HAVE YOU HEARD?

[Nancy Carson]

-It's not the minutes spent at the table that makes one fat...it's the seconds. -Here's a restaurant you should try....they serve soup to nuts. -Destiny shapes our ends, but our middles are of our own chewing. -Definition of a pickle: A cucumber soured by a jarring experience. -Mama corn to baby corn...the stalk brought you. -Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and an expert at making breakfast. -Dieters are people who are thick and tired of it. -A dieting woman commented, "I'm finally down to what I never wanted to get up to." -Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? -Mary: Do you like raisin bread? Harry: Don't know. Never raised anything but cucumbers. -I used to have an hour glass figure, but the sand shifted. ....... Nancy