2 To The First, 2 To The Third Puns
Tim Bruening
Greg Evans wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> [snipped "furry" stuff]
>
> > BTW, did you know if you joined three of them you get a discount?
>
> I never got farther than the intro page. All I could think of was the
> amount of shedding hair involved, which pretty much put me off the
whole
> idea.
Discount: To insult Dracula.
Shedding: A place to store tool bells.
Tim Bruening
Boozing: Singing ghost.
Hosing: Singing hooker.
Losing: Singing toilet.
Tim Bruening
shelly <scouv...@bluemarble.net> wrote in message
news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.04...@tesla.bluemarble.net>...
> on 2004-10-14 at 05:05 <vija...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >It's my pleasure to stretch it longer!
>
> won't *somebody* think of the kittens?
How do we know that cats always land on their fathers?
Because cats always land on their Pa's (Paws).
Tim Bruening
Communion: A union of computer workers, or a union of computers who
work.
Commute: A silent computer which facilitates transportation and/or
argues for leniency for prisoners.
Commutation: When computers mutate.
Hostility: A tea which makes people enemies.
Hospitality: A tea which makes people friendly. Similar to Amity.
Velocity: A very fast city.
Tim Bruening
Joking: King Joe the first.
Joker: King Joe's dog.
Muffin: Swimming organ of a pastry fish.
Rimmer: Edge of an ocean.
Rimming: Edge of a Chinese vase.
Tim Bruening
Damming: Chinese vase of mother deers.
Damnation: Nation of mother deers, subsection of the Doe Nation.
Dimmer: Dark ocean.
Dimming: Dark Chinese vase.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A88825...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Robin May wrote:
> >
> > > "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote the following in:
> > > news:10a1qgu...@corp.supernews.com
> > >
> > > > Robin May wrote:
> > > >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote the following
in:
> > > >> news:409B5F0E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us
> > > >>
> > > >>> Who do you believe is the greatest man ever?
> > > >>
> > > >> Robin May.
> > > >
> > > > May what?
> > >
> > > Visciously beat you up at any time.
> >
> > LOL!
> >
> Lolipop: Funny very small online explosion.
Lolipop: Candy dad.
Tim Bruening
Michael Balarama wrote:
> "I was walking the streets of Los Angeles the other week and
> I saw this sign: 'This door is alarmed.' I said to myself:
> 'How do you think I feel?
I have seen rash doors at Kaiser.
nemo
>
> Boozing: Singing ghost.
>
> Hosing: Singing hooker.
>
> Losing: Singing toilet.
That's what you have to do if the lock's broken!
nemo
Shedding: Psoriasis.
nemo
Paws for applaws . . . . As usual - not a sausage!
We get it! You don't have two eggs plain!
nemo
Narr. It's a French city where everyone travels around on pedal cycles.
nemo
It's something far worse than that!
http://www.odd-sex.com/info/gloss657.htm
YUK!
And there's a fairly common surname: Rimmer!
Edge of a French ocean?
nemo
. . . or a Cockney rich dad!
nemo
When people spot the bargains?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Fluency: Ocean of languages.
Hackney: Knee of a computer intruder.
Hemlock: Lock on a dress.
Hockey: Key to a pawn shop.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECAC2F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "Keith E." wrote:
> >
> > > Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:31:28 -0700 was a day just like any other,
> > > until Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> > > >On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:55:42 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com>
wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>>>>>>>>Don't get sniffy with me, young man!
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>Don't worry, I keep nose plugs with me at all times.
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>You might just want to trim your nose hair once it gets
that
> thick,
> > > >>>>>>>Keith.
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>I tried, but it objected.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>So that's where your handlebar mustache came from!
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>No, that came off a bicycle. It's just a realistic paint job.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>I thought the red handlebar grips with the multicolored
streamers
> were
> > > >>>a bit much, though.
> > > >>
> > > >>They aren't streamers, they're snot wicks. They work kinda like
> > > >>those fancy clothes that wick sweat from your body.
> > > >
> > > >That'll make you popular with the ladies!
> > >
> > > They want me for my classy ways.
> >
> > Have you ever tried to TUNAFISH?
>
> To which key?
Airlock: Keeps oxygen from being stolen.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECABAB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >
> > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 01:43:57 GMT, Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> > >
> > > >>>Sounds like sharp advice
> > > >>
> > > >>Try to really avoid the ones named "Barb-y."
> > > >
> > > >You met Barb Dwyer?
> > >
> > > Yeah, but I was sorta on the fence about her.
> >
> > Offense or defense?
>
> I put up offense once but after a very strong wind I found that
defense had
> fallen down!
D. Fense: A demonic barrier between two yards.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECA62E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > RUSiriusA wrote:
> >
> > > In article <v6rpkc...@ixazon.dynip.com>,
> > > Pierre Abbat <fes...@ixazon.dynip.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Jonners <j...@43-xarun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> > > > >> Was God's messenger to Noah an Ark Angel?
> > > > >
> > > > > Speaking of Angels:
> > > > > Was the reason Noah had to build his ship in
> > > > > the first place the Ark Sin?
> > > >
> > > > I suppose so - then he lay on the deck and got an Ark Tan.
> > >
> > > Was it up north that he got the Ark Tic?
> >
> > No, he got the Ant Ark Tic in the south.
>
> And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
A log table?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
A natural log, or a base 10 log?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40E90008...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4041E291...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Bahrain: Sheep precipitation.
> > > >
> > > > Cuba: Line of sheep.
> > > >
> > > > Tuba: Two sheep.
> > > >
> > > > Yuba: You are a sheep.
> > >
> > > Euphonium: Imitation of a Eugenuinium.
> >
> > Reba: Sheep again.
>
> A cartoon character who has changed from pouring concrete to carpet-fitting:
> "A rebar! A rebar! Underlay Underlay!!"
Amigo: I am departing.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
James King wrote:
> In article <406F69E3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> > Bounding: Captive bell.
> >
> > Conversant: Talking ant that's up to date.
> >
> > D. Ceive: Tricky demon.
> >
> > Encounter: Counter #14.
> >
> > Excell: Former jail.
> >
> > Excell: Former microorganism.
>
> Excell: Where divorced persons may go in the afterlife (although there
> are exceptions [ex-heavens].)
Exhale: A former welcome.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Toolman Tim <tmay...@charter.invalid> wrote in message
> news:106n80d...@corp.supernews.com...
> > With all the borscht they consume, I don't understand why
> > Russians aren't the world's greatest rock stars.
> >
> > I mean, everyone knows that the heart of rock and roll is
> > the beet.
> >
> And with all the borscht they used to consume, people on holiday in
the
> Catskills ended up needing longer trouser retainers. This item of
clothing
> soon became known as The Borscht Belt.
Bedrock: Where stones and rocs sleep.
Shamrock: Fake stone.
Shampoo: Fake stools.
Tim Bruening
Allowing: A permissive bird.
Blowing: A windy bird.
Growing: Very big wings.
Harrowing: Risk taking bird.
Rowing: Bird in a small boat propelled by oars.
Slowing: Bird that doesn't move very fast.
Throwing: Bird from the big leagues.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:411C676F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Helmet: Glove of the Devil.
> >
> > Lucifer: Fur of the Devil.
> >
> > Satan: What the Devil does in the sunlight.
>
> Lucifer: Lucille Ball's winter coat.
What kind of coat does a house wear?
A coat of paint.
Frank
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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nemo
"Frank" <er...@home.com> wrote in message news:45ccdabb$1...@clear.net.nz...
> ha ha ha I laugh at any sentence
>
You will be taken from this place to another place, and then at the time so
appointed, you shall be hanged by the neck until you are dead.
Happy little soul, ain't I?
Frank
nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
news:9Xkzh.270105$Kh7.1...@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
nemo
"Frank" <er...@home.com> wrote in message news:45ce...@clear.net.nz...
> pill brain
As my brain is the size of a metaphorical elephant, I'll gladly admit to
that. (Hebrew.)
:0P
nemo
>
> Boozing: Singing ghost.
>
> Hosing: Singing hooker.
>
> Losing: Singing toilet.
>
It likes Cisternmatic music??
nemo
David Hockney: Kney to having a swimming pool full of macaroni!
http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/sorties/exposition/los-angeles/diaporama/images/04.jpg
nemo
> > > Catboat: Feline on the water.
> > >
> > > Cataract: Feline that blinds.
> > >
> > > Cation: Charged feline.
> > >
> > > Catty: Tea drunk by felines.
> > >
> > > Chant: Singing ant.
> >
> > E. Decantor: Ancient film star full of sherry.
>
> Polling: Baby Pole.
Polakles: Small hair roots in a baby Pole's skin.
nemo
Forelock: Keeps quiffs from being stolen.
nemo
Back Yard: A tall person's spine.
nemo
> > > Anaconda: A snake Ann.
> > >
> > > Anagram: An Ann weighing 1/28th ounce, and is good with words.
> > >
> > > Anatomic: An Ann who knows the body and also knows nuclear physics
> > >
> > > Antonym: Ann who's good with names.
> > >
> > > Annoy: Irritating Ann.
> >
> > Annoy: A Yiddisher exclamation.
>
> X-Claim: Claim # 24.
X-Clam: An empty shell.
nemo
Yers. After the log had been shredded, pulped, mixed with chemicals and size
and spread out to dry to make paper from out of. Innit?!
nemo
You'll get a clout round the Naper you will!
http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/napper?view=uk
nemo
Bandito: A dishonest foot-digit.
Bandido: A female deer with bow legs.
nemo
>
> Boozing: Singing ghost.
>
> Hosing: Singing hooker.
>
> Losing: Singing toilet.
That's three.
Are they public ones in a row or are they in three separate singing houses?
nemo
>
> Boozing: Singing ghost.
>
> Hosing: Singing hooker.
>
> Losing: Singing toilet.
That's four.
nemo
>
> Boozing: Singing ghost.
>
> Hosing: Singing hooker.
>
> Losing: Singing toilet.
ARRRRRGHGHGH! FIVE!!!!
ah
> Boozing: Singing ghost.
>
> Hosing: Singing hooker.
>
> Losing: Singing toilet.
Do you know the difference between a Hilton toilet, and Paris Hilton?
nemo
Exhalation: A former welcome extended to an Indian gentleman.
nemo
Very dangerous to sit on.
nemo
Big leagues: In Autumn/Fall, things that fall down from big treegues!
That's why it's so intreegueing!
nemo
"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:45cf35ef$0$9310$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
Is she the girl who's married to Walter Closet?
ah
No.
nemo
That's alright. I've got my bike outside.
Tim Bruening
ah wrote:
No.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Greg Evans wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> [snipped "furry" stuff]
>
> > BTW, did you know if you joined three of them you get a discount?
>
> I never got farther than the intro page. All I could think of was the
> amount of shedding hair involved, which pretty much put me off the
whole
> idea.
Discount: To insult Dracula.
Shedding: A place to store tool bells.
Tim Bruening
shelly <scouv...@bluemarble.net> wrote in message
news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.04...@tesla.bluemarble.net>...
> on 2004-10-14 at 05:05 <vija...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >It's my pleasure to stretch it longer!
>
> won't *somebody* think of the kittens?
How do we know that cats always land on their fathers?
Because cats always land on their Pa's (Paws).
Tim Bruening
Communion: A union of computer workers, or a union of computers who
work.
Commute: A silent computer which facilitates transportation and/or
argues for leniency for prisoners.
Commutation: When computers mutate.
Hostility: A tea which makes people enemies.
Hospitality: A tea which makes people friendly. Similar to Amity.
Velocity: A very fast city.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40E90008...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
A log table?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECABAB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >
> > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 01:43:57 GMT, Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> > >
> > > >>>Sounds like sharp advice
> > > >>
> > > >>Try to really avoid the ones named "Barb-y."
> > > >
> > > >You met Barb Dwyer?
> > >
> > > Yeah, but I was sorta on the fence about her.
> >
> > Offense or defense?
>
> I put up offense once but after a very strong wind I found that
defense had
> fallen down!
D. Fense: A demonic barrier between two yards.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECAC2F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "Keith E." wrote:
> >
> > > Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:31:28 -0700 was a day just like any other,
> > > until Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> > > >On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:55:42 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com>
wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>>>>>>>>Don't get sniffy with me, young man!
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>Don't worry, I keep nose plugs with me at all times.
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>You might just want to trim your nose hair once it gets
that
> thick,
> > > >>>>>>>Keith.
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>I tried, but it objected.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>So that's where your handlebar mustache came from!
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>No, that came off a bicycle. It's just a realistic paint job.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>I thought the red handlebar grips with the multicolored
streamers
> were
> > > >>>a bit much, though.
> > > >>
> > > >>They aren't streamers, they're snot wicks. They work kinda like
> > > >>those fancy clothes that wick sweat from your body.
> > > >
> > > >That'll make you popular with the ladies!
> > >
> > > They want me for my classy ways.
> >
> > Have you ever tried to TUNAFISH?
>
> To which key?
Airlock: Keeps oxygen from being stolen.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:411C676F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Helmet: Glove of the Devil.
> >
> > Lucifer: Fur of the Devil.
> >
> > Satan: What the Devil does in the sunlight.
>
> Lucifer: Lucille Ball's winter coat.
What kind of coat does a house wear?
A coat of paint.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Welcome: Order to a water pumping device to approach.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Bedrock: Where stones and rocs sleep, under sheet music.
Shamrock: Fake stone.
Shampoo: Fake stools.
Simpson: Fake male offspring.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45CC2B90...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Boozing: Singing ghost.
> >
> > Hosing: Singing hooker.
> >
> > Losing: Singing toilet.
>
> That's four.
I only count three puns up above!
Tim Bruening
nemo
Three brass balls. 1½ robots?
nemo
You need lots of LOX to do that. And bagels!
nemo
approached instead. It was an Hydraulic Ram!
nemo
The fact that he didn't have one of those was no table.
nemo
Gay rapist after Simpson Jr.: Bart Ender!
Serves im right for doing all those Annie mated GIFs of him mooning!
nemo
nemo
A league can only be three miles as far as I can fathom.
Michael N. LeVine
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:47B926F0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41ECA62E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > RUSiriusA wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In article <v6rpkc...@ixazon.dynip.com>,
> > > > > Pierre Abbat <fes...@ixazon.dynip.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Jonners <j...@43-xarun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> > > > > > >> Was God's messenger to Noah an Ark Angel?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Speaking of Angels:
> > > > > > > Was the reason Noah had to build his ship in
> > > > > > > the first place the Ark Sin?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I suppose so - then he lay on the deck and got an Ark Tan.
> > > > >
> > > > > Was it up north that he got the Ark Tic?
> > > >
> > > > No, he got the Ant Ark Tic in the south.
> > >
> > > And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
> >
> > A log table?
>
> The fact that he didn't have one of those was no table.
An not log-ical...
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
MosNot
news:mlevinespmfltr-C04...@news.supernews.com...
> In article <vsMuj.34535$LD6....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
>> > A log table?
>> The fact that he didn't have one of those was no table.
>
> An not log-ical...
You wood know.
Michael N. LeVine
"MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote:
I knew it the moment I saw it.
MosNot
> In article <GJmdnRPPpL8f1yHa...@pcisys.net>,
> "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote:
>
>> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in message
>> news:mlevinespmfltr-C04...@news.supernews.com...
>> > In article <vsMuj.34535$LD6....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
>> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> > nemo wrote:
>> >> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>>
>> >> > > And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
>> >> > A log table?
>> >> The fact that he didn't have one of those was no table.
>> >
>> > An not log-ical...
>>
>> You wood know.
>
> I knew it the moment I saw it.
Usually, I don't remark on these horrid puns, but
I'd been drinking Tanqueray and I was hammered.
SummersFrenzy
>>>
>>> >> > > And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
>>> >> > A log table?
>>> >> The fact that he didn't have one of those was no table.
>>> >
>>> > An not log-ical...
>>>
>>> You wood know.
>>
>> I knew it the moment I saw it.
>
> Usually, I don't remark on these horrid puns, but
> I'd been drinking Tanqueray and I was hammered.
And still, you get nailed . . . just not as you'd like
MosNot
"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:s_5vj.17310$Ws7....@en-nntp-08.dc1.easynews.com...
Well, looks like I'm screwed either way.
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>>> >> > > And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
>>>>> >> > A log table?
>>>>> >> The fact that he didn't have one of those was no table.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > An not log-ical...
>>>>>
>>>>> You wood know.
>>>>
>>>> I knew it the moment I saw it.
>>>
>>> Usually, I don't remark on these horrid puns, but
>>> I'd been drinking Tanqueray and I was hammered.
>>
>> And still, you get nailed . . . just not as you'd like
>
> Well, looks like I'm screwed either way.
I saw that. Maybe if you filed a bit?
Tim Bruening
"Michael N. LeVine" wrote:
> In article <vsMuj.34535$LD6....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:47B926F0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:41ECA62E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > RUSiriusA wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > In article <v6rpkc...@ixazon.dynip.com>,
> > > > > > Pierre Abbat <fes...@ixazon.dynip.com> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Jonners <j...@43-xarun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> > > > > > > >> Was God's messenger to Noah an Ark Angel?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Speaking of Angels:
> > > > > > > > Was the reason Noah had to build his ship in
> > > > > > > > the first place the Ark Sin?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I suppose so - then he lay on the deck and got an Ark Tan.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Was it up north that he got the Ark Tic?
> > > > >
> > > > > No, he got the Ant Ark Tic in the south.
> > > >
> > > > And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
> > >
> > > A log table?
> >
> > The fact that he didn't have one of those was no table.
>
> An not log-ical...
How about a multiplication table?
Tim Bruening
MosNot wrote:
> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in message
> news:mlevinespmfltr-1EF...@news.supernews.com...
> > In article <GJmdnRPPpL8f1yHa...@pcisys.net>,
> > "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote:
> >
> >> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in message
> >> news:mlevinespmfltr-C04...@news.supernews.com...
> >> > In article <vsMuj.34535$LD6....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> >> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >> >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >> > nemo wrote:
> >> >> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>
> >> >> > > And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
> >> >> > A log table?
> >> >> The fact that he didn't have one of those was no table.
> >> >
> >> > An not log-ical...
> >>
> >> You wood know.
> >
> > I knew it the moment I saw it.
>
> Usually, I don't remark on these horrid puns, but
> I'd been drinking Tanqueray and I was hammered.
With a Quarter Pounder and a Club Sandwich?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Not if the robots are female!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
I hereby vaporize it with a fire hose!
Michael N. LeVine
"MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote:
> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in message
> news:mlevinespmfltr-1EF...@news.supernews.com...
> > In article <GJmdnRPPpL8f1yHa...@pcisys.net>,
> > "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote:
> >
> >> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in message
> >> news:mlevinespmfltr-C04...@news.supernews.com...
> >> > In article <vsMuj.34535$LD6....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> >> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >> >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >> > nemo wrote:
> >> >> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>
> >> >> > > And he noted the fact in his log using a pen guin.
> >> >> > A log table?
> >> >> The fact that he didn't have one of those was no table.
> >> >
> >> > An not log-ical...
> >>
> >> You wood know.
> >
> > I knew it the moment I saw it.
>
> Usually, I don't remark on these horrid puns, but
> I'd been drinking Tanqueray and I was hammered.
Try drinking screwdrivers instead -- at least you get the vitamin C.
MosNot
> In article <xb2dnQzVK9IuUSHa...@pcisys.net>,
> "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote:
>> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> wrote in message
>> >> > An not log-ical...
>> >> You wood know.
>> > I knew it the moment I saw it.
>> Usually, I don't remark on these horrid puns, but
>> I'd been drinking Tanqueray and I was hammered.
>
> Try drinking screwdrivers instead -- at least you get the vitamin C.
A healthy drunk, but my condition
would still leave me out on a limb.
MosNot
I dunno about that....but.....
Time to play with Liary's head;
and keeping it on the level;
I would screw for you.