Anyone have a list of funny names (like Hugh Jass, Oliver Closof, etc...)?

Theodore A. Waniuk

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Apr 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/4/96

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I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons:

Hugh Jass
Amanda Huggenkiss
Oliver Closof
Phillip McKrevasse
Ivana Tinkle
Adolph Oliver Bush
Mike Rotch
Buster Hymen
Haywood Jablomi

I am looking for a list of these that I know must be out there somewhere...

Andy Waniuk
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Phil Bagnall

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Apr 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/5/96

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In article: <4jv8ki$c...@jaws.cs.hmc.edu> twa...@hmc.edu (Theodore A.
Waniuk) writes:

> I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons:
>
> Hugh Jass
> Amanda Huggenkiss
> Oliver Closof
> Phillip McKrevasse
> Ivana Tinkle
> Adolph Oliver Bush
> Mike Rotch
> Buster Hymen
> Haywood Jablomi
>
>

Three people I've met: Annette Kertin, Joseph King (who refuses to be called
Joe King), and Richard Head (and no one dares call him Dick!).

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Stuart A. Bronstein

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Apr 7, 1996, 4:00:00 AM4/7/96

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In article <4k9sf7$s...@insosf1.netins.net>,
j anderson <j.and...@www.mebbs.com> wrote:
>I knew someone once who's brother was named Harold Richard.

There is an attorney in San Francisco whose name is Randall (known as
Randy) Dick. He does not, however, do divorce law.

Stu

Josh Forman

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Apr 7, 1996, 4:00:00 AM4/7/96

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>In article: <4jv8ki$c...@jaws.cs.hmc.edu> twa...@hmc.edu (Theodore A.
>Waniuk) writes:
>
>> I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons:
>>
>> Hugh Jass
>> Amanda Huggenkiss
>> Oliver Closof
>> Phillip McKrevasse
>> Ivana Tinkle
>> Adolph Oliver Bush
>> Mike Rotch
>> Buster Hymen
>> Haywood Jablomi

Mike Hunt (ewww!)

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Katie Trame

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antibody

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I once bought snowmobile from a
man named Harry Busch. I had
a rough time writing out the
check.

Ann T.

David Kauffman

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Apr 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/14/96

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I have a cousin with the same last name as mine (Kauffman) whose first
name is Jack.

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Apr 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/14/96

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I used to know a guy in south Texas named Richard Head...

Stuart A. Bronstein

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David Kauffman <Cybe...@cris.com> wrote:
>I have a cousin with the same last name as mine (Kauffman) whose first
>name is Jack.
>

My English teacher in high school was Jack Coffey.

Stu

Joe Garzik

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There's a kid here who's first name is pronounced Shu-theed'. It's
spelled Shithead. Also, my wife taught a kid whose name is Lemonjello,
pronounced Luh-mon'-juh-low.

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Keith Adam Torres

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Apr 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/15/96

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how about...

Stu Pidass
Hugh G. Rection
Ben Dover

Blake Robinson

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Arthur Levesque

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My friend has a T-shirt with the name "Hugh G. Rection" on it...
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Mahendra Shah

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Apr 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/16/96

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In <4krbol$k...@news1.h1.usa.pipeline.com>

tour...@usa.pipeline.com(tourglide) writes:
>
> I used to know a guy in south Texas named Richard Head.

> Al Cohol

Stuart A. Bronstein

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Arthur Levesque <baks...@nicom.com> wrote:
>My friend has a T-shirt with the name "Hugh G. Rection" on it...

His name isn't, by any chance, Longfellow?

Stu

Buddha

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On 17 Apr 1996, Stuart A. Bronstein wrote:

> His name isn't, by any chance, Longfellow?

Nah, I think his name was Mike Rotch or Ben Ovur. But
you oughta check with Hugh Asse ... I think he'll know for sure.

James Lockhart

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Apr 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/23/96

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I know of guy named Micheal Hunt. It's sad, because he won something and
his name is engraved on a trophy forever.

TOM SERVOS

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Apr 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/24/96

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I once knew a guy at work by the name Harry Barber
and I could not talk to him with a straight face
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Gregory Harper

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On 15 Apr 1996 07:17:13 -0700 ad...@crl.com (Stuart A. Bronstein) wrote
about Re: Anyone have a list of funny names (like Hugh Jass, Oliver
Closof, etc...)?

Or how about a customer service officer at the state water treatment
plant here: Sue Ridge.

Greg

Vernon Brookins

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May 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/7/96

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How about Dr. Feelgood. (I've never actually heard of anyone with that
name however.)

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jhaigler

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I saw these on the David Letterman show earlier in the week, and thought
it had to be fake, until the people showed their drivers license
immediately after stating their names. Here goes...

(Hope i don't get into copyright trouble.)

10 - Dick Hertz
9 - Phil McCracken
8 - Anita Legg
7 - Harry Dong (obviously Long's brother)
6 - George Titman
5 - Justa Duck (bless her heart, she looked depressed)
4 - Dick Week
3 - Teddy Bair
2 - Harry Bush
1 - Dick Head

A fellow I work with swears he went to school with a girl named
Mary Christmas. There are indeed, people in the Va/NC mountains with
the last name of Christmas.

Jeff

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J Christopher

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On Thursday, April 4, 1996 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-7, Theodore A. Waniuk wrote:
> I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons:
> Hugh Jass
> Amanda Huggenkiss
> Oliver Closof
> Phillip McKrevasse
> Ivana Tinkle
> Adolph Oliver Bush
> Mike Rotch
> Buster Hymen
> Haywood Jablomi

> I am looking for a list of these that I know must be out there somewhere...
>
> Andy Waniuk
> twa...@hmc.edu

This is ancient

MAXIMO MENDEZ-AGUILAR

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Sep 30, 2021, 10:59:46 AM9/30/21

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IT REALLY IS!!!! 1996!!!

Joram van Hartingsveldt

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Oct 29, 2021, 9:59:43 AM10/29/21

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On Thursday, 4 April 1996 at 09:00:00 UTC+1, Theodore A. Waniuk wrote:
> I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons:
> Hugh Jass
> Amanda Huggenkiss
> Oliver Closof
> Phillip McKrevasse
> Ivana Tinkle
> Adolph Oliver Bush
> Mike Rotch
> Buster Hymen
> Haywood Jablomi
> I am looking for a list of these that I know must be out there somewhere...
>
> Andy Waniuk
> twa...@hmc.edu

Wayne Kerr
Amanda Jamitinya
Harry Baals

Hope this helps.

The Indian Pianist

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On Thursday, 4 April 1996 at 09:00:00 UTC+1, Theodore A. Waniuk wrote:
> I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons:
> Hugh Jass
> Amanda Huggenkiss
> Oliver Closof
> Phillip McKrevasse
> Ivana Tinkle
> Adolph Oliver Bush
> Mike Rotch
> Buster Hymen
> Haywood Jablomi
> I am looking for a list of these that I know must be out there somewhere...
>
> Andy Waniuk
> twa...@hmc.edu

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"During the July 12, 2013, noon newscast, anchor Tori Campbell read a news release that claimed to identify the four pilots of Asiana Airlines Flight 214, which crash landed at San Francisco International Airport on July 6. A summer intern at the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) had incorrectly confirmed the spellings of the satirical names to a KTVU staffer who called to verify the release. The names read were: Captain Sum Ting Wong ("something['s] wrong"), Wi Tu Lo ("we [are] too low", referring to the plane's altitude), Ho Lee Fuk ("holy f***", but pronounced by Campbell as /hoʊ liː fuk/) and Bang Ding Ow (onomatopoeia for hitting the ground and exclamations of pain)."