas.
In America anyone can be President. That's one of the risks you take.
Gravity: it's not just a good idea. It's the law.
Stop animal testing. They're stupid and only give wrong answers.
If a man says something in the forest, and there is no woman around to
hear him, is he still wrong?
Heart Attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
If God didn't want you to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out
of meat.
"FiftyPlus" <ald...@mich.com> wrote in message
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If God didn't want you to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them cooked.
If it won't spoil, don't eat it. If it will spoil, eat it before it does.
Hey, that's just because you subconsciously remember the sig reproduced below.
I'm really a very nice and helpful person...up to a point.
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Cheers, Bev
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"Is there any way I can help without actually getting involved?"
-- Jennifer, WKRP
My wife says I should get up and go to work, but the
voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.
john
Carpe Diem = Seize the day.
Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
Greg
-Charles
>
> " For Every Animal You don't Eat, I'm Going to Eat Three "
>
> Greg
"Fuck quads"
Mike
--
Mike W.
96 XR400
70 CT70
71 KG 100 (Hodaka-powered)
99 KZ1000P
> When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
When your only tool is a hammer everything looks like a thumb.
--
Cheers,
Bev
============================================
"People are too stupid to realize they are."
--JoHn DoH KeLm
> HardWorkingDog wrote:
>
> > When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
>
> When your only tool is a hammer everything looks like a thumb.
bada bing
(no thanks needed, that was a perfect set up for ya!)
--
Charles
'99 YZ250
> <bashley1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> HardWorkingDog wrote:
>>
>> > When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
>>
>> When your only tool is a hammer everything looks like a thumb.
>
> bada bing
>
> (no thanks needed, that was a perfect set up for ya!)
I wish it was me, but I stole it from somebody else.
--
Cheers,
Bev
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'Politics' comes from an ancient Greek word meaning
'many blood-sucking leeches.' -- Mark Russell