ABOUT TEXAS

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Ed Boress

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Jun 29, 1995, 3:00:00 AM6/29/95
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A fellow from Texas visited Australia. He told the folks down
under how much bigger and better things were in Texas. Suddenly a
kangaroo jumped in front of him.
"What in the dickens was that?" the startled Texan asked.
"You mean you don't have grasshoppers in Texas?" an Australian
calmly replied.
........

In Dallas, a man stopped a pedestrian and asked, "What is the
quickest way to the hospital?"
The pedestrian replied, "Just say something bad about Texas."

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