no arms and no legs
Joel Tornatore
Does anyone have a huge list of "What do you call a
guy with no arms and no legs..." jokes? If not, can
we start one?
Here's a few to start.....
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who....
...is floating in the ocean?
Bob
...on your doorstep?
Matt
...comes in the mail?
Bill
...is nailed to the wall?
Art
(What do you call his arms and legs? Pieces of Art.)
...is on a roll?
Frank
...is in a pile of leaves?
Russel (my personal favorite)
What do you call a girl with no arms and legs who....
is in the garden?
Rose
plays five instruments at the same time?
The Band (another personal favorite)
You can send them to me (j...@eng.sun.com) and I will post
a list, or post them yourselves. (I prefer if everyone posts
them... it's more fun.)
Thanks.
joel
pack backer
>Hello hello....
>
>Does anyone have a huge list of "What do you call a
>guy with no arms and no legs..." jokes? If not, can
>we start one?
>
In the same manner there are a bunch of Johnny jokes....
Can Johnny come out to play?
Johnny has no arms or legs.
That's O.K. we just need him for second base.
or....
That's O.K. we want to watch him do flip flops on the hot cemment.
Any others?
Mark
kewasi...@amherst.edu
> Hello hello....
>
> Does anyone have a huge list of "What do you call a
> guy with no arms and no legs..." jokes? If not, can
> we start one?
>
t's a little different, but how 'bout:
what do you call a girl with one leg?
eileen
DX560 Mark Nowak
face down in the garden?..................Pete
What do you call a man with no arms or legs
20 years older, on the wall?............Pop Art
What do you call a man with no arms or legs
in the trunk of your car?................Jack
What do you call a man with no arms or legs
trying to waterski?......................Skip
What do you call a man with no arms or legs
on the front porch?.....................Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
in a ditch?..............................Phil
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
flying over a fence?..................Homer
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
buried up to the neck?.................Spike
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
waterskiing?............................Skip
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
in the ocean?............................Bob
What if he has mechanical arms and legs and is
swimming in the ocean?..................Rusty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
in a swimming pool?......................Wade
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
hanging on the wall?......................Art
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
on the doorstep?.........................Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
in a pile of leaves?....................Russell
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
in a meat grinder?......................Chuck
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
on a BBQ grill?........................Frank
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs
on a BBQ grill?..........................Patti
What do you call a woman with no arms and one leg?
..........................................Ilene
What if she is Chinese?...................Irene
Where do they work?.......................IHOP
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs
hanging over a window?................Curt and Rod
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs
on a stage?...........................Mike and Stan
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
that's full of shit?.....................John
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
whose color is just a bit off?...........Hugh
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
who is pinned under a car?...............Jack
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
stuffed in a mailbox?....................Bill
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
lying beside a carnival ride?...........Ralph
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs
who work at the cemetary?............Doug and Barry
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
in a dump truck?.......................Rocky
What do you call this one man with no arms and no legs
who is amazed?.....................A Paul
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
lying on a lawyers' desk?................Will
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
being run over by a car?.................Lane
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
in a blender?............................Nick
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
in a bathtub?..........................Dwayne
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
on a chalkboard?........................Mark
What do you call a man with no arms and whose legs
are cut off at knees?....................Neil
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
under a bed?.............................Dusty
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who
has scoliosis (curvature of the spine)?......Ben
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs
that no one would bother to pick up?........Penny
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs
in a frying pan?.............................Pam
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs
by the ocean side?..........................Sandy
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
that's foaming at the mouth?................Bud
What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs
who has a mural on him......................Van
What do you say to a woman with no arms and no
legs?.................................Nice Tits
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you call a man with no arms or legs who's playing the piano?
... Clever Dick ...
- AG
Gordon Hunn
Beatrix Potter.
And just to get back to the subject ...
What do call an oriental girl with no arms and no legs with a
food processor on her head?
Blenda.
Boris The Blond.
Adam Carlson
mine:
What do you call a person who is just pretending to have no arms and
no legs?
Josh
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Lou Kvitek
ok, some of my favorites, I'm sure they must have been posted at some point
in time, but...
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs:
in a pile of leaves? Russell
hanging on the wall? Art
lying in a hole? Phil
on the doorstep? Matt
in the mailbox? Bill
in a hot tub? Stew
swimming? Bob
water skiing? Skip
8-)