Canonical List of International Swearing
Tim.N...@canada.ncr.ca
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Revised: 27 August 1993
Mini Table of Contents
1) Introduction
2) The LIST
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INTRODUCTION
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The following is a list of swear words in a variety of languages. I am
trying to build on it, so that when I go a-travelling, and someone is
yelling at me, I know how to respond in kind.
Please help me to expand my list by sending:
language swear word - english translation - phonetics for pronunciation
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THE LIST
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French (France and Quebec)
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Merde - Shit
Va tu faire foutre! - Fuck off/Go fuck yourself/Stuff it
Tu m'emmerde - Fuck you (literally, "you are in my shit")
Russian
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Mirda - Shit (from the spanish)
Blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (literally "pale wonder")
Spanish
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Mirda - Shit
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Paul Abbott
puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch)
pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult
Jim Huber
>In article <CCpq6...@ncrcan.canada.ncr.com> Tim.N...@Canada.NCR.CA writes:
>>The Canonical List of International Swearing
>>============================================
>>
>[stuff]
>>Spanish
>>-------
>>
>>Mirda - Shit
Actually, it's "mierda" - we wouldn't want to use the word towards
someone and have them laugh at us :)
Also, what would be nice is a pronunciation for the terms.
Jim
Oh...here's a good one to add to the list - "chi chis" (I forget if it's one
word or two), which is slang for male or female genitals....just think about
THAT next time you go for mexican food at Chi Chi's :)
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German:
arsh geficte wienistmann (spelling is bad enough in english - I know
that's wrong, but fuck me if I can spell in German!) I means (loosly
translated) "Go assfuck Santa!"
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Carlos Y. Villalpando
> In article <CCpq6...@ncrcan.canada.ncr.com> Tim.N...@Canada.NCR.CA writes:
> >The Canonical List of International Swearing
> >============================================
> >THE LIST
> >--------
> >
> >French (France and Quebec)
> >--------------------------
> >
> >Merde - Shit
> >Va tu faire foutre! - Fuck off/Go fuck yourself/Stuff it
> >Tu m'emmerde - Fuck you (literally, "you are in my shit")
> >
> >Russian
> >-------
> >
> >Mirda - Shit (from the spanish)
> >Blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (literally "pale wonder")
> >
> >Spanish
> >-------
> >
> >Mirda - Shit
I've heard "Mierda" alot more often (in fact, i've only heard "mirda" once)
> chingar - to fuck i.e. "!chinga te!" (fuck you) or "!ay, chinga!" (oh, fuck)
Also in Mexico for fuck: cojer (cojete: go fuck yourself) I've also heard
"follar"
> puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch)
(At least in Mexico) puta is used more often to represent "whore"
> pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult
Believe it or not: it means "pubic hair"
pinche: stingy
guey: Mule, idiot.
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James L. Haynes
: In article <CCpq6...@ncrcan.canada.ncr.com>
: Tim.N...@Canada.NCR.CA writes:
: >The Canonical List of International Swearing
: >============================================
: >
: >Revised: 27 August 1993
: >
: >Mini Table of Contents
: >1) Introduction
: >2) The LIST
German:
Hundin: Bitch (female dog) (huntin)
Himmel Donner Wetter: (no translation--very strong curse;Literally-'heaven
thunder weather)
Scheiss Kopf: (Shit head)
michael
Saug mich! (Suck me) Saug meinen Schwanz! (Suck my dick...(tail, really)!
That's all for now.
HOLMAN EUGENE
way of saying 'Fuck off!')
Yop tvayu mat'! /YOHP tvaYOU MAT'/ '(Literally) I've fucked your mother!' (
The Russian way of saying 'Fuck off!')
Kazhdyi drochit kak on hochet! /KAZHdi DROCHit kak on KHOCHit/ '(Literally)
Everone jerks off in the manner he wants to!' (The Russian way of saying '
'Different strokes for different folks!')
Isten f sa segedbe! /ISHtan FAHsho SHAGedbe/ '(Literally) May God's prick go
up your ass!' (The Hungarian way of saying 'Fuck off!')
Chris Ruckman
Southeastern United States (a foreign country in many respects):
Shit (SHEEE-yit): shit
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ricki R. Wegner
>German: Fick dich! (Fuck you) Ficken sie! (Fuck you, politely)
> Saug mich! (Suck me) Saug meinen Schwanz! (Suck my dick...(tail, really)!
We don't say either of those.
Alternative suggestions with sexual connotation:
Du kannst mich mal am Hobel blasen --- you can blow my plane (plane in the
sense of a carpenter's tool, meaning dick, of course)
Fick dich ins Knie --- fuck your knee (fuck off)
Leck mich am Arsch --- kiss (lick) my ass
ObJoke
Two cows are sitting in the cellar and sawing oil. Says one: "Tomorrow
is Xmas!" Says the other: "I know, but I'm not going. I'll open a can
of food instead."
ricki R. Wegner
>German:
>
>arsh geficte wienistmann (spelling is bad enough in english - I know
>that's wrong, but fuck me if I can spell in German!) I means (loosly
>translated) "Go assfuck Santa!"
it is
Arschgefickter Weihnachtsmann --- assfucked Santa.
I have never heard this in Germany (yes I live here), and I never heard
that Santa was the passive part of a gay couple either >;->
ObJoke:
a pink elephant child sits at the corner of the street and knits small
blue clouds. A policeman passes and says: "Are you already allowed to
do that, little elephant?" The elephant says "Yes sure, it's already
half past seven!"
ricki R. Wegner
>German:
> Hundin: Bitch (female dog) (huntin)
... and two "umlaut" dots on the "u".
>Himmel Donner Wetter: (no translation--very strong curse;Literally-'heaven
>thunder weather)
Also:
Himmel, Arsch und Wolkenbruch! --- heaven, ass and heavy rain ;-)
>Scheiss Kopf: (Shit head)
We don't say that. Instead:
Knallkopf --- half-wit
Arschloch --- asshole
Arschgeige --- asshole (literally, "ass violin"; no idea why)
ObJoke:
Two hedgehogs are sitting on the chimney and knitting a motorbike.
A submarine flies nearby. Says one hedgehog to the other: "I don't believe
this whole thing."
Roy Dictus
wi...@carson.u.washington.edu (Paul Abbott) wrote:
>
> In article <CCpq6...@ncrcan.canada.ncr.com> Tim.N...@Canada.NCR.CA writes:
> >The Canonical List of International Swearing
> >============================================
Dutch
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Eikel (dickhead)
Stomme kloot (stupid "testicle")
Hoerenbok ("frequent John")
Achterlijke deb (retarted idiot)
Reetkikker (assfrog, often used against homosexuals)
Viswijf (woman who sells fish at the market; it means
"foul-tongued woman"; archaic)
Steenpuist (wart)
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Bastian Ress
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|> Fick dich ins Knie --- fuck your knee (fuck off)
|>
|> Leck mich am Arsch --- kiss (lick) my ass
|>
|>
|> ObJoke
|> Two cows are sitting in the cellar and sawing oil. Says one: "Tomorrow
|> is Xmas!" Says the other: "I know, but I'm not going. I'll open a can
|> of food instead."
Du kannst Dir Deine ObJokes in den Arsch schieben!
(Take your ObJokes and shove 'em up your ass!)
(of course I only wanted to post some swearing...
never meant to insult you, Ricki... ) O;-)
ObJoke:
Q: What was the last thing that went through the car driver's head?
A: The spoiler!
Bastian
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When I get to heaven, God will tell me: "Listen man, why should we cook for
only two people, me and you? I think we better go to hell and eat there..."
And that's where I'll meet you all again... O;-)
Jon Pardue
>Yop tvayu mat'! /YOHP tvaYOU MAT'/ '(Literally) I've fucked your mother!' (
>The Russian way of saying 'Fuck off!')
>
>Kazhdyi drochit kak on hochet! /KAZHdi DROCHit kak on KHOCHit/ '(Literally)
>Everone jerks off in the manner he wants to!' (The Russian way of saying '
>'Different strokes for different folks!')
On a related note, I remember a friend of mine who was a Russion major once
translated a toast: "To tasty pussy!" It went something like
"Fezkuznyu pezdu," but for all I know he was pulling my leg. Can any of
you Russian speakers provide the correct translation, or any other halfway
twisted toasts?
SpahSEEbah,
- Jon
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Vera Izrailit
: On a related note, I remember a friend of mine who was a Russion major once
: translated a toast: "To tasty pussy!" It went something like
: "Fezkuznyu pezdu," but for all I know he was pulling my leg. Can any of
: you Russian speakers provide the correct translation, or any other halfway
: twisted toasts?
Za vkusnuyu pizdu = to tasty pussy (Russian)
Not that I've ever heard a Russian say that as a toast...
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: Russian
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: Mirda - Shit (from the spanish)
: Blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (literally "pale wonder")
I think some Russian made a joke on you. Russian words for 'shit' are:
dermo,
gavno
more Russian:
huy - dick
pizda - pussy
zhopa - ass
idi na huy - go fuck yourself (literally, 'go to the dick')
blyat' - whore, and also an expletive used like 'shit' in English
Portuguese:
cacete, caralho -dick
puta - whore
filho/a da puta - son/daughter of a bitch
merda - shit
cafageste - pimp
foda-se - fuck you
Finnish:
vittu - pussy
kyrpa - dick
paska - shit
painu vittuun - fuck off (literally, 'fall into a pussy')
veda kateen - fuck off (literally, 'jerk off')
Maurice E. Suhre
It's been over 30 years since I struggled with German in grad school, so
watch out for my spelling :-)
The New Cassels German Dictionary (circa 1958) had these definitions:
Schiess: shit,crap. [Then in italics it had "vulg."]
Following that definition was
Scheissfrueher: undesirable fellow
I wondered if something had been lost in translation :-)
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ricki R. Wegner
>The New Cassels German Dictionary (circa 1958) had these definitions:
>Schiess: shit, crap. [Then in italics it had "vulg."]
^^^^ei
>Following that definition was
>
>Scheissfrueher: undesirable fellow
>
>I wondered if something had been lost in translation :-)
If so, it must have been hidden very well in the original. "Scheissfrueher"?
"Shit former"? "Shit before"? Doesn't remind me of any German word I know.
Anybody got a copy of that dictionary and volunteers to look it up? ;-)
Macht mich nicht an, sonst hau ich euch die Fresse platt!
Don't flame [or annoy] me, or I'll beat your face flat!
:-) No I wouldn't. I advocate non-violence. :-)
ricki
David K. Hudson
something that sounded like maa-rree-cone. Anyone know what they meant?
danny willis
this group lately. None of them sounds like actual swearing
I've heard, and only "Saug mein Schwanz" like anything they
might say.
Here's a genuine one: "Du kannst mich". It doesn't sound like
much (its literal meaning is "you can [do something not specified]
to me") but every German understands it as "Du kannst mich am Arsch
lecken" ("you can lick my ass").
Its normal usage is a surly response to a request:
"I know the office closed five minutes ago, but as you're
standing there, can I have a list of tourist lodgings?"
"Du kannst mich, du!"
danny willis
Hundin, Himmel Donnerwetter, Scheisskopf: well, they do say
Scheisskopf, but I suspect it's from English. Donnerwetter
is utterly mild.
I heard a saintly old lady refer to rainy weather as
"Scheisswetter" once; I think if they really want to complain about
the weather they say "Sauwetter". Incidentally it's much
more likely to get a woman annoyed to call her a "Sau" than a
"Hundin", which sounds sort of antique "You she-dog!"
Sean Malloy
>'ve seen some strange-looking supposedly German swearwords on
>this group lately. None of them sounds like actual swearing
>I've heard, and only "Saug mein Schwanz" like anything they
>might say.
>
>Here's a genuine one: "Du kannst mich". It doesn't sound like
>much (its literal meaning is "you can [do something not specified]
>to me") but every German understands it as "Du kannst mich am Arsch
>lecken" ("you can lick my ass").
Some others from _The International Dictionary of Obscenity_:
"Du hast einen Furz im Hirn" -- you've got some wierd ideas
(lit. trans. 'you have a fart in your brain')
"Das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an!" -- none of your fucking
business!
(lit. trans. 'that concerns you like wet shit')
"Arsch mit Ohren" -- a stupid person
(lit. trans. 'ass with ears')
However, I think that Russian obscenities have more flavor. Some of the
more entertaining ones:
vypirdak, vypirdka -- brat
(lit. trans. 'someone produced by farting')
"On z gavna penki snimayit" -- he's a greedy bastard
(lit. trans. 'he skims the foam off of shit')
"Pasasi zalupu!" -- Fuck, no! (refusal to a request)
(lit. trans. 'suck a foreskin')
"zasrat magzi _____" -- to fool or deceive _____
(lit. trans. 'shit on _____'s brains')
"Tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai" -- mind your own business
(lit. trans. 'you're not being fucked, so don't wiggle your ass')
"zalupa konskaya" -- asshole, jerk
(lit. trans. 'horse's foreskin')
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Charles R. Hohenstein
su...@meltami.dsd.trw.com (Maurice E. Suhre) wrote:
>
> It's been over 30 years since I struggled with German in grad school, so
> watch out for my spelling :-)
>
> The New Cassels German Dictionary (circa 1958) had these definitions:
>
> Schiess: shit,crap. [Then in italics it had "vulg."]
Look again. Schiessen and scheissen are two very different words.
>
> Following that definition was
>
> Scheissfrueher: undesirable fellow
>
> I wondered if something had been lost in translation :-)
Frueher means "earlier," so Scheissfrueher would mean shit earlier, but I
have never heard this expression. Are you sure it wasn't Scheissekerl or
something like that? Or maybe Scheissefuehrer, which could mean something
like the head shit (although I haven't heard that either)?
Scheisse is indeed a wonderful word in German, and capable of lots of
exciting variations, including the ever-popular "Das ist mir Scheiss-egal"
(I don't give a shit, literally "it's shit-equal to me").
Charles Hohenstein
ricki R. Wegner
>I seem to remember some Puerto Rican friends insulting each other with
>something that sounded like maa-rree-cone. Anyone know what they meant?
It is a colloquial Spanish word for "gay man" --- and it's only an insult
if you take it to be one. (spelled "maricon" with accent grave on the "o".)
ricki "yes I am that way too, and in German it's 'schwul' "
ObJoke (told to me by male gay friend):
- How big must a nice bed be?
- Must allow two to be lying, and two to be standing up in it.
Dennis Monk
>
> Msg-ID: <1993Sep4.1...@wuphys.wustl.edu>
> Posted: Sat, 4 Sep 1993 17:07:57
>
> Org. : Physics Dept, Washington U in St Louis
>
> I seem to remember some Puerto Rican friends insulting each other with
> something that sounded like maa-rree-cone. Anyone know what they meant?
Sounds like "American". *Very* insulting =)
-Den
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The German mathematician Gumbel lost his venia legendi [permission
to work as a professor], because he said that war didn't remind him of
a young woman with a laurel branch in her hand, but of a turnip.
(From a book called "Lexikon des nutzlossen Wissens", that is "dictionary
of useless knowledge". It's hilarious, someone should translate it as a
whole... not me. ;-)
Pat Cameron
[stuff deleted.]
>>Spanish
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>>
>>Mirda - Shit
>chingar - to fuck i.e. "!chinga te!" (fuck you) or "!ay, chinga!" (oh, fuck)
>puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch)
>pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult
>
>
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It's mierda, not mirda. And pandejo could be translated as a beat off or
one who maturbates.
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>I seem to remember some Puerto Rican friends insulting each other with
>something that sounded like maa-rree-cone. Anyone know what they meant?
Maricon: Homosexual
Also,
Playo (Costa Rica)
Joto (Mexico)
Un Loca (Venezuela: not common)
Also common is Guevon (pronounced gway-vone): "Big-balls"
James Perkins
knulla (infinitive, "to fuck")
Daniel B Case
>In article <266602...@dns1.NMSU.Edu> jha...@dante.nmsu.edu (James L. Haynes) writes:
>
>>German:
>> Hundin: Bitch (female dog) (huntin)
>
>
>>Himmel Donner Wetter: (no translation--very strong curse;Literally-'heaven
>>thunder weather)
>
>Also:
>Himmel, Arsch und Wolkenbruch! --- heaven, ass and heavy rain ;-)
>
>>Scheiss Kopf: (Shit head)
>
>We don't say that. Instead:
>
>Knallkopf --- half-wit
>Arschloch --- asshole
>Arschgeige --- asshole (literally, "ass violin"; no idea why)
I also read that Bavarians use these swears when the Polizei pull them over:
Dammischer Bullen! - Stupid Bull!
Pfannstiel! - Smelly boot!
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>I seem to remember some Puerto Rican friends insulting each other with
>something that sounded like maa-rree-cone. Anyone know what they meant?
"Maricon". It seems to be a swear word in most Spanish-speaking cultures, but
with different meanings-"asshole" one place, "faggot" another.
"Huevo" ("egg") also means "faggot" in some parts of South America.
Daniel B Case
chier - to crap.
pe'ter- to fart.
la nichon- tit.
la con- cunt.
Stephen M. Webb
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>
>French (France and Quebec)
>--------------------------
>
>Merde - Shit
>Va tu faire foutre! - Fuck off/Go fuck yourself/Stuff it
>Tu m'emmerde - Fuck you (literally, "you are in my shit")
Mange de la merde - (Monj d'la mayrd) literally, "eat shit".
Actually, in French, shit just happens. It's about as expletive as "damn" in
English. In Quebec (I dunno France), you want to express yourself with
words that risk censure, you have to go with expressions like "tabernac"
(in English, "tabernacle", a small box where religious sacraments are stored),
"calisse" (English: "chalice", the cup used for sacramental wine during
religious ceremonies), or, more often, "fuck". Sit in a bar listening to
people watch a hockey game, a dialogue might go:
"Viens! Viens! Allons-y Guy! Shoot to score!"
The forward makes a shot on goal, misses.
"Tabernac! Fuck. Espece de retard."
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>
> Msg-ID: <CD03L...@acsu.buffalo.edu>
> Posted: Tue, 7 Sep 1993 20:32:00
>
> Org. : University at Buffalo
>
> Some more French:
>
> chier - to crap.
>
> pe'ter- to fart.
>
> la nichon- tit.
>
> la con- cunt.
tapette - faggot
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It is very thorough and provides example sentences. I've seen it in a few
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writes:
>The Canonical List of International Swearing
Not exactly swearwords, but two of my favorite vulgarisms in Russian:
Eto tebe tak nuzhno kak pizde budil'nik. /AYtah tiBYEH tahk NOOZHNnuh
kahk peezDYEH buDEELnik/ 'You need that like a cunt needs an alarm
clock'. (The Russian way of saying 'You need that like a fish needs a
bicycle'.)
Luchshe hui v ruke chem pizda na gorizonte. /LUCHshe WHOEE vruKYEH chem
peezDAH na goriZONTyeh/ 'Better a prick in the hand than a cunt on the
horizon.' /The Russian way of saying 'A bird in hand is worth two in the
bush.'
I've been told that in ARABIC there are wonderfully elaborate ways of
swearing with meaning such as 'May a herd of camels shit on the grave of
your paternal grandmother!'
Does anyone out there know any of these?
Have fun.
Eugene
Antonio Jorge Marques
In article <267r8s$g...@news.bu.edu> izra...@bu.edu (Vera Izrailit) writes:
> Tim.N...@Canada.NCR.CA wrote:
>
> : Russian
> : -------
>
> : Mirda - Shit (from the spanish)
> : Blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (literally "pale wonder")
>
> I think some Russian made a joke on you. Russian words for 'shit' are:
> dermo,
> gavno
>
> more Russian:
>
> huy - dick
> pizda - pussy
> zhopa - ass
> idi na huy - go fuck yourself (literally, 'go to the dick')
> blyat' - whore, and also an expletive used like 'shit' in English
>
> Portuguese:
>
> cacete, caralho -dick
> puta - whore
> filho/a da puta - son/daughter of a bitch
> merda - shit
> cafageste - pimp
This isn't real;y Portuguese , the brasilians tell it but we
portuguese don't we prefer
bimbo , chulo - pimp
cu - ass
> foda-se - fuck you
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>
> : Russian
> : -------
>
> : Mirda - Shit (from the spanish)
> : Blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (literally "pale wonder")
>
> I think some Russian made a joke on you. Russian words for 'shit' are:
> dermo,
> gavno
>
> more Russian:
>
> huy - dick
> pizda - pussy
> zhopa - ass
> idi na huy - go fuck yourself (literally, 'go to the dick')
> blyat' - whore, and also an expletive used like 'shit' in English
>
> Portuguese:
>
> cacete, caralho -dick
> puta - whore
> filho/a da puta - son/daughter of a bitch
> merda - shit
> cafageste - pimp
P Atcliffe
>I've been told that in ARABIC there are wonderfully elaborate ways of
>swearing with meaning such as 'May a herd of camels shit on the grave of
>your paternal grandmother!'
>Does anyone out there know any of these?
>
I don't know if it's genuine, but this one has been around for a while:
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"
...or, if you really want to hurt, "...infest your pubic hair!"
Dave
{> In article <265dn1$8...@news.u.washington.edu> wi...@carson.u.washington.edu (
{> >In article <CCpq6...@ncrcan.canada.ncr.com> Tim.N...@Canada.NCR.CA write
{>
{> [stuff deleted.]
{>
{> >>Spanish
{> >>-------
{> >>
{> >>Mirda - Shit
{> >chingar - to fuck i.e. "!chinga te!" (fuck you) or "!ay, chinga!" (oh, fuck)
{> >puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch)
{> >pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult
{> >
{> >
is anyone out here complilin this list ? I could use a summary
rather than 150-200 individual one line messages
bitch bitch moan moan, I wish I had a good joke.
-David Ristau
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Andrew Sak Wai Ming
>The Canonical List of International Swearing
>
>Revised: 27 August 1993
>
>
> [Stuff deleted]
>
>Russian
>-------
>
>Mirda - Shit (from the spanish)
>Blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (literally "pale wonder")
>
>
Clancy
>Spanish
>-------
>
>Mirda - Shit
>
Andrew Sak
"Opinions expressed are not necessarily those of my employer"
Simon Hart
who know the language...
job twaja match - Your mothers cunt!
Used to be rude to people as in "Go fuck yourself!"
The spelling is phonetic.
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maybe I have something to say about the German and Bavarian swears.
Tim.N...@Canada.NCR.COM writes:
>The Canonical List of International Swearing
>============================================
>Revised: 07 September 1993
[...]
>German
>------
There are no problems to write this strange 'B' (sharp s) as 'ss'
>scheiBe [shyza] - shit
>scheiBkopf [shyzkof] - shithead
some more:
scheissdreck - strengthening of shit
scheisskerl - "shit fellow"
Arschloch - asshole
if you want to play a bit of noblety, you can say "scheibe" (with a 'b')
that sounds ab bit like scheisse, but isn't really this word.
Normally germans don't swear with 'fucking', the following I heard
rarely.
>fick dich - fuck you
>fick mich - fuck me
>du verdammter arschficker - you damn assfucker
>mach es dir selber - ??
fuck yourself, do it to tourself
some more:
Du Wixer - onanist
Schwuler - gay person
>willst du mit mir schlafen - will you sleep with me?
>ich moechte mit dir schlafen - I would like to sleep with you
No swearing
>arsh geficte wienistmann - go assfuck Santa (loosly translated)
I never heard that, but why not: Arsch gefickter Weihnachtsmann
>hundin [huntin] - bitch (female dog)
Fotze - cunt
dreckiges Weibsstueck - dirty woman (Lit. dirty piece of woman)
Hure or Nutte - whore, slut
>himmel donner wetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
> (Lit. heaven thunder weather)
really not very strong.
a bit stronger is
himmel arsch und zwirn - (Lit. heaven arse and twine)
>das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
> (Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)
das geht dich einen Scheissdreck an
or a bit more distinguished:
das geht dich einen feuchten Kehricht an
But the most important of all you don't have in your list (usable as I know
in whole Germany not only in bavaria):
Leck mich am Arsch - kiss my backside/lick my arse(ass)
>Bavarian
>--------
>* pronunciation rules:
>* stressed syllable is preceded by ^
>* "U" pronounced as in "but"
>* word pronounced as literal translation meaning
>Saupreiss [^sow price] - prussian pig (not being a bavarian)
saupreiss, amerikanischer - ironic for "you american prussian pig"
>Haderlump [^hUderloomp] - wicked, asocial person
>Bazi [^bah tsee] - bad dude (could be friendly, too)
Ladirl - limp (?, oh my dictionary) man, who fears his wife
Grischbal - very small, thin man
Depp - (yes, same as the name of this actor) Idiot
Schlawiner or Schlawack - wicked, asocial person
>Zaehfixalleluja [tse ^fix Ulle ^luyA] - crucifix-halleluya/Darn! Dammit!
Kruzifix [grootseefiks] - crucifix/ Dammit!
Kreizkruzifix [kr I ts grootseefiks] - crucifix/ Dammit!
Himmiherrgodsakrament - Heaven Lord and scrament
kruzituerken, Kruzinesen - same as Kruzifix, but to not saying the holy
word, it is turned over to cruci-turks, cruci-chinese
>Am Orsch leckst mi [Am ^orsh laxed me] - lick my ass/fuck me
But:
ja mi leggst am Oasch (strong accent on 'mi'[mee]) - can express heavy
surprise
>Jessasmariandjosef [^yes sirs ^mAryAnd ^yosef] - Jesus, Mary and Joseph
> (Being catholic, Bavarians prefer holy names/words for swearing)
Literature:
Eichborn-Verlag, Schmutzige Woerter in 6 Sprachen (dirty words in 6
languages).
for today its enough.
Lucky exploring,
Robert
Tim.N...@canada.ncr.com
============================================
Revised: 07 September 1993
Mini Table of Contents
1) Introduction
2) The LIST
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
INTRODUCTION
------------
The following is a list of swear words in a variety of languages. I am
trying to build on it, so that when I go a-travelling, and someone is
yelling at me, I know how to respond in kind.
Please help me to expand my list by sending:
language swear word - english translation - phonetics for pronunciation
The list is set up as:
swear word [phonetics] - english translation (description)
Thanks to those who have contributed and continue to do so. Everyone is
anonymous unless explicitely asking to be included.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE LIST
--------
Unknown
-------
ah tz nai del ho nan hoai - ??
French (France)
---------------
merde - shit
va te faire foutre (vaht-fair-FOOTR) - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
va chier (vah-she-YEH) - fuck off (lit.: "go and shit")
tu m'emmerdes (tu-mung-MEHRD) - you're pissing me off
(lit.: "you're shitting on me")
manges la merde - eat shit
French (Quebec Canada)
----------------------
mange d'la marde - eat some shit
va chier calisse - go shit
tu me fais chier - you make me shit
encule - fuck you (anal style)
salope - bitch
leche'-moi et saire me renier - lick me and make me cum
baisez vous - fuck you
bais moi - fuck me
merde - shit
va te faire foutre - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
tu m'emmerdes - fuck you (literally, "you are in my shit")
Russian
-------
* obviously I cannot write out the Russian characters for these
blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (literally "pale wonder" - may not be valid)
govno (guv-NO) - shit
dermo (der-MO) - shit
poshol na khui (puh-SHAWL NAH-khooy) - Fuck off (lit.: "go onto a dick")
Poshol v zhopu (puh-SHAWL VZHO-poo) - Fuck off (lit.: "go into an asshole")
tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business
(lit. You're not being fucked, so don't wiggle your ass)
baltattsya kak govno v prorubi - to be flighty or indecisive (?)
(lit. to bob like shit in a hole in the ice)
Spanish
-------
mierda [me air duh] - shit
caca - shit
chingar (v) - to fuck
!chinga te! [ching-a-tay] - fuck you
!ay, chinga! - oh, fuck
chinga su madre - go fuck your mother
leche (lay-chay) - usually, this means milk, however, in the proper
context (i.e. when used as a sentence) it loosely translates to
"I shat in the milk of your mother which you then suckled"
DO NOT say this to a native speaker unless you like to fight, it's
one of the absolute worst Spanish insults.
cojer (v) - to fuck (Mexico)
cojete - go fuck yourself (Mexico)
puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch, whore)
pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult (Lit. pubic hair)
pinche - stingy (as in cheap)
guey - mule, idiot
mama la pingga - suck my dick
besa mi cula - kiss my ass
maricon - homosexual (Puerto Rico)
playo - homosexual (Costa Rica)
joto - homosexual (Mexico)
un loca - homosexual (Venezuela: not common)
guevon [gway-vone] - big-balls
Italian
-------
mierde - shit
fungula - fuck
malaka - bastard
butana - cunt
Portuguese
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fudar [fu.dar'] v.t. (regular -ar verb) - to fuck
Present Indicative: fudo
fudas
fuda
fudamos
fudais (formal, c.f. "ye fuck")
fudam
Imperative: fuda (tu) (intimate)
fude (voce) (casual)
fudemos (nos) (mutual)
fudai (vos) (formal)
fudem (voces) (multiple)
Brazilian Portuguese
--------------------
veado (ve.a.do) n.m. - poofter
German
------
scheiBe [shyza] - shit
scheiBkopf [shyzkof] - shithead
fick dich - fuck you
fick mich - fuck me
du verdammter arschficker - you damn assfucker
mach es dir selber - ??
willst du mit mir schlafen - will you sleep with me?
ich moechte mit dir schlafen - I would like to sleep with you
arsh geficte wienistmann - go assfuck Santa (loosly translated)
hundin [huntin] - bitch (female dog)
himmel donner wetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)
das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
(Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)
Chinese (Cantonese - Hong Kong)
-------------------------------
* obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
sigh - shit
tsao - fuck
gan - fuck
tsao ni ma - fuck your mother
due lei lo mo - fuck your mother
due kau neh - fuck you
tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
due lei lo mo...hun ga tzan -
Chinese (Manderin - China and Taiwan)
-------------------------------------
* obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
chin wo de pigu [cheen woah duh pee-goo] - kiss my ass
gan [gone] - fuck
gan ni niang - fuck your mother; mother fucker
gan lin nyah [gone leen nia] - fuck your mother
gan ni lao moo - fuck your mother
gan lin lau voo - fuck your mother
ni shi bai chi - you are an idiot
ni shi sai gooa - you are a fool
wa tsao - (I) fuck
ta ma de - fuck your mother
si lang kow - dead man doggie
ni hao ma? - how are you?
gosch [goshe w/long o] - shit
po gai - go fall in the streets
ni shi hwin dan - you are an asshole
lea zi gan yen - ??
Malaysia and Indonesia
----------------------
puki - pussy
botuh - dick
puki mak - fuck your mother
saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom
Japanese (apparently the Japanese don't swear much)
----------------------------------------------------
* obviously I cannot write out the Japanese characters for these
kuso - damn/shit
chikusho - shit/damn
chichi - penis
Vietnamese
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goo - dick
geeum - pussy
dum (doom) mare may - fuck your mother
lo-de - asshole
Haitian Creole
--------------
L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)
kolan guete maman ou - fuck you (Lit. your mother's {southern privates})
dan bounda ou - up your ass
Jamaican
--------
teras - your ass
bumboclot - you are full of shit
Bavarian
--------
* pronunciation rules:
* stressed syllable is preceded by ^
* "U" pronounced as in "but"
* word pronounced as literal translation meaning
Saupreiss [^sow price] - prussian pig (not being a bavarian)
Haderlump [^hUderloomp] - wicked, asocial person
Bazi [^bah tsee] - bad dude (could be friendly, too)
Zaehfixalleluja [tse ^fix Ulle ^luyA] - crucifix-halleluya/Darn! Dammit!
Am Orsch leckst mi [Am ^orsh laxed me] - lick my ass/fuck me
Jessasmariandjosef [^yes sirs ^mAryAnd ^yosef] - Jesus, Mary and Joseph
(Being catholic, Bavarians prefer holy names/words for swearing)
Hokkien
-------
beo - derogatory means to leer at girls (crude in hokkien)
Norweigen (is that a specific language?)
----------------------------------------
drittsek - shitbag
Tamil
-----
wakara pundek - I want to fuck your sister
Arabic
------
nikomak [Neek-oh-mack] - fuck your mother
Hindi
-----
gaandu [gone doo w/curl on first syl] - asshole
chuti - [chootee] - pussy
chutia - ??
maa chod [ma chode] - mother fucker
thatti [tatai] - shit
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Books
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_The International Dictionary of Obscenity_
-- vulgar comments in English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, and Russian
Russian has many "bad words", probably more than all other languages
together. You can find their descriptions at kekule.osc.edu in pub/russian/*
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Margus Liiv
: How about "Yob tvoyu mat", or "fuck your mother?" courtesy of Tom
In russian practical language is "yob tvoyu mat'" not swearing, but
it is a neutral sentence (as in other languages: "Mmhh...", "Argh..", etc.).
M.L.
OddMagne Sekkingstad
|> Norweigen (is that a specific language?)
|> ----------------------------------------
|>
|> drittsek - shitbag
^^^^^^^^ drittsekk
Here is some more:
hestkuk - horse cock
helvetes - hell's, it's a prefix, use "helvetes drittsekk"
increase value.
fandens - devil's, same as above, "fandens drittsekk"
satans - same as above, "satans drittsekk"
kuk - cock, it's a postfix, use "helvetes dritt kuk"
fitte - pussy, same as above, "fandens hestfitte"
rævhøl -ass hole, same as above, "helvetes satans rævhøl"
r{\ae}vh{\o}l -latex version off rævhøl, since this is 8bit ascii.
--
Odd-Magne
Dennis Monk
*no* idea how they're spelled)
Kissay meck: suck my dick
Meck-a-foda: fuck your mother
That's roughly what they sounded like. There were more, but I'll be damned
if I can remember them...
-Den
Data Rentals and Sales
I used to have the California license plate YOB TI, which isn't correct,
but gets the idea across.
--
#include <standard.disclaimer>
_
Kevin D Quitt 96.37% of all statistics are made up
E.J. Siewert
I don't know about Arabic, but I've learned a few choice words
in Urdu/Hindi from friends.
Gahndu == Asshole
Choot == Cunt (or bitch)
Lund/Laura == Dick
_____ Chaud == _____ fucker
Ma qui cuss == Your mother's crotch
Terrai ma qui cuss da dunda dahdum == put a stick in your mother's
crotch
Op qui gahnd mai qui shukar == Your ass is full of honey and sugar
(This is a play on words -- saying "Your mouth is full of honey
and sugar" is a compliment)
etc.
--
a bassist @ RIT == ejs...@ultb.isc.rit.edu
No words are better than the wrong words.
Daniel B Case
The unknown at the beginning looks like it could be Vietnamese or Cambodian.
>Russian has many "bad words", probably more than all other languages
>together. You can find their descriptions at kekule.osc.edu in pub/russian/*
Hmm, I'll have to check that one out. Russian has a lot of colorful and earthy
expressions, pravda, but I noticed no one put anything in Yiddish up. Anyone
know any Yiddish? From what I've heard, it could be a match for Russian.
Stefan Wende
: Dear Maledictologists,
: maybe I have something to say about the German and Bavarian swears.
: Tim.N...@Canada.NCR.COM writes:
: >The Canonical List of International Swearing
: >============================================
: >Revised: 07 September 1993
: >Bavarian
: >--------
[some necessary remarks deleted]
: Robert
on eof the most interesting bavarian swearings IMHO is
Sacklzement (Translate: sack of cement). It is not a very strong swearing,
but interesting, cause I never found a similar thing in any other language. As
the (older) bavarians are all catholics, using holy words for swearing is one
of the strongest way to swear. If they did'nt really want to _say_ it, they
use a word that just sounds like it. The word in question is "sacrament". The
typical bavarian expressions "sakra" or "sakradi" go in the same direction.
Currently they stand more for astonishment, partly in a positive sense. All
these expressions still are not recommended to use in the presence of real
religous persons
--
Stevie
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
CHRIS JUREWICZ
>From: mal...@crash.cts.com (Sean Malloy)
>Subject: Re: Canonical List of International Swearing
>Date: 05 Sep 93 11:37:22 PDT
>In article <CCuH2...@world.std.com> dan...@world.std.com (danny willis) writes:
>>'ve seen some strange-looking supposedly German swearwords on
>>this group lately. None of them sounds like actual swearing
>>I've heard, and only "Saug mein Schwanz" like anything they
>>might say.
>>
>>Here's a genuine one: "Du kannst mich". It doesn't sound like
>>much (its literal meaning is "you can [do something not specified]
>>to me") but every German understands it as "Du kannst mich am Arsch
>>lecken" ("you can lick my ass").
>Some others from _The International Dictionary of Obscenity_:
>"Du hast einen Furz im Hirn" -- you've got some wierd ideas
> (lit. trans. 'you have a fart in your brain')
>"Das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an!" -- none of your fucking
>business!
> (lit. trans. 'that concerns you like wet shit')
>"Arsch mit Ohren" -- a stupid person
> (lit. trans. 'ass with ears')
>However, I think that Russian obscenities have more flavor. Some of the
>more entertaining ones:
>vypirdak, vypirdka -- brat
> (lit. trans. 'someone produced by farting')
>"On z gavna penki snimayit" -- he's a greedy bastard
> (lit. trans. 'he skims the foam off of shit')
>"Pasasi zalupu!" -- Fuck, no! (refusal to a request)
> (lit. trans. 'suck a foreskin')
>"zasrat magzi _____" -- to fool or deceive _____
> (lit. trans. 'shit on _____'s brains')
>"Tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai" -- mind your own business
> (lit. trans. 'you're not being fucked, so don't wiggle your ass')
>"zalupa konskaya" -- asshole, jerk
> (lit. trans. 'horse's foreskin')
All very nice, but let's add a few Polish ones to it.
"kurwa mac' !" /coorrva match/ -- fuck
(lit. trans. 'whore mother')
"niech to szlag trafi !" /nie:h tou shlaag tra: fy/ -- damn !
(lit. trans. 'let thunder strike it')
"psia krew ! /psha kre'v/ -- as above...
(lit. trans. dog's blood)
cholera jasna! /cholera yasnaa/ -- mild fuck
(lit trans. bright cholera)
Being a nice boy with a square haircut :-), I don't much more, but
if someone else has more, well, just keep'em goin'
Chris Jurewicz
German Cassati
Vaffanculo: "go fuck yourself" (lit. go do yourself in the ass)
In Lazio, it's "Va' farti fottere": "Go fuck yourself"
Cazzo: all-purpose swear, meaning "dick"
from this,
"Non m'importa un cazzo": "It doesn't matter a shit to me"
"Ma che cazzo fai?": "What the fuck are you doing?"
"Testa di cazzo": "Dickhead"
Fica: "Cunt" (lit. "fig")
from this,
"Guarda la fica": "What a bitch" (lit. look at the cunt)
In Lazio, a more taboo word is
Sorca: "Cunt" (lit. mouse)
Calling a woman "porca" (sow), "vacca" (cow) or any other barnyard animal
is not too nice, either.
Different ways to say the verb "to fuck," none as obscene as in english
Scopare (lit. to sweep) Chiavare (lit. to key) Piantare (lit. to plant)
Trombare (lit. to trumpet)
Scorreggiare: to fart
Fammi una pippa: "Give me a blowjob"
Fammi pompa: "Give me a handjob"
Non rompermi le palle (said to a woman): "Piss off" (lit. don't break my
balls)
Leccaculo: asslicker
Stronzo: turd, jerk, fool, idiot. Another all-purpose one.
Finally, one used by the pontiff, I'm sure:
Madonna puttana: dammmit (lit. Virgin Mother-Whore)
Godetevi!
--German
Melvin H. Nicholson YBH
>In article <1993Sep4.1...@wuphys.wustl.edu>, d...@howdy.wustl.edu (David K. Hudson) writes...
>>I seem to remember some Puerto Rican friends insulting each other with
>>something that sounded like maa-rree-cone. Anyone know what they meant?
>
>"Maricon". It seems to be a swear word in most Spanish-speaking cultures, but
>with different meanings-"asshole" one place, "faggot" another.
>"Huevo" ("egg") also means "faggot" in some parts of South America.
>
It seems unlikely it would be used to refer to homosexuals. As for
"maricon" I can't think of a good literal translation, but again neither
the anus nor homosexuals are referred to, to the best of my knowledge.
Where did you get this info?
Mel
Daniel B Case
>Actually, "Huevo" is usually used in Argentina as a slang for "testicle"
>It seems unlikely it would be used to refer to homosexuals. As for
>"maricon" I can't think of a good literal translation, but again neither
>the anus nor homosexuals are referred to, to the best of my knowledge.
>
>Where did you get this info?
Most of what I know about Spanish profanity comes from some Venezuelan kids I
knew at summer camp. We asked them, and they gave us the following list:
Decojo: Fuck you
Maricon: asshole
con~a: cunt
I forget the rest. The "Huevo" for "faggot" comes from a Sports Illustrated
articel in which a BYU athlete was talking about that being what the local kids
called him when he was a missionary in Bolivia.
Steve Heruty
>The Canonical List of International Swearing
>============================================
>
>Revised: 07 September 1993
>
>Mini Table of Contents
>1) Introduction
>2) The LIST
>
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>INTRODUCTION
>------------
>The following is a list of swear words in a variety of languages. I am
>trying to build on it, so that when I go a-travelling, and someone is
>yelling at me, I know how to respond in kind.
>
>Please help me to expand my list by sending:
> language swear word - english translation - phonetics for pronunciation
>
>The list is set up as:
>swear word [phonetics] - english translation (description)
>
>Thanks to those who have contributed and continue to do so. Everyone is
>anonymous unless explicitely asking to be included.
here's some Yiddish swears -
I dont know how to spell them so i'll just do it phonetically :
un tuchas aran - up your ass
guy cockin un feom - go shit in the river
Shake
LIO...@weizmann.weizmann.ac.il
Hastula vistu (HAS/ta/la/VIS/ta) -
I'm about to blow your face in with my Uzi here.
David Zabel
What is this alt.fan.schwartzeneger ?
Not Funny
Not Tasteless
GET A LIFE!
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Lecken Im Hundes Arsch aus bis es blutet!
Lick a dog's ass 'til it bleeds!
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Manu Shrivastava
madarchod -> one who fucks his mother
behenchod -> one who fucks his sister
All 'd' are pronounced as the English 'the'.
-MS
Andy Symes
: on eof the most interesting bavarian swearings IMHO is
: Sacklzement (Translate: sack of cement). It is not a very strong swearing,
: but interesting, cause I never found a similar thing in any other language. As
: the (older) bavarians are all catholics, using holy words for swearing is one
: of the strongest way to swear. If they did'nt really want to _say_ it, they
: use a word that just sounds like it. The word in question is "sacrament". The
: typical bavarian expressions "sakra" or "sakradi" go in the same direction.
: Currently they stand more for astonishment, partly in a positive sense. All
: these expressions still are not recommended to use in the presence of real
: religous persons
[snip]
This seems to chime in with the Victorian English use (i.e. about a century
ago) of 'therewith' when they meant to say 'dammit'.
For 'da mit' is supposed to be German for 'therewith'.
I'm _sure_ there are other examples of 'minced oaths' in English
but I can't think of any offhand.
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Andy.
Peter Korsten
has SO many swearing and other bad words. A small selection (the parts
between brackets are the literally translation):
Godverdomme, Godver God dammit (God, damn me)
Klootzak, kloothommel Asshole (balls sack, balls bummblebee)
Klote Fuck, balls, shit (balls)
Lul Asshole (dick)
Kut Shit (cunt)
Dat is zwaar klote (van de bok) That's major/heavy shit
Teringlijer Asshole (one who suffers from ...)
Kankerlijer Asshole (one who suffers from cancer)
Je moet je smoel dicht houden You gotta shut up (you got to shut your face)
Bek dicht, bek houden Shut up (close your mouth - the mouth of an
animal, that is)
Rot op, flikker op, Fuck off (rot/fag/fag off)
sodemieter op
Flikker, miet, poot Faggot
Randdebiel Moron
Teef Bitch
Je bent helemaal van de ratten You're completely mad (you got sniffed on
besnuffeld by rats)
Je kunt me de rug op Not on your life (you can go up my back)
These aren't swearings, but they're so characteristic, I didn't want to
leave out:
Foutje, bedankt! [when you've made a fuck up] (comes from a
TV commercial for an insurance company)
Even Apeldoorn bellen [after you/someone made a major fuck up
and something actually got broken] (this
was also from a commercial for an
insurance company)
And the last one, from one of the many, many Limburgian dialects (the
province I come from), that is so beautiful, that I just had to include
it:
Doe kinst mich de poekel aafroetsje Not on your life
You might have noticed that I didn't include notes on pronunciation.
That's because Dutch is probably one of the most difficult languages
to learn, especially concerning spelling. Pronunciation is pretty
straightforward, though, but there are just so many sounds that
don't exist in English.
Peter.
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'Ze zegt: "Jij bent gek", ik zeg: "Jij bent blond. En: gek zijn is gezond."
Gek zijn is gezond. Morgen ben ik God, vandaag ben ik Napoleon.'
Edward Hartnett
For one or other reason, Dutch was not included, though this language
has SO many swearing and other bad words. A small selection (the parts
between brackets are the literally translation):
Klootzak, kloothommel Asshole (balls sack, balls bummblebee)
Klote Fuck, balls, shit (balls)
Lul Asshole (dick)
Kut Shit (cunt)
Maybe those Dutch folk need some more biology classes! They seem to be
quite confused about what is where. The women must have a very hard
time in bed if they call an asshole a dick, and balls shit!
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Jean-Pierre Trevisani
>>with different meanings-"asshole" one place, "faggot" another.
>>"Huevo" ("egg") also means "faggot" in some parts of South America.
>>
>Actually, "Huevo" is usually used in Argentina as a slang for "testicle"
>It seems unlikely it would be used to refer to homosexuals. As for
>"maricon" I can't think of a good literal translation, but again neither
>the anus nor homosexuals are referred to, to the best of my knowledge.
>
>Where did you get this info?
>
>Mel
>
I spent 14 years in Colombia including all of high school. In Colombia
"maricon" IS "faggot". However it can be used more "casually" amongst teen
agers to mean dumb, clutz, idiot...
"Huevo" does derive from testicle but is used mostly in "se manda huevo"
meaning "you are the stupidest thing on earth"
In Colombia, small public transportation buses are called "buseta".
In a couple of S.A countries "buseta" means whore.... Suddenly,
"I am going to catch a bus" takes on a whole different meaning!
In brief: Throughout south america swears vary widely.
JP
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Anton Colijn
>has SO many swearing and other bad words. A small selection (the parts
>between brackets are the literally translation):
>
>Godverdomme, Godver God dammit (God, damn me)
>Klootzak, kloothommel Asshole (balls sack, balls bummblebee)
>
> Peter.
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>'Ze zegt: "Jij bent gek", ik zeg: "Jij bent blond. En: gek zijn is gezond."
>Gek zijn is gezond. Morgen ben ik God, vandaag ben ik Napoleon.'
Did you forget "ouwe hoer" (old whore)? Has this gone out of
style, or is it so common now that it's not even recognized as a
swearword?
Anton.
Anton Colijn
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Robin Bjorklund
j...@clsib21.clsi.us.geac.com (Jean-Pierre Trevisani) wrote:
>
> >>"Maricon". It seems to be a swear word in most Spanish-speaking cultures, but
> >>with different meanings-"asshole" one place, "faggot" another.
> >>"Huevo" ("egg") also means "faggot" in some parts of South America.
> >>
> >Actually, "Huevo" is usually used in Argentina as a slang for "testicle"
> >It seems unlikely it would be used to refer to homosexuals. As for
> >"maricon" I can't think of a good literal translation, but again neither
> >the anus nor homosexuals are referred to, to the best of my knowledge.
> >
> >Where did you get this info?
> >
> >Mel
> >
"huevo" means "egg" in spanish. "tengo" means "I have" in spanish. "tengo
huevos" means "I have balls", and not "I have eggs".
or so I was taught by a mexican foreign exchange student.
Robin Bjorklund
Insight Access Group, Inc.
165 Western, Suite 2
St. Paul, MN 55102
612-225-4249
Roberto Totaro
>============================================
>
>Italian
>-------
>
>mierde - shit
>fungula - fuck
>malaka - bastard
>butana - cunt
Completeley wrong!!!
merda - shit
vaffanculo - fuck you (anal style)
puttana, troia, battona - bitch
figa, mona - cunt
cazzo, pirla, minchia - dick
chiavare, scopare, trombare (v) - to fuck
va a cagare - fuck you (Literally: go and shit)
stronzo - generic (Literally: piece of shit)
...and many more!
Roberto
Dr.Savory
>But the most important of all you don't have in your list (usable as I know
>in whole Germany not only in bavaria):
>Leck mich am Arsch - kiss my backside/lick my arse(ass)
^^
That should be "im" not "am". If you are going to quote, even our
beloved iron-fisted Goetz, then please do so correctly, else LMiA ;)
Matt Neimark
enculer - Literally, to buttfuck; I've been told it is the "dirtiest" word in their
language. Sort of like fuck in English.
niker - simillar to baiser but dirtier. Baiser is also the noun which means kiss
so that may take away from it's dirtiness. I'm not sure if this is the
correct way to spell it or not.
James G Driscoll
>Stefan Wende (stevie@payot) wrote:
>
>: on eof the most interesting bavarian swearings IMHO is
>
>: Sacklzement (Translate: sack of cement). It is not a very strong swearing,
>: but interesting, cause I never found a similar thing in any other language.
[snip]
>This seems to chime in with the Victorian English use (i.e. about a century
>ago) of 'therewith' when they meant to say 'dammit'.
>For 'da mit' is supposed to be German for 'therewith'.
>I'm _sure_ there are other examples of 'minced oaths' in English
>but I can't think of any offhand.
Oh, darn, neither can I! Fudge! Shucks! And here I've already started
this freaking post! Shoot and shinola! (how's that one for a doozy?)
Seriously, I had to do this for quite a while myself, when I first left the
military and got a real job. :-) I'm sure this is in the wrong group,
but oh well, any idea where such should go?
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The Barkman
A while ago, someone asked for Arabic curses. I asked a friend of mine who
knows Arabic, and came up with these:
Nick Nafsik - Fuck you (imagine this on a "Hello, my name is..." card)
Yibnal Kelb - Son of a bitch (rumor has it that this was actually said in
an episode of MASH by Klinger...)
BTW, these are rough phonetic spellings - Arabic has many sounds that don't
translate well into English...
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| [snip]
|
| This seems to chime in with the Victorian English use (i.e. about a century
| ago) of 'therewith' when they meant to say 'dammit'.
| For 'da mit' is supposed to be German for 'therewith'.
| I'm _sure_ there are other examples of 'minced oaths' in English
| but I can't think of any offhand.
| --
| Andy.
Gosh = God
Gee = Jesus
Gadzooks = God's Hooks (i.e., the nails in Christ on the cross)
Darn = Damn
Heck = Hell
etc.
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beth diane garfinkel
>This seems to chime in with the Victorian English use (i.e. about a century
>ago) of 'therewith' when they meant to say 'dammit'.
>For 'da mit' is supposed to be German for 'therewith'.
>I'm _sure_ there are other examples of 'minced oaths' in English
>but I can't think of any offhand.
I read somewhere that "poppycock" comes from Dutch, "pappe kak" = soft
shit, but I couldn't swear to it.
In one of the Little House books, Charles Ingalls is recorded as having
said, "Gosh dang it!"
Oh, and more Yiddish--the few everyone probably knows and should if
they don't:
schmuck= male genitals (lit. "jewel")
putz= " "
yotz= euphemism for above
sheyne, reyne kappuris--a well-deserved end (lit., "a good, clean
sacrifice")
meshugge=crazy
farmisht= "
farklemt= "
And some good curses translated from the Yiddish:
May you live like an onion--with your head in the ground and your feet
in the air.
May you be like a trolley car--eat nickels and shit transfers.
May your wife eat matzoh in bed, and may you roll in the crumbs.
And an insult:
Lazy all week, and works on the Sabbath. Drunk all year, and sober on
Purim.
I'll try and dig up some more. Enjoy!
Beth
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Kenneth R Swanson
Nibi Shibi Ma peg poji da = Your mother has no hair on her genitals.
(the speeling is as phonetic as I can make it. It sound like knee bee
she bee ma peck poji dah)
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David Berg
If I'm not mistaken, "cojones" is the word for balls (as in testicles).
"Huevos" does mean eggs, as in huevos rancheros.
So, I think if you want to say "I have balls" in Spanish, "Tengo cojones"
would be correct.
On the other hand, I could be completely wrong.
Yen-Wei Liu
OK... Here comes the Chinese Mandarin swear words! Provided as is ; use
carefully ...
The most common and often-used ones :
1.Tsao ! - Fuck!
2.Wa Tsao ! - (I) fuck !
3.Gan ! - Fuck !
4.Gan ni niang ! - Fuck your mother; mother fucker.
5.Tsao ni ma ! - the same as 4.
Actually, 2 and 4 are a little bit Taiwaness ( a dialect of Chinese ).
There are still a lot....
Yen-Wei Liu