Ortiz wins a fight!
Dan Winsor
Maybe that'll stop his 4 winless fight slide?
--
Dan Winsor
Soy un poco loco en el coco.
YumYumPandaburger
> http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/27/tito-ortiz-denies-assaulting-gir...
>
> Maybe that'll stop his 4 winless fight slide?
>
> --
> Dan Winsor
>
> Soy un poco loco en el coco.
Better yet, it is the first time he finishes someone not named Ken
Shamrock since 2001 !
Dan Winsor
wrote:
Maybe she enraged him by wearing a Ken Shamrock mask and taunting him
to "just try it again" as part of one of their sex games?
YumYumPandaburger
Maybe.
Still, I'm surpised she went down so easy, after all, it is not the
first time someone unloads on her face.
Jerry B. Altzman
> On 28 apr, 13:47, Dan Winsor<dan.win...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Apr 28, 4:38 am, YumYumPandaburger<theoriginald...@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>> On 27 apr, 19:07, Dan Winsor<dan.win...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/27/tito-ortiz-denies-assaulting-gir...
>>>> Maybe that'll stop his 4 winless fight slide?
>>> Shamrock since 2001 !
>> Maybe she enraged him by wearing a Ken Shamrock mask and taunting him
>> to "just try it again" as part of one of their sex games?
> Maybe.
> Still, I'm surpised she went down so easy, after all, it is not the
> first time someone unloads on her face.
You see, this is why we all still read r.m-a.
//jbaltz
--
jerry b. altzman jba...@altzman.com www.jbaltz.com
thank you for contributing to the heat death of the universe.
Greendistantstar
> on 4/28/2010 9:26 AM YumYumPandaburger said the following:
>> On 28 apr, 13:47, Dan Winsor<dan.win...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On Apr 28, 4:38 am, YumYumPandaburger<theoriginald...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> On 27 apr, 19:07, Dan Winsor<dan.win...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/27/tito-ortiz-denies-assaulting-gir...
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe that'll stop his 4 winless fight slide?
>>>> Better yet, it is the first time he finishes someone not named Ken
>>>> Shamrock since 2001 !
>>> Maybe she enraged him by wearing a Ken Shamrock mask and taunting him
>>> to "just try it again" as part of one of their sex games?
>> Maybe.
>> Still, I'm surpised she went down so easy, after all, it is not the
>> first time someone unloads on her face.
>
> You see, this is why we all still read r.m-a.
Yup. I nominate Zombie Ninja Gangbangers as the official r.m-a movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146369/
GDS
"Let's roll!"
YumYumPandaburger
wrote:
>
> - Tekst uit oorspronkelijk bericht weergeven -
rma book: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/asin/1594744513/pri2shi-20
Dan Winsor
Embarassingly enough, I recently "read" that book on mp3 during
commutes and gym workouts. Its pretty funny but needs even more
zombies and ninjas.
Mark-T
> http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/27/tito-ortiz-denies-assaulting-girlfriend-jenna-jameson/
>
> Maybe that'll stop his 4 winless fight slide?
I wonder if the cops took any special precautions,
because he's a pro fighter. Realistically, he's going to go
quietly, but I wonder if they handle him as armed and dangerous.
Mark
.
Greendistantstar
Quite likely. All MMA fighters have been registered as 'armed and dangerous'.
GDS
"Let's roll!"
YumYumPandaburger
That's your answer to everything!
On a serious note were did you get the mp3 book?
YumYumPandaburger
>
> > Maybe that'll stop his 4 winless fight slide?
>
> I wonder if the cops took any special precautions,
> because he's a pro fighter. Realistically, he's going to go
> quietly, but I wonder if they handle him as armed and dangerous.
It a well known fact that pro-mma fighters are immune to tasers,
batons, mace and non-military caliber rounds.
The cops are on there own on this one !
Greendistantstar
MMA fighters' hands are registered as lethal weapons by the police.
GDS
"Let's roll!"
Ron
> Dan Winsor wrote:
> >http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/27/tito-ortiz-denies-assaulting-gir...
>
>
> I wonder if the cops took any special precautions,
> because he's a pro fighter. Realistically, he's going to go
> quietly, but I wonder if they handle him as armed and dangerous.
>
> Mark
> .
Welcome to 4-25-10.
Dan Winsor
Including my marriage.
> On a serious note were did you get the mp3 book?
My local library. Log on to their webpage, plug in your library card,
and chose your book. The DRM sucks, though, as you can only transfer
it once, it expires after several days, blah blah blah, but you can
strip the DRM pretty easy if that's your thing. Or so I've heard.
YumYumPandaburger
wrote:
Yeah well my COCK is registered as a lethal weapon by the police, as a
weapon of mass destruction by the UN and as a weapon of mass
distraction by every crotch gazing chick in the whole wide world.
Just ask your mom (may God have her soul)
Greendistantstar
It's amazing what penile implants can do for some guys' self esteem....
GDS
"Let's roll!"
Dan Winsor
Especially when he, by all accounts, seems to have chosen the
"Lilliputian" model line for his implants. I guess the "Hobbit" line
was too big and scary for him.
YumYumPandaburger
scary like a tiny little dwarf riding a huge motherfucking rhino,
coming straight at you !!1
YumYumPandaburger
Maybe, but I laugh at the suckers getting penile implantations
> GDS
^^^^ MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH LOLLERSKATES
Greendistantstar
Laugh as in girly giggle and pointing?
>> GDS
>
> ^^^^ MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH LOLLERSKATES
Whatever happened to in-line skates?
GDS
"Let's roll!"
YumYumPandaburger
Nah, you already get that from the women in your life. I'm talking
about a manly laugh.
> > ^^^^ MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH LOLLERSKATES
>
> Whatever happened to in-line skates?
I don't know, ask your mom, or another milf. They are generally into
that sort of thing.
Fraser Johnston
"Mark-T" <markta...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:50134d84-a8fc-4547...@23g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
If it goes wrong they either dog pile him, mace him or shoot him. It's not
like he is really scary like Rodney King.
Fraser
Fraser Johnston
"Greendistantstar" <Greendis...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
news:LfqdndB1u4u2CETW...@westnet.com.au...
Wannabe is always raving about how much he loves his penile implants.*
Fraser
*Unfortunately he doesn't realise that having them planted in your arse 50
times a night doesn't count.