And yes, I do enjoy playing the straightman for any KTM jokes you can come
up with. give it your best shot....
Nate Littrell
'96 ktm 360 exc zip zoom eek bash !
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Keep The Money?
BTW, Benjamin, did you know you had a little town in Mexico named after
you? Look in northern Sonora!
George
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Delete the leading "G" in the address when replying.
>it's trivia time....
>Like I said, What does KTM stand for ?
>I've checked dealers, The KTM homepage, and local people, but no one
>knows.
>Since I ride a KTM I think I should know, nay, I have a right to know !
>
>And yes, I do enjoy playing the straightman for any KTM jokes you can come
>up with. give it your best shot....
>O.K. Here goes. (:-> Kick Twenty Minutes, Kill The Mutha, Kan't Turn Much.
>Nate Littrell
>'96 ktm 360 exc zip zoom eek bash !
>
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imay...@mindspring.com
92 YZ 250 "Enduro" It's Box Stock
79 IT 400
85 RZ 350
"Kraftfahrzeuge" is the german translation for all kind of engine powered
vehicles
"Trunkenpolz" is the name of the founder of KTM
"Mattighofen" is the town in Austria where the bikes are build
Greetings
Thore from Germany
http://www.wi-inf.uni-essen.de/~kiski/Enduro.html
'96 KTM 620 LC 4 Competition
n...@bnc106nbl.bently.com wrote in article <8601120...@dejanews.com>...
McGrath, Albertyn, Heemsbergen and Maxel... What a team! Go Zuki!
EMail -> MAXEL%MTC...@Navistar.com
RM 250, #53, Me
RM 80, #44, Tommy
KX 60, #44, Tommy & Tyler
LEM CR3, #35, Tyler
: >it's trivia time....
: >Like I said, What does KTM stand for ?
: >I've checked dealers, The KTM homepage, and local people, but no one
: >knows.
: >Since I ride a KTM I think I should know, nay, I have a right to know !
I was told, and later believed, shudda Kept The Money
: >And yes, I do enjoy playing the straightman for any KTM jokes you can come
: >up with. give it your best shot....
Ooooohhhh, you don' wanna' go there... ;)
--
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<M>erfMan Supported by: Jen, Erin, Acerbis, DNA Racing, Boysen, Twin Air,
_/ \_ FMF, Sprocket Specialists, and Slavens Racing
Disclaimer: Don't even pretend you thought I spoke for the Ford Motor Company
>And yes, I do enjoy playing the straightman for any KTM jokes you can come
>up with. give it your best shot....
>
>
Nate,
you took all the fun out of it... :-)
Kan't Take Motocross. How's that?
TMaxel
Alright Jeremy! Go TEAM Nac Nac!
>it's trivia time....
>Like I said, What does KTM stand for ?
>I've checked dealers, The KTM homepage, and local people, but no one
>knows. Since I ride a KTM I think I should know, nay, I have a right to know !
>
>And yes, I do enjoy playing the straightman for any KTM jokes you can come
>up with. give it your best shot....
>
>Nate Littrell
>'96 ktm 360 exc zip zoom eek bash !
Kan't Take Much
Tom Eidam
"When in doubt, GAS IT !!!"
I think it's Katoom.
Stumpy
Check out the KTM web site I think it has the history of KTM.
The K and The T are the initials of the two guys who started the
business- pretty sure the T is for Trinkenpolz, or something like that. .
The M is for Mattighofen, the town where KTM is located.
Probably the only serious response you will get to this post, what with
all the KTM envy out there.
Did I tell you guys I got my new 620 ? It's wonderful !
Scott Smyers
Almost wished I didn't know.
Pete
kiski wrote:
>
> KTM stands for "Kraftfahrzeuge Trunkenpolz Mattighofen"
>
> "Kraftfahrzeuge" is the german translation for all kind of engine powered
> vehicles
> "Trunkenpolz" is the name of the founder of KTM
> "Mattighofen" is the town in Austria where the bikes are build
>
> Greetings
>
> Thore from Germany
>
> http://www.wi-inf.uni-essen.de/~kiski/Enduro.html
> '96 KTM 620 LC 4 Competition
>
> n...@bnc106nbl.bently.com wrote in article <8601120...@dejanews.com>...
>Nate,
>you took all the fun out of it... :-)
>Kan't Take Motocross. How's that?
>TMaxel
Besides Kick Ten Minutes, the real German name is Königswald Technische
Motorenfabrik for the tiny and picturesque Black Forest hamlet of
Königswald-unter-Überhoff that was founded on the ancient Roman camp of
Rotaxis and where the Rotax motor manufacturer first developed and
patented the compression release.
keith - anxiety ridden XR-less searcher of the perfect bike
>it's trivia time....
>Like I said, What does KTM stand for ?
>I've checked dealers, The KTM homepage, and local people, but no one
>knows.
>Since I ride a KTM I think I should know, nay, I have a right to know !
>
>And yes, I do enjoy playing the straightman for any KTM jokes you can come
>up with. give it your best shot....
>
How about Kan`t Take Motocross?
> Besides Kick Ten Minutes...
That depends on the model. On some, KTM stands for Kick Twenty Minutes and
on others, it stands for Kick Thirty Minutes!
- Don
--
"I don't believe you can find any evidence of the FACT that I had changed government policy solely because of a contribution" - President Clinton, 3-7-97
OK, I'll try;
Known To Mangle
Keeps Torturing Me
Kills Timid Motocrossers
Kidney Tormenting Motorcycle
Kneed Trackside Meatwagon
Known Teutonic Mistake
-Tom Mahoney
Glenn
> Here's the scoop........got a KDX the stock rear tire is worn out, the tire
>size 100/100 18 My girlfriend bought me a tire for the bike for Xmass it's a
>Michelin MS11 the size of the tire is 120/90 18. Is this tire size ok to use on
>this bike ? What is the difference between the tire sizes ?? thanx in advance.
>Joey
> (note to MX TUNER ) if you read this you'll remember we talked about this
>before..I gave you the wrong tire sizes....
>
>
I'll give an IMHO on this one. For trail work I prefer to go one size
larger than the recommended size here in the northeast where trails
are mostly rocks, roots, and mud. Several reasons influence this
decision. First, I like the larger side wall for flat and rim
protection. Second, I like the larger footprint when it starts to get
real deep and muddy. I am generally a midrange rider and try not to
spin the wheel excessively. Try to be smoother and not moto in the
woods. For deep sand runs this advice goes out the window as you
will need to be able to break the tire loose and an oversize tire for
the engine will not allow you to do this easily.
Steve Jamison
aged CRE250 pilot
>Here's the scoop........got a KDX the stock rear tire is worn out, the tire
>size 100/100 18 My girlfriend bought me a tire for the bike for Xmass
The world needs more women like yours! Treat her well!
David
Ross Meyer
94 xr600r
My spokes are still tight, but not as tight as they were when they were
new....they don't have that "boynggggg" sound to them when you tap
them.....anyway, the rims are still very true also. Is there a certain
"pattern" that use use when tightening then as to not pull them out of round??
I already know not to tighten all the spokes on one side..... is there a secret
to it or is it like tightening the spokes on my old BMX and mountain
bikes.....The spoke wrench that's built into the spark plug wrench is kinda
cheezy any brand favorites that you like to use...... thanx again Joey
Don't think so, but congrats!! I was thinking of getting a 97 KTM360M/XC, but
I just bought a '94 KX500 last night.. it was MINT, about 20 hrs on it, never
even been on its side, gas in it was a year and a half old.. and the owner was
an ex-motocrosser so it was all tuned and dialed in for the climate.. it's just
perfect! See ya on the trails!
> Scott Smyers
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>-------------------------------------<
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\-------------------------------------/
>MX Tuner
>P.S. I still want your wife's sisters number
>
>
Sorry MX, you'll have to earn your own. They just don't give national
supercross numbers to any twinkie. :-)
Steve
>Troy, whats up with your posts, I get a blank space then the sig. Is
>it me or is this what everybody else see's?
>
>Glenn
>
>
>tma...@aol.com wrote:
>
>>
>>
No that is just the very latest in AOL stealth technology.
White text on a white background. Plus it will double the
"bandwidth" because you still have room for another
post right on top of it!
David
(disgruntled AOL user)
The Michelins are sized differently from all other brands. A 120
Michelin is the same size as a 100 Dunlop or Bridgestone. You will
LOVE the MS11!!
>Like I said, What does KTM stand for ?
Kick The Mother!!!
MX Tuner
> On Sat, 05 Apr 1997 03:59:15 GMT, mxt...@atl.mindspring.com (Mark
> Klein) wrote:
>
>
> >MX Tuner
> >P.S. I still want your wife's sisters number
> >
> >
> Sorry MX, you'll have to earn your own. They just don't give national
> supercross numbers to any twinkie. :-)
> Steve
> LOL LOL LOL I couldn't stop Laufing !!!! Joey
And all this time I thought it stood for:
"Kick Twenty Minutes"
-Pat
Darel Domdey
97 300 EXC
95 620 RXC (Too much fun, I'm going to jail!)
-----------------------------------------------------
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-----------------------------------------------------
>it's trivia time....
>Like I said, What does KTM stand for ?
>I've checked dealers, The KTM homepage, and local people, but no one
>knows.
>Since I ride a KTM I think I should know, nay, I have a right to know !
>
>And yes, I do enjoy playing the straightman for any KTM jokes you can come
>up with. give it your best shot....
>
>Nate Littrell
>'96 ktm 360 exc zip zoom eek bash !
Good question, Nate--
I think KTM means Kronreif-Trunkenpolz-Mattighofen
I know the founder was Hans Trunkenpolz before WWII,
the company was founded in the town of Mattinghofen,
but Kronreif? A common German name, and there are companies
by that name, so maybe it was a partner of Hans? Not sure on this one.
I'll cross post this to the German motorcycle group--they'll know the
answer! Hope this helps!
Jon
__ratbikeracing____________________<<<<<<<<-00............
>KonTinuous Maintenance.
>
>
<LOL>
I like this one the best!! Never heard this one!
TMaxel
Alright Jeremy! Go TEAM Nac Nac!
Tag zusammen!
jonb wrote in [33473345...@news.lava.net] concerning
,,Re: What does KTM stand for ?'':
> Good question, Nate--
> I think KTM means Kronreif-Trunkenpolz-Mattighofen
It means "Kraftfahrzeuge Trunkenpolz Mattinghofen" and I'm quite sure
this can be found somewhere on the homepage.
BTW: Kraftfahrzeuge means motor vehicles.
> I'll cross post this to the German motorcycle group--they'll know
> the answer! Hope this helps!
There you go. :)
flo
Florian Ilgenfritz - 90451 Nuernberg, GER - mail: f...@flo.franken.de --
Honda CBX 550 F - The ACME Thunderer! - black'n'red - 94 db - 30 Mm ---
Nate,
The K stands for Koenig (Austrian/German for King) nothing to do with
Shayne King.
The T stands for Trunkenpoltz (The name of the family that founded the
company).
The M stands for Mattighoffen (The small Austrian town near the swiss
bordrer were the factory is located.
Rob Hunter
http://home.xtra.co.nz/hosts/Motocross
SCAREY
Warren Murray <q885...@mail.connect.usq.edu.au> wrote in article
<3347E3...@mail.connect.usq.edu.au>...
>I think KTM means Kronreif-Trunkenpolz-Mattighofen
no, it means *Keine Tausen Kilometer*
e.g. *Not 700 Miles*
that means KTM-Worker have done a good Job ;-))
Pokal oder Spital
(Sieg oder Flieg)
http://privat.schlund.de/TschauderRainer/
http://home.pages.de/~Tschauder/
from Rai...@ifas.rwth-aachen.de
FZR/TPH/FDH/SOS/...
No no no, 'Keine Tausend *METER*'
or another common one: Kick ten minutes :)))
Ciao Joachim
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--
Stan "biff master" Schweitzer
> there is not a JAP bike as well made , or that
>has the quality of a new KTM.
<LOL>
Scarey, your scaring me.... your taking this a little seriously aren't you?
Hey, KTM is getting the riders this year, lets see what happens. As a
former KTM owner, I dis-agree with your KTM view. Don't take me
wrong, I loved the bike, but it was a bitch to work on and COSTLY!
Hey, if your going to take KTM slams to heart, you better find another
newsgroup! KTM could win three consecutive Championships and they
will still be slammed in RMD! Its MX nature. :-)
TMaxel
P.S. The KTM stands for Kurtious TMaxel! :-)
>no, it means *Keine Tausend Kilometer*
***********
Must have been at times the KTMs were named KTK!
>
>e.g. *Not 700 Miles*
>
>that means KTM-Worker have done a good Job ;-))
>
IMHO the right translation is: K ein T ouren M otorrad
(no touring bike)
Hans
Q_
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'_ / _/
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Mai '96-Juli'96 Suzuki GSF600N Bandit (Schei** Dose)
seit Juli '96 CBR 600F (macht eh mehr Spaß als die Bandit)
--------------------------------------------------------------
Mail: Hans.Ang...@t-online.de
Oder. Hansu.Bian...@t-online.de
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Gee, I think the power is kind of friendly. OK, I admit it. I'm afraid
to sit on it while its running. ;)
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95 KTM 300 MX/C "Sissy"
94 KTM 550 MX/C "Cupcake"
90 Intruder 1400 "Suzie"
Lynn 96 XR100 "Putt-Putt"
--
KTM 620 RXC (LC4)
und nichts anderes
5-Facher GruppenSieger der Granada - Dakar '96
e-mail:
rdow...@uriacc.uri.edu
> Here's the scoop........got a KDX the stock rear tire is worn out, the tire
>size 100/100 18 My girlfriend bought me a tire for the bike for Xmass it's a
>Michelin MS11 the size of the tire is 120/90 18. Is this tire size ok to use on
>this bike ? What is the difference between the tire sizes ?? thanx in advance.
>Joey
> (note to MX TUNER ) if you read this you'll remember we talked about this
>before..I gave you the wrong tire sizes....
>
Hi Jo--
If you were running a 100/100 18, you probably have a 100cc or 125cc
bike? The 120/90 18 will have shorter sidewalls (the 90 vs the 100),
so that is ok...*but*...the 120 is a lot bigger (wider) than your
100/100 was...and the tire may be too big to fit in the swingarm.
Try taking the back wheel off and see if the bare tire will even fit
in the swingarm without rubbing. If you have lots of room on both
sides, ok, but if it is close (1/4" or so), don't chance it. If you
mount the tire, it might be offset to one side and still ride.
If you haven't mounted the tire on the rim, you can probably exchange
it for a smaller tire that will fit, but if you mount it, it will
become a "used" tire and they won't let you exchange it.
jon
__ratbikeracing____________________<<<<<<<<-00............
Das kenne ich auch auch noch "Keine Tausen Meter" und "Kinder Tret Mobil"
-children kick mobile?!
Du schicktest am 07.04.97 zum Thema Re: What does KTM stand for ?
folgenden Text auf die Datenleitung:
> >no, it means *Keine Tausend Kilometer*
> ***********
> Must have been at times the KTMs were named KTK!
> >
> >e.g. *Not 700 Miles*
> >
> >that means KTM-Worker have done a good Job ;-))
> >
>
> IMHO the right translation is: K ein T ouren M otorrad
> (no touring bike)
Wasn't it: KartoffelTretMaschine? ;-)
Christian
--
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eMail: goc...@pizza.merlin.nrw-online.de
http://www.merlin.nrw-online.de/~pizza/
> Das kenne ich auch auch noch "Keine Tausen Meter" und "Kinder Tret Mobil"
> -children kick mobile?!
Bitte? No mein freunden the real meaning of KTM is:
Kitsch Technical Muppet.
--
*XR400R*
Hooligan Mode - 17" Supermotards with Dragon Corsas
Race Head - 21/18 Pirelli Sandcross in the Nadgery Stuff
BOF Mode - 21/18 MT21 Rallycross out on the Trail
*HRC Kit Pending*
Posting email is a real domain and anti Spam tactic. Replies to that
address will disappear into the ether.
Real reply Email is: jo...@motorcycle.co.uk
Mmm, don't know about the reliability side of things . . . friend of
mine bought a KTM-250, was out for a quiet ride one day soon after
purchase, next thing back wheel locks up and he skids to a halt. Pulls
in clutch and the bike rolls forward - heart sinks. Seized piston,
stuffed bore. KTM replaced it under warranty, only after much umming and
ahhing and making excuses and trying to blame the rider. They reckon
it's the only case of it they've had in Australia.
Oh and then it blew the flasher unit for the indicators. So I'm just
going to go ahead and make a wild generalisation from this and say ALL
KTM's are unreliable!
But having said that I've ridden the thing and power-wise it is FILTHY!
'fraid they're just too esoteric and expensive to maintain/accessorise
for me to consider one a viable purchase tho.
Nononooo - it means "Kick Ten Minutes". Seriously.
Gruss, Radbert
--
GL 650 / CB 250 RS : Buscando la fiesta Squid 16.95 RRR#89
;-)
Mike Simmons
>If you were running a 100/100 18, you probably have a 100cc or 125cc
>bike? The 120/90 18 will have shorter sidewalls (the 90 vs the 100),
>so that is ok...*but*...the 120 is a lot bigger (wider) than your
>100/100 was...and the tire may be too big to fit in the swingarm.
The Michelin 120 is the SAME SIZE as most all other 100's.
MX Tuner
KTM are built in AUSTRIA (we dont have Kanguroos) and not in Germany!
Just wanted to get that straight!
Scotty!
Ihr habt ja mal wieder gar keine Ahnung! ;-)
You nuts!
KTM = Kick twenty minutes
oder
KTM = Kein Tuning moeglich ( no tuning possible)
Tschuess, Stefan
Good,Bad, and Ugly.
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About ten minutes, and then their feet get tired and
they sit down.
/* dan: THE Anti-Ged -- Ignorant Yank (tm) #1, none-%er #7 */
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=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=~~=
Been thinkin', you got to mellow slow; takes time, you pick a
place to go, and just keep truckin' on. -- The Grateful Dead
As a rule of thumb, 125's and 200's should have a tyre of 100/100.
250's should go for 110/100 and over 250's should have 120 - I think.
I had a magazine article somewhere but I dunno where so I am going from
memory here.
By running a wider tyre on the rim the first problem is that the engine
will bog down because of the increased grip. I don't know if it will
cause damage to the bike, (as long as it fits inside the swing arm) but
keeping it to the original spec's is advisable.
Exchange that tyre for one that is the same size as the original if you
can..............
Hope this helps.
Julian.
Space Cadet wrote:
>
> On Fri, 04 Apr 97 10:40:10 GMT, pat...@pop.erols.com (Jo Jo) wrote:
>
> > Here's the scoop........got a KDX the stock rear tire is worn out, the tire
> >size 100/100 18 My girlfriend bought me a tire for the bike for Xmass it's a
> >Michelin MS11 the size of the tire is 120/90 18. Is this tire size ok to use on
> >this bike ? What is the difference between the tire sizes ?? thanx in advance.
> >Joey
> > (note to MX TUNER ) if you read this you'll remember we talked about this
> >before..I gave you the wrong tire sizes....
> >
> Hi Jo--
>
> If you were running a 100/100 18, you probably have a 100cc or 125cc
> bike? The 120/90 18 will have shorter sidewalls (the 90 vs the 100),
> so that is ok...*but*...the 120 is a lot bigger (wider) than your
> 100/100 was...and the tire may be too big to fit in the swingarm.
>
> Try taking the back wheel off and see if the bare tire will even fit
> in the swingarm without rubbing. If you have lots of room on both
> sides, ok, but if it is close (1/4" or so), don't chance it. If you
> mount the tire, it might be offset to one side and still ride.
>
> If you haven't mounted the tire on the rim, you can probably exchange
> it for a smaller tire that will fit, but if you mount it, it will
> become a "used" tire and they won't let you exchange it.
>
> jon
>
> __ratbikeracing____________________<<<<<<<<-00............
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.
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KTM:
Kick Till Monday! :-)
-mw
'96 KTM 360 SX
__________________________________________________________
Mark Warren <mwa...@xwear.com>
Race Wear Distribution Inc., Toronto, ON, Canada
--Strength, Skill and Determination are important...But IMAGE is
everything!--
Keiner Ahnt Was An Schrott Alles Käuflich Ist
Carsten
>Question of the week:
>what does Yamaha, Honda and Kawasaky stands for?
>
>
Championships?!?! <LOL>
(Thanks for not including Suzuki ;-)) After this year, Suzuki will stand for
a '97 SX and MX Championship in the 250s! Go JMG!!!
O.K., I have that out of my system now.
TMaxel
Ich
Kenne Aber Wesentliche Argumente Sich An Kawasaki Interessieren
zu müssen.
Deswegen sag ich euch jetzt was YAMAHA heißt :
1.) Yoghurtbecher, Aber Mit Aufgeklebter Hupenknopfbedienungs -
Anleitung
oder
2.) Yetibeförderung Auf Möhre, Am Himalaya Anzutreffen
oder , und das interessiert vielleicht die Andrea Trampler am meisten...
aber ich glaub die hat gar keine Yamaha.....
3.) Yoga Aufm Motorrad : Aber Hallo Andrea
und SUZUKI :
Saumöhre, Und Zwar Unterste Kategorie : Ihhhhhh
Gruß,
Wolfgang
--
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e-mail : Wolfgang...@alpirsbach.netsurf.de
IRC-nick : Rixe
oder
Keep Trying Munchkin
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Lead Hrdwr. Tech. wco...@pyramid.com 1992 Suzuki Katana 750 "suzi"
"I'd rather be hunted as a wolf than slaughtered like a sheep..."
"Life is what happens while you're making other plans..."
>In article <334C2C...@rzaixsrv2.rrz.uni-hamburg.de>,
>Stefan Bigalke <hf6...@rzaixsrv2.rrz.uni-hamburg.de> wrote:
>>Hi!
>>
>>Ihr habt ja mal wieder gar keine Ahnung! ;-)
>>You nuts!
>>
>>KTM = Kick twenty minutes
>>
>>oder
>>
>>KTM = Kein Tuning moeglich ( no tuning possible)
>
>oder
>
>Keep Trying Munchkin
Keep This shit off de.rec.Motorrad.........
n...@bnc106nbl.bently.com wrote in article <8601120...@dejanews.com>...
> it's trivia time....
> Like I said, What does KTM stand for ?
> I've checked dealers, The KTM homepage, and local people, but no one
> knows.
> Since I ride a KTM I think I should know, nay, I have a right to know !
>
> And yes, I do enjoy playing the straightman for any KTM jokes you can
come
> up with. give it your best shot....
>
> Nate Littrell
> '96 ktm 360 exc zip zoom eek bash !
>
> -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====-----------------------
> http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet
>
>und SUZUKI :
>
>Saumöhre, Und Zwar Unterste Kategorie : Ihhhhhh
>
>
HaHahahahaaaa!
<whisper mode on>
(Guys, what the hell did he say? Did he pick on Zuki? If so, I think
its time for WWIII) <grin>
<whisper mode off>
HHHHHhaaaahaaaaa
Nein,das kommt aus der Landwirtschaft!
KTM = KartoffelTransportMaschine
Tschau Markus
>Pope John Paul schrieb im Beitrag
>> > what does [...] Kawasaki stands for?
>>
>> Keiner Ahnt Was An Schrott Alles Käuflich Ist
>
>Ich
>Kenne Aber Wesentliche Argumente Sich An Kawasaki Interessieren
>zu müssen.
>
>Deswegen sag ich euch jetzt was YAMAHA heißt :
>
>1.) Yoghurtbecher, Aber Mit Aufgeklebter Hupenknopfbedienungs -
>Anleitung
>
>oder
>
>2.) Yetibeförderung Auf Möhre, Am Himalaya Anzutreffen
>
>oder , und das interessiert vielleicht die Andrea Trampler am meisten...
>aber ich glaub die hat gar keine Yamaha.....
>
>3.) Yoga Aufm Motorrad : Aber Hallo Andrea
>
>
>und SUZUKI :
>
>Saumöhre, Und Zwar Unterste Kategorie : Ihhhhhh
>
>
>Gruß,
>Wolfgang
>
>
>--
>Wolfgang Hermann
>e-mail : Wolfgang...@alpirsbach.netsurf.de
>IRC-nick : Rixe
>
>If you would translate these into English, we could all enjoy them!
>
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imay...@mindspring.com
92 YZ 250 "Enduro"
It's Box Stock
79 IT 400
85 RZ 350
>Keep This shit off de.rec.Motorrad.........
Ok, everybody, Janice has spoken.....
MX Tuner
>>und SUZUKI :
>>Saumöhre, Und Zwar Unterste Kategorie : Ihhhhhh
>HaHahahahaaaa!
><whisper mode on>
>(Guys, what the hell did he say? Did he pick on Zuki? If so, I think
>its time for WWIII) <grin>
><whisper mode off>
>HHHHHhaaaahaaaaa
I think it was something about womens underwear.....
MX Tuner
Ok, obwohl ich denke daß dies eigentlich zuu blöd ist um auch noch ins
Englische übersetzt werden zu müßen:
> >1.) Yoghurtbecher, Aber Mit Aufgeklebter Hupenknopfbedienungs -
Anleitung
Yoghurt beaker , but with a guidance for the horn button sticked on.
> >2.) Yetibeförderung Auf Möhre, Am Himalaya Anzutreffen
Yeti transportation on a carrot (bad bike), to be found at the Himalaya
> >3.) Yoga Aufm Motorrad : Aber Hallo Andrea
Yoga on the motorcycle : hey you, Andrea !
Gruß,
Wolfgang
Hey Wolfgang, thanks for the interpretation. That message must have been
one of those 'crossposts' I've been hearing about.
wiliedog/1500d/black/red
Thomas Gates <wili...@prysm.net> wrote in article
<335010...@prysm.net>...
There is no warranty on any of the big 4 in any other country either, why would
Singapore be excluded? Read the manual, it says that if there is something
wrong with the bike when you buy it you're outta luck.
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If he translated them then they wouldn't be ackrnims (sp). It's a good
thing I'm taking German in High school. They are funny.
Stumpy
: If he translated them then they wouldn't be ackrnims (sp). It's a good
: thing I'm taking German in High school. They are funny.
Gee, thanks for the translation.
--
Bruce Clarke AMA 356285 '90 Kawasaki EX-500 Victoria, B.C., Canada
brcl...@islandnet.com
For motorcycle FAQs, try looking at http://rmr.cecm.sfu.ca/RMR
I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there, and I don't want to have to
see you every day.
I had a CR125 that blew the CDI after 15 minutes. The dealer pointed
very quickly to the sales contract that said "no warranty". There is no
excuse for it breaking, but at least they made good on it. I like KTMs,
and have no trouble with them.
--
Caribou 78 KTM 250 (AHRMA 626) "Katie"
95 KTM 300 MX/C "Sissy"
94 KTM 550 MX/C "Cupcake"
90 Intruder 1400 "Suzie"
Lynn 96 XR100 "Putt-Putt"
Who said that?
Come on, come on - I'll find out anyway.
Gruss, Radbert
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GL 650 / CB 250 RS : Buscando la fiesta Squid 16.95 RRR#89
ACKRNIMS?!?! You couldn't come any closer than *that*?!
> It's a good
> thing I'm taking German in High school.
Take my advice: postpone the Deutsch. You, son, need to take
_English_. And =pay attention= this time.
(Wow. I _expect_ misspellings, but this one wasn't even on the
right *continent*.)
/* dan: THE Anti-Ged -- Ignorant Yank (tm) #1, none-%er #7 */
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Dan sputtered:
: Stumpy wrote:
: >
: > If he translated them then they wouldn't be ackrnims (sp).
: ACKRNIMS?!?! You couldn't come any closer than *that*?!
Well, I like it. Its the way acronyms would be spelled if English
were rational...
: > It's a good
: > thing I'm taking German in High school.
: Take my advice: postpone the Deutsch. You, son, need to take
: _English_. And =pay attention= this time.
: (Wow. I _expect_ misspellings, but this one wasn't even on the
: right *continent*.)
Ah, come on Dan, its got a lot of the same letters *and* its phonetically
correct.
sas
President and Head Girl, Nasty Girlie Gang
Ignorant Yank (tm) #3
DOD #1456
>
> Dan sputtered:
> : Stumpy wrote:
> : >
> : > If he translated them then they wouldn't be ackrnims (sp).
>
> : ACKRNIMS?!?! You couldn't come any closer than *that*?!
>
> Well, I like it. Its the way acronyms would be spelled if English
> were rational...
>
>
> : > It's a good
> : > thing I'm taking German in High school.
>
> : Take my advice: postpone the Deutsch. You, son, need to take
> : _English_. And =pay attention= this time.
>
> : (Wow. I _expect_ misspellings, but this one wasn't even on the
> : right *continent*.)
>
> Ah, come on Dan, its got a lot of the same letters *and* its phonetically
> correct.
>
yeah, dan. blame it on "hooked on phonics," if nothing else.
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Shirley Soldin wrote:
>
> Dan sputtered:
> : Stumpy wrote:
> : >
> : > If he translated them then they wouldn't be ackrnims (sp).
>
> : ACKRNIMS?!?! You couldn't come any closer than *that*?!
>
> Well, I like it.
You *would*.
> Its the way acronyms would be spelled if English
> were rational...
When I were younger, I worked on exactly that thing: making English
spelling more predictable and consistent (if not outright rational).
Added a few rules, dropped useless things like double consonants,
made useless or redundant letters like 'c' and 'q' useful and
important again ('c' replaced the 'ch' combination, and 'q' the
'th' as in 'this'), and decreed that all vowels at the ends of
words became long vowels. It needs a few diacritical marks to be
complete (which I can't render in ASCII), but, in that most perfect
of worlds, "acronyms" would be spelled:
akronimz
So, he's *still* wide of the mark. And, since he didn't have my
Perfected Spellings (tm) to work with, he just plain _blew_it_
by any standard of English spelling.
And you forgot the apostrophe in "It's".
> : > It's a good
> : > thing I'm taking German in High school.
>
> : Take my advice: postpone the Deutsch. You, son, need to take
> : _English_. And =pay attention= this time.
>
> : (Wow. I _expect_ misspellings, but this one wasn't even on the
> : right *continent*.)
>
> Ah, come on Dan, its got a lot of the same letters *and* its phonetically
> correct.
Syur, it iz. Howevur, korekt speling iz mor qan fonetiks. It's eze
hwen yu no how; it's also obveus hwen yu du not. Sum uv us hav it,
and uqurs ar just pretendurs tu qe thron. Yu tel me hwic iz hwic.
It's so eze, a cild kan du it propurle.
/* dan: QE Anti-Jed -- Ignorant Yank (tm) #1, nun-%ur #7 */
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Qe boy'z got a voys, but qe voys iz hiz natural disgiz; yes,
qe boy'z got a voys, but hiz wurdz don't konekt tu hiz iz.
-- Pol Simun, 'O, Mareun'
> Syur, it iz. Howevur, korekt speling iz mor qan fonetiks. It's eze
> hwen yu no how; it's also obveus hwen yu du not. Sum uv us hav it,
> and uqurs ar just pretendurs tu qe thron. Yu tel me hwic iz hwic.
^^^^^
You misspelled "qron"
--
Alan R Zeleznikar
Besides,
In high school Deutsch it is that he is taking.
Auf Wider Than
Bama (don't not speak a word nor of it) Brian
'97 Notabeemer
Dirtywally
96 KTM 250 EXC
Nope. My spelling, my rules. 'q' replaces 'th' in words like
'this' and 'that', while 'th' is still used in words like
'throw' and 'thing'.
We pe[n]dants do not *make* mistakes like that.
/* St. Dan the Pedantic: The Anti-Ged, IY (tm) #1, none-%er #7 */
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