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Makki Ramsay,Helsinki

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Sep 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/3/96
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One morning a nun came to a doctor and told that she is
peeing stamps??
The doctor said he had never heard about this and gave
her a can to do a pee in. And to his astonishment two
stamps were floating in the sample. He took a magnifying
glass and read on the stamps "CHICITA"
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(Citizen-X) Mas'ud Ahmed Khan

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Sep 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/4/96
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eh?? I must have missed something here...

Makki Ramsay,Helsinki (mara...@mail.freenet.hut.fi) wrote:

: One morning a nun came to a doctor and told that she is

Christopher M. Lambert

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Sep 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/4/96
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Haven't you heard of Chicita (sp?) bananas? They have
little stickers, stamps, whatever on them.

-La'Choppe

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Martyn Kershaw

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Sep 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/4/96
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(Citizen-X) Mas'ud Ahmed Khan wrote:
>
> eh?? I must have missed something here...
>
> Makki Ramsay,Helsinki (mara...@mail.freenet.hut.fi) wrote:
>
> : One morning a nun came to a doctor and told that she is
> : peeing stamps??
> : The doctor said he had never heard about this and gave
> : her a can to do a pee in. And to his astonishment two
> : stamps were floating in the sample. He took a magnifying
> : glass and read on the stamps "CHICITA"
> : -- CHICITA the most famous brand of BANANAS in the USA.

Richard N. Rea

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Sep 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/5/96
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In article <50kf7b$i...@cnn.nas.nasa.gov> lam...@nas.nasa.gov (Christopher M. Lambert) writes:
>From: lam...@nas.nasa.gov (Christopher M. Lambert)
>Subject: Re: NUN JOKE
>Date: 4 Sep 1996 17:45:15 GMT

>In article <50jklh$1...@csgsrv1.crosfield.co.uk>, m...@crosfield.co.uk ((Citizen-X) Mas'ud Ahmed Khan) writes:

>|> eh?? I must have missed something here...
>|>
>|> Makki Ramsay,Helsinki (mara...@mail.freenet.hut.fi) wrote:
>|>
>|> : One morning a nun came to a doctor and told that she is
>|> : peeing stamps??
>|> : The doctor said he had never heard about this and gave
>|> : her a can to do a pee in. And to his astonishment two
>|> : stamps were floating in the sample. He took a magnifying
>|> : glass and read on the stamps "CHICITA"
>|> : --
>|>

CHIQUITA, Ding-a-Ling!

bD

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Sep 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/6/96
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In article <50hr90$1...@freenet.hut.fi> <50jklh$1...@csgsrv1.crosfield.co.uk>,

m...@crosfield.co.uk ((Citizen-X) Mas'ud Ahmed Khan) wrote:
>
> eh?? I must have missed something here...
> Makki Ramsay,Helsinki (mara...@mail.freenet.hut.fi) wrote:
> : One morning a nun came to a doctor and told that she is
> : peeing stamps??
> : The doctor said he had never heard about this and gave
> : her a can to do a pee in. And to his astonishment two
> : stamps were floating in the sample. He took a magnifying
> : glass and read on the stamps "CHICITA"
> : --
>
Simple really. "CHICITA" cucumbers is a sister (brother? companion?)
brand to "CHIQUITA" bananas. Hope this hurts, ah... helps.
--
Standard disclaimer; I speak only for myself.
Not my employer, not the government, not any selected diety, etc.

Bill - Fort Worth, Texas, USA
Think! While it's still legal!!
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Arthur Cohen

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Sep 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/9/96
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Warning: Sick nun joke ahead (ROT 13 encoded):

Ubj qb lbh trg n aha certanag?

Lbh shpx ure!!

(In memory of Larry Huber)

--Art

Boston Ska home page: http://www.cybercom.net/~upsetter/ska/

Daniel Holzer

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Sep 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/14/96
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Arthur Cohen (upse...@cybercom.net) wrote:
: Warning: Sick nun joke ahead (ROT 13 encoded):

: Ubj qb lbh trg n aha certanag?

: Lbh shpx ure!!

: (In memory of Larry Huber)

V qba'g trg vg!

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