Help needed for kill files
pcom...@altair.selu.edu
kill file? I'm having trouble getting mine working and would
like for someone to give me all the proper instructions so
that I can edit the crap portion out of this newsgroup.
ObJoke: Q. What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
A. Her legs.
Bill Evans
: Could someone please post the instructions for creating a
: like for someone to give me all the proper instructions so
: that I can edit the crap portion out of this newsgroup.
Wait a minute. Let me turn up the obnoxiosity knob on my keyboard.
Someone will then in short order post instructions for creating a
kill file.
-- Captain Nitpick
pcom...@altair.selu.edu
This makes no sense whatsoever. I think while writing this, you
pulled out too fast..as your dad did to your mom while conceiving
a fucking piece of shit like yourself. Some of us don't care to
see more than 20 postings in a row by the same asshole, especially
when they are just to point out a spelling error or a comma splice
or something that was not funny in your opinion. Until you become
the offcial monitor of this newsgroup, find some other hobbies
besides making making your fucked-up presence known to those of
us who actually post jokes in this newsgroups. The only people
I'm familiar with that are as obnoxious as you earned their votes
into political office. And try changing your name to Corporal
Shithead or Admiral Faggot. This would probably be more
appropriate. Not that you seem to care to accept the hints that
have been given you. Maybe if the rest of us were to forward all
of your postings to your on-line postmaster, this may have some
effect. Unless he's a motherfucker like yourself.
Bill Evans
pcom...@altair.selu.edu made the following noteworthy contribution
to the highly esteemed collected works of rec.humor:
: Until you become
: the offcial monitor of this newsgroup, find some other hobbies
Oops. I apologize for invading your turf.
-- Captain Nitpick
pcom...@altair.selu.edu
> Oops. I apologize for invading your turf.
>
Is it necessary for a motherfucker like you to have a comment for every
posting in this newsgroup? Your pointless comments are starting to make
Ross Perot look like a genius. You're not funny, you never have been.
Anybody who reads your postings reads them for the same reasons people
slow down to see a car wreck. Someone should send _you_ to Singapore to
be caned. That would certainly be a better use of taxpayers' money..
especially on a faggot like yourself.
Ilya Boris Shambat
> us who actually post jokes in this newsgroups. The only people
> I'm familiar with that are as obnoxious as you earned their votes
> into political office. And try changing your name to Corporal
> Shithead or Admiral Faggot. This would probably be more
> appropriate. Not that you seem to care to accept the hints that
> have been given you. Maybe if the rest of us were to forward all
> of your postings to your on-line postmaster, this may have some
> effect. Unless he's a motherfucker like yourself.
HEY SHITHEAD -
YOU ARE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS PIECE OF SHIT THAT I EVER
SAW POST TO THIS FUCKING NEWSGROUP. GET A FUCKING LIFE
AND GET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING NET.
NUCLEAR HUGS AND RADIOACTIVE KISSES,
ROCKET.
Eddie Edwards
I read him because I think he's funny ... that's the beauty of the Net - just
so much variety :-)
--
Eddie xxx (friends of Captain Nitpick)
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David M Baisley
Eddie Edwards <e...@datcon.co.uk> wrote:
>pcom...@altair.selu.edu wrote:
>: In article <CpHo0...@pairgain.com>, eva...@pairgain.com (Bill Evans) writes:
>: > Oops. I apologize for invading your turf.
>: >
>: > -- Captain DipShit
>
>: Is it necessary for a motherfucker like you to have a comment for every
>: posting in this newsgroup? Your pointless comments are starting to make
>: Ross Perot look like a genius. You're not funny, you never have been.
>: Anybody who reads your postings reads them for the same reasons people
>: slow down to see a car wreck. Someone should send _you_ to Singapore to
>: be caned. That would certainly be a better use of taxpayers' money..
>: especially on a faggot like yourself.
Boy some people have no sense of humor. I happen to think Capt. Nitpick is
one of the few funny people who post on this newsgroup. Why shouldn't he
comment on every posting? You don't want to read it then then skip when
see Capt. Nitpick at the bottom his comments are usually only a line or
two long anyway. ANd if you are one of those people who complains I have
to pay for every posting I read or any of taht other whining...get a new
service or don't read newsgroups. Otherwise shut up....
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David M. Baisley dm...@columbia.edu
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Clive Dennison
>From: pcom...@altair.selu.edu
>Subject: Captain Dipshit, the new Michael Fay
>Date: 8 May 94 20:12:47 -0600
Hey, go easy on the --Captain. Somebody has to tighten up the spelling and
the grammar around here! Also, what is humour, but another way of looking
at things?
Joke (very old) - Three French boys, aged 5, 6 and 7 years were walking on a
path through a field. Suddenly the 5 year-old piped up, "Look at zat
couple, zay are fighting!" "No, no, zay are not fighting, zay are making
loove", explained the 6 year-old. The seven year-old craned his neck and
observed, "Ahhh, yes!, but sooo baadly!" (I can spell, its just difficult
to get this Yankee computer to speak with a french accent!)
iach...@bcrvmpc2.vnet.ibm.com
I have a suggestion. The solution to the nitpick is simple. Put him in
your kill file. The only problem with this is all the people who respond
to him and complain about him is starting to take up much (unkillable)
bandwidth. If everyone would put this guy in their kill file and hence
not be able to follow up to his posts, then it would be like he doesn't
exist. Right?
Rich Iachetta
iach...@ausvm6.vnet.ibm.com
I do not speak for IBM.
Bill Evans
Ilya Boris Shambat (ib...@Virginia.EDU) made the following noteworthy contribution
to the highly esteemed collected works of rec.humor:
: > into political office. And try changing your name to Corporal
: > Shithead or Admiral Faggot. This would probably be more
: HEY SHITHEAD -
: YOU ARE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS PIECE OF SHIT THAT I EVER
: SAW POST TO THIS FUCKING NEWSGROUP. GET A FUCKING LIFE
: AND GET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING NET.
: NUCLEAR HUGS AND RADIOACTIVE KISSES,
: ROCKET.
Couldn't have said it half so eloquently myself.
-- Captain Nitpick
burn...@vmsmail.gov.bc.ca
I certainly had second thoughts & I don't even know what the subject was.
Objoke: If at first you don't succeed, call it version one-point-oh.
--
Disclaimer: The opinions and statements contained in this posting are the sole
responsibility of the author and have not in any way been reviewed or approved
by my employer or any network service.
Jim Glockling
>In article <1994May9.0...@Virginia.EDU> on Mon, 9 May 1994 05:05:40 GMT,
>Ilya Boris Shambat (ib...@Virginia.EDU) made the following noteworthy contribution
>
>
>Couldn't have said it half so eloquently myself.
>
I can, and so can any other user of the rn reader, it goes like this -
/eva...@pairgain.com/hj
/ib...@Virginia.EDU/hj
Jim G.
Lexington, MA
Jim Glockling
Whoops, one small typo - that should read
/eva...@pairgain.com/h:j !need the colon
/ib...@Virginia.EDU/h:j
Adios Bill & Ilya you profane dimwits ...
mcde...@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Tisk, tisk. Aren't we a bit edgy today. Did you not get your
bottle???? Ahhhh.... Isn't that cute, junior's throwing a tantrum. Get
a grip on reality. There is a nice happy thing called a header. It tells
you who posted what. If you see something from evansb@* then don't read
it. Or better yet, make a kill file. Have a nice life (cause it seems like
you ain't been having a good day)
steve stillson
mcde...@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
p.s. you can add me to your kill file too.....
Terry Weadock
>I can, and so can any other user of the rn reader, it goes like this -
>
> /eva...@pairgain.com/hj
> /ib...@Virginia.EDU/hj
>
/Captain Nitpick/a:J
this will kill all posts that contain Captain Nitpick anywhere in them.
taw- down with nitpicks, the enemies of humor
--
Ilya Boris Shambat
> Adios Bill & Ilya you profane dimwits ...
NOT ADIOS YET.
JIM GLOCKLING AT MIT LINCOLN LABORATORY SHALL PROVE BY EXAMPLE THAT ONE DOES
NOT CALL ME DIMWIT WITH IMPUNITY. I AM A SMART ROCKET AND SHALL FIND HIS
HOUSE TO BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN
Greg Goebel
> JIM GLOCKLING AT MIT LINCOLN LABORATORY SHALL PROVE BY EXAMPLE THAT ONE DOES
>
> NOT CALL ME DIMWIT WITH IMPUNITY. I AM A SMART ROCKET AND SHALL FIND HIS
>
> HOUSE TO BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN
>
> NUCLEAR HUGS AND RADIOACTIVE KISSES,
Dimwit, who knows, incoherent certainly. Where is Dmitri Vulis when we need
him the most?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am schizo
and so am I.
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