Robot Reporter Is Missing
Tim Bruening
over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since 7:30 GMT on April 12. Does
anyone know where he is?
James King
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you? Do
you win a prize if you post the most?
I'm here in alt.humor.puns because I enjoy wordplay, not because I want
to see the robot post the weekly stats.
James King
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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nemo
O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> wrote in message
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Who's Ted?
Greg Evans
>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I'm getting worried about robot reporter. His/her weekly stats
>>>> posts are now over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since
>>>> 7:30 GMT on April 12. Does anyone know where he is?
>>> Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you?
>>> Do you win a prize if you post the most?
>>> I'm here in alt.humor.puns because I enjoy wordplay, not because I
>>> want to see the robot post the weekly stats.
>
> Who's Ted?
He whos-ted last night's party.
nemo
Greg Evans <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
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nemo
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:00:52 GMT, O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> found these
unused
> words floating about:
>
> >On Wed, 21 Apr, James King wrote:
> >
>
> Nemo Browning points?
On me you want to Bisto browning points?
http://www.britishdelights.com/bisto.htm
Onkel Petey
> In article <408633A7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
>
>>I'm getting worried about robot reporter. His/her weekly stats posts are now
>>over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since 7:30 GMT on April 12. Does
>>anyone know where he is?
>
>
> Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you? Do
> you win a prize if you post the most?
>
If this were the case, Tim Bruening would take the prize, hands down.
> James King
--
Everyday, people are straying away from the church ... and going back to
God. -Lenny Bruce
Cybe R. Wizard
Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Wed, 21 Apr 2004 11:25:06
-0400) "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> didst appear within my
Magick Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
polemicize thusly:
"Please kill this, the worsted thread I've seen," Tom plaid.
Cybe R. Wizard -slacker*2, vested
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L
Cybe R. Wizard
Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Wed, 21 Apr 2004 16:17:04
-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> didst appear within my Magick
Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
polemicize thusly:
> On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 11:25:06 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> <mis...@larkbooks.com> found these unused words floating about:
> Did Teddy bare all?
>
Like a barrel of teddies.
Cybe R. Wizard
Cybe R. Wizard
Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:00:52
GMT) O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> didst appear within my Magick Viewing Screen
and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did polemicize thusly:
> You mean there's no prize?? I'm dissa pun ted!
We've recently been discussing (off list, of course) instituting a new
prize just you the recent additions to the group. I think we're
gonna call it the Boobie prize.
Cybe R. Wizard - ;-] got milk?
Cybe R. Wizard
Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Wed, 21 Apr 2004 08:35:15
-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> didst appear within my Magick
Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
polemicize thusly:
> On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:00:52 GMT, O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> found these
> unused words floating about:
>
> >On Wed, 21 Apr, James King wrote:
> >
> > You mean there's no prize?? I'm dissa pun ted!
>
> The prizes were awarded, three jokes wan but no pun in ten did.
>
The contest must have not been opun to all.
Cybe R. Wizard
Cybe R. Wizard
Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Wed, 21 Apr 2004 08:35:15
-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> didst appear within my Magick
Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
polemicize thusly:
> On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:00:52 GMT, O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> found these
> unused words floating about:
>
> >On Wed, 21 Apr, James King wrote:
> >
> > You mean there's no prize?? I'm dissa pun ted!
>
> The prizes were awarded, three jokes wan but no pun in ten did.
>
OC, don't leave us wantin' your one ton of wanton wan puns!
nemo
Onkel Petey <pa25n...@cornell.edu> wrote in message
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> James King wrote:
> > In article <408633A7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
> > <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>I'm getting worried about robot reporter. His/her weekly stats posts
are now
> >>over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since 7:30 GMT on April 12.
Does
> >>anyone know where he is?
> >
> >
> > Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you? Do
> > you win a prize if you post the most?
> >
> [SNIP]
>
> If this were the case, Tim Bruening would take the prize, hands down.
>
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Ven vee take prisoners, vee like zem fit!!!
(Spike Milligan)
Onkel Petey
Cybe R. Wizard
Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Thu, 22 Apr 2004 02:53:57
GMT) O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> didst appear within my Magick Viewing Screen
and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did polemicize thusly:
> On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:54:57 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote:
>
> >
> >Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Wed, 21 Apr 2004
> >14:00:52 GMT) O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> didst appear within my Magick
> >Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
> >polemicize thusly:
> >
> >> On Wed, 21 Apr, James King wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <408633A7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
> >> ><tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> I'm getting worried about robot reporter. His/her weekly stats
> >> >posts are now> over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since
> >> >7:30 GMT on April 12. Does> anyone know where he is?
> >> >
> >> >Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you?
> >Do> >you win a prize if you post the most?
> >> >
> >> >I'm here in alt.humor.puns because I enjoy wordplay, not because I
> >> >want to see the robot post the weekly stats.
> >> >
> >> >James King
> >>
> >> You mean there's no prize?? I'm dissa pun ted!
> >
> >We've recently been discussing (off list, of course) instituting a
> >new prize just you the recent additions to the group. I think we're
> >gonna call it the Boobie prize.
> >
> You've got a great idea there. Milk it for all it's worth.
>
What can I say, every time I see the new prize, I suck.
Cybe R. Wizard
nemo
Anyway - the actor in the sketch wasn't very good at a German accent - or at
acting!
Two other visual puns from the sketch:
The German guard was training a stuffed toy dog on wheels on the prisoners
instead of the usual machine gun.
When they looked at it in surprise he said, "It's a gun-dog!"
The next time he was holding it arse-first. He said, "It's a dog-end!"
And the third time he appeared with a stuffed cat instead. "It's a Mauser!"
he said!
I think the sketch was in the very first episode of the first of Spike
Milligan's "Q" Series.
Onkel Petey
[SNIP]
> Anyway - the actor in the sketch wasn't very good at a German accent - or at
> acting!
I do a pretty good German accent. Actually, I should as both of my
parents are from Germany and I spoke almost all German until I went to
school. Now since I have been around Americanisch so long, I lost a lot
of my German (I understand a lot, but don't speak much). I till have the
accent down though because I always did impressions of my mother and
other relatives.
>
> Two other visual puns from the sketch:
>
> The German guard was training a stuffed toy dog on wheels on the prisoners
> instead of the usual machine gun.
>
> When they looked at it in surprise he said, "It's a gun-dog!"
>
> The next time he was holding it arse-first. He said, "It's a dog-end!"
>
> And the third time he appeared with a stuffed cat instead. "It's a Mauser!"
> he said!
>
> I think the sketch was in the very first episode of the first of Spike
> Milligan's "Q" Series.
>
>
David Simpson
<pa25n...@cornell.edu> typed furiously:
>James King wrote:
>> In article <408633A7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
>> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I'm getting worried about robot reporter. His/her weekly stats posts are now
>>>over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since 7:30 GMT on April 12. Does
>>>anyone know where he is?
>>
>>
>> Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you? Do
>> you win a prize if you post the most?
>>
>[SNIP]
>
>If this were the case, Tim Bruening would take the prize, hands down.
>
>> James King
Nah! Nemo beat him hands down in the last lot of stats I saw.
--
David
Remove "farook" to reply
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"
David Simpson
>
>Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:00:52
>GMT) O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> didst appear within my Magick Viewing Screen
>and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did polemicize thusly:
>
>> On Wed, 21 Apr, James King wrote:
>>
>> >In article <408633A7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
>> ><tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>> >
>> >> I'm getting worried about robot reporter. His/her weekly stats
>> >posts are now> over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since
>> >7:30 GMT on April 12. Does> anyone know where he is?
>> >
>> >Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you? Do
>> >you win a prize if you post the most?
>> >
>> >I'm here in alt.humor.puns because I enjoy wordplay, not because I
>> >want to see the robot post the weekly stats.
>> >
>> >James King
>>
>> You mean there's no prize?? I'm dissa pun ted!
>
>We've recently been discussing (off list, of course) instituting a new
>prize just you the recent additions to the group. I think we're
>gonna call it the Boobie prize.
>
Whose teats are you gunna use as the prize? If it's Mel's I don't want
it.
Alan
Have you anything left to post for now, Tim?
Pollywolly
Why didn't it just called the Bewbie prize?
--
Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving Stupid People since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
nemo
> nemo wrote:
>
> [SNIP]
> > Anyway - the actor in the sketch wasn't very good at a German accent -
or at
> > acting!
>
> I do a pretty good German accent. Actually, I should as both of my
> parents are from Germany and I spoke almost all German until I went to
> school. Now since I have been around Americanisch so long, I lost a lot
> of my German (I understand a lot, but don't speak much). I till have the
> accent down though because I always did impressions of my mother and
> other relatives.
>
Don't tell me that's you in the sketch then!
"Alright I won't. But you're bound to find out about it sometime!"
There's a good song by Kapelye on the subject of asillymation: Vas ken you
mach, es iz Amerike!
Pollywolly
> On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 22:39:59 +1000, "Pollywolly" <po...@atjfaq.com>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
Chuck another shrimp on the Barbie and let's all have Fourex.
nemo
Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Don't provoke eem!!!!
Anyway - why not send out a robot hairdresser to find the lost reporter?
Someone like the flamous Sherlock Combs!
nemo
David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 18:59:40 -0400, Onkel Petey
> <pa25n...@cornell.edu> typed furiously:
>
> >James King wrote:
> >> In article <408633A7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
> >> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>I'm getting worried about robot reporter. His/her weekly stats posts
are now
> >>>over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since 7:30 GMT on April
12. Does
> >>>anyone know where he is?
> >>
> >>
> >> Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you? Do
> >> you win a prize if you post the most?
> >>
> >[SNIP]
> >
> >If this were the case, Tim Bruening would take the prize, hands down.
> >
> >> James King
>
> Nah! Nemo beat him hands down in the last lot of stats I saw.
>
Fan queue!
Hands down . . ?
Hands up!
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Hands up!
Hands down!
Ven vee take prisoners, vee like zem FIT!!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Ted Kennedy.
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:00:52
> GMT) O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> didst appear within my Magick Viewing Screen
> and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did polemicize thusly:
>
> > On Wed, 21 Apr, James King wrote:
> >
> > >In article <408633A7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
> > ><tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > >
> > >> I'm getting worried about robot reporter. His/her weekly stats
> > >posts are now> over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since
> > >7:30 GMT on April 12. Does> anyone know where he is?
> > >
> > >Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you? Do
> > >you win a prize if you post the most?
> > >
> > >I'm here in alt.humor.puns because I enjoy wordplay, not because I
> > >want to see the robot post the weekly stats.
> > >
> > >James King
> >
> > You mean there's no prize?? I'm dissa pun ted!
>
> We've recently been discussing (off list, of course) instituting a new
> prize just you the recent additions to the group. I think we're
> gonna call it the Boobie prize.
Boobie: Ghost bee.
Tim Bruening
beginning to suspect foul play. I fear that someone has short circuited
robot reporter.
Tim Bruening
In a blood vessel.
Tim Bruening
Because he had only two worms.
Alan
Tim, the robot reporter is not the greatest man ever.
Alan
Why didn't Noah play cards?
The elephants were sitting on the deck.
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Terence Mull, ex-toreador and now rat-catcher:
" . . . and then - el momento de veridad!!"
Spike Milligan:
"I don't care whose bleedin' dad it is!!!!"
Is dissa pun ted??
Ted: "I dunno!"
nemo
papers!!
(US 60s slang without an apostrophe.)
nemo
> robot reporter's April 19 stats are now over 5 days overdue. I'm
> beginning to suspect foul play. I fear that someone has short circuited
> robot reporter.
Narr. I saw it going up and down Camden High Street yesterday excitedly
shouting, "Input! Input!"
nemo
> How did Dracula come to America?
>
> In a blood vessel.
>
nemo
was Noah's cape! (it was a big one.)
James King
<ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
In the same vein, I like this type uf joke.
James King
Tim Bruening
Alan wrote:
I wasn't saying he was.
Tim Bruening
beginning to suspect foul play. I fear that he is rusting in pieces.
James King
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> robot reporter's April 19 stats are now over 6 days overdue. I'm
> beginning to suspect foul play. I fear that he is rusting in pieces.
That's ironic.
James King
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Can you tell him to resume posting stats?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Camden: House of a camera?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
This makes me see red!
Tim Bruening
James King wrote:
What is "uf"?
Pollywolly
> On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 17:20:08 +1000, "Pollywolly" <po...@atjfaq.com>
What are you talking about? You're Wakko.
Cybe R. Wizard
Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Sun, 25 Apr 2004 15:08:17
GMT) James King <jlk...@ix.netcom.com> didst appear within my Magick
Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
polemicize thusly:
> In article <408BD300...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
You've misspelled ionic. I column as I see 'em.
Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Ivory much doubt that.
Alan
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
Tusk, tusk.
Mos
> Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Sun, 25 Apr 2004
> 15:08:17 GMT) James King <jlk...@ix.netcom.com> didst appear within
> my Magick Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory,
> did polemicize thusly:
>
>> In article <408BD300...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
>> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>
>>> robot reporter's April 19 stats are now over 6 days overdue. I'm
>>> beginning to suspect foul play. I fear that he is rusting in
>>> pieces.
>>
>> That's ironic.
>>
> You've misspelled ionic. I column as I see 'em.
>
> Cybe R. Wizard
You could at least warn us first so we don't have ta read 'em.
nemo
Pollywolly <po...@atjfaq.com> wrote in message
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Praps he's under seige.
nemo
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 10:21:23 +1000, "Pollywolly" <po...@atjfaq.com> found
>
Ad sum ard labor.
nemo
James King <jlk...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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nemo
sound of a dog that can't pronounce /w/.
nemo
nemo
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
news:408cc934$0$64616$45be...@newscene.com...
If it were (sub junk tiff) the poop deck, they'd have been shitting on the
deck instead.
nemo
Visual pun:
Two hunters are standing next to a very surprised-looking elephant with an
umbrella sticking out of its arse.
One hunter is saying to the other: "No, you idiot. You're supposed to kill
it and cut its foot off first!"
nemo
nemo
Camden: Lair of eccentrically-shaped rotating discs used to convert circular
into linear motion.
nemo
> robot reporter's April 19 stats are now over 6 days overdue. I'm
> beginning to suspect foul play. I fear that he is rusting in pieces.
May he rust in peace.
KIMEVANS
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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KIMEVANS
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
KIMEVANS
"KIMEVANS" <kime...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:408BD508...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:408AE4F0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > robot reporter's April 19 stats are now over 5 days overdue. I'm
> > > > beginning to suspect foul play. I fear that someone has short
> circuited
> > > > robot reporter.
> > >
> > > Narr. I saw it going up and down Camden High Street yesterday excitedly
> > > shouting, "Input! Input!"
> >
> > Can you tell him to resume posting stats?
> >
> Not from here.
Where would you have to be?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:408BD519...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:408AE4F0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > robot reporter's April 19 stats are now over 5 days overdue. I'm
> > > > beginning to suspect foul play. I fear that someone has short
> circuited
> > > > robot reporter.
> > >
> > > Narr. I saw it going up and down Camden High Street yesterday excitedly
> > > shouting, "Input! Input!"
> >
> > Camden: House of a camera?
> >
> Write bad ones like that and you'll get piston!
>
> Camden: Lair of eccentrically-shaped rotating discs used to convert circular
> into linear motion.
Piston: 2,000 pounds of urine.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
robot reporter has return to the circuit. He/she posted electrifying stats
this morning.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Robot Reporter in Iraq?
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> said:
>> So then Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> said:
>> >On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:40:57 -0700, Tim Bruening
>
>> >>Because he had only two worms.
>> >Why didn't Noah play cards?
>> >The elephants were sitting on the deck.
>> Ivory much doubt that.
>
>If it were (sub junk tiff) the poop deck, they'd have been shitting on
>the deck instead.
Then they'd cook up their calfs in a baby elephant wok.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> said:
>>>On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:40:57 -0700, Tim Bruening
>>><tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
>>>>Why didn't Noah do any fishing?
>>>>Because he had only two worms.
>>>Why didn't Noah play cards?
>>>The elephants were sitting on the deck.
>>Ivory much doubt that.
>
>Tusk, tusk.
Is that your key material?
Pollywolly
>>>
>>> Do you need to warner off dot?
>>
>> What are you talking about? You're Wakko.
>
Nope, just Dot's brother :-P. Look up animaniacs.
Pollywolly
If he's under sage, we could just eat him up.
nemo
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
What about the other parts of their legs?
nemo
nemo
breadcrumbs as well - otherwise you're stuffed!
nemo
am; brain the size of a planet - and they ask me to park the car! I don't
know whether to fall apart where I am or just stand in the corner and rust!"
You'll have to imagine his 1000% depressed voice.
Greg Evans
> Was Mervyn in the Itchikers' Guide to the Galaxy who used to say,
> "Here I am; brain the size of a planet - and they ask me to park the
> car! I don't know whether to fall apart where I am or just stand in
> the corner and rust!"
> You'll have to imagine his 1000% depressed voice.
"I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down the left side of my
body." Ah, Marvin, one of my favorite H2G2 characters. I think Stephen
Moore was a genius for getting the robot's voice and delivery just so.
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
Did you know that Noah was Japanese? After it was all over he
committed Hatari-kari.
Cybe R. Wizard
Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Tue, 27 Apr 2004 10:06:07
-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> didst appear within my Magick
Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
polemicize thusly:
> On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 00:26:39 GMT, "KIMEVANS" <kime...@bigpond.com>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> Daneel have one nut to lose.
Olivaw new ones are like that.
Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L
James King
<ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
The BBC radio version is so classic ... Marvin's voice is spot on!
Marvin the Paranoid Android is merely the sci-fi version of Eeyore from
the Winnie-the-Pooh stories of A.A.Milne:
Marvin: "I'll have you know I'm feeling depressed."
Eeyore: "Pa-thetic. That's what it is. Pa-thetic."
We secretly replaced the dilithium crystals in the U.S.S. Enterprise
with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if they notice the difference ...
Now, if we could just get Dr. Who to cameo on Star Trek ...
James King
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Tue, 27 Apr 2004 10:06:07
> -0700) J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> didst appear within my Magick
> Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
> polemicize thusly:
>
> > On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 00:26:39 GMT, "KIMEVANS" <kime...@bigpond.com>
> > found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:c6k05d$2168$3...@news.wplus.net...
> > >>
> > >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >> news:408BD300...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >> > robot reporter's April 19 stats are now over 6 days overdue. I'm
> > >> > beginning to suspect foul play. I fear that he is rusting in
> > >pieces.>
> > >> May he rust in peace.
> > >>
> > >> reminds me of frustrated robot who pulled himself to pieces
> > >
> > Daneel have one nut to lose.
>
> Olivaw new ones are like that.
Lets lay a Foundation for peace to the End Of Eternity!
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:58:54 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Wed, 21 Apr 2004 08:35:15
> >-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> didst appear within my Magick
> >Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
> >polemicize thusly:
> >
> >> On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:00:52 GMT, O J <OJ...@pacbell.net> found these
> >> unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >On Wed, 21 Apr, James King wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>In article <408633A7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, Tim Bruening
> >> >><tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> I'm getting worried about robot reporter. His/her weekly stats
> >> >posts are now>> over two days overdue. He/she hasn't posted since
> >> >7:30 GMT on April 12. Does>> anyone know where he is?
> >> >>
> >> >>Um, not to be off topic here, but why is this so important to you?
> >> >Do>you win a prize if you post the most?
> >> >>
> >> >>I'm here in alt.humor.puns because I enjoy wordplay, not because I
> >> >want>to see the robot post the weekly stats.
> >> >>
> >> >>James King
> >> >
> >> > You mean there's no prize?? I'm dissa pun ted!
> >>
> >> The prizes were awarded, three jokes wan but no pun in ten did.
> >>
> >OC, don't leave us wantin' your one ton of wanton wan puns!
> >
> A little china hillary?
And a China Bill?
Cybe R. Wizard
Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Tue, 27 Apr 2004 21:59:09
-0700) Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> didst appear within
my Magick Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory,
did polemicize thusly:
>
>
> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
>
> > Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Tue, 27 Apr 2004
> > 10:06:07-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> didst appear
I will say this; it's Seldon been done before.
Mos
> If he's under sage, we could just eat him up.
Me! Me! Oh, damn! Didn't see the "S".
Never mind.....
Brian Tung
> Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Tue, 27 Apr 2004 21:59:09
> -0700) Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> didst appear within
> my Magick Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory,
> did polemicize thusly:
>
>
> I will say this; it's Seldon been done before.
Groan.
Incidentally, I think "didst" has person agreement issues; I believe
it's "thou didst," but "Tim did." Just trying to help (and not failing
miserably, I hope).
Brian Tung <br...@isi.edu>
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> said:
>>So then "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> said:
>>>> So then Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> said:
>>>> >On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:40:57 -0700, Tim Bruening
>
>>>> >>Why didn't Noah do any fishing?
>>>> >>Because he had only two worms.
>>>> >Why didn't Noah play cards?
>>>> >The elephants were sitting on the deck.
>>>> Ivory much doubt that.
>>>If it were (sub junk tiff) the poop deck, they'd have been shitting on
>>>the deck instead.
>>Then they'd cook up their calfs in a baby elephant wok.
>
>Did you know that Noah was Japanese? After it was all over he
>committed Hatari-kari.
One of the cattle drown due to his clumsiness, so he had to do the
honor a bull thing.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> said:
$45be...@newscene.com...
>> >> So then Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> said:
>> >> >On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:40:57 -0700, Tim Bruening
>
>> >> >>Why didn't Noah do any fishing?
>> >> >>Because he had only two worms.
>> >> >Why didn't Noah play cards?
>> >> >The elephants were sitting on the deck.
>> >> Ivory much doubt that.
>> >If it were (sub junk tiff) the poop deck, they'd have been shitting on
>> >the deck instead.
>> Then they'd cook up their calfs in a baby elephant wok.
>
>What about the other parts of their legs?
They went into Limbo.
(It's a city on the Barbary Coast where Noah got his hair cut).
Larry Krzewinski
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>>> >>Why didn't Noah do any fishing?
>>>>> >>Because he had only two worms.
>>>>> >Why didn't Noah play cards?
>>>>> >The elephants were sitting on the deck.
>>>>> Ivory much doubt that.
>>>>If it were (sub junk tiff) the poop deck, they'd have been shitting on
>>>>the deck instead.
>>>Then they'd cook up their calfs in a baby elephant wok.
>>
>>Did you know that Noah was Japanese? After it was all over he
>>committed Hatari-kari.
>
>One of the cattle drown due to his clumsiness, so he had to do the
>honor a bull thing.
No, his interest in life just Wayned.
L Alpert
But when it has been, it's Hari.....
>
> Cybe R. Wizard
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
Is our History getting Psycho?
Tim Bruening
Brian Tung wrote:
> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Tue, 27 Apr 2004 21:59:09
> > -0700) Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> didst appear within
> > my Magick Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory,
> > did polemicize thusly:
> >
> > [snip]
> >
> > I will say this; it's Seldon been done before.
>
> Groan.
>
> Incidentally, I think "didst" has person agreement issues; I believe
> it's "thou didst," but "Tim did." Just trying to help (and not failing
> miserably, I hope).
Thee, Thee, Thee!
Tim Bruening
How Terri Bull!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:s0vp80pu7453i2738...@4ax.com...
> > On 26 Apr 2004 03:36:27 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> > <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >So then Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> said:
> > >>On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 15:40:57 -0700, Tim Bruening
> > >><tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>>Why didn't Noah do any fishing?
> > >>>
> > >>>Because he had only two worms.
> > >>
> > >>Why didn't Noah play cards?
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>The elephants were sitting on the deck.
> > >
> > >Ivory much doubt that.
> >
> > Tusk, tusk.
>
> Visual pun:
>
> Two hunters are standing next to a very surprised-looking elephant with an
> umbrella sticking out of its arse.
>
> One hunter is saying to the other: "No, you idiot. You're supposed to kill
> it and cut its foot off first!"
I don't get it.
Elisabeth Müller
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
>
>"Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
>> Is this the first time Tim is really answering to a post?
>
>No.
Wow. He even answered to mine. And I thought he did not get my posts.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
I just hope that he's not going "postal!"
Alan
wrote:
>On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 15:21:39 -0700, Tim Bruening
I wonder why he doesn't realize you are the Müller of "Müller the
Misandrist?"
Mos
Tim is a Brit maybe?
nemo
L Alpert <alp...@xxcomcast.net> wrote in message
news:p3_jc.10802$RE1.1048984@attbi_s54...
nemo
had a Posse-tronic brain.