Let em fly.
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Rick
2000KX250
1993KX250
1992XR100
This is the same Rick on the KX at Baumgartner? Gut? What gut? Have you
been talking to your camera again? Better yet, does it answer?
I'd help, but I'm not the spiteful type. Know what I mean, Bugs?
>Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut. I
>warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's the
>crying type)
Dude, you mean your not pregnant. Sorry to hear that.
>
>Let em fly.
Marie Osmond
You could swap in this gal's name instead of "Yo mama" to any of these.
a.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like
its throwin' up gang signs.
b.. Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
c.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her
tongue is in jail.
d.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.
e.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the
hardware store.
f.. Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green.
g.. Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe
that shit if you want to."
h.. Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental
insurance.
i.. When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to
kick a field goal.
j.. Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal.
k.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter
knife.
l.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.
m.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.
n.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into
lemonade.
o.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste
testing butter scotch.
p.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he
told her to smile.
q.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes
light up.
r.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church,
everybody said "I see the light!"
s.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it
was corn.
t.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the
Yellow Brick Road.
u.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.
v.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
w.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.
x.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox.
y.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the
Simpsons. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie
in her mouth.
z.. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft
Singles pack.
aa.. Yo mama's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the
cavity creeps.
ab.. Yo mama's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her
chest.
ac.. Yo mama's teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.
ad.. Yo mama's teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with
Mr. Ed.
ae.. Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.
af.. Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth.
ag.. Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
ah.. Yo mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just
gummed it to death.
ai.. Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth. Yo mama's got shark teeth.
aj.. Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout
"Give me a bite."
ak.. Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
al.. Yo mama's teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them.
am.. Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose.
an.. Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one
mile."
ao.. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.
ap.. Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in
jail.
aq.. Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
ar.. Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her
pocket.
"roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Here you go. A plethora of big teeth jokes.
Have fun.
"roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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Rick, for what it's worth:
Never a wise move to bag on woman that can dish it out, but not take it.
She may like you and this is her inappropriate way to test the waters.
If that's not it, hurting her feelings, will more than likely back fire
against you.
Anyway the best way to handle any woman is with kid gloves.
Make her cry.
"IRKurt" <kurt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Brian is absolutely right. Don't do it.
>
> I expect between McGarry and me this is about 90 years experience talking.
>
> Kurt
>
>
> "Brian McGarry" <sca...@execpc.com> wrote in message
> news:vj2o8vg...@corp.supernews.com...
IT WAS A CAMCORDER!!!!!!! Video is lame without narration.
--
Rick
2000KX250
1993KX250
1992XR100
"John Arnett" <jar...@barefootpi.com;> wrote in message
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> I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three
> times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In
my
> book she is asking for it.
She's asking for it alright, but are you Man enough to satisfy her?
Are you married to her that you *have* to give her everything she asks for?
Grtz, P1
"David Levy" <dl...@pobox.com> wrote in message
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> Gee thanks Dr. Phil.
>
> Make her cry.
>
Damn straight, I'm with Levy on this one all the way.
>I have refrained for about a month now. I have warned her at least three
>times that if she does'nt quit I will make her cry. Yet she persists. In my
>book she is asking for it.
>--
>Rick
That kind of harrassment would be enough to get her fired here in CA.
LightsOut
Yeah well Mr.Turn'in a Wrench for a liv'in, how many 'got the fire burn'in
down below' chicks have you worked with?
They can get pretty weirded out when they get the urge to merge.
It's all hormonal....nothing more, she just want's a little attention.
Anyway, stick around Jeff and get posting on that Mobile 1/Castrol oil
thread. Mark needs a little attention too.
Connie
90 XR100R
"David Levy" <dl...@pobox.com> wrote in message
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The price we pay for nookie is very high and I'm not talking about dollars
......Why limit your nookie opportunities. Where's the percentage in making
her the butt of your jokes. Even if she isn't nookie'able other nookie will
be watching.
Kali, Connie, Tami it's time to jump in here and straighten these boys out
on the facts of nookie.
"Germy McWrath" <spamisporksh...@hogbutt.com> wrote in message
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>Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut. I
>warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's the
>crying type)
>
>Let em fly.
Walk away... mean never feels as good as you think it will.
Mike
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74 CZ250 Enduro
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"Brian McGarry" <bmcg...@wi.rr.com> wrote in message
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I have to admit..Brian has come to my defence on a few occasions...all of which
have been greatly appreciated.
Dont forget..women are way more sensitive to comments..and can be severely
hurt easily.
But..that doesnt excuse her for being hurtful towards others and something
should be done to make her stop.If you are the only one she's picking on then
..quess what??..she likes ya and its her way of talkin to ya.
But I do also believe..if she can dish it out she better be able to take it.I
know I can dish it out with the best of them..but I can also take it ..and
believe me..I have plenty about myself to laugh about.
Its your call
Connie
90 XR100R
Good for you Connie!!!!
Glad the drugs agreed with you.
Life does have it´s good moments...cherish them, if they outnumber the
really bad moments life is called "good".
Grtz, P1
>
> Connie
>
> 90 XR100R
"roost4u" <@comcast.net> wrote in message
"Germy McWrath" <spamisporksh...@hogbutt.com> wrote in message
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> If you are the only one she's picking on then
> ..quess what??..she likes ya and its her way of talkin to ya.
Is Big Teeth only talk'in to ya?
This is starting to sound like the "Swallow Hal" movie, where the Jason
Alexander character is afraid of a serous relationship, because she might
find out about his own special problem.
In the movie he's dating this gorgeous girl, but he breaks up with her using
the excuse, that her second toe is longer that her big toe (big teeth).
>Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut.
Be proud of your gut! When ever she mentions anything about it, lift
your shirt, give it a rub and say "Every man needs a shed over his
power tools".
MurMan
As for me, no need for the nookie hand. I've never tried to be Don Juan,
but never had problems finding a woman who wasn't in the business of being
sour and mean. Hey McG, if you wanna date those kinds of chix, have at it.
However, you might be even more of a chick magnet if you actually grew a
spine. Your new handle is McMilquetoast.
"Brian McGarry" <bmcg...@wi.rr.com> wrote in message
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Well said. Listen to this man.
Greg P.
>Chick at work with huge choppers keeps on bagging on me because of my gut. I
>warned her that if she did it again I was going to make her cry. (she's the
>crying type)
>
>Let em fly.
The stables called earlier looking for you. Apparently the horses
need their teeth back.
Mike Baxter...2000 GG EC300...1997 GG JXT270...Timekeepers MC
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"GP" <gplas...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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What is wrong with you people? Am I going to have to start attending to
your moral dilemma's?
"Mike W." <Outo...@emailbiz.com> wrote in message
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"IRKurt" <kurt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Just wait 'till Levy starts posting on 31/2 hrs. sleep per night. Then
> we'll see if he can come up with the witty stuff. "Dr. Phil..." Yeah, I
> laughed. Bastard.
>
> Kurt
I believe that since this is happening at work, it seems like that's
harrassment. Maybe even sexual in nature, if you take it in the context
that some have mentioned here. Just document a few of the comments, then
approach a boss/supervisor about the harrassment. So what if it appears
youre tattling, it's guaranteed to stop or make her cry at that point.
John
OK Mr. McW you win, here's a few of my originals
With choppers like that, I bet the sharks are scared of you.
If I were you, I wouldn't go to Africa, poachers there shoot elephants for
their ivory.
Boy oh boy I wouldn't want to pay the dentist bill to get gold fillings in
your cavities.
I didn't know that humans could chew their cud.
In the lunch room:
Hey (name) could I use your choppers to open this can?
> My child will go to sleep at 8:30 pm and wake at 6:00 am.
Just wait until the first night that Sugar and baby are home.
Oh yeah from now on, Sugar demoted you to tolerable.
Is my house bugged?
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><snip>
"Mike W." <Outo...@emailbiz.com> wrote in message
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>There you go.... you got to do it but everyone else shouldn't. That's like
>all the people that have "seen the light". Well...... let me go through a
>couple of years of debauchery and drug abuse and then I too can "see the
>light". Sounds like fun. Maybe I'll even become religious afterwards.
My mistake... have a blast.
"Mike W." <Outo...@emailbiz.com> wrote in message
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"David Levy" <dl...@pobox.com> wrote in message
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> HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>
> Is my house bugged?
'CAUSE FLYING CARS MAKE EXCELLENT OBSERVATION PLATFORMS!....
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>
"roost4u" <mcmu...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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><snip>
>> Hey (name) could I use your choppers to open this can?
Or...you make-like opening a twist-off bottle with your teeth, and
they say, "Damn I can't do it," and wave it in her direction and say
"Can you get this for me?"
MonkeyTooth
>McG:
>Damn. Those are good. Remind me not to piss you off.
Thanks, here's one more:
With Choppers like those, isn't your boyfriend afraid of getting a Bobbit.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two missing teeth?
Scroll down.............................
A: Nothing, she's already been told twice!
Eric
Unfortunately, as a male, if he makes a sexual harassment claim
against a female, he will only come off as looking like an ass. No
matter how legitimate the complaint, you just can't win. On the other
hand, you let fly with a single tooth joke, and you can bet your ass
she'll be filing a complaint by the end of the day. The solution?
You need to accept your place in life. Know and understand what all
middle age white males with an average annual salary of over 45,000 a
year have known for generations. Everything is your fault! You are
responsible for bearing the burdens of society, you will foot the
bill, and you are responsible for every single instance of misjustice
that has ever occured in the world. If she makes jokes about your
gut, it is only because she is suffering from the trauma of being a
female oppressed by men her entire life. In fact, her bad teeth are
your fault as well. How you ask? Well, because her teeth are only
defined as bad because of the impossible standards of beauty forced on
women by oppressive men.
And if you buy that............................
Slam the wench!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am the only male in the office. I am always wrong.
See what happens when you pray to be surrounded by women? You have to be
specific.
John
See? He gets it. I'm one of two males where I work. Once, the other guy
wasn't there. All the femails were sitting around in the breakroom talking
about maxipads, babies, and other such "chic things" when I walked in with
a surgical mask on. Our Radiologist asked me why I was wearing it. I said
"All the estrogen in the air is making the hair on my chest fall out, and I
think I'm growing a vagina". Well, some of the ladies had a good sense of
humor and thought it was funny, others did not.
Eric
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'99 CR80 (11yr old daughter), '96 RM80 (14yr old son), 2000 DS80 (visiting
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