Dumb bible joke.
Kurt Siefken
Who was the longest man in the bible?
Abraham. He tied his ass to a tree and walked 20 miles.
Brian
kas...@garnet1.acns.fsu.edu (Kurt Siefken) wrote:
>Who was the longest man in the bible?
>
>Abraham. He tied his ass to a tree and walked 20 miles.
I heard a somewhat different version of this joke. It goes:
What stretches farther, skin or rubber?
Skin. The Bible says Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked fifty
miles.
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Nehimiah was the shortest man in the Bible.
He was only knee high.
david summerford
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> Nehimiah was the shortest man in the Bible.
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> He was only knee high.
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Dont forget Bildad the Shuhite
Victor Neves
david summerford wrote:
> > Nehimiah was the shortest man in the Bible.
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> > He was only knee high.
Who was the most elastic man in the Bible?
Baalam, who tied his ass to a tree and walked into town.
Victor
Some day I'm going to get a good tag line.
Murray Roke
david summerford (dav...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: - <mtmo...@tiac.net> wrote in article <3364D8...@tiac.net>...
: > Nehimiah was the shortest man in the Bible.
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: > He was only knee high.
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: Dont forget Bildad the Shuhite
What about the guard that fell asleep on his watch?
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Richard J.Standing
On Mon, 28 Apr 1997, - wrote:
> Nehimiah was the shortest man in the Bible.
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> He was only knee high.
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What about Bildad the Shuite ( shoe-height ), or the man who fell
asleep on his watch?