GPS
Well they are not all good space jokes, but at least they are space
jokes.
What kind of bulbs should you plant on the moon?
Light bulbs!
How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Approximately 1.00000000000000001
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the whole collective enjoys the experience!
What is an astronaut's favorite meal?
Launch!
When is a window like a star?
When it's a skylight!
What kinds of songs do planets like to sing?
Nep-tunes!
What kind of poem can you find in outer space?
Uni-verse!
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
It was already full!
What did the astronaut cook for lunch?
An unidentified frying object!
How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
On flying saucers!
What's the best way to talk to a martian?
Long distance!
What's a martian's normal eyesight?
20-20-20
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I haven't lost my mind - It's backed up on tape somewhere...
<snipped to save sanity...>
Q: Where did you get these jokes from?
A: Ur-anus.
Clive
NASA
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