Wanted: Little Audrey Jokes

[David Stabb]

These jokes were popular many years ago, I recall my grandmother telling me
some of them - must have been WW1 or so that they peaked.

All of them end in "And Little Audrey just laughed and laughed because . . ."
Unfortunately, I only remember one of them, and it's not all that funny, but
here goes:

Little Audrey was captured by cannibals (generally embellish)
When the chief told her that they were going to put her in a big pot and
cook her for dinner, Little Audrey just laughed and laughed because as she
looked at all thier hungry faces, she knew there wouldn't be enough of her
to go around.

OK, so the one I remember isn't funny. But it's Americana. <g>

dst...@bix.com Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening.
How difficult it is to tell when you're
locked in a tiny room with no windows
dst...@epix.net and artificial lights.

____|)avid

[Robert W. Hart]

David Stabb (dst...@epix.net) wrote:
: These jokes were popular many years ago, I recall my grandmother telling me

: some of them - must have been WW1 or so that they peaked.

My sister used to know a lot of Little Audrey jokes. Here's the only
one I remember right now.

Little Audrey's mother told her she shouldn't climb trees wearing her
dress, because the boys would see her panties. Little Audrey just
laughed and laughed, because she knew she never wore panties.

-Rob

[Geoffrey Palmer]

In article <dstabb.11...@newsserver.epix.net>,

David Stabb <dst...@epix.net> wrote:
>These jokes were popular many years ago, I recall my grandmother telling me
>some of them - must have been WW1 or so that they peaked.
>
>All of them end in "And Little Audrey just laughed and laughed because . . ."
>Unfortunately, I only remember one of them, and it's not all that funny, but
>here goes:
>
>Little Audrey was captured by cannibals (generally embellish)
>When the chief told her that they were going to put her in a big pot and
>cook her for dinner, Little Audrey just laughed and laughed because as she
>looked at all thier hungry faces, she knew there wouldn't be enough of her
>to go around.
>

Little Audrey was the only passenger on a plane that was about to
crash. The pilot said to the co-pilot, "There's only two parachutes.
Grab the other one and let's get out of here."
"What about Little Audrey?" asked the co-pilot.
"Fuck Little Audrey!" said the pilot and Little Audrey laughed
and laughed because she knew they didn't have time.

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/ /_/ / __/ /_/ / __/ __/ ___Geoff Palmer___
\____/\___/\____/_/ /_/ pal...@actrix.gen.nz

[ston...@gmail.com]

Mother scolded little Audrey for cutting the toilet seat in half. Little Audrey just laughed and laughed cause she knew that her little half-assed cousins were coming to visit.

[Virgil]

In article <009d4d90-7b95-461f...@googlegroups.com>,

Little Audrey's brother was sent to the store to get some fly paper.
Little Audrey just laughed and laughed 'cause she knew that flies didn't
bother to use paper.
--

[sar...@gmail.com]

Little Audrey & her mama went walking in
The forest when a tree suddenly fell on her ma & killed her. Little Audrey just laughed and laughed cuz she knew mama couldn't karaoke.

[hozh...@aol.com]

Warning: this one not suitable for work.

Little Audrey was dating a basketball player, and one day she felt ill and went to the doctor. The doctor told her, "Little Audrey, I have good news for you. You're pregnant!" But Little Audrey just laughed and laughed, because she knew that basketball players always dribble before they shoot.

[peggylga...@gmail.com]

One day little Aydrey's mother sent her to the store to buy fly paper. Little Audrey just laughed and laughed. She knew flies didn't use paper.