wanted: Ethiopian jokes
Sann Ching
Q: What do you see when you look up an Ethipian's asshole?
A: Cobwebs.
Q: What are Ethipian bunkbeds?
A: Venetian blinds.
Q: What is the Ethipian national bird?
A: They don't have one; they ate it.
If there is one, can someone please post it or e-mail it to me? And if
anyone can think of any more, do likewise. Thanks a lot!
Sann (chi...@singnet.com.sg)
Dr. Jeffrey R. Olson
How are Ethiopians like Yoko Ono?
The both live off dead beetles. (Obviously more accurate when spoken)
spcon...@cc.memphis.edu
>>Is there a Canonical list of Ethiopian jokes around? Y'know, stuff like:
>
New Ethiopian Joke:
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Sean Concannon
spcon...@cc.memphis.edu
J.D. Falk
Avery Hilditch
->Is there a Canonical list of Ethiopian jokes around? Y'know, stuff like:
->
->Q: What do you see when you look up an Ethipian's asshole?
->A: Cobwebs.
->
->Q: What are Ethipian bunkbeds?
->A: Venetian blinds.
->
->Q: What is the Ethipian national bird?
->A: They don't have one; they ate it.
->
->If there is one, can someone please post it or e-mail it to me? And if
->anyone can think of any more, do likewise. Thanks a lot!
->
->Sann (chi...@singnet.com.sg)
Q: Why do Ethiopians walk around with thgeir arms sticking out parallel to the ground?
A: So they don't fall down ant holes.
Q: What's the fastest thing in the world?
A: An Ethiopian with a MacDonald's voucher.
Q: What's the worst thing about fucking an Ethiopian woman?
A: Hearing her bones crack.
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Gary Barth
ahil...@awadi.com.au (Avery Hilditch) writes:
[snipped]
> ->Q: What do you see when you look up an Ethipian's asshole?
> ->A: Cobwebs.
> ->
> ->Q: What are Ethipian bunkbeds?
> ->A: Venetian blinds.
> ->
> ->Q: What is the Ethipian national bird?
> ->A: They don't have one; they ate it.
> ->
> ->If there is one, can someone please post it or e-mail it to me? And if
> ->anyone can think of any more, do likewise. Thanks a lot!
> ->
> Q: Why do Ethiopians walk around with thgeir arms sticking out parallel to the ground?
> A: So they don't fall down ant holes.
>
> Q: What's the fastest thing in the world?
> A: An Ethiopian with a MacDonald's voucher.
>
> Q: What's the worst thing about fucking an Ethiopian woman?
> A: Hearing her bones crack.
>
Q: How many Ethiopians can you get in a phone booth?
A: All of 'em.
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A: A caterer!
Alan Frazier
> Q: What do you call an Ethiopian walking a dog
> A: A caterer!
I thought that was a Vietnamese...
Smile (Cynthia Lux)
All right... Stupid question time. Are Ethipians residents of the outer space
colony of Ethip?
---Little Miss Nitpick
William J. Evans
: All right... Stupid question time. Are Ethipians residents of the outer space
: colony of Ethip?
No, they were inhabitants of a city in the Near East about 2000 years ago.
Haven't you ever read St. Paul's Letter to the Ethipians?
-- Captain Nitpick
Narayan Kartik
: ---
: End Of Message.
Q: How can you tell if an Ethiopian is prosperous?
A: He'll be wearing a gold Rolex round his waist.
Q: An Ethiopian was shitting by the roadside when another walked up to
him. What did the second one say?
A: "Don't show off!"
mzis...@sgcl1.unisg.ch
I find it untaistfull of everyone publicating such jokes.
That's all to say about such things...
Maybe you can laugh about that:
In Switzerland we have to vote for or against a special law to prohibit such
jokes. The situation in some countries can be that bad...
thomas rinkevich
: Avery Hilditch (ahil...@awadi.com.au) wrote:
: : In article s...@merlion.singnet.com.sg, chi...@merlion.singnet.com.sg (Sann Ching) writes:
^^^^^^^^
: : ->A: Cobwebs.
: : ->
: : ->Q: What are Ethipian bunkbeds?
: : ->A: Venetian blinds.
: : ->
: : ->Q: What is the Ethipian national bird?
: : ->A: They don't have one; they ate it.
: : ->Sann (chi...@singnet.com.sg)
Q: What do you get when you put a hole in an 'Ethipian'?
A: An Ethiopian!!!
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John Griffin
<mzis...@sgcl1.unisg.ch> wrote:
>I absolutely cannot laugh about racistic jokes...
>
>I find it untaistfull of everyone publicating such jokes.
>
>That's all to say about such things...
Gee, what a guy!
>
>
>Maybe you can laugh about that:
>
>In Switzerland we have to vote for or against a special law to prohibit such
>jokes. The situation in some countries can be that bad...
I hope you get to vote on each joke individually!
STEWART G. MCKEEVER
>
> Q: What do you get when you put a hole in an 'Ethipian'?
What does one call an Ethiopian with a sesame seed on his head?
A Quarter Pounder.
(and an anorexic with a yeast infection is a Quarter Pounder with cheese)
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STEWART G. MCKEEVER verbally perambulates:
>In article <3577rh$d...@crcnis1.unl.edu>, t...@unlinfo.unl.edu (thomas rinkevich) writes:
>>
>> Q: What do you get when you put a hole in an 'Ethipian'?
>
>
>What does one call an Ethiopian with a sesame seed on his head?
>
>A Quarter Pounder.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
thank you thank you
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Aza
Lucius L. Lockwood
> Avery Hilditch (ahil...@awadi.com.au) wrote:
> A: He'll be wearing a gold Rolex round his waist.
>
> Q: An Ethiopian was shitting by the roadside when another walked up to
> him. What did the second one say?
> A: "Don't show off!"
>
A: A Rake.
Q: What do you call his mamma?
A: A Ho.
Q: What is the world's fastest animal?
A: An Ethiopian Chicken.
WARNING: EVEN MORE TASTELESS JOKE FOLLOWS
Q: What did the little Ethiopian boy get for his birthday?
A: Flies.
Q: And what did he get for Christmas?
A: AIDS.
Opinions expressed are Mine - Take 'em or Leave 'em.
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Rebecca Sobol
(John Lundgren) writes:
mzis...@sgcl1.unisg.ch wrote:
: I absolutely cannot laugh about racistic jokes...
When I was a kid, I was taught that "Sticks and stones cam break my
bones, but words can never hurt me." It seems that the younger
generations haven't taken this advice. If people would take that advice,
there would be fewer wars and a lot less enmity in the world. Just laugh
with the stupid ethnic jokes. Don't take offense because you think
they're tasteless. We all know they are. I've heard my share of Swedish
jokes.
And it takes a Jew to tell a good jewish joke.
objoke: Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty. The two
got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?".
"Oy", says Morty, "my son... You know he went to the holy land? Well now he's
converted and become a Christian. Becky and I are so upset!"
Saul: "Funny you should mention that. My son also went to Jerusalem, to the
holy land, and he too converted and became a Christian."
As he said this their rabbi happened by and got in on the conversation.
Rabbi: "Funny you should mention that. My son also went to the holy land and
converted to Christianity."
So the three men decided that they should go the Jerusalem to see if they
could find and answer. Once they got to Israel they went to Mt. Sinai and
they climbed to the top. There they prayed and asked, "Oh God, why is it
that our sons have all come here to the holy land only to convert and become
Christians." For a long time there was silence. Then a loud, disembodied
voice boomed out, "Funny you should mention that..."
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John Lundgren
mzis...@sgcl1.unisg.ch wrote:
: I absolutely cannot laugh about racistic jokes...
When I was a kid, I was taught that "Sticks and stones cam break my
bones, but words can never hurt me." It seems that the younger
generations haven't taken this advice. If people would take that advice,
there would be fewer wars and a lot less enmity in the world. Just laugh
with the stupid ethnic jokes. Don't take offense because you think
they're tasteless. We all know they are. I've heard my share of Swedish
jokes.
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Jessica Parsons
Who knows, they keep slipping down the drain.
How many Ethiopians can you fit into a shoebox?
All of them.
Jess
John Lundgren
Lucius L. Lockwood (P23...@email.mot.com) wrote:
: Opinions expressed are Mine - Take 'em or Leave 'em.
: lucius_...@email.mot.com USDA Zone 9 Arid Monsoonal
Is that zone in Arizona?
What's the USDA Zone for Southern California? Same THing? Probably
Mediterranian.
ObRiddle: What do you get when you cross a potato and a sponge?
Lousy potato, but it sure soaks up a lot of gravy!
Lucius L. Lockwood
best pigeon English:
Michael Anthony Eggar
how many ethiopians fit in a phone booth?
250 the first minute, 150 each additional minute.
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: best pigeon English:
[snip]
: Sick 'em Captain!!!
I make a point of not criticizing the English of those whose first
language seems to be something else. After all, if I were to take
the trouble to learn German or French or Italian or whatever the
native language of mzis...@sgcl1.unisg.ch is, and then stick out
my neck and post in G/F/I, I wouldn't want some native speaker of
G/F/I flaming my G/F/I. If you were in the same place, would you?
I have you to thank, though, Lucius, for teaching me more English.
I had thought that "sick 'em" was a mis-spelling. I looked it up,
and lo and behold, it's ok. "sic 'em", though, is preferred.
-- Captain Nitpick
John Lundgren
Michael Anthony Eggar (me...@andrew.cmu.edu) wrote:
: how many ethiopians fit in a phone booth?
The phone number says it all. Can't even spell Zildjian cymbals or
Roland Synthesizers.
ObRiddle: What do you get when you cross a canary and a homing pigeon?
A Song with a Message.
Sann Ching
: : I find it untaistfull of everyone publicating such jokes.
: : That's all to say about such things...
: : Maybe you can laugh about that:
: : In Switzerland we have to vote for or against a special law to prohibit such
: : jokes. The situation in some countries can be that bad...
Well, I'm so sorry I managed to offend your sense of PC with my
innocuous request. I would have thought though, that a newsgroup whose
introoductry line warns "...may be offensive" would have been due caution
to any PC Nazis out there. If you don't like it, there's always a kill
file. I for one hardly use it because I believe in freedom of speech, and
I don't get offended at asian/oriental jokes either. In fact, if they're
funny, I laugh at them.
And yes, I *do* know how to spell Ethiopian. I *do* know there's an 'o' in
it. Hardly my fault, I think, that my keyboard needed its 'o' key fixed.
And on a lighter note:
q: What do you call an Ethiopian in a hula skirt?
a: A broom. ^
Sann
Michele Rothstein
A: Bunk Beds
Michele
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Carl Joseph Kushinsky
good reasons to hate everybody on an individual basis.
Henrik Brameus
Joseph Kushinsky) wrote:
> I think prejustice is the stupidest thing in the world.
^^^^^^^^^^
Excuse me? Has this somathing to do with the O.J. press coverage?
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Timothy Phillips
>Q: What are venetian blinds used for in Ethopia?
>A: Bunk Beds
>
Sorry if you've heard these but...
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with his eye hanging out?
A: Swingball
Q: Why do Ethiopians cover their arses?
A: So no-one steals their breakfast.
Q: Why do Ethiopians walk around with their arms outstretched?
A: To stop falling down wormholes.
Sorry,
Tim
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Kristian Bohm
> |>
> |>: In Switzerland we have to vote for or against a special law to prohibit such
> |>: jokes. The situation in some countries can be that bad...
> |>
> |>When I was a kid, I was taught that "Sticks and stones cam break my
> |>bones, but words can never hurt me." It seems that the younger
> |>generations haven't taken this advice. If people would take that advice,
> |>there would be fewer wars and a lot less enmity in the world. Just laugh
> |>with the stupid ethnic jokes. Don't take offense because you think
> |>they're tasteless. We all know they are. I've heard my share of Swedish
> |>jokes.
> |>
What's the big deal about ethnic jokes?? They're all the same few jokes just
with a different nationality inserted at the correct place. I agree with John's
comment about "sticks & stones". Come on, they're only jokes. If people can't
laugh at themselves they obviously have no sense of humour!
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: A: He'll be wearing a gold Rolex round his waist.
: Q: An Ethiopian was shitting by the roadside when another walked up to
: him. What did the second one say?
: A: "Don't show off!"
Q:What is the biggest irony in world history?
A:The great ethiopian empire reduced to humiliation in the face of
europeans..
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Gregory B Meyer
: > |>: Maybe you can laugh about that:
: > |>
: > |>: In Switzerland we have to vote for or against a special law to prohibit such
: > |>: jokes. The situation in some countries can be that bad...
: > |>
: > |>When I was a kid, I was taught that "Sticks and stones cam break my
: > |>bones, but words can never hurt me." It seems that the younger
: > |>generations haven't taken this advice. If people would take that advice,
: > |>there would be fewer wars and a lot less enmity in the world. Just laugh
: > |>with the stupid ethnic jokes. Don't take offense because you think
: > |>they're tasteless. We all know they are. I've heard my share of Swedish
: > |>jokes.
: > |>
: What's the big deal about ethnic jokes?? They're all the same few jokes just
: with a different nationality inserted at the correct place. I agree with John's
: comment about "sticks & stones". Come on, they're only jokes. If people can't
: laugh at themselves they obviously have no sense of humour!
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In the States we say, "Fuck'em if they can't take a joke."
Remember, there is no politically correct humor. The "Thought Police" are
humorless.
OOPs, gotta go, there's a Pollack next door at the whorehouse, I hear he
has a credit card. Should be good for a laugh.
Cheers,
Greg
Roger M. Wilcox
>
>Q:What is the biggest irony in world history?
>A:The great ethiopian empire reduced to humiliation in the face of
> europeans..
Considering that the place is mostly Sahara desert, I'm surprised Ethiopia
survived for as long as it has. And that so few people have decided to
move elsewhere (if the government'll let 'em, I don't know).
What's this? (Hold up one hand in an "OK" sign, made with the index finger
and thumb forming a ring.) -- An Ethiopian choke hold!
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For his next stunt he is going to strap a chicken to his ass and run across
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Modena Software
I know this is an old one - but it is good.
What is common to Ethiopians and Yoko Ono?
Both live on Beetles.
No offence meant.
Gary Barth
A: All of 'em!
(Isn't this topic kinda 'dated'?)
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Omer Eissa
WHY DO ETHIOPIANS TAKE SHOWERS WITH THEIR HANDS STICKING OUT?
SO THEY DON'T FALL THROUGH THE DRAIN. :)
NO OFFENCE MEANT
Carolyn Coulter
OE> From: Ei...@ix.netcom.com (Omer Eissa)
OE> Subject: Re: wanted: Ethiopian jokes
OE> Date: 21 Dec 1994 00:29:40 GMT
OE> Organization: Netcom
OE> Message-Id: <3d7stk$r...@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>
OE> In <modenaD0...@netcom.com>
OE> mod...@netcom.com (Modena Software) writes:
>>
>>
>>I know this is an old one - but it is good.
>>
>> What is common to Ethiopians and Yoko Ono?
>> Both live on Beetles.
>>
>>
>>
>>No offence meant.
>>
OE> WHY DO ETHIOPIANS TAKE SHOWERS WITH THEIR HANDS STICKING OUT?
OE> SO THEY DON'T FALL THROUGH THE DRAIN. :)
OE> NO OFFENCE MEANT
What's the fastest animal alive?
A Chicken in Ethiopia
(No offense! :>)
Ahmed F. Hosny
which reminds me of what a cousin of mine who was so thin he had no shadow
to cast, used to say of himself. "I am so thin that when taking a shower,
I have to keep running around in order to get wet."
Cheers
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John Griffin
Ahmed F. Hosny <ac...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote:
>In a previous posting, Omer Eissa (Ei...@ix.netcom.com) writes:
>> In <modenaD0...@netcom.com> mod...@netcom.com (Modena Software) writes:
>> WHY DO ETHIOPIANS TAKE SHOWERS WITH THEIR HANDS STICKING OUT?
>> SO THEY DON'T FALL THROUGH THE DRAIN. :)
>
>to cast, used to say of himself. "I am so thin that when taking a shower,
>I have to keep running around in order to get wet."
>
What does an Ethiopian look like in profile.....a zipper!
Ben Dover
A show off.
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A: ALL of them!
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Lars Bungum
bł
bł A show off.
:-) Do you know what the Somalians (people from Somalia, what
the heck are they called :) replied when they got a typewriter
from Norway?
Well, thanks for the nice grandstand. ;)
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David Feuer
A. Quarter pounder with cheese
This probably should go into alt.tasteless, but it _is_ an Ethiopian
joke. Apologies in advance, etc., etc.
Dave Feuer
feu...@umdnj.edu
Sung W Song
: Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
Q. What the fastest thing in the world.
A. An Ethiopian with a lunch ticket.
This might be really old but it's funny.
Sung.
D Phillips
Q whats the fastest thing on two legs
A a chicken in ethiopia
Q whats the second fastest thing on two legs
a the ethiopian chasing it.
Danny
life is a bowl of wheel nuts :-)
James J. Daniels
: Sung W Song wrote
Come on, We can do better than that:
Q: What's the best part about an Ethiopian Blow Job?
A: You KNOW she'll swallow.
T, (Jim's evil twin)
Sung W Song
Q: What do you call two Ethiopians in a sleeping bag?
A:Twix.
Sung.
derek franklin
A: A rake
Q: Whats black with cobwebs?
A: an Ethiopians ass
ARIF PANJU
tes:
A: He wears a Rolex........around his waist.
Q: What did one Ethiopian say to the other Ethiopian taking a dump by the
side of the road?
A: Don't brag.
Mark John Milton
: Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
: A: A rake
: Q: Whats black with cobwebs?
: A: an Ethiopians ass
:
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a shit hanging from
its arse?
A: A poser
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a swimming cap?
A: A match.
Mika-Petri Lauronen
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Ethiopia.
They are going to include a "CRAWL UP WINDOW" :>
Mark John Milton
: derek franklin (d...@fc.hp.com) wrote:
: > Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a shit hanging from
: > its arse?
: > A: A poser
: Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHIOPIAN WITH SHIT IN PLACE OF HIS
: BRAINS?
: A: AN AMERICAN.
: - DR. ROCKET
: GOING BALLISTIC ON EVERYONE WHO DESERVES IT.
Excellent retort Dr Rocket, but I'm Scottish.
I do get your point after all:
Mexican earthquake 4,000 people killed,
Kode earthquake 2,000 people killed,
Piper alpha disater 700 people killed,
AMERICAN SPACE SHUTTLE CHALLENGER, 7 PEOPLE!!
wheres the fairness in that!!!!!!
Throw more of those septic tanks on there.
John Limberg
How many Etheopians can you fit in a shower?
Who Knows, they all slide down the drain.
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derek franklin
What do you call the red thing that slides out when your dog rolls
over?
Dr. Rocket
Gary Barth
dlf@PROBLEM_WITH_INEWS_GATEWAY_FILE (derek franklin) writes:
His tongue?????
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DR. ROCKET
dlf@PROBLEM_WITH_INEWS_GATEWAY_FILE (derek franklin) writes:
> What do you call the red thing that slides out when your dog rolls
> over?
> Dr. Rocket
NO, DEREK.
NO NO NO NO NO NO.
YOU ARE SUCH A POOR LEARNER, YOU REALLY DO BEGIN TO REMIND ME
OF YOUR CANINE COMPANION.
YOUR DOG'S LIL' PLAYTHINGIE IS BUT AN APPRENTICE OF MINE.
AN INFERIOR ONE, AT THAT.
- DR. ROCKET
King of Pricks.