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Kim Forwood

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Apr 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/20/96
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TO> I used to know a guy in south Texas named Richard Head...
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How about Winnie Loser?

Erin Hope Blockley

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Apr 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/21/96
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Kim.F...@access.cn.camriv.bc.ca (Kim Forwood) writes:

>How about Winnie Loser?

Electra Frye
Ima and Ura Pigg (twins)

And my personal favorite:
Crystal Shanda Lier

(as far as I know, these are actual names)

Zzzzzzippp...

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erin hope blockley gt6...@prism.gatech.edu

Arthur Levesque

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Apr 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/22/96
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Red Peters' song "The Two Gay Irishmen" contains the following names:

Pat Magroin
Paddy O'Furniture
Dick Long
The Bulgers
The Johnsons
Peter Hickey
Rick O'Shea
Neal Downe
Philip McCann
Dick Burns
Phil McCracken
Michael Fitzpeter and Peter Fitzmichael
Maurice Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzmaurice
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
Connie Lingus
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Kev

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Apr 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/22/96
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Arthur Levesque (baks...@nicom.com) wrote:
: Red Peters' song "The Two Gay Irishmen" contains the following names:

: Pat Magroin
: Paddy O'Furniture
: Dick Long
: The Bulgers
: The Johnsons
: Peter Hickey
: Rick O'Shea
: Neal Downe
: Philip McCann
: Dick Burns
: Phil McCracken
: Michael Fitzpeter and Peter Fitzmichael
: Maurice Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzmaurice
: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
: Connie Lingus

Willie Nutt
Buster Hymen
Phil Laeshio
Eric Tinreddi
Howie Gozinia
Phil DeBush

Chris Nelson

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Apr 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/22/96
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Amanda Hug&kiss

Alleycat

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Apr 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/27/96
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Book titles:

Rusty bedsprings by I.P. Nightly
Overpopulation in China by We Fuckemyoung
Spots on the wall by Hugh Flung Dung

Jonathan Dlouhy

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Apr 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/29/96
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Hole in the Mattress by Mr. Completely
The Yellow Stream by I.P. Freely
Dash to the Outhouse by Willie Makeit, illustrated by Betty Wont
Jonathan J. Dlouhy
Go Hawks! And take the Falcons
with you.
dlo...@mindspring.com

Derek McMillan

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Apr 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/29/96
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Tragedy on a Cliff Eileen Dover
My Life in Crime Robin Banks
Lion Taming Claude Tubits
Jurassic Park Terry Dactyl


Stuart A. Bronstein

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May 1, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/1/96
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Derek McMillan <de...@mcmillan.win-uk.net> wrote:

>Lion Taming Claude Tubits

Several years ago, there was a news reporter on a local television
station here in San Francisco, named Claude Mann. I always thought he
was in the wrong profession.

Stu

Brian K. Biltz

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May 1, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/1/96
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On 27 Apr 1996 05:17:22 EDT, Alle...@bbs.kosone.com (Alleycat) wrote:

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>Book titles:
>
>Rusty bedsprings by I.P. Nightly
>Overpopulation in China by We Fuckemyoung
>Spots on the wall by Hugh Flung Dung


Helen Bac
Anita Bath
Adam Baum
Sandy Beaches
Paul Bearer
Iva Bignen
Maya Buttreeks
Seymour Butz
Claude But
Harry Butts
Sophelia Bush
Terry Clothrobe
Al Coholic
Phil A. Chio
Oliver Clothesoff
The Dickner Brothers, Iben, Uben, & Heben
Ben Dover
Amanda Dancewith
Betty Doesnt
Dan Druff
Neal Downe
Penny Ernd
Wanda Fularound
I.P. Freely
Rim Givver
Dick Gazinia
Amanda Hugginkiss
Dick Hurtz
Mike Hunt
Irma Hogg
Hugh Jorgens
Hugh Janus
Hugh Jass
Joy Kingoff
Connie Lingus
Dick Long
Mona Littlelouder
Bud Light
Otto Mobile
Phil Magroin
Pat Magroin
Owen Money
Bill Melater
Juan Moretime
Philip McCann
Phil MaCavity
Craven Morehead
Mr. P. Niss
Peter Out
Ophelia Organ
Bea O'Problem
Doris Open
Stew Pedassle
Dixie Recht
Hugh G. Rection
Mike Rotch
Jacques Strap
Homer Sexual
Penny Svied
Willie Score
Ivana Tinkle
Richard Whack
Farris Wheil

Use phone number of your local zoo.
Mrs. Paula Baer
Mr. Paul A. Baer
Mr. C. Lion
Mr. L.E. Fant
Mr. G. Raft

Dan & Lisa

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May 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/2/96
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Under the Bleachers Seymore Butts
Youth in japan Sum Yung Gy
nudist colonies Oliver Clothsoff

ige...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca

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May 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/2/96
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Richard Gozinya
or Dick to his friends

Diane Spill

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May 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/3/96
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Nosmo King

Diane Spill

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May 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/3/96
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Nosmo King

Imma Lurken

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On May 03, 1996 00:19:17 in article <Re: Anyone have a list of funny names
(like Hugh J>, 'freck...@usa.pipeline.com(Diane Spill)' wrote:


>Nosmo King

Nosmo Queen either...............

Scott MacLeod

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May 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/6/96
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Pepe Roni

Grayjackl

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May 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/8/96
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Presuming you're not into REAL names, there was the priopriator of the
Taiwan On -- a Formosa bar popular with merchant seamen.
The bar was owned and operated by a Mr. Tu and his three daughters, Tu
Yung Tu, Tu Dum Tu and, the most popular with the sailors, Iwan Tu.

Jack Lesar
"have mind will travel"
E-mail: gray...@aol.com

Bob McCann

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May 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/10/96
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Chuck Roast
Pete Moss

tigerge...@gmail.com

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On Saturday, April 20, 1996 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Kim Forwood wrote:
> TO> I used to know a guy in south Texas named Richard Head...
> TO>
>
> How about Winnie Loser?

Phillip Oliver Wholes

The Horny Goat

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On Tue, 5 Sep 2017 11:16:53 -0700 (PDT), tigerge...@gmail.com
wrote:
I regularly play an online game based on Game of Thrones where among
other things you assemble your force of nights having to buy them one
at a time. Each had a name generated randomly from a combination of
about 25 first names and 25 surnames. (To regular players of the game
we know pretty much the entire list of each)

Fans of the show will remember during season 6 one of the arch
villains Ramsey Bolton (who was a bastard and not able to inherit but
a year or so before his father's death had convinced him to legitimize
him thereby making him able to inherit - only to have his father
change his mind and re-marry) sicced his hunting dogs (with fatal
results) on his stepmother and her infant son.

The following week I found a knight named "Ramsey Goodbrother" in the
hiring hall .... and laughed for about 5 minutes before hiring him.

Naturally he's now one of the leaders of my gang...

(Even non-fans of the show know they kill off a lot of characters on
the show - and Bolton made a bad end shortly before the end of season
6)
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