Ali G...

J a s e

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 4:42:33 AM10/7/01

to

To join my 'Joke of the Week' mailing list for FREE, send a blank email to:
JasesJokes...@yahoogroups.com
___________________________________________________________________________

ALI G NURSERY RHYMES - 'EAR ME NOWW - BO...

Old mother hubbard,
Went to da cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave da bitch a bone of his own.

Hickory, dickory, dock,
Dis bitch was sucking me cock
Da clock struck two,
I dumped me goo
And dropped her at da end of da block.

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in da backyard.
When she took her panties off,
His wooly dick got hard

Dere was an old lady oo lived in a shoe.
She ad so many kids
Her uterus fell out.

Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife,
Liked to beat her,
Smacked her twice around da head,
F**ked her ass,
Den went to bed.

Jack and Jill went up da hill
Each with a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with two dollars fifty,
Da dirty hoe.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy,
It's too damn hairy.
________ __ __ ________________________________________________________
) / /_/ /_ /_ http://www.JasesJokes.com Ja...@JasesJokes.com )
(__ /_/ / / __//________________________________________________________(

Rookie Remixer

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 6:14:14 AM10/7/01

to

It wasn't Steven Spielberg who made that new film....

It was ALI G !!!

A.I.

;-)

"J a s e" <Ja...@JasesJokes.com> wrote in message
news:3BC01579...@JasesJokes.com...

s...@JasesJokes.com )

harkonnen

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 9:12:26 AM10/7/01

to

andrew dice clay wrote all this shit

giving credit where credit is due!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leisa

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 3:07:17 PM10/7/01

to

"J a s e" <Ja...@JasesJokes.com> wrote in message
news:3BC01579...@JasesJokes.com...

> To join my 'Joke of the Week' mailing list for FREE, send a blank email
to:
> JasesJokes...@yahoogroups.com
>
___________________________________________________________________________
>
> ALI G NURSERY RHYMES - 'EAR ME NOWW - BO...
>

You forgot "Little Boy Blue...He needed the money".

It was funny when Dice did it 13 years ago.

Leisa

Jan

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 5:05:49 PM10/7/01

to

Leisa <doesnt...@iwont.answer> schreef in berichtnieuws
FJ1w7.85774$707.44...@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com...

Who the fuck are you?

Jan

Leisa

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 7:11:16 PM10/7/01

to

"Jan" <thek...@tiscalimail.nl> wrote in message
news:9pqg0k$mbt$1...@nereid.worldonline.nl...

Someone who's been lurking here a while, reading the jokes. Thanks for the
warm welcome, bitch.

Leisa

Larry Krzewinski

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 6:19:07 PM10/7/01

to

"Jan" <thek...@tiscalimail.nl> wrote in message
news:9pqg0k$mbt$1...@nereid.worldonline.nl...
>

Someone who happens to be right!

Larry

Mel

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 7:19:04 PM10/7/01

to

"Leisa" <doesnt...@iwont.answer> wrote in message
news:oi5w7.85903$707.45...@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com...

> "Jan" <thek...@tiscalimail.nl> wrote in message
> news:9pqg0k$mbt$1...@nereid.worldonline.nl...
> > Leisa <doesnt...@iwont.answer> schreef in berichtnieuws
> > FJ1w7.85774$707.44...@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com...

> > > You forgot "Little Boy Blue...He needed the money".
> > > It was funny when Dice did it 13 years ago.

> > Who the fuck are you?

> Someone who's been lurking here a while, reading the jokes. Thanks for the
> warm welcome, bitch.

fine... great great... good good...

now... show us yer tits...

--
Smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself

You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this
message.

Leisa

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 7:27:11 PM10/7/01

to

"Mel" <rrc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9pqnuo$m64$1...@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...

>
> fine... great great... good good...
>
> now... show us yer tits...
>

Got beads? :)

> You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
this
> message.

I paid, but I didn't get a receipt.

Mel

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 7:33:28 PM10/7/01

to

"Leisa" <doesnt...@iwont.answer> wrote in message

news:jx5w7.85914$707.45...@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com...

> "Mel" <rrc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:9pqnuo$m64$1...@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> > fine... great great... good good...
> > now... show us yer tits...
> Got beads? :)

this ain't N'Orleans, sugar... ;-)

but I bet you're been there, huh?

> > You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
> > this message.
> I paid, but I didn't get a receipt.

that could be a problem...

I'm open to incentives...

--
Smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself

You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this
message.

David Milne

unread,

Oct 7, 2001, 9:51:01 PM10/7/01

to

HAR hAr HAR HARHAR HAR HAR <CACK> HAR HAR HAR <ROFL>

IMRAN

unread,

Oct 8, 2001, 10:55:27 AM10/8/01

to

HEY I NEED PICTURS OF ALI G

Spitfire

unread,

Oct 8, 2001, 9:24:12 PM10/8/01

to

Leisa wrote:
>
> "Mel" <rrc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:9pqnuo$m64$1...@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> >
> > fine... great great... good good...
> >
> > now... show us yer tits...
> >
>
> Got beads? :)

Actually,....he doesn't....

> > You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
> > this message.
>
> I paid, but I didn't get a receipt.

Good, you can run up the bill....
--
Spitfire
You done yet?

Jan

unread,

Oct 8, 2001, 3:06:41 AM10/8/01

to

"Keith E." <kei...@saintly.com> schreef in bericht
news:2np1sts3peq57q5e5...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 7 Oct 2001 23:05:49 +0200, "Jan"
> <thek...@tiscalimail.nl> escaped from the institution, and ran
> away screaming:

>
> >Leisa <doesnt...@iwont.answer> schreef in berichtnieuws
> >FJ1w7.85774$707.44...@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com...
> >>

> >> It was funny when Dice did it 13 years ago.
> >>
> >> Leisa
> >>
> >>
> >Who the fuck are you?
>

> Jan, meat Leisa.
>
> No, it wasn't a missteak.
>

Got some pepper to go with that?

Jan

unread,

Oct 8, 2001, 3:05:01 AM10/8/01

to

"Larry Krzewinski" <larr...@gte.net> schreef in bericht
news:vx4w7.1412$eY2.3...@dfiatx1-snr1.gtei.net...

Being right doesnot make her any more tolerable..

Jan

unread,

Oct 8, 2001, 3:24:57 AM10/8/01

to

"Leisa" schreef in bericht
> "Jan" wrote in
> > Leisa schreef
> > > "J a s e" wrote in message

> > >
> > > You forgot "Little Boy Blue...He needed the money".
> > >
> > > It was funny when Dice did it 13 years ago.
> > >
> > >

> > Who the fuck are you?
> >
>

> Someone who's been lurking here a while, reading the jokes. Thanks for the
> warm welcome, bitch.
>

My pleasure, now start sucking

Jan

Spitfire

unread,

Oct 10, 2001, 3:46:40 AM10/10/01

to

Jan wrote:
>
> > > Who the fuck are you?
> >

> > Someone who happens to be right!
>
> Being right doesnot make her any more tolerable..

Why should it?

DEL-uk

unread,

Oct 13, 2001, 12:16:18 PM10/13/01

to

nope wrong the first verse was part of a reggae record by Judge Dread aka
Alex Hughes
along with
Jack B nimble jack B quick
Jack jumped over de candlestick
stilly boy shouda jumped higher
goodness gracious
great balls of fire!
Derek
harkonnen <atre...@dune.com> wrote in message
news:_wYv7.110602$aZ6.25...@news1.rdc1.az.home.com...