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Ed Boress

Jun 29, 1995, 3:00:00 AM6/29/95

A fellow from Texas visited Australia. He told the folks down
under how much bigger and better things were in Texas. Suddenly a
kangaroo jumped in front of him.
"What in the dickens was that?" the startled Texan asked.
"You mean you don't have grasshoppers in Texas?" an Australian
calmly replied.

In Dallas, a man stopped a pedestrian and asked, "What is the
quickest way to the hospital?"
The pedestrian replied, "Just say something bad about Texas."


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