Racial Jokes :)
SUN_SPARK
these funny.
Q: Whats teh difference between a Jew and a pizza ?
A: A pizza doesnt scream while going into the oven.
Q: How do the chinese get their names?
A: they throw pots and pans down the stairs
Q: whats the difference between The million man march and the lesbian march?
A: Nothing, they both didnt do dick.
thats all for now.....if I find anymore..ill post it
later
SuN_SPArK
Nathan Parker
: Some Racist jokes , NOTE: im not a racist, nor do i want to be..I just found
: thats all for now.....if I find anymore..ill post it
Q: What's the dfference between OJ and Ellway?
A: OJ rides a slow-white-bronco - John Elway IS a slow white Bronco
naight
tom Giannelli
>Some Racist jokes , NOTE: im not a racist, nor do i want to be..I just found
>these funny.
>Q: Whats teh difference between a Jew and a pizza ?
>A: A pizza doesnt scream while going into the oven.
>Q: How do the chinese get their names?
>A: they throw pots and pans down the stairs
>Q: whats the difference between The million man march and the lesbian march?
>A: Nothing, they both didnt do dick.
>thats all for now.....if I find anymore..ill post it
>later
>SuN_SPArK
>Q: what does a racist sprinkler sound like?
>A: Chink, chink, Chink, Chink,spic, nigger, nigger, nigger
> thanks
>TAG your it!!
William J. Evans
:thats all for now.....if I find anymore..ill post it
^^^^^^^^
Exactly.
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Makki Ramsay,Helsinki
Reminds me of:
A chinese man was trowing stones on a tin roof and a black man asked
why. The chine said that every time he trows a stone he will hear
thesound of his ancestors hear: THe stoen made a sound Ching Chang
eeee The stone sounded "Ching Chang See" And the chinese said
these where the names of his father, grandfather and greatgranddfatter.
The black man took a stone and trew it on the roof and you could hear:
"Chim Pan Zee"
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ROGER BARNARD
After the operation, she is heavily bandaged across her chest and can't
make out what has been done.
After a few days, the doctor comes along and decides to remove the
bandages.
When he's finished, the woman looks down and there between her breasts
is a black mans head, made up like a clown.
"What have you done" she cries in horror!!
"It's what you asked for" say's the doctor....... "A silly coon implant"
:-)
RogerB
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Stephanie A Dobler
Speaking of racial humor, did you hear about the Finn who told hilarious
jokes?
Me, neither.
Makki and Timo -- you're JUST NOT FUNNY. Not in English, anyway.
___________
ObJoke, sort of (via Ogden Nash)
There's a one-l lama;
He's a beast.
There's a two-l llama;
He's a priest.
But I will bet
A silk pajama
There's no such thing
As a three-l lllama.
(to which he added this note: "Someone has just informed me there is a
type of conflagration known as a three-alarmer. Pooh.")
E. Paul Mayhan
Eventually the turd will turn white and quit stinkin.
what's black and white and rolls down the beach?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a carp.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree in Mississippi?
Cut the rope.
I remembered these from back home in Calhoun City MS. I don't hate black
people, you just asked for the jokes.
--
Paul Mayhan- Any resemblance to any normal person, living or dead, is
purely coincidental.
Slash
Thank God someone else realizes it!!!
ObJ:
The young brave goes to the old indian chief and asks him how he chooses
the names for the members of the tribe. "I look across the plains and
name the braves after what strikes my eye. For example - Babbling
Brook, or Running Deer." The old man replied. "Why do you ask, Two Dogs
Fucking?"
Timo Salmi
Stephanie A Dobler <sado...@pitt.edu> wrote:
:Speaking of racial humor, did you hear about the Finn who told hilarious
:jokes?
:Me, neither.
:
:Makki and Timo -- you're JUST NOT FUNNY. Not in English, anyway.
Fair enough, Stephanie. Are you? No problem, in all equality now you
try in Finnish.
I know my puns and attempted witticisms stink, but I am not
particularly keen on the racial and xenophobic squabbles, so kindly
leave me out of that kind of an indication. I get quite sufficiently
of the attitude on the net coming from a "hick" country, even if
here on rec.humor I don't mind. If one can't take this newsgroup,
one should stay off.
All the best, Timo (aka Professor Pundit in rec.humor)
OBPun: If someone calls me a nut, I'll bolt.
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Molly Kolnody
ki...@for.kicks.edu (Molly Kolnody) wrote:
>In article <4a9rkj$d...@usenet.srv.cis.pitt.edu>,
>
>>Speaking of racial humor, did you hear about the Finn who told hilarious
>>jokes?
>>
>>Me, neither.
>>
>>
>>Makki and Timo -- you're JUST NOT FUNNY. Not in English, anyway.
>
>get my whole floor laughing. Whereas your lame llama stunk. So maybe you
>might want to stop projecting.
>
>Jeff.
Sorry, forgot my OBJ.
How do we know one of the Three Wise Men must have been black?
Someone had to carry the gifts and shit!
Molly Kolnody
William J. Evans
:How do we know one of the Three Wise Men must have been black?
:
:Someone had to carry the gifts and shit!
I can understand the carrying the gifts part. But couldn't the
honkies even shit for themselves?
Wotan
Timo Salmi <t...@reimari.uwasa.fi> wrote:
>OBPun: If someone calls me a nut, I'll bolt.
And when we call screw, he balls.
<ducks and runs>
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an14...@anon.penet.fi
What the hell?
You fucking guys suck with all of your philosophical, bullshit arguing
comments. Where the hell are the goddam jokes on this so-called "joke
newsgroup"??????
Anyway:
how can you tell if a nigger is well hung?
you can't fit your finger between the rope and his neck.
why don't spicks have BBQ's?
because the rice would fall through the grill.
did you hear about the nigger who looked up his family tree?
a gorilla shit in his face.
what did the Chinese couple name their black child?
Som Ding Wong (something wrong)
why don't niggers marry spicks?
they wouldn't want their kids to be too lazy to steal.
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parham
> how can you tell if a nigger is well hung?
> you can't fit your finger between the rope and his neck.
> why don't spicks have BBQ's?
> because the rice would fall through the grill.
> did you hear about the nigger who looked up his family tree?
> a gorilla shit in his face.
> what did the Chinese couple name their black child?
> Som Ding Wong (something wrong)
> why don't niggers marry spicks?
> they wouldn't want their kids to be too lazy to steal.
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