Sick practical jokes(off subject sort of)
STORMBR...@webtv.net
BSing I won't say what company. But he told me that one of s co-workers
took a dump in a shoebox and left it in the back of some other guy's
pick up truck. I couldn't believe it. Then he goes on to tell me about
the day they did the same thing only put it the drawer of another guy on
a Monday and he came in with a cold and couldn't smell a thing. He said
the entire office smelled terrible. Another thing they do is put half
eaten egg mcmuffins in a desk and leave in there untill the person
starts to look for the smell. I thought at first it was just story
telling but after talking for a few I'm sure he was telling the truth.
My god does this happen in other work places? LOL How nasty. Funny but
nasty. It thought some of the things we've done at work were bad but
they don't compare to this. Anyone else have any good practical jokes
they have pulled at work?
http://community.webtv.net/STORMBRINGER32/LittleLegends
http://www.poliniminicross.com
Tim O.
wrote:
[snip]
>they don't compare to this. Anyone else have any good practical jokes
>they have pulled at work?
I heard the actor George Clooney tell a great one on the Howard Stern
Show. It's similar to the ones you were talking about.
When he was younger and staying with a room-mate, the roomie had a
kitten that was constipated.
He took it to the vet, and the vet gave him some medicine, telling him
to keep an eye on the cat, and see it it went to it's litter box.
When he was away, George took a shit in the cats box.
The roomie came back and saw a turd in the litter box that was bigger
than the kitten and freaked out.
I was laughing so hard when he told the story I had to pull of to the
side of the road.
Tim
Doc Holliday
Grease on their car door. On other objects around the shop. We had a
russian guy work with us who was just learning to speak eglish and we
teach him oscene word in place of other words. That rump rangers were a
branch in our military and he would say he was one from Sanfransico so
do'nt mess with him. As stupid as this one is we would make tails and
signs and tape them to him as he was leaving for lunch and they would
stillbe there when he came back from BK. The best was the tape ball wars
we would have. I nailed this Bangladesh (may be spelled wrong LOL) right
in his upper lip at about 20 feet and split it wide open swell up and he
almost cried. He told me I changed his face and he was going to scare
his daughter when he got home because he did not lookthe same. LOL They
go on and on. Work used to be fun. Now it sucks.
SRXfreak
would that type sense of humor needs a good asskicking.
Mark"SRXfreak"
JWillm600
real god damn hard with a big checkered head framing hammer, I cracked up and
thought it was the funniest thing ever, he thought it was so funny he almost
pushed me off a roof
Joseph
Tom Stock
Hah it's funny that you bring this up. On Monday we put a sardine in my
boss's phone. We put it right inside the handset. The best part is that he
is gone for a 4 day weekend. On Monday, that thing should be pretty ripe!!
Other things we've done:
Put some fruit in a can and labeled it "extra ram", and put it in the
equipment closet. After a month or so, a new coworker found it and thought
"Oh cool... I could use this in my computer at home!" SURPRISE!
Greased all the doorknobs with black grease.
Put black printer toner on the black phones.
Rigged up a rubber band contraption in my cubicle that would cause a rubber
band to fire after about a 1 minute delay, and hit a coworker across from
me. I'd rig it up, make sure he saw me leave, and come back in 5 minutes.
He'd always be staring at me with a dazed and confused look when I came
back. He never did figure out how I did this.
The best part, was that I managed to rig up the same thing on someone elses
desk! I'd go over, talk to them as I put the rubber band in place (without
them noticing), and would walk away. After about 30 seconds or so I'd hear
"THWAP!"..."HEY!! STOP SHOOTING ME WITH RUBBBER BANDS!! What?? It wasnt
me??"
Ah..... what fun!
-tom
Mike Hetrick
>they don't compare to this. Anyone else have any good practical jokes
>they have pulled at work?
We like to start Fruit Fly ranches in pint milk containers. Put a hunk of
banana in there and water it every couple of days and soon enough.. Viola'!
Fruit Flys. Now make sure to place this in someones book shelf and everytime
they go for a book a bazillion little bugs fly around. If they don't put 2 and
2 together you can get quite a few days entertainment out of it.
Michael Hetrick (OldFart)
'00 YZ 426F
'00 Ducati Monster
'73 Kawasaki H1
roost4u
and pour a pint or so of milk on the floor of your buddys car. It wont stain
and he wont notice till..................OH MY F***ING GOD!!!!!!!!
Very putrid and hard to get rid of.
Rick
Riding in the rain is better than no riding at all.
93 KX250 (my new trail bike and loaner)
00 KX250 (just had to get something new from Y2K)
92 XR100 (a little something for the wife)
STORMBR...@webtv.net wrote in message
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I was on the phone will one of my sales reps yesterday and we were just
BSing I won't say what company. But he told me that one of s co-workers
took a dump in a shoebox and left it in the back of some other guy's
pick up truck. I couldn't believe it. Then he goes on to tell me about
the day they did the same thing only put it the drawer of another guy on
a Monday and he came in with a cold and couldn't smell a thing. He said
the entire office smelled terrible. Another thing they do is put half
eaten egg mcmuffins in a desk and leave in there untill the person
starts to look for the smell. I thought at first it was just story
telling but after talking for a few I'm sure he was telling the truth.
My god does this happen in other work places? LOL How nasty. Funny but
nasty. It thought some of the things we've done at work were bad but
they don't compare to this. Anyone else have any good practical jokes
they have pulled at work?
http://community.webtv.net/STORMBRINGER32/LittleLegends
http://www.poliniminicross.com
Peter Patton
home......literally! It was a 3 floor nursing home with 120 or so patients.
I found an out of the way phone, dialed the overhead speaker number, and put
a full volumed rock radio station right next to it. It was a good 15 minutes
before they found it. The house rocked that night!
Peter
STORMBR...@webtv.net wrote:
> I was on the phone will one of my sales reps yesterday and we were just
> BSing I won't say what company. But he told me that one of s co-workers
> took a dump in a shoebox and left it in the back of some other guy's
> pick up truck. I couldn't believe it. Then he goes on to tell me about
> the day they did the same thing only put it the drawer of another guy on
> a Monday and he came in with a cold and couldn't smell a thing. He said
> the entire office smelled terrible. Another thing they do is put half
> eaten egg mcmuffins in a desk and leave in there untill the person
> starts to look for the smell. I thought at first it was just story
> telling but after talking for a few I'm sure he was telling the truth.
> My god does this happen in other work places? LOL How nasty. Funny but
> nasty. It thought some of the things we've done at work were bad but
> they don't compare to this. Anyone else have any good practical jokes
> they have pulled at work?
>
> http://community.webtv.net/STORMBRINGER32/LittleLegends
> http://www.poliniminicross.com
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Peter Patton
JWillm600 wrote:
Now we're talking funny! I love watching 'Itchy and Scratchy.'
>
>
> Joseph
~*Darah*~
Well You know that spray thing that comes with your sink sometimes? well
I Tied A rubber band around it so if she turned on the water, the water
would come squirting out all over of the place...She came in from
outside, and she went to wash her hands, as soon as she turned the water
on it came squirting out all over her, and got all over our kitchen
floor..Well, Just To shorten It up I got ground for the rest of the
day!!! C-Ya
Matt Porritt
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In article <87xH4.137306$_G1.11...@news1.sttls1.wa.home.com>,
Nduro
guys toolbox, stitch together the legs on his overalls, put a running hose
in his overalls pocket whilst he was washing his hands, etc.
The following aren't really jokes but my uncle had the shits with one of his
neighbours so he;
Put prawns in the little vents in front of the windscreen on the guys car on
a hot summerday.
Poured acid on the guys tinroof whilst they were a sleep.
Arranged for a ton of manure to be delivered to the guys frontlawn.
Ordered pizza and taxis to go the airport under a false name.
Poured battery acid on the guys laundry whilst he had the washing on the
line to dry.
Stabbed the guys tyres on average once a week.
Just a tad beyond the joke perhaps.
Dave Sparkman
>Anyone else have any good practical jokes
>they have pulled at work?
When I used to work on drilling rigs in the oil patch we
used to look forward to when cement service crews were at
the rig to cement casing. We'd fill up the boots with cement
of co-workers that were A-holes, you know the type, it seems
we all work with at least one or two of them. Great fun.
A few weeks ago me and some buddies at work taped an open
can of sardines under the bosses desk, it got pretty ripe. So now
I have to be careful because he's a practical joker get even type
of guy too. I wish he would just get even, I'm tired of being so
paranoid at work waiting for something to happen.
-Dave-
YZ 125
NMDRC # 131
TSCEC # 432
RMEC # 3030
Andy Mullins
of a turd. I put it in a case of printer paper that was stored in the
restroom and left it thinking the other technician would find it. Well a
little later I hear our secretary scream. Since the other tech was out I
was able to blame it on him. At my new job we don't play practical jokes on
each other. We have daily wrestling matches.
--
Andy Mullins
2000 Honda XR650R
<STORMBR...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:8941-38E...@storefull-257.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> I was on the phone will one of my sales reps yesterday and we were just
> BSing I won't say what company. But he told me that one of s co-workers
> took a dump in a shoebox and left it in the back of some other guy's
> pick up truck. I couldn't believe it. Then he goes on to tell me about
> the day they did the same thing only put it the drawer of another guy on
> a Monday and he came in with a cold and couldn't smell a thing. He said
> the entire office smelled terrible. Another thing they do is put half
> eaten egg mcmuffins in a desk and leave in there untill the person
> starts to look for the smell. I thought at first it was just story
> telling but after talking for a few I'm sure he was telling the truth.
> My god does this happen in other work places? LOL How nasty. Funny but
> nasty. It thought some of the things we've done at work were bad but
> they don't compare to this. Anyone else have any good practical jokes
> they have pulled at work?
>
>
> http://community.webtv.net/STORMBRINGER32/LittleLegends
> http://www.poliniminicross.com
>
James Lince
worked in a drafting department and we had a couple of fellas that could
fart up a storm, so much so that they would do this as a joke, with everyone
watching, one of the fellas would walk over to the bosses area, talk quite
civilized to the boss (who was a very straight company man, no sense of
humor at all) and let a very, very, very bad gasser. We'd all watch and
listen to the boss (in a drafting room it's all open area), deal with this
the best he could and try not to notice, but finally there would be that
pause and the face would wrinkle up, and we would all just die laughing. I
don't think the boss ever figured out what was going on, these guys must
have pulled this once a week. Man where they smelly on demand, they had it
down to an art.
Jim
roost4u <mcmu...@home.com> wrote in message
news:MUxH4.137424$_G1.1...@news1.sttls1.wa.home.com...
> This is the best one I have ever heard of. Wait till a nice hot sunny day
> and pour a pint or so of milk on the floor of your buddys car. It wont
stain
> and he wont notice till..................OH MY F***ING GOD!!!!!!!!
>
> Very putrid and hard to get rid of.
> Rick
> Riding in the rain is better than no riding at all.
> 93 KX250 (my new trail bike and loaner)
> 00 KX250 (just had to get something new from Y2K)
> 92 XR100 (a little something for the wife)
>
> STORMBR...@webtv.net wrote in message
> <8941-38E...@storefull-257.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
Peter Patton
Peter
~*Darah*~ wrote:
--
Peter Patton
Andy Mullins wrote:
> At the place I worked before I rolled a chocolate power bar into the shape
> of a turd. I put it in a case of printer paper that was stored in the
> restroom and left it thinking the other technician would find it. Well a
> little later I hear our secretary scream. Since the other tech was out I
> was able to blame it on him. At my new job we don't play practical jokes on
> each other. We have daily wrestling matches.
........with your secretaries? :)
>
>
> --
>
> Andy Mullins
>
> 2000 Honda XR650R
>
> <STORMBR...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:8941-38E...@storefull-257.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> > I was on the phone will one of my sales reps yesterday and we were just
> > BSing I won't say what company. But he told me that one of s co-workers
> > took a dump in a shoebox and left it in the back of some other guy's
> > pick up truck. I couldn't believe it. Then he goes on to tell me about
> > the day they did the same thing only put it the drawer of another guy on
> > a Monday and he came in with a cold and couldn't smell a thing. He said
> > the entire office smelled terrible. Another thing they do is put half
> > eaten egg mcmuffins in a desk and leave in there untill the person
> > starts to look for the smell. I thought at first it was just story
> > telling but after talking for a few I'm sure he was telling the truth.
> > My god does this happen in other work places? LOL How nasty. Funny but
> > nasty. It thought some of the things we've done at work were bad but
> > they don't compare to this. Anyone else have any good practical jokes
> > they have pulled at work?
> >
> >
> > http://community.webtv.net/STORMBRINGER32/LittleLegends
> > http://www.poliniminicross.com
> >
--
Talen
He said while at a logging camp there was one camp asshole they
gothim totally plastered(whisky) then he went to bed while he was
sleeping a guy went in and tied the guys bootlace to the mans
tool(Sex orientated) then placed the boot on the mans face. Then
he quickly left the tent the guy woke up grabbed the boot and
tossed it resulting in imense pain will everyone laughed..
Kris
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STORMBR...@webtv.net
we lived in Berkley my dad planted new grass in the front yard and put
up posts with string and little flags on it. One of the kids on the
block would run through the string and across the yard everyday on his
way home from school. Well my dad didn't like the kid to begin with so
he drove some 2x4's into the ground real deep. Then he bought some
really strong test line and wrapped it around a few times. Then he went
in the house pulled up a chair and waited. Sure as shit here comes the
kid from the bus stop see's my dad put up the new line and get's into
full gear. So at top speed this kid hit's this test line and stretches
it few feet until the spring back whip's him backwards rolling across
the driveway ass over head over and over. He said he rolled at least
three times. LOL. My dad said he laughed so hard he almost pissed
himself. Yep dad always did have a good sense of humor. Still does too.
I would have loved to see it. Oh the kid never ran across the law after
that either. LOL
http://community.webtv.net/STORMBRINGER32/LittleLegends
http://www.poliniminicross.com
Matt Porritt
Came into work on monday... unlocked the toolbox and WTF??!!?
Spent most of the day chipping it off my tools and trying to clean vernier,
micrometer etc..
--
Matt Porritt
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>From: "Nduro" <frii...@fl.net.au>
In article <38ef149e$1...@news.syd.fl.net.au>, "Nduro" <frii...@fl.net.au>
wrote:
Pete Plassmann
1. At thr starting line of a big race, we were staged in lines. Our
"buddy" was on the first row. As they flagged the first wave off, we held
on to and lifted the rear of his bike, so his tire just spun. He thought he
dropped his chain! Took hi a minute to figure out what happened.
2. During one long, hot ride in AZ, we all "christened" a guys new, air
cooled 4 stroke with urine. It stank for weeks.
3. Holding you hand over your buddies muffler while he's trying to start
the bike is fun, too.
Pete P>
Jay C
> Rigged up a rubber band contraption in my cubicle that would cause a
rubber
> band to fire after about a 1 minute delay, and hit a coworker across from
> me. I'd rig it up, make sure he saw me leave, and come back in 5 minutes.
> He'd always be staring at me with a dazed and confused look when I came
> back. He never did figure out how I did this.
Reminds me of when I worked for one of our Nation's biggest military
contractors. One of my co-workers and a night janitor were having a war of
sorts, leaving each other things to irritate the other each day/night. He
asked for my help, and I designed a trash-can buzzer made from a rubber band
the size of a fan belt. The band was attached and streched actoss the
bottom of a plastic trash can in his office and wound about a million times
with a huge paper clip in the middle covered with metal-tape. When the can
was lifted, the band spun, creating a "BRAPPPPPP" sound - much like the old
rattlesnake in the envelope trick. The funny part was that the can acted
like a megaphone, and the sound was more like an uncorked YZ426 on steriods.
Poor janitor almost had a heart attack.
Jay
Tim Fulcher
>contractors. One of my co-workers and a night janitor were having a war of
>sorts, leaving each other things to irritate the other each day/night. He
>asked for my help, and I designed a trash-can buzzer made from a rubber
band
>the size of a fan belt. The band was attached and streched actoss the
>bottom of a plastic trash can in his office and wound about a million times
>with a huge paper clip in the middle covered with metal-tape. When the can
>was lifted, the band spun, creating a "BRAPPPPPP" sound - much like the old
>rattlesnake in the envelope trick. The funny part was that the can acted
>like a megaphone, and the sound was more like an uncorked YZ426 on
steriods.
>Poor janitor almost had a heart attack.
>
I HAVE to remember this one <LOL>
Tim
Jim Cook
Speaking of the oil field; About 20 years ago, I was working
derricks for a well service contractor. When I climbed up the derrick
one day, one of the other floor hands lit a rag hanging out of my back
pocket. I got thirty feet up the derrick before I "felt the heat".
<g>
Another time, (Well, I was kind of mouthy in my younger days, ), when
I climbed down, out of the derrick for lunch break, the gang pusher
said, "I told you not to piss out the top of the derrick anymore."
Then, he and the other two crew members grabbed me and hooked the rod
hook into the loop in the rear of my safety belt. The gang pusher then
cranked the pulling maching back up and, with the draw-works and
pulling cable, lifted me 70 feet in the air and left me swinging while
they all went to lunch. I swung back and forth until I could get
ahold of the side of the derrick. Then, I climbed up the derrick
to get some slack and unhooked myself, before climbing back down to
eat my lunch,also
Once, when working on the maintainence crew at a refinery, I saw one
of the guys taking the seeds out of a hot pepper and mixing it in a
Red Man package. I asked "What's Up?", and was told to wait and see.
It seems that the "Lead Man" for the crew was bad about bumming a chew
and these guys were mixing up some retribution. When one of them got a
chew later in the day, sure enough "Bob" wanted one too. The crew
member tossed the doctored pkg to Bob. After 5 minutes, Bob left the
job site. When he came back, he had left his teeth in the shower
house. His mouth was too blistered for him to wear his false teeth for
a week. He never bummed another chew that I am aware of.
On 08 Apr 2000 14:08:10 GMT, dspa...@aol.com (Dave Sparkman) wrote:
>When I used to work on drilling rigs in the oil patch we
>used to look forward to when cement service crews were at
>the rig to cement casing. We'd fill up the boots with cement
>of co-workers that were A-holes, you know the type, it seems
>we all work with at least one or two of them. Great fun.
>
>-Dave-
>YZ 125
>NMDRC # 131
>TSCEC # 432
>RMEC # 3030
Jim Cook / Wudsracer
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Kurt
out of the closet.......man was he pissed at me....also sent him a bunch of
crossdresser email stuff and told him it was his first american p*ssy
now any time i tell him somthing he asks sombody else to make sure
Dudley Cornman
A computer operator and a janitor that use to work night shifts alone
here used to be into sneaking around trying to scare the crap out of
each other. They about gave each other heart attacks several times. The
funny thing was they both got so jumpy that several times I accidentally
caused them to jump right out of their skins. A couple times they
ambushed the wrong people too.
dsc - acssysdsc
xrTodd
project or another and had one of those Men Working signs with the
orange flags coming out at 45 degree angles. Kids from the local high
school thought it was funny to drive by and yank the flag out through
an open car window (they just slide in). My buddy screwed the flag to
the sign one day. Brand new black Firebird drives by, grabs the flag,
which pulls the metal sign right up against that beautiful shiny black
door. Scraped all the way down the side once he let go.
The moral of the story, it's difficult to get away with the same
annoying trick more than once. If you are dumb enough to try it a
second, third, etc. time, then beware!
xrTodd
In article <8941-38E...@storefull-257.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
STORMBR...@webtv.net wrote:
> I was on the phone will one of my sales reps yesterday and we were
just
> BSing I won't say what company. But he told me that one of s co-
workers
> took a dump in a shoebox and left it in the back of some other guy's
> pick up truck. I couldn't believe it. Then he goes on to tell me about
> the day they did the same thing only put it the drawer of another guy
on
> a Monday and he came in with a cold and couldn't smell a thing. He
said
> the entire office smelled terrible. Another thing they do is put half
> eaten egg mcmuffins in a desk and leave in there untill the person
> starts to look for the smell. I thought at first it was just story
> telling but after talking for a few I'm sure he was telling the truth.
> My god does this happen in other work places? LOL How nasty. Funny but
> nasty. It thought some of the things we've done at work were bad but
> they don't compare to this. Anyone else have any good practical jokes
> they have pulled at work?
>
> http://community.webtv.net/STORMBRINGER32/LittleLegends
> http://www.poliniminicross.com
>
>
--
xrTodd
'00 XR400R
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towhat goes on in the field!!!when were out in the middle of nowhere you
have to go....naturally....so we got in the habit of using a bag in a 5
gallon bucket in the back of the truck.....leaning against a tree was
gettig old since we would have to walk or take the quad at least 500
hundred yards for some cover...well.....on a really hot hot day i had to
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I was slated to perform bring-up diagnostics on a large mainframe computer
system <read: VERY expensive>. After pre-spoolup checks, I fired the system
off. It started smoking and I quickly shut it off. I began to use a
multimeter to debug but could not find the source of the trouble. I fired
off the system again and it started smoking like crazy. Nearly pannicking,
I shut it down and started checking everything much more carefully.
Meanwhile, I notice these guys off to the side some distance splitting their
sides. One of them had snaked a long chunk of vacuum hose through the
system and was blowing cigarette smoke through it when I'd power it up.
Theis story is from Robert Pease of National Semiconductor...
He made a 'growler' that was a sort of microphone with a feedback network
and speaker. He had it hidden in the ceiling of his cubicle office and
tuned to the vocal frequency of one of his annoying bosses who had a habit
of camping out in his cube and bitching about things. It worked by
listening to his voice and generating an annoying audible squeal while he
spoke. After a short time, the problem boss went away to find another sap
to P&M on. (I can dig up schematics for the circuit if anyone wants them)
I had a high school physical education class with a buddy, one day we were
in the gym standing in line for role.
Happened to look over to my buddy Steve, and noticed he was dancing a rather
peculiar jig. He could not stop.
He quietly left shortly afterward -in a disturbing sort of agony and did not
return.
later that day I caught up with him at lunch and asked what happened.
He replied that somebody had juiced his jock with 'BenGay'.
He was still a bit...hot about it. <pun intended>
Kyle
Jay C <stu...@tp.net> wrote in message
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> Tom Stock <tom....@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:o%wH4.7069>
> > Rigged up a rubber band contraption in my cubicle that would cause a
> rubber
> > band to fire after about a 1 minute delay, and hit a coworker across
from
> > me. I'd rig it up, make sure he saw me leave, and come back in 5
minutes.
> > He'd always be staring at me with a dazed and confused look when I came
> > back. He never did figure out how I did this.
>
> Jay
>
>
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>
Chris & Sue Trigwell
small holes in it. then pop it in the door cavity of your worst enemys car.
Do it in the summer, and he will have only one option.......to take it to
the wreckers and be offered a pittance for it.
This is fair dinkum, so only do it if you hate the person with a ferver!
Also on a lighter note, fill the vents of a mates car with those little
polystyrene balls that they fill beanbags with. Turn his fan on max, and
wait till he gets in to turn on the ignition. INSTANT SNOWSTORM! It will
take forever to clean the little buggers out too!
Cheers, ChrisXR250R Australia.
Brian McGarry <sca...@execpc.com> wrote in message
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JOKERKX250
>out of the closet.......man was he pissed at me....
Lol...this sounds familiar.....
An asian guy we work with....used to think flipping the bird meant good
luck....he found out the police have enough good luck...lol...
..years ago...another guy that used to work with us...who was a regular joker
and trickster..got a bit of a surprise one day on his way home. He had just
bought a new Jeep..and was riding home wondering why this dude on a motorcycle
was flipping him the bird...had something to do with the sign on the back of
the jeep saying he was outta the closet...and thought bikers were punks or
somethin...lol...
Another guy at my work...got me and a friend real good ..this is a real
neato..lol.
We were driving home in my Hot Rod Lincoln... that we carpooled in...when all
of a sudden...we hear this loud ass rattling under the car...sounds like my
exhaust had dropped and rattling around. or somethin worse....
.. turns out he tied a load of strung cans up under the car....held up by
solder ....that melted when the pipe got hot....they drop...and I was
freaking!!..LOL....that was a classic!!.....ahh..the good times of fun
rivalry...
JOKER....(Steve)
'98KX250 ( Dad's Mx special! )
'88KX250 (napping in the basement..)
'88KX60 (Junior's delight...Tables and Doubles!!..need new springs quick!!)
'80Italjet50 ('lil Deano's future ride!!)
??? Quad/bike for mom soon!!
"Lets Rock!"
Jim F
99 seirra 2500 6.0 liter
kx 500 mooor poowwwer
Jim Cook
It's nice to see you in these parts.
Pony
while. A guy who lived down the hall had this nasty habit of strolling
into his "house" and using Inkee's hand cream as hair gel... so one day
Ink dumped out the hand cream and filled the bottle with good old
fashioned Elmers glue. Sure enough, the guy strolled in, dumped a bunch
in his hand and slapped it in his hair. That cured him of that nasty
habit. The only bad thing about it was when Inkee forgot he had put the
hand cream into the Elmers bottle and tried to glue together some sheets
of tattoo artwork with Jergins lotion...
ted
left it in the driveway overnight before a race. You should have seen his
eyes when he backed up and saw it laying there.
We also used to have a deer leg which we would lay in the bottom of the
vending machine at work. Most people don't look, they just reach their
hands in - big surprise when they feel fur :-).
Ted
JOKERKX250 <joker...@aol.comscrwspam> wrote in message
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Tim Fulcher
>of a sudden...we hear this loud ass rattling under the car...sounds like my
>exhaust had dropped and rattling around. or somethin worse....
>.. turns out he tied a load of strung cans up under the car....held up by
>solder ....that melted when the pipe got hot....they drop...and I was
>freaking!!..
How 'bout using a big cable tie on the prop shaft. Go and it makes a hell of
a racket against the tunnel. Stop and it stops. Takes weeks to find.
Tim
David Jones
<averk....@Spam.micron.net.> wrote:
>I thought I should add a few.
>
<snip>
>When I was still living in Europe, we would bring in a treat like
>donuts or things like that. One of those is like a Jelly Belly but its
>filled with cream. One day we hollowed on out and re-filled it with
>Bearing Grease (TAKE A BIG BITE)
Geez Ad, I was thinking you and I might ride together sometime, now I
don't know, but if we do I'll be certain I keep a very close eye on my
lunch.
>BRGDS Ad,
David Y2KTM2E
Email: djo...@cyberhighway.net
http://www.cyberhighway.net/~djones/
Home of the "The Very Unofficial RMD Page"
Dudley Cornman
>
>
> Once, when working on the maintainence crew at a refinery, I saw one
> of the guys taking the seeds out of a hot pepper and mixing it in a
> Red Man package. I asked "What's Up?", and was told to wait and see.
> It seems that the "Lead Man" for the crew was bad about bumming a chew
> and these guys were mixing up some retribution. When one of them got a
> chew later in the day, sure enough "Bob" wanted one too. The crew
> member tossed the doctored pkg to Bob. After 5 minutes, Bob left the
> job site. When he came back, he had left his teeth in the shower
> house. His mouth was too blistered for him to wear his false teeth for
> a week. He never bummed another chew that I am aware of.
I like hot peppers and I like Red Man... Wonder how it would sell in stores?
dsc - acssysdsc
Dudley Cornman
> I worked with some practical jokesters...
> I was slated to perform bring-up diagnostics on a large mainframe computer
> system <read: VERY expensive>. After pre-spoolup checks, I fired the system
> off. It started smoking and I quickly shut it off. I began to use a
> multimeter to debug but could not find the source of the trouble. I fired
> off the system again and it started smoking like crazy. Nearly pannicking,
> I shut it down and started checking everything much more carefully.
> Meanwhile, I notice these guys off to the side some distance splitting their
> sides. One of them had snaked a long chunk of vacuum hose through the
> system and was blowing cigarette smoke through it when I'd power it up.
We used to have some drives that had a air gap between head and platter
smaller than a smoke molecule (at least that what I was told). His
prank could have crashed those disks if the smoke got past the filters.
Then the yoke would have been on him. :)
dsc - acssysdsc
Jay C
>
> I like hot peppers and I like Red Man... Wonder how it would sell in
stores?
At least as good as caffeinated beer or Oreo cookie filling in a Cheese-Whiz
can (another two of my ingenious inventions).
Jay
Wesley Grass
--
What, chocolate cake frosting on Ritz crackers ain't good enough for you?
Wes
Jay C
> |> At least as good as caffeinated beer or Oreo cookie filling in a
Cheese-Whiz
> |> can (another two of my ingenious inventions).
> What, chocolate cake frosting on Ritz crackers ain't good enough for you?
Mmmmmmmmmm.... frosting.
Homer
MVCronk
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| Dudley Cornman <acss...@acs.eku.edu> wrote in
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| > I like hot peppers and I like Red Man...
Wonder how it would sell in
| stores?
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cookie filling in a Cheese-Whiz
| can (another two of my ingenious inventions).
You and a buddy of mine would get along just fine.
He used to gross me regularly with his home made
grape jelly, cheesewhiz and chocolate sauce on
wonderbread sandwiches.
No joke.
Gawd! How he could eat that every day is beyond
me.
Mark
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Andy Mullins
He calls me wanting me to fix it. I pulled a wheel and brake drum and told
him it was a loose spring in the brakes. I sent him in the house to get me
a flashlight so I could see to fix it. While he was in there I cut the ties
off his drive shaft. He bought me a pizza and 12-pack of beer for fixing it
thinking a mechanic would have charged him $100 or more
--
Andy Mullins
2000 Honda XR650R
Tim Fulcher <timjf...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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john
baby power in the wife's hair dryer.
GenController
the heater on.
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