The Porn Game

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Daniel Green

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Jan 24, 1995, 5:02:41 PM1/24/95
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recently, my friends and i, rather bored, began a nice game to create names
for porn flicks from real movie titles. the game is not tough, we soon
realized, but the difficulty lied in having the titles sound like real porn
titles instead of synthesized fake porn. below is a list of our compilation
so far. feel free to add your own--send them to me at my email address
(dant...@psu.edu) and i will repost with an updated list sometime soon.

The Lion King The Loin King
Uncle Buck Uncle Fuck
Flash Gordon Flesh Gordon
Robin Hood Throbbin' Hood
Top Gun Top Guns
Cliffhanger Clithanger
Jungle Fever Jungle Beaver
Lawrence of Arabia Lawrence of Your Labia
Bullets Over Broadway Bottoms over Broadway
Uncle Buck Uncle Fuck
Tootsie Tittsie
Terminator Herman Ate Her
Rocky Cocky
Beverly Hills Cop Beverly Hills Cock
Romancing the Stone Romancing His Bone
Octapussy *no change needed*
Total Recall Anal Recoil
Forrest Gump Forrest Hump
Rambo Rambone
Emmett Otter's Jugband Xmas Emmett Otter's Jug-filled Xmas
Dumb and Dumber Cum and Cummer
Little Orphan Annie Little Orafice Annie
Honeymoon in Vegas Horneymoon in Vegas

so, see what you can do and REMEMBER! NO REAL PORN TITLES ALLOWED!!!

put your sick minds to work,
dan.


Randal Keith Milholland

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Jan 24, 1995, 8:40:39 PM1/24/95
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Daniel Green (dag...@psu.edu) wrote:
> recently, my friends and i, rather bored, began a nice game to create names
> for porn flicks from real movie titles. the game is not tough, we soon
> realized, but the difficulty lied in having the titles sound like real porn
> titles instead of synthesized fake porn. below is a list of our compilation
> so far. feel free to add your own--send them to me at my email address
> (dant...@psu.edu) and i will repost with an updated list sometime soon.

> The Lion King The Loin King
> Uncle Buck Uncle Fuck
> Flash Gordon Flesh Gordon

There really *IS* a Flesh Gordon, and a sequel....shame on you for
cheating! :)

> so, see what you can do and REMEMBER! NO REAL PORN TITLES ALLOWED!!!

> put your sick minds to work,
> dan.

Jur-ASS-ic Pork?

Michael Barnes

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Jan 25, 1995, 12:47:14 PM1/25/95
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In article <dag149.15...@psu.edu>, Daniel Green <dag...@psu.edu> wrote:
>recently, my friends and i, rather bored, began a nice game to create names
(snip)
>Flash Gordon Flesh Gordon
(snip)

>so, see what you can do and REMEMBER! NO REAL PORN TITLES ALLOWED!!!

I hate to tell you this, but someone already made a really bad movie
called Flesh Gordon. I believe last year or the year before they
also produced a Flesh Gordon II. The original was a poor quality
R rated sort where the evil emporer used his sex ray to cause
the poor unsuspecting inhabitants of earth to sex themselves to death.

Tschus!
msb

Richard T Wurdack

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Jan 28, 1995, 3:38:34 AM1/28/95
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Free Willy! (no change needed)

Richard.

Bryan S

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Jan 30, 1995, 4:49:03 PM1/30/95
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Jennifer Ate

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David S. Baker

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Jan 31, 1995, 12:17:12 PM1/31/95
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In article n...@case.cyberspace.com, ric...@cyberspace.com (Richard T Wurdack) writes:
->Free Willy! (no change needed)
->
->Richard.
->


actually, I think this is a porno film already (as well as the whale one)

there was a story (yes - I know I know) on the radio about someone who went
out to rent it for his family and picked up the wrong one ...

don't know if it's true - but it was funny ...

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James Battista

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Feb 1, 1995, 10:05:07 AM2/1/95
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Joshua Kamm (pri...@primenet.com) wrote:
: In article <3g62r2$a...@pdq.coe.montana.edu>, mba...@cs.montana.edu
: (Michael Barnes) wrote:


: Let's see: Forrest Hump
: Sperminator 2
: The Cunt For Red October

: I know there's lots more

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How 'bout the ever-popular _Star Whores_?
jim battista
jim...@acpub.duke.edu

Michelle McNair

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Feb 1, 1995, 1:38:31 PM2/1/95
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Sorry, this is a real title, I saw it at the Wherehouse.
Edward Penishands!!!!
(my roomie & I watched it & laughed our heads off, it's funnier than it
is anything else)
Michelle

Steve Bennett

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Feb 1, 1995, 4:51:50 PM2/1/95
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In article <dag149.16...@psu.edu>, dag...@psu.edu (Daniel Green) writes:
|> In article <3g4a6n$j...@hermes.unt.edu> rkm...@jove.acs.unt.edu (Randal Keith Milholland) writes:
|> >From: rkm...@jove.acs.unt.edu (Randal Keith Milholland)
|> >Subject: Re: The Porn Game
|> >Date: 25 Jan 1995 01:40:39 GMT

|>
|>
|> >> The Lion King The Loin King
|> >> Uncle Buck Uncle Fuck
|> >> Flash Gordon Flesh Gordon
|>
|> >There really *IS* a Flesh Gordon, and a sequel....shame on you for
|> >cheating! :)
|>
|> oops! i am actually kind of glad that i didn't know that:)...
|>
|> >Jur-ASS-ic Pork?
|> good one! i'll add it to the list.
|>
|> keep it up,
|> dan.
|>
|>
|>

Let's not forget...

Driving Mrs. Daisy ------> Driving Mrs. Daisy.

....,<snicker snicker>
That was too easy;-)

steve

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D Phillips

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Feb 2, 1995, 5:51:20 AM2/2/95
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four beddings and a poodle.

Danny P
Southend Essex

The Gleep

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Feb 2, 1995, 12:37:25 PM2/2/95
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In article <primal-2601...@ip226.lax.primenet.com> pri...@primenet.com (Joshua Kamm) writes:
>From: pri...@primenet.com (Joshua Kamm)

>Subject: Re: The Porn Game
>Date: 27 Jan 1995 05:14:36 GMT

>In article <3g62r2$a...@pdq.coe.montana.edu>, mba...@cs.montana.edu
>(Michael Barnes) wrote:

>Let's see: Forrest Hump
> Sperminator 2
> The Cunt For Red October

>I know there's lots more

>--
>pri...@primenet.com "You're a cantelope."
>los angeles,ca -Vincent Concotti, True Romance
>primal screen, inc.
>joshua kamm
>
>

How about ET, the extra testicle?!
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ALEXANDER DICKINSON

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Feb 2, 1995, 5:34:51 PM2/2/95
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My personal favorite is:
Muffy The Vampire Layer

Alex Dickinson

Twang Kern zern

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Feb 3, 1995, 9:54:23 AM2/3/95
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Street Fighter Clit Biter
Naked Gun *no change*
Star Wars Star Whores
The Untouchables The Cuntouchables
Stand And Deliver *no change*

... that's all for now...

Bienvenu Jay

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Jan 28, 1995, 11:23:37 PM1/28/95
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Richard T Wurdack <ric...@cyberspace.com> wrote:
>Free Willy! (no change needed)

"Forrest Pump"
"Pulp Friction"

-- Jay

jk4...@albnyvms.bitnet

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Feb 5, 1995, 9:58:16 PM2/5/95
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In article <3gtg2v$1...@nuscc.nus.sg>, law4...@leonis.nus.sg (Twang Kern zern) writes:
>Street Fighter Clit Biter
>Naked Gun *no change*
>Star Wars Star Whores
>The Untouchables The Cuntouchables
>Stand And Deliver *no change*
>
>.... that's all for now...
Wet Side Story
Juranal Park
THe Empire Blows Back

Dan Crosby

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Feb 6, 1995, 7:21:33 PM2/6/95
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JurASSic Park
The Cunt for Red Cocktober
Cum and Cummer
Malcum XXX

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Prince Igor

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Feb 7, 1995, 3:38:44 PM2/7/95
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Who Reamed Rebecca Rabbit
On Golden Blond

Jatin Hasmukh Solanki

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Feb 7, 1995, 4:21:31 PM2/7/95
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"Coming in America"
"Groin Pains"
"Clithanger"

dma...@freenet.vcu.edu

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Feb 7, 1995, 7:33:52 PM2/7/95
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Everyone's favorite "kiddie porn" star, Tracy Lords once
starred in


Beverley Hills Copulate
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Nomad

The best part of Groundhog Day is the leftovers!

Galene Thayer

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Feb 8, 1995, 11:46:26 AM2/8/95
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How about

Fatal Contraction
Highender III

Mike Robert Brewer

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Feb 10, 1995, 6:44:01 AM2/10/95
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I saw posted on the wall of a place I worked for a while a list of 10
commandments for car drivers, along the lines of "If ye dimmeth not ye
headlights when a vehicle approacheth then God shall smite ye dead."
Does anyone know of its whereabouts?

Mike B.

Cashman

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Feb 10, 1995, 5:52:09 PM2/10/95
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And for Television Shows:
-------------------------

Rescue 69 - Rescue 911
ST: The Sex Generation - ST: TNG
Sex-Files - X-Files
Beverly Hills 90269 - BH - 90210 (actually, it really doesn't
need a change :)

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Dan Smith

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Feb 10, 1995, 6:42:00 PM2/10/95
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"Tool of the Nile"
"Romancing the Bone"

Christopher R. Brown

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Feb 10, 1995, 8:10:19 PM2/10/95
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When Harry Ate Sally.

Frank P Barletta

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Feb 11, 1995, 3:36:52 PM2/11/95
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In article <D3t5u...@skopen.dseg.ti.com>,
Dan Smith <dans...@skopen.dseg.ti.com> wrote:

>
>"Tool of the Nile"
>"Romancing the Bone"
>

And don't forget that the casts of those two movies later reunited for
"Whore of the Roses."

Jeffrey T Butler

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Feb 11, 1995, 7:17:57 PM2/11/95
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or: War of the Hoses.

-Jeff

Rafael Mateo

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Feb 12, 1995, 3:34:29 AM2/12/95
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Galene Thayer (tha...@ucssun1.sdsu.edu) wrote:
: How about

: Fatal Contraction
: Highender III

Saw this in a catalog (honestly, not mine)...

Intercourse with a Vampire

Bob Roberds

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Feb 12, 1995, 4:23:53 AM2/12/95
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In <D3t5u...@skopen.dseg.ti.com> dans...@skopen.dseg.ti.com ( Dan
Smith) writes:
>
>"Tool of the Nile"
>"Romancing the Bone"
>
>

"Yankin' the RAF"
"Riding Miss Daisy"

George T. Talbot

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Feb 12, 1995, 12:58:24 PM2/12/95
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How about "The Jerk" (no change)?

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George T. Talbot <geo...@netaxs.com>

The Gleep

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Feb 12, 1995, 5:55:58 PM2/12/95
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In article <-12029512...@slip-672.netaxs.com> <geo...@netaxs.com> (George T. Talbot) writes:
>From: <geo...@netaxs.com> (George T. Talbot)

>Subject: Re: The Porn Game
>Date: Sun, 12 Feb 1995 12:58:24 -0500

>How about "The Jerk" (no change)?

>--
>George T. Talbot <geo...@netaxs.com>

The Jerky Boys or the Jerking Boys
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Mike Thorpe

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Feb 15, 1995, 5:42:39 AM2/15/95
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I'm sorry, but I find none of these funny in any way at all. I am not
narrow minded, I have a good sense of humour, but something was
certainly lacking in the humour department (i.e. - the joke) It just
seems like something that people would make up when they were kids.
get a life, sad bastards.

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+-mike...@theridge.demon.co.uk-+--I'll see you there."-----------+


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MarcHot97

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Feb 15, 1995, 8:02:53 PM2/15/95
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SHINDLER'S FIST

MAE...@news.delphi.com

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Feb 17, 1995, 10:09:33 PM2/17/95
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Forrest Hump
Edward Penishands (a real film)

DonaldF275

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Feb 17, 1995, 10:41:33 PM2/17/95
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How about these..
The Sperminator
Pumping Irene
clitty clitty bang bang
An officer and a gerbil
Sheepless in seattle

John Collin

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Feb 24, 1995, 1:47:01 AM2/24/95
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brob...@ix.netcom.com (Bob Roberds) writes:

"Free Willy"
"Spank the Doodle Handily"
(Rhymes with "Uncle Buck")

John Collin


Andrew Kennett

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Feb 26, 1995, 5:11:35 AM2/26/95
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: >>>"Tool of the Nile"
: >>>"Romancing the Bone"
: >>"Yankin' the RAF"
: >>"Riding Miss Daisy"
: >"Free Willy"
: >"Spank the Doodle Handily"
: >(Rhymes with "Uncle Buck")

: The Merchant of Penis
: The Taming of the Spew
: The Bitches of Madison County
: Long Dong's Journey Into Night
: The Satanic Nurses
: The Hose of Kilimanjaro

: Here's a few from Duckman:
: A Room with a Spew
: Bare-Assic Park
: Hanna Does Her Sisters

What about the porno version of Grease, it is call Vaseline


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