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roost4u

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Aug 6, 2003, 2:17:39 PM8/6/03
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Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut. I
warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's the
crying type)

Let em fly.
--
Rick
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1993KX250
1992XR100


John Arnett

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"roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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This is the same Rick on the KX at Baumgartner? Gut? What gut? Have you
been talking to your camera again? Better yet, does it answer?

I'd help, but I'm not the spiteful type. Know what I mean, Bugs?


Murray

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Aug 6, 2003, 3:00:08 PM8/6/03
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On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 18:17:39 GMT, "roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net>
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>Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut. I
>warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's the
>crying type)

Dude, you mean your not pregnant. Sorry to hear that.
>
>Let em fly.
Marie Osmond

Germy McWrath

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Aug 6, 2003, 3:14:26 PM8/6/03
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Print this page out and tell her that anything on this page would be an
improvement:
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/billy-bobs/billy-bobs-page-2.html

You could swap in this gal's name instead of "Yo mama" to any of these.
a.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like
its throwin' up gang signs.
b.. Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
c.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her
tongue is in jail.
d.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.
e.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the
hardware store.
f.. Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green.
g.. Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe
that shit if you want to."
h.. Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental
insurance.
i.. When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to
kick a field goal.
j.. Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal.
k.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter
knife.
l.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.
m.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.
n.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into
lemonade.
o.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste
testing butter scotch.
p.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he
told her to smile.
q.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes
light up.
r.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church,
everybody said "I see the light!"
s.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it
was corn.
t.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the
Yellow Brick Road.
u.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.
v.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
w.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.
x.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox.
y.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the
Simpsons. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie
in her mouth.
z.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft
Singles pack.
aa.. Yo mama's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the
cavity creeps.
ab.. Yo mama's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her
chest.
ac.. Yo mama's teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.
ad.. Yo mama's teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with
Mr. Ed.
ae.. Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.
af.. Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth.
ag.. Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
ah.. Yo mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just
gummed it to death.
ai.. Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth. Yo mama's got shark teeth.
aj.. Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout
"Give me a bite."
ak.. Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
al.. Yo mama's teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them.
am.. Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose.
an.. Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one
mile."
ao.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.
ap.. Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in
jail.
aq.. Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
ar.. Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her
pocket.

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Peer Lovell

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Here you go. A plethora of big teeth jokes.
Have fun.


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Brian McGarry

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Aug 6, 2003, 4:25:00 PM8/6/03
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roost4u <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut.
I
> warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's
the
> crying type)
>
> Let em fly.

Rick, for what it's worth:

Never a wise move to bag on woman that can dish it out, but not take it.
She may like you and this is her inappropriate way to test the waters.
If that's not it, hurting her feelings, will more than likely back fire
against you.
Anyway the best way to handle any woman is with kid gloves.


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David Levy

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Aug 6, 2003, 5:19:06 PM8/6/03
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Gee thanks Dr. Phil.

Make her cry.

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> Brian is absolutely right. Don't do it.
>
> I expect between McGarry and me this is about 90 years experience talking.
>
> Kurt
>
>
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roost4u

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Aug 6, 2003, 5:58:26 PM8/6/03
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That's me. I do have a bit of a gut but that's beside the point.

IT WAS A CAMCORDER!!!!!!! Video is lame without narration.


--
Rick
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roost4u

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Aug 6, 2003, 6:04:50 PM8/6/03
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I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three
times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In my
book she is asking for it.

--
Rick
2000KX250
1993KX250
1992XR100
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Brian McGarry

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Aug 6, 2003, 6:17:04 PM8/6/03
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"roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message

> I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three


> times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In
my
> book she is asking for it.

She's asking for it alright, but are you Man enough to satisfy her?


PymerOne

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Aug 6, 2003, 6:26:09 PM8/6/03
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"roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> schreef in bericht
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> I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three
> times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In
my
> book she is asking for it.

Are you married to her that you *have* to give her everything she asks for?

Grtz, P1

Jeff Howe

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> Gee thanks Dr. Phil.
>
> Make her cry.
>

Damn straight, I'm with Levy on this one all the way.


Dirt Crashr

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Aug 6, 2003, 7:04:13 PM8/6/03
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On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 22:04:50 GMT, "roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net>
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>I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three
>times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In my
>book she is asking for it.
>--
>Rick

That kind of harrassment would be enough to get her fired here in CA.

LightsOut

Brian McGarry

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Aug 6, 2003, 7:09:52 PM8/6/03
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Yeah well Mr.Turn'in a Wrench for a liv'in, how many 'got the fire burn'in
down below' chicks have you worked with?

They can get pretty weirded out when they get the urge to merge.

It's all hormonal....nothing more, she just want's a little attention.

Anyway, stick around Jeff and get posting on that Mobile 1/Castrol oil
thread. Mark needs a little attention too.

XRConnie

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Aug 6, 2003, 8:16:17 PM8/6/03
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HEY!!!!! enough of the teeth jokes ...LOL..I just got a root canal that turned
into an implant today!!nothing like having an inch and half metal post screwed
into your upper jaw!!
Actually it didnt hurt and still doesnt..and it looks damn good too!!

Connie

90 XR100R

Germy McWrath

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Aug 6, 2003, 9:29:49 PM8/6/03
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Crikey this guy McGarry is an invertebrate.
What's sauce for the goose is good for the gander.
Bombs away.

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Brian McGarry

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Aug 6, 2003, 9:42:33 PM8/6/03
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Oh yeah whenever I try to offer advice to protect the fairer sex I get
jumped on. Go ahead make your jokes, just be sure to post back that I was
right all along.

The price we pay for nookie is very high and I'm not talking about dollars
......Why limit your nookie opportunities. Where's the percentage in making
her the butt of your jokes. Even if she isn't nookie'able other nookie will
be watching.
Kali, Connie, Tami it's time to jump in here and straighten these boys out
on the facts of nookie.

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Mike W.

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On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 18:17:39 GMT, "roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote:

>Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut. I
>warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's the
>crying type)
>
>Let em fly.

Walk away... mean never feels as good as you think it will.

Mike


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Germy McWrath

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Aug 7, 2003, 12:57:38 AM8/7/03
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C'mon McG,
Right, so let ol horseteeth keep bustin his balls so that he can snivel
around and maybe, just maybe beg for a piece o @ss? F that. If I've gotta
turn myself into a conniving sniveler I can do without the pushups--which is
what doin the hokey pokey will amount to with this foul tempered shrew.
Damn few mean people (female or male) respond positively to pacifism. What
they do respond to is getting their @ss handed to them in a bucket. Hand
'em some smashmouth and they figure our pretty quickly that busting your
nads is a bad option for them....


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XRConnie

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Aug 7, 2003, 4:34:35 AM8/7/03
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Brian wrote<>Kali, Connie, Tami it's time to jump in here and straighten these

boys out
>on the facts of nookie.

I have to admit..Brian has come to my defence on a few occasions...all of which
have been greatly appreciated.
Dont forget..women are way more sensitive to comments..and can be severely
hurt easily.
But..that doesnt excuse her for being hurtful towards others and something
should be done to make her stop.If you are the only one she's picking on then
..quess what??..she likes ya and its her way of talkin to ya.
But I do also believe..if she can dish it out she better be able to take it.I
know I can dish it out with the best of them..but I can also take it ..and
believe me..I have plenty about myself to laugh about.
Its your call

Connie

90 XR100R

PymerOne

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Good for you Connie!!!!
Glad the drugs agreed with you.
Life does have it´s good moments...cherish them, if they outnumber the
really bad moments life is called "good".

Grtz, P1

>
> Connie
>
> 90 XR100R


john

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Aug 7, 2003, 7:37:05 AM8/7/03
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"my big belly makes your beauty shine all the more in this
otherwise dull office.... "
or some other twist to turn her teasing into a compliment.
you will have to practice that one in front of a mirror to pull it
off, because you will have an audience, and one slipped up
word or laugh will make you look silly. this will more than
likely get you the result you are looking for: she will stop
teasing you and you will regain the respect of the rest of
the crazy's at work.
john
you might want to lay it on really thick with a supper low bow.

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Brian McGarry

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Aug 7, 2003, 8:13:47 AM8/7/03
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Well well well Mr. McW, you speak as if you are controlled by a primitive
reptilian brain.
What woman worthy of nookie'seekable would respond to "hand them some smash
mouth" Until you develop a frontal lobe, enjoy your nookie'hand.

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Brian McGarry

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"XRConnie" <xrco...@aol.com> wrote in message

> If you are the only one she's picking on then
> ..quess what??..she likes ya and its her way of talkin to ya.

Is Big Teeth only talk'in to ya?
This is starting to sound like the "Swallow Hal" movie, where the Jason
Alexander character is afraid of a serous relationship, because she might
find out about his own special problem.
In the movie he's dating this gorgeous girl, but he breaks up with her using
the excuse, that her second toe is longer that her big toe (big teeth).


Murray

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On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 18:17:39 GMT, "roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net>
wrote:

>Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut.

Be proud of your gut! When ever she mentions anything about it, lift
your shirt, give it a rub and say "Every man needs a shed over his
power tools".

MurMan

Germy McWrath

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Aug 7, 2003, 10:11:11 AM8/7/03
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McG, even with your highly advanced cortex, you totally missed the point. A
woman worthy of nookie doesn't need any pushback. A hag repeatedly busting
on a guy about his gut for no good reason does. The comment isn't really
even gender specific, it goes for guys and gals equally. Aggressive, rude
people don't tend to treat snivelers and pacifist people very well--they
tend to just get more aggressive. That's why this cranky broad has been
*repeatedly* busting on roost. There is no need for her to stop (in your
approach), no negative reinforcement to shape her nasty behavior.

As for me, no need for the nookie hand. I've never tried to be Don Juan,
but never had problems finding a woman who wasn't in the business of being
sour and mean. Hey McG, if you wanna date those kinds of chix, have at it.
However, you might be even more of a chick magnet if you actually grew a
spine. Your new handle is McMilquetoast.

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GP

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Aug 7, 2003, 12:16:15 PM8/7/03
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> Walk away... mean never feels as good as you think it will.
>
> Mike

Well said. Listen to this man.
Greg P.

Mike Baxter

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On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 18:17:39 GMT, "roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net>
wrote:

>Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut. I


>warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's the
>crying type)
>
>Let em fly.

The stables called earlier looking for you. Apparently the horses
need their teeth back.

Mike Baxter...2000 GG EC300...1997 GG JXT270...Timekeepers MC

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Germy McWrath

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Aug 7, 2003, 12:46:26 PM8/7/03
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*Don't* listen to this man. It's not a matter of feeling good about
retaliating. It's a matter of not reinforcing bad behavior in a bad actor.
Roost has already told her multiple times to lay off the gut jokes. It's
time to give some negative reinforcement for that behavior. Some of you
dewds are friggin Neville Chamberlain except even weaker.


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David Levy

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Aug 7, 2003, 12:56:59 PM8/7/03
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That's crap. I can attest to the fact that being mean to a nitwit that has
insulted you for no reason *does* in fact make you feel good. Additionally,
it's good for the nitwit. Maybe they will think twice before insulting for
no reason. That will make the nitwits feel better about themselves.

What is wrong with you people? Am I going to have to start attending to
your moral dilemma's?

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David Levy

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Aug 7, 2003, 12:58:10 PM8/7/03
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My child will go to sleep at 8:30 pm and wake at 6:00 am.

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> Just wait 'till Levy starts posting on 31/2 hrs. sleep per night. Then
> we'll see if he can come up with the witty stuff. "Dr. Phil..." Yeah, I
> laughed. Bastard.
>
> Kurt

John Arnett

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"roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut.
I
> warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's
the
> crying type)
>
> Let em fly.
> --
> Rick
> 2000KX250
> 1993KX250
> 1992XR100
>


I believe that since this is happening at work, it seems like that's
harrassment. Maybe even sexual in nature, if you take it in the context
that some have mentioned here. Just document a few of the comments, then
approach a boss/supervisor about the harrassment. So what if it appears
youre tattling, it's guaranteed to stop or make her cry at that point.

John


Mike W.

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Aug 7, 2003, 1:09:10 PM8/7/03
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Do what you want... I've crushed more dickheads real time than you can
imagine in your wildest dreams, back when I used to have a mind. Though
I'm sure I haven't learned shit from it.

Brian McGarry

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"Mike Baxter" <mgb...@comcast.net> wrote a joke:

OK Mr. McW you win, here's a few of my originals

With choppers like that, I bet the sharks are scared of you.

If I were you, I wouldn't go to Africa, poachers there shoot elephants for
their ivory.

Boy oh boy I wouldn't want to pay the dentist bill to get gold fillings in
your cavities.

I didn't know that humans could chew their cud.

In the lunch room:

Hey (name) could I use your choppers to open this can?

Brian McGarry

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"David Levy" <dl...@pobox.com> wrote in message

> My child will go to sleep at 8:30 pm and wake at 6:00 am.

Just wait until the first night that Sugar and baby are home.

Oh yeah from now on, Sugar demoted you to tolerable.


David Levy

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Aug 7, 2003, 1:39:30 PM8/7/03
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HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Is my house bugged?

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David Levy

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Aug 7, 2003, 1:41:50 PM8/7/03
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There you go.... you got to do it but everyone else shouldn't. That's like
all the people that have "seen the light". Well...... let me go through a
couple of years of debauchery and drug abuse and then I too can "see the
light". Sounds like fun. Maybe I'll even become religious afterwards.


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Mike W.

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On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 12:41:50 -0500, "David Levy" <dl...@pobox.com> wrote:

>There you go.... you got to do it but everyone else shouldn't. That's like
>all the people that have "seen the light". Well...... let me go through a
>couple of years of debauchery and drug abuse and then I too can "see the
>light". Sounds like fun. Maybe I'll even become religious afterwards.

My mistake... have a blast.

David Levy

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Have you turned gay (not in the homosexual sense)? What happened? Cheer
up.

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Germy McWrath

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Aug 7, 2003, 2:12:02 PM8/7/03
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David:
Aack! You must know my brother. Got jiggy wit it and then became the
proverbial straight arrow. Ever see the beaver pics of Dr. Laura back in
her heyday? Another "reformed" newly religous idiot par excellance.

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Brian McGarry

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"David Levy" <dl...@pobox.com> wrote in message

> HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>
> Is my house bugged?

'CAUSE FLYING CARS MAKE EXCELLENT OBSERVATION PLATFORMS!....

roost4u

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Aug 7, 2003, 5:19:41 PM8/7/03
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I'm happily married. I get all the ass I need. Besides I don't think she'd
like it when I put a bag over her head.

--
Rick
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1993KX250
1992XR100
"Brian McGarry" <bmcg...@wi.rr.com> wrote in message
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> Oh yeah whenever I try to offer advice to protect the fairer sex I get
> jumped on. Go ahead make your jokes, just be sure to post back that I was
> right all along.
>
> The price we pay for nookie is very high and I'm not talking about dollars
> ......Why limit your nookie opportunities. Where's the percentage in
making
> her the butt of your jokes. Even if she isn't nookie'able other nookie
will
> be watching.
> Kali, Connie, Tami it's time to jump in here and straighten these boys out
> on the facts of nookie.
>
> "Germy McWrath" <spamisporksh...@hogbutt.com> wrote in message
> news:hYhYa.83318$uu5.9543@sccrnsc04...
> > Crikey this guy McGarry is an invertebrate.
> > What's sauce for the goose is good for the gander.
> > Bombs away.
> >
> > "David Levy" <dl...@pobox.com> wrote in message
> > news:bgrrhf$s0jb4$1...@ID-132159.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > Gee thanks Dr. Phil.
> > >
> > > Make her cry.
> > >
> > > "IRKurt" <kurt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:bgrosi$rjcmf$1...@ID-166177.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > Brian is absolutely right. Don't do it.
> > > >
> > > > I expect between McGarry and me this is about 90 years experience
> > talking.
> > > >
> > > > Kurt
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Brian McGarry" <sca...@execpc.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:vj2o8vg...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > >
> > > > > roost4u <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:7DbYa.81241$uu5.8450@sccrnsc04...
> > > > > > Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because
of
> > my
> > > > gut.
> > > > > I
> > > > > > warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry.
> > > (she's
> > > > > the
> > > > > > crying type)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Let em fly.
> > > > >

roost4u

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I don't want to satisfy her. SHE HAS BIG CHOPPERS!!!!! And I'm happily
married.

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"Brian McGarry" <bmcg...@wi.rr.com> wrote in message
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> "roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>
> > I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three
> > times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In
> my
> > book she is asking for it.
>
> She's asking for it alright, but are you Man enough to satisfy her?
>
>


roost4u

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I don't dislike her really. She's actually an alright person. I just don't
think she understands how I will make her feel when I lay into her about her
teeth. She may hate me after I do it but that's o.k. cause I have plenty of
friends already.

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"Dirt Crashr" <Di...@Crasher.Org> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 22:04:50 GMT, "roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net>
> wrote:
>
> >I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three
> >times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In
my
> >book she is asking for it.
> >--
> >Rick
>
> That kind of harrassment would be enough to get her fired here in CA.
>
> LightsOut


roost4u

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Sweet.

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"Mike Baxter" <mgb...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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roost4u

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Nice. I'll have enough ammo that if she wants to continue I'll be able to as
well.

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Germy McWrath

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>

Germy McWrath

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McG:
Damn. Those are good. Remind me not to piss you off.


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David Levy

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Me too.

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Dirt Crashr

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>McG:
>Damn. Those are good. Remind me not to piss you off.

>> Hey (name) could I use your choppers to open this can?

Or...you make-like opening a twist-off bottle with your teeth, and
they say, "Damn I can't do it," and wave it in her direction and say
"Can you get this for me?"

MonkeyTooth

Brian McGarry

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>McG:
>Damn. Those are good. Remind me not to piss you off.

Thanks, here's one more:

With Choppers like those, isn't your boyfriend afraid of getting a Bobbit.


Eric B

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"roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<6YeYa.82690$o%2.37356@sccrnsc02>...

> I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three
> times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In my
> book she is asking for it.
> --
> Rick
> 2000KX250
> 1993KX250
> 1992XR100
And on that note, I'll chime in here with mine:

Q: What do you tell a woman with two missing teeth?

Scroll down.............................

A: Nothing, she's already been told twice!

Eric

Eric B

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"John Arnett" <jar...@barefootpi.com;> wrote in message news:<tFvYa.5320$2x.2...@twister.southeast.rr.com>...

Unfortunately, as a male, if he makes a sexual harassment claim
against a female, he will only come off as looking like an ass. No
matter how legitimate the complaint, you just can't win. On the other
hand, you let fly with a single tooth joke, and you can bet your ass
she'll be filing a complaint by the end of the day. The solution?
You need to accept your place in life. Know and understand what all
middle age white males with an average annual salary of over 45,000 a
year have known for generations. Everything is your fault! You are
responsible for bearing the burdens of society, you will foot the
bill, and you are responsible for every single instance of misjustice
that has ever occured in the world. If she makes jokes about your
gut, it is only because she is suffering from the trauma of being a
female oppressed by men her entire life. In fact, her bad teeth are
your fault as well. How you ask? Well, because her teeth are only
defined as bad because of the impossible standards of beauty forced on
women by oppressive men.

And if you buy that............................

Slam the wench!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Arnett

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"Eric B" <ewb...@quik.com> wrote in message
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>
> Unfortunately, as a male, if he makes a sexual harassment claim
> against a female, he will only come off as looking like an ass. No
> matter how legitimate the complaint, you just can't win. On the other
> hand, you let fly with a single tooth joke, and you can bet your ass
> she'll be filing a complaint by the end of the day. The solution?
> You need to accept your place in life. Know and understand what all
> middle age white males with an average annual salary of over 45,000 a
> year have known for generations. Everything is your fault! You are
> responsible for bearing the burdens of society, you will foot the
> bill, and you are responsible for every single instance of misjustice
> that has ever occured in the world. If she makes jokes about your
> gut, it is only because she is suffering from the trauma of being a
> female oppressed by men her entire life. In fact, her bad teeth are
> your fault as well. How you ask? Well, because her teeth are only
> defined as bad because of the impossible standards of beauty forced on
> women by oppressive men.
>
> And if you buy that............................
>
> Slam the wench!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am the only male in the office. I am always wrong.

See what happens when you pray to be surrounded by women? You have to be
specific.

John


Eric B

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John Arnett wrote:

See? He gets it. I'm one of two males where I work. Once, the other guy
wasn't there. All the femails were sitting around in the breakroom talking
about maxipads, babies, and other such "chic things" when I walked in with
a surgical mask on. Our Radiologist asked me why I was wearing it. I said
"All the estrogen in the air is making the hair on my chest fall out, and I
think I'm growing a vagina". Well, some of the ladies had a good sense of
humor and thought it was funny, others did not.

Eric
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If she's asking for it, I say give it to her!

On Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:05:13 UTC+2, roost4u wrote:
> I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three
> times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In my
> book she is asking for it.
> --
> Rick
> 2000KX250
> 1993KX250
> 1992XR100
> "Brian McGarry" <sca...@execpc.com> wrote in message
> news:vj2o8vg...@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> > roost4u <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:7DbYa.81241$uu5.8450@sccrnsc04...
> > > Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my
> gut.
> > I
> > > warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's
> > the
> > > crying type)
> > >
> > > Let em fly.
> >
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