Today is Warren's BIRTHDAY!

[Don Dillon]

Today is Warren's BBBB IIIII RRRR TTTTT H H DDDD A Y Y
B B I R R T H H D D A A Y Y
BBBB I RRRR T HHHHH D D AAAAA Y
B B I R R T H H D D A A Y
BBBB IIIII R R T H H DDDD A A Y

HE IS 25 YEARS OLD! Anyone (and anyone not) wishing to send him
congratulations should direct them to KI...@ELEC.CANTERBURY.AC.NZ.

I got a birthday card at work one time and someone wrote down this
poem for me. BTW, she was 60 years old, the sweetest lady you could
ever meet, and it shocked me that she wrote this.

Don't be sad,
don't be blue,
Frankenstein was ugly too!!

Anyone else got more good poems for cute little signatures to put on
cards that get passed around at work??\

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Don Dillon

INTERNET : dondd@hpmwetg
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TELNET : 577-2869

[ele...@canterbury.ac.nz]

Today is Warren's BBBB IIIII RRRR TTTTT H H DDDD A Y Y
B B I R R T H H D D A A Y Y
BBBB I RRRR T HHHHH D D AAAAA Y
B B I R R T H H D D A A Y
BBBB IIIII R R T H H DDDD A A Y

HE IS 25 YEARS OLD! Anyone (and anyone not) wishing to send him
congratulations should direct them to KI...@ELEC.CANTERBURY.AC.NZ.

For those limited to the physical world,
Warren King (postgrad),
Department of Electrical and Electronic Engineering,
University of Canterbury,
Christchurch,
New Zealand.
Phone 064 03 667-001, ext 7288.

[Dave Polakowski]

In article <1230...@hpmwetg.HP.COM> do...@hpmwtd.HP.COM (Don Dillon) writes:
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>Anyone else got more good poems for cute little signatures to put on
>cards that get passed around at work??\
>

Saw this one in a card this weekend:

Turning ___ is like being a drill seargent in the Army -
always trying to get your privates to stand at attention!

--
_-^-_ | Dave Polakowski (303)678-4700
/ O O \ | Solbourne Computer, Inc.
---((((---'---U---`---))))--- | Longmont, Colorado
DAVE WAS HERE! | [po...@Solbourne.COM]

[Todd Hooper]

In article <1230...@hpmwetg.HP.COM> do...@hpmwtd.HP.COM (Don Dillon) writes:
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>Anyone else got more good poems for cute little signatures to put on
>cards that get passed around at work??

How about:

It's your birthday so I bought you something expensive you don't need...
...a course of radiation therapy!

And:

Forget the past - you can't change it.
Forget the future - you can't predict it.
Forget the present - I didn't get you one.

Or for Xmas - a used piece of paper with the following written on it:

Times are Tough - Times are Hard - Here's your f*cking Xmas Card

Todd