Spelling with Darnell
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Since we're all into an Ebonics frenzy, I thought I would resurrect
the old "Spelling with Darnell" file. It's kinda like Ebonics but
different.
LEARNING TO SPELL WITH "DARNELL"
This is "Learning to Spell with Darnell." I be Darnell Jackson, and
today we're gonna spell the word__________. Spell it with me now,
____________. Now let's use it in a sentence.
Widen: "When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I
said, widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?"
Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night,
they said, Darnell, urinal lot of trouble."
Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment
right undermine.
Stain: "My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I
asked them, you plannin on stain?"
Sodomy: "When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one
sodomy and another bitch on the other sodomy."
Semen: "I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen
left and right."
Seldom: "I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the
other night, so I seldom to my friend."
Rectum: "I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both."
Polyp: "On my way home from the Piston's game the other night,
I was involved in a five-car polyp on I-75."
Penis: "I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me
a little paper cup and said, here penis.
Orgasm: "I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his
state. I asked if they electrocute em, hang, orgasm."
Oreo: "I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he
could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday."
Oral: "My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow
your head off."
Odyssey: "When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my
friends, you odyssey the tits on that babe."
Menstruate: "With the fashions today you can't keep the women and
menstruate."
Manual: "I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble
if you keep messing with that hoe."
Letter: "The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnell's
door the other night and I wouldn't letter in."
July: "After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the
truth or July?"
Income: "My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my
wife."
Horde: "My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she
horde around in her school."
Honor: "At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who
be honor?"
Homo: "The bitch I'm living with called me at the bar the
other night. She said Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?"
Fortify: "I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile--How much? She said
fortify dollars. honey."
Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin
Melvin. I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house,
it be too small."
Foreclose: "If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more
money foreclose."
Fascinate: "My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on
it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."
Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment,
he's going to send me back to the big house."
Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what
Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension
hung like a horse."
Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."
Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to
keep a couple on decide.
Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple
double and my coach said data boy Darnell."
Copulate: "I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I
said copulate."
Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today,
what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"
Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll
have the bailiff clear the coatroom."
Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on
the porch."
Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to
Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."
Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch
pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."
Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this
beware I find be a job?"
Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start
swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."
Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink
out of when he was sitting on the front porch."
Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my
old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."
Anus: "The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be
looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we
said---anus."
Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for
afford.