The most dangerous prop ever juggled....
Iain Watts
ever been juggled? (Three of the objects at once, for a resonable
length of time)
I look forward to reading replies....
Iain.
Alan Morgan
Iain Watts <iwa...@mcmail.com> wrote:
>What does everyone here think is the most dangerous object that has
>ever been juggled? (Three of the objects at once, for a resonable
>length of time)
No dangerous object has ever been juggled.
What about knives, you say? They're fake. Jugglers dull
the edges before juggling them.
Chainsaws? If you juggle them with the chain in then you are
an idiot.
Torches? They're fake too. Every juggler I know uses Renegade
FakeFlames (tm) which provides a very realistic looking flame
with no heat content.
Penn Jillette juggles three broken wine bottles, but I think he
uses domestic wine, which makes the trick much easier. It's
harder with French wines (and don't even get me started about
Italian table wines).
The most dangerous props of all, however, are contact juggling
balls when Michael Moschen is in the same room. He'll kick your
ass for stealing his act.
Alan
----
.sig thinks I need to cut back on my medication
Curtis Miller
pots....but for some reason I don't think I agree with them.....
Curtis Miller
mu...@mc.net
Iain Watts <iwa...@mcmail.com> wrote in message
news:36b200c3...@news.mcmail.com...
>What does everyone here think is the most dangerous object that has
>ever been juggled? (Three of the objects at once, for a resonable
>length of time)
>
dust...@qconline.com
wrote:
>What does everyone here think is the most dangerous object that has
>ever been juggled? (Three of the objects at once, for a resonable
>length of time)
>
>I look forward to reading replies....
>Iain.
Two or more WOMEN for ANY! length of time.
Dusty
LP
>
> What does everyone here think is the most dangerous object that has
> ever been juggled? (Three of the objects at once, for a resonable
> length of time)
>
> I look forward to reading replies....
> Iain.
you cant beat the sink plungers *OF DEATH*...
--
-The Little Paul with the Big Kitbag
Magijugglr
renegade stage '88
Jake Cooper
Iain Watts wrote:
>
> What does everyone here think is the most dangerous object that has
> ever been juggled? (Three of the objects at once, for a resonable
> length of time)
The most dangerous thing I've juggled is a set mouse (not bear) trap.
The knives aren't that scary, and the torches don't hurt, but let me tell
you... Damn those things are painful! I swear to everything holy it was
the most painful experience in my life (sorta).
Jake Cooper
K Chu
Torches don't hurt unless you're a big idiot like me who tries to "correct
the spin" after catching the damn thing the wrong way whilst passing :-(
K
--
Ken the Juggler
Milton Keynes, UK
"If Juggling be the food of love catch on"
Paul Stephens
>
> What does everyone here think is the most dangerous object that has
> ever been juggled? (Three of the objects at once, for a resonable
> length of time)
>
> Iain.
My top ten:
10. Morning Star
9. Lobsters
8. Rat traps
7. Heading a Cannnon ball
6. Spiny blowfish
5. Pit bulls
4. Leopard Sharks
3. Nitro Glycerin capsules (force bounce)
2. Torches (over broken natural gas line)
1. Thermonuclear warheads
David Moss
dangerous; if you drop, you've ended three lives.
as for danger to the juggler... Bear Traps? is that Renegade Show on
tape.... maybe from Alan Plotkin?
David
Bad Bri
imbedded with fish hooks? (I saw this posted about a year ago). If
you have a bad catch, you either let it burn or.......
I think I'm gonna sit down now.
Brian Hailey
On Fri, 29 Jan 1999 18:43:39 GMT, iwa...@mcmail.com (Iain Watts) wrote
these amazingly witty words:
Rodirick
In article <36b2721c...@nntp.news.netcom.net>, bad...@ultrasys.net (Bad
Bri) writes:
>
>I don't know if this has actually been juggled but, how about torches
>imbedded with fish hooks? (I saw this posted about a year ago). If
>you have a bad catch, you either let it burn or.......
>
>
>
You Wuss! Bad Bri indeed! Here's what you do: Put the fire on one end, and
the fish hooks on the other end. THEN you're lookin at some FUN!
Tr...@email.fake
a very dangerous place to juggle.
OK so the M6 was doing it's usual job of being the worlds longest
car park. :-7
Trog Woolley
(A Croweater languishing in Pommie Land)
Chris Emerson
This reminds me of an idea I had a while ago:
Wear one fireproof but not blade-proof glove one one hand, and one blade-
proof but not fireproof glove on the other. Juggle sharp knives with
burning handles.
Anyone who tries it does so at their own risk, I don't recommend it, etc.
Chris
--
Chris Emerson, obsessed Cambridge juggler
E-mail: ceme...@chiark.greenend.org.uk
Web page: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~cemerson/
Kit Summers
>What does everyone here think is the most dangerous object that has
>ever been juggled? (Three of the objects at once, for a resonable
>length of time)
>
>I look forward to reading replies....
>Iain.
Live frogs
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K Chu
quite dangerous... that's why I stopped after 6 catches.
K
--
Ken the Juggler
Milton Keynes, UK
"If Juggling be the food of love catch on"
Alan Morgan wrote in message <78tbm5$php$1...@nntp.Stanford.EDU>...
>In article <36b200c3...@news.mcmail.com>,
>Iain Watts <iwa...@mcmail.com> wrote:
>>What does everyone here think is the most dangerous object that has
>>ever been juggled? (Three of the objects at once, for a resonable
>>length of time)
>
JAG
preceded by a ">" in article
<917901092.10925.0...@news.demon.co.uk> dated Mon, 1 Feb
1999 20:39:11 -0000
>How about Paul Conchas who juggled loaded rifles, fired as caught - see pic?
Heh. More dangerous for the audience than the juggler, unless you're
talking about danger of arrest for attempted mass jugglecide. <groan>
btw - posting pics is a no-no in this group. Next time put it on your
website and just post the link.
...JAG
.sig says "whatsamattayou?"
Matt Vaughn
>btw - posting pics is a no-no in this group. Next time put it on your
>website and just post the link.
And some of us don't even get the messages with attachments. So, I (and
maybe others) didn't even see the original message.