Sheep Jokes

[David McBryan]

I'm trying to remember some of the jokes to do with sheep-shagging
nations. Substitute Australian, NZ, Aberdeen or whatever the Yank
equivalent for Wales is in the following :

What do you call a Welshman with 50 girlfriends ?
A Shepherd.

What do you call four sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales ?
A leisure centre.

Any more would be appreciated !

Dave.

OBKurtInane : The man had no talent - However even if you did
think he produced some good stuff you should still accept jokes about
him. The group is called rec.HUMOUR isn't it ? (Or some Americanism of same)
I would have no objection to jokes about other drugee dopouts whom I actually
happen to think were inspired (e.g. Syd Barrett), so get a life
and laugh a little. What's more I'm Irish and know more Irish jokes than
most of my British friends - and I find them funny. Adopt the policy that :
Nothing is worth believing in if you cannot laugh about it.
(And yes, that includes religion)

[Saqib Razzaq]

: >: I'm trying to remember some of the jokes to do with sheep-shagging

: >: nations. Substitute Australian, NZ, Aberdeen or whatever the Yank
: >: equivalent for Wales is in the following :
: >
: >: What do you call a Welshman with 50 girlfriends ?
: >: A Shepherd.
: >
: >: What do you call four sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales ?
: >: A leisure centre.
: >
: >: Any more would be appreciated !

: >
: >How about,
: >Why wouldn't the New Zealander take his wife to the football?
: >
: >Because she kept trying to eat the field at half-time.
: >

: What do you call a Montana man dressed up in knee high boots pink silk
: jacket and tiger stripped pants leading two sheep on a leash?

: A pimp.

Why do New Zealand farmers fuck sheeps near the cliffs?
Because they push back harder.

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[Andrew Kennett]

David McBryan (dav...@aisb.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
: I'm trying to remember some of the jokes to do with sheep-shagging

: nations. Substitute Australian, NZ, Aberdeen or whatever the Yank
: equivalent for Wales is in the following :

: What do you call a Welshman with 50 girlfriends ?
: A Shepherd.

: What do you call four sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales ?
: A leisure centre.

: Any more would be appreciated !

How about,

[James Kelly]

What do you call a sheep with four wellies?

A slut!

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[Bill Peacock]

[Bill Coyne]

David McBryan (dav...@aisb.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
DM>: Substitute Australian, NZ, Aberdeen or whatever the Yank
DM>: equivalent for Wales is in the following:
DM>: What do you call a Welshman with 50 girlfriends?
DM>: A Shepherd.
DM>: What do you call four sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales?
DM>: A leisure centre.

What do you call an Australian, NZ, Aberdeen or whatever the Yank
equivalent for Wales is man with 50 girlfriends?
A Shepherd.

What do you call four sheep tied to a lamp post in Australian,
NZ, Aberdeen or whatever the Yank equivalent for Wales is?
A leisure centre.

I did like you asked, Dave. Now what?

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[James Morgan Becnel]

Texas. Where the men are men and the sheep run scared. :)
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[troy trimble]

In article 1...@sydney.DIALix.oz.au, and...@sydney.DIALix.oz.au (Andrew Kennett) writes:

>Why wouldn't the New Zealander take his wife to the football?
>
>Because she kept trying to eat the field at half-time.

The field maintenace people could hire her on and save gas on the lawn mower.

I know, that's a ba-a-a-a-a-ad one.

Have fun,
TT

[Timothy Hague]

Ron (R...@sruvm.sru.edu) wrote:
: In article <3jks9g$9...@theopolis.orl.mmc.com>

: tr...@sun.com (troy trimble) writes:
: >
: >>Why wouldn't the New Zealander take his wife to the football?
: >>
: >>Because she kept trying to eat the field at half-time.

: >I know, that's a ba-a-a-a-a-ad one.
:
: But I'll bet he was really embarassed on the way home.
:
: I can see it now ............
:
: As he drives home past the herd you hear the faint cry of
:
: Da-a-a-a-a-dy, Da-a-a-a-a-dy
:
:
Why do Australians marry women?
Sheep can't cook!

How do Kiwis find sheep in long grass?
Very pleasant.

[Ron]

In article <3jks9g$9...@theopolis.orl.mmc.com>

tr...@sun.com (troy trimble) writes:
>
>>Why wouldn't the New Zealander take his wife to the football?
>>
>>Because she kept trying to eat the field at half-time.

>I know, that's a ba-a-a-a-a-ad one.

[Andrew Phillips]

What do NZ women wear to attracy men?

Mint sauce.
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[Michael Stewart]

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[Warren King]

wfwr...@corp.hp.com (Wesley F Wright) writes:

> So, the guy from Montana says to the sheriff, "Honest officer, I was just
> trying to push that sheep over the fence."
>
> --WWIII
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> ** Wes Wright wfwr...@corp.hp.com **
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> Montana-where the men are men & the sheep are nervous.

Salud, wk...@alamo.net
Livin' and dying in 3/4 time

[Vellu Suuronen]

Michael Stewart (Michael...@swamp.mn.org) wrote:
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